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Big Ass Bitties // February 2023

This is a very silly comedy show where a lineup of entertainers will perform comedic feats! They might be risky bits, weird bits, sketch bits, improvised bits, musical bits, wild bits. BUT ALL OF THEM WILL BE BIG ASS BITTY BITS.

Expect bits. You will see bits. All the bittiest bits you could imagine.

Come see this show!
A line up of wild proportions!

 

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 19TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Hosted by Betty Smithsonian and featuring a cast of characters.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Adoom & Dooley Doodles & Friends

Adoom and Dooley Doodles and Friends – come by and check out an assortment of work from some Philly artists. Hosted by local cartoonists Adoom Cusack and Sean Dooley, there will be original artwork, shirts, stickers, pins, prints, comics, and more!

 

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 16TH
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Featured artists:
@adoomcusack
@musclespasm
@meganwebb.art
@dreamygutss
@lindseygillart
@painted_closet
@i_thee_decor

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Slutty Poetry Night

Prepare all your erogenous zones for another edition of Slutty Poems Night. This is a free event but donations are encouraged for Project SAFE, a local harm reduction organization.

Amy Jannotti slinks in to start the night as opener followed by an equally sexy feature set by Kate Carey.

Bring your hoe shit for the open mic hosted by the effervescent Elayna Mae Darcy. If you’re too shy to share, feel free to shove something into our (anonymous confessions) box.

Stevie Laney, erotic artist extraordinaire and founder of Very Magazine & Megan Sanders, the mental health art mom of Out of Practice Arts will both have wares available for sale.

 

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 15TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

This is a sex positive space that is not tolerant of any racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, fat shaming, slut shaming, or any general bigoted fuckery.

Doors @ 6PM, show @ 7PM (but prolly like a gay 7ish). Accessibility Note: Event is upstairs. Stairs are a bit steep. Must be 21+ with Valid ID.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.

• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // February 2023

Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philadelphia-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in PhillyVoice and Thrillist.

Next In Line is now bringing the dopest comedy showcase in town to Tattooed Mom’s on Wednesday, February 8th at 8pm (Doors at 7pm) and it’s Free.99!

The show gives quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ a space to work on their acts while providing Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price, in this case for FREE. Shows have featured top comics from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!

 

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 8TH
DOORS 7PM // SHOW 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE (RSVP)

 

Featuring:
Mary Radzinski
Gary Sharp
Albert Davis
Jay Yoder
Leah Frances
Tyler Wolf
Manny Brown

 

Free show in the upstairs of Tattooed Mom’s! Doors at 7pm, show starts at 8pm. Seating is NOT guaranteed even with a ticket, so show up early to reserve your spots. There is always a standing room section in the room.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.

Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Poetry and Jazz

Join us for an evening of poetry and jazz from local Philadelphian authors, musicians, and performers.

Join local Philly favorites for a night of poetry, jazz and improvisation. The uniquely American tradition of jazz poetry goes back generations, and it is still alive and well here in Philadelphia’s vibrant creative scenes. Admission is free! Enjoy a drink, listen to some healing sounds, and stick around for the open mic portion at the end of the night. You won’t want to miss it!

Hosted by Lindsay Hargrave.

 

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 5TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Sekai’afua Zankel – poet with musical accompaniment
Oarsman – music and poetry improvisation group featuring:
Pete Dennis – bass
Luca Farrell – keyboard
Lindsay Hargrave – poetry
Salina Kuo – found percussion
Elliott Levin – poet, saxophone and flute
Warren Longmire – jazz poet

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Bomb Bomb at TMoms // Sip City Mixer: LGBTQ Women’s Party

Sip City Mixer presents Bomb Bomb and TMoms, an LGBTQ mixer and meetup for queer women!

Sip City Mixer is an intentionally diverse, inclusive, welcoming and safe space for femmes, women, trans, non-binary, and gender non-conforming queer Philadelphians.

💣 Bomb Bomb as in QUEER BOMB! When we all meetup at T’Mom’s, we pack the entire upstairs. They love us and we love them! 🫶🏽🫶🏻🫶🏾 If you’ve been to one, you know. If not, come hang with 150+ new friends!

A note from Sip City Mixer: We strongly prefer guests be fully vaxxed/boosted. If you are not, please wear a mask to protect others. Sit this one out if you’re feeling unwell.

 

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 2ND
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Beauty & The Beasts Pop_Up

6 Philadelphian Artists join forces at the Famous Tattooed Mom’s in South Philly to present a rare combination of beautifully unique paintings and clothing mixed with dystopian themed collages and other evil artworks.

 

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 1ST
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

List of vendors:
@the_slaughterhouse_district
@thrifty___stuff
@steviellaney
@timothyprettyman
@the666cat
@garygalapagos

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

TATTOOED MOMEDY // January 2023

Tattooed Momedy is a monthly showcase and free comedy show! Only at Tattooed Mom!

Boy Howdy, we’re starting 2023 off with a bang! Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase has got another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY that’s gonna knock your socks out of your ass!

 

TUESDAY JANUARY 31st
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

FEATURING:
Alison Zeidman
Michael S. Watkins
Che Guerrero
Glennis LaRoe

And headliner:
Dan Yang

Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell!
Art by Rachel Chou!

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S! Named 2019’s BEST CHEAP LAUGHS IN PHILLY by Philly Magazine.

Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
It’s FREE! It’s COMEDY! It’s FREE COMEDY!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

You Can’t Fail // Winter 2023

Event flyer for You Can't Fail, an evening of live performance, art in all forms, and works in progress.

Live performance! Art in all forms! An evening of discovery, growth, and entertainment! The popular art series You Can’t Fail is headed back to Tattooed Mom! Join us for an evening of works in progress & new performances, brought to you by Chris Davis!

 

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 25TH
DOORS 7PM + SHOW 8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

An evening of new works including: visual art, photography, theater, dance, performance art, comedy, story-telling, poetry, prose, sculpture, ballet, film, stand-up, anything and everything will be presented in the back room on the 2nd floor of Tattooed Moms!

 

NEW WORKS BY:
John Miller
Tyler Clausen
Morgan MacConnell
Emily Broadeur
John Deary
C.M. Crockford
Seamus Tyler
Kristen Scopino
Mykal Carte-Jackson
Sean Hanrahan
Kate Carey
Ben Kunkle
Dixon Speaker
Tim Lynch
JB
Shannon Frost Greenstein
Della Cowell
Nate Holt
Chyanne Kemp
JuJu
Irina Varina
Rachel Hampton
Ray Toy
Elayna Musings

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Tattoo Arts Festival After Party at TMoms! • Saturday, 1/21

Philadelphia Tattoo Arts Festival After Party at Tattooed Mom on Friday, January 20th and Saturday, January 21st, featuring a design by Kelly Campanile.

WHAT: Tattoo Arts Festival After Party at TMoms
WHEN: Saturday 1/21, open noon till 2am

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🔔🐍 Tattoo Arts Festival
After Party at TMoms! 🐍🔔

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We’re stoked to have The 25th Annual Philadelphia Tattoo Arts Festival After Party back at Tattooed Mom! Get into it with Mom’s cheesesteak (classic OR vegan), a basket of fresh waffle fries, smokey sweet BBQ wings, and pierogi with allllll the toppings—PLUS: Late night happy hour from 10-11pm with our kitchen open til 1:30am! Get inked and grab a drink! No cover. Come hang on Friday, 1/20 too!

Planning to run around all weekend? Then don’t sleep on our brand new Motörhead inspired espresso martini: SPEEDFREAK.
Artwork by Kelly Campanile. 🍸🫠☕️

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For more information on the tattoo convention, check out Villain Arts’ website here.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Daily Happy Hour // All drafts are just $4 from 4-6pm … PLUS: Late Night Happy Hour 10-11pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving slammin’ sammies, different shapes of fried potatoes, and ice cold drinks all evening! Kitchen open till 1:30am.

• Must be 21+ w/ valid ID to enter Tattooed Mom for this after party.

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