TMoms Valentines 2024

Whether you’re madly in love, stuffing your face with candy hearts, or curating the world’s longest block list—it sounds like you need…

💋 Tattooed Mom Valentines 💋


A Valentine for every occasion (especially our Halloween 365 crew)! Download them all for FREE below! Share them with your crush or hand ’em out like trading cards to all your favorite people. But most importantly, show yourself a little love this VDay! ❤


Artwork by @sc0wll.


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A Note About Accessibility at Tattooed Mom:

Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our entrance way consists of one door forward followed by an immediate door to the right, leading into our downstairs bar. There’s (1) medium-sized step up through the first door. For folks using wheelchairs and mobility aids, we have a ramp we can lay down to help you access all parts of our first floor. Additionally, when weather permits during the warmer months, our front windows turn into an accordion door which has a larger step up but is a wider entrance point.

Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). The stairs lead into our upstairs front room, where art shows are held. Our main event space is located at the back of the second floor. There are (3) steps down to the middle room that holds our upstairs bar (metal railing available), and (2) additional steps up (no railing) leading to the upstairs back room through a doorway.

There are two all gender bathrooms on the first floor, one with a toilet and urinal, and one with only a toilet. The further bathroom is slightly larger, and both bathrooms are accessible via (1) step up midway through the dining room. For folks using wheelchairs and mobility aids, our front door ramp can also be used to access the back of our dining room/first floor bathrooms. There are two bathrooms in the upstairs back room, one with a toilet and urinal, and one with two stalls with a toilet in each. When facing the upstairs bathrooms, the bathroom to the right (with the toilet and urinal) is larger and more accessible.

If you have any questions regarding accessibility at Tattooed Mom, please reach out to our Experience Curator, Sarah, who is also a mobility aid user. You may reach them via email at [email protected].


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Tis The Damn Season Holiday Cocktail at TMoms




Sailor Jerry rum + Crème de menthe + Crème de Cocao
Coconut milk + Orange Juice + Pineapple Juice
Topped with Nutmeg, Fresh mint, & a Maraschino cherry

Available 12/15 – 1/1
Only at Tattooed Mom!!



What’s Up at TMoms:

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

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How to Book an Event at TMoms

Q: so, uh, how do i book an event at tmoms?


A: it’s SO EASY to host an event at tattooed mom!! follow along below and come join our community of creative weirdos ASAP!





(pssssst: anyone can book an event at tmoms)




u just gotta send us an email at [email protected] (replies usually take no longer than 3 days!!!)




tweet, post, reel, go live, group chat, tiktok, eventbrite, etc… get UR event out in front of UR community & we’ll do the same!




my dude, how easy was that?? drag performancs, birthday parties, poetry, comedy, works in progress, art shows, we do it ALL baby (except live music performances, sorry bbs)



­> EMAIL US: [email protected] <


Photo Credits:
📷-1: Photo by Samantha Sayten featuring Ann Artist at SlayHer Heavy Metal Drag.
📷-2: Wheatpaste art by marisa velázquez-rivas.
📷-3: Photo by Uv Lucas featuring BTS footage from Rubber’s single, “Fries & Wings”, filmed at TMoms.
📷-4: Photo by Michael DiCioccio featuring Next In Line Comedy’s very own co-host, Manny Brown.

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Gift Cards from Tattooed Mom



Looking for a gift for your close friend, loved one, life partner, or Secret Santa? Then look no further and give the gift of Tattooed Mom this holiday season! I mean, who DOESN’T want the promise of future tater tots, soon-to-be-sammies, and “can’t hardly wait” cocktails and beers??


Grab an E-Gift Card from Tattooed Mom or stop by for a physical card (also available via mail—just give us a call)! Perfect for gifting of all kinds, supporting your community, or just TREATING YOURSELF!


❤ Love & Good Times Always 💚

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AWP at TMoms

We’ve got all our chapbooks in a row, which means it’s time for AWP at TMoms! The Association of Writers and Writing Programs rotates its yearly conference, and this year is Philadelphia’s turn! Join us for offsite readings Wednesday, March 23rd through Saturday, March 26th, featuring familiar faces, future friends, and tons & tons of writers!


Want to know more about offsite readings at Tattooed Mom? All readings are free to attend, 21+ w/ valid ID, and proof of vaccination required. Here’s our full schedule:


Wednesday, March 23rd

5pm – Peach x b l u s h: AWP Offsite Reading
7:30pm – You Can’t Kill A Poet: AWP Offsite Reading


Thursday, March 24th

6pm – Spalding MFA Reunion and Reading: AWP Offsite Event
8pm – Tire Fire & Mason Jar Press Present: AWP Offsite Reading
10pm – TriQuarterly & Southeast Review: AWP Offsite Reading


Friday, March 25th

6pm – The Illibuck Reading: AWP Offsite Event
8pm – Second Acts: AWP Offsite Reading


Saturday, March 26th

3pm – ?th Annual Rock and Roll Reading: AWP Offsite Event

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TMoms Valentine’s 2022

Roses are red…

Violets are blue…

You like your crush…

And they like you too 💕


Too simple? OK, maybe you’ve decided to stick with your girls, gays, & theys this Valentine’s Day. Or you’ve committed to loving yourself this year. Possibly you’re nervously checking your phone to see if that “special someone” has texted you back yet???



Sounds like you need…

Tattooed Mom Valentines


A TMoms Valentine for every occasion! Download them all for FREE below! Swap and share ’em with all your best buds! Foster emotional vulnerability with your favorite people! And don’t forget to save a little love for yourself this VDay <3






Tutu Mary’s x Philly Vegan Restaurant Week Sammy Special

It’s tasty! It’s vegan! It’s—excuse my language—absolutely THICC! Celebrate Philly Vegan Restaurant Week with an extra special vegan sammy from TMoms’ very own Tutu Mary! Inspired by the IRL Tutu Mary & served with lots of vegan Hawaiian love!

Tutu Mary’s Vegan Mochiko Chickn Sammy

PVRW x Tutu Mary’s Sammy Special
• Vegan Mochiko Chickn •
• Hawaiian Mac Salad •
• Gochujang Aioli •
• Su-miso Sauce •
• Piled up high on a Brioche Bun •


Available for pick-up, dining in, or delivery Monday 9/27 – Friday, 10/1 (while supplies last each day)!

ALSO: Grab an Aloha Maid Guava Nectar with your Tutu Mary Sammy! Limited time only (Made in Hawaii)!


Want more PVRW x TMoms? Check out our special Tutu Mary’s Plate Lunch, available Sunday, 9/26!

Tutu Mary logo designed by Mellow Gold Studio.

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TMoms Astrology

⁂ What’s your star sign?? I wanna see if our stars are crossed ⁂

Discover your TMoms Astrology!

Not sure what you signs are?
Your birth date determines your SUN sign.
Your full birth date, birth place, and time of birth determine your MOON sign.
Your time of birth determines your RISING sign, also know as your Ascendant.
You can find your full birth chart here or here.


Aries | TaurusGemini | Cancer | Leo | Virgo | Libra | Scorpio | Sagittarius | Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces


Aries — ♈️: March 21 – April 19

Taurus — ♉️: April 20 – May 20

Gemini — ♊️: May 21 – June 20

Cancer — ♋️: June 21 – July 22

Leo — ♌️: July 23 – August 22

Virgo — ♍️: August 23 – September 22

Libra — ♎️: September 23 – October 22

Scorpio — ♏️: October 23 – November 21

Sagittarius — ♐️: November 22 – December 21

Capricorn — ♑️: December 22 – January 19

Aquarius — ♒️: January 20 – February 18

Pisces — ♓️: February 19 – March 20

Secret Menu Item: The Thunderbolt ft. Vegan Updog

What’s UPDOG Philadelphia??? Meet our brand new secret menu item from TMoms x Upton’s Naturals:

The Thunderbolt

 Vegan Updog by Upton’s Naturals  <
>  Housemade Vegan Meaty Chili  <
Crisp Dill Pickle & Pepper Relish  <
>  Yellow Mustard  <

This special is retired. Every order included a coupon for $1 off a package of Updogs, redeemable locally with our BFFs at V Marks The Shop & with other fine grocers.

Visit us for bar hangs, bumper cars, and indoor dining on our 2nd floor (21+)!
Order online or call for Curbside Pickup! Order IRL at our Walk-up Window! Local delivery available via CaviarDoorDash & Grubhub!

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