You Can’t Fail

ANY and ALL art will be presented at this second installment of You Can’t Fail.  First time performers to seasoned veterans are welcomed onto the stage to perform new works including: painting, photography, theater, dance, performance art, comedy, story-telling, poetry, prose, sculpture, ballet, film, stand-up…anything!

Featuring new works by:
Amanda Jensen
Emma Goidel
Carl Roa
Jenna Strusowski
Sunita
Michael Weigand

Doors at 7pm
Show at 8pm

$4 Hamburgers & Vegan Burgers until Midnight (Try our new Burger of the Month!)
$2 Narragansett Lager Tall Boys all day
Half off all drafts 10-11pm

Fused Underground: Art show

JERKS Productions presents another FUSED UNDERGROUND showcase! Join us for a night of ART, HORROR & BOOZE as we celebrate First Friday and showcase some of Philadelphia’s best local artists!

Stick around to see the premiere of JERKS Productions’ newest short film ‘Good Night’ and a special sneak peek at the next episode of Ominous!

FREE FUN!!
Half off all drafts: 5-7pm & 10-11pm

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MAD HOUSE 4: Johnson-Valenzuela, Schwartz, Myers, Colavita, Sutherland

Mad House Magazine presents a melodious showcase of poetic artistry in anticipation of Mad House Vol 4: REVOLT!

Gathered beautifully as it pupates from frantic emailing to layout stages, they will be selling preorders of the issue in order to have enough capitalist labor coupons to print copies in gorgeous full-color for everyone who wants one (& hopefully a few extra for people of the future who don’t know it exists yet).

Enjoy the perceptive, ungovernable work of these [5] poets:

+Sara Schwartz

+Gina Myers

+Angelo Colavita

+Marissa Johnson-Valenzuela

+Kirwyn Sutherland

Help us out by dropping in $10 for your copy and you’ll have our love and we’ll have a magazine waiting for you on reading night ♥

+Plus+ get a free copy of A SLENDER VOLUME little anthology zine! 🙂

Doors at 7:30, Reading to start by 8
50¢ pierogi from noon – 10pm
Half off all drafts 10-11pm

Tattooed Momedy

Tattooed Momedy is a FREE monthly showcase that brings you hilarious acts from around Philadelphia and across the US…as well as special drop-ins, and surprise performances!  If that weren’t enough, you can also feast upon $1 tacos (beef or bean) and $2.50 tecates. Doors at 8PM! 

Featuring:
Chanel Ali
Alex Pearlman
Geoff Jackson
Stephanie Ele
Dan Vetrano
Jake Mattera

Special Guest Performance by Robin Graves

Hosted by Michael Kelly

Poster Art by Ryan Shaner

Half off all drafts from 5-7 & 10-11pm

PUBLETTERS: letter writing station

Bring back the noble art of letter writing!

Every Tuesday this March, PUBLETTERS will be setting up a letter writing station.  Everything is provided: stationery, stamps, even some loaner pens.  Addresses of politicians and notable people who really need to hear from you will be on hand…or you can write to friends, family, or distant relatives.

Publetters is FREE, thanks to Yards Brewing and Trophy Bikes. Empty a glass and fill a page with your words!

Every Tuesday in March at 6pm.
$1 all beef or veggie bean tacos (until we run out)
$2.50 Tecates all day
Half off all drafts 5-7 & 10-11pm

Arts & Drafts: Crafting Happy Hour

Beer and crafting, together at last!  Come eat, drink, and craft the night away with Arts & Drafts!  This time they’ll have the supplies to create your own kaleidoscope or make a variety of projects using colorful duct tape.

25% of bar proceeds during the event will benefit Philadelphia’s Magic Gardens.

Free crafts!
Half off our full Veggie Menu. Noon – 10pm (no take out)
Half off all drafts from 5-7 & 10-11pm

**CANCELLED** The Simpsons: “Homer vs. the 18th Amendment”

Unfortunately, due to an injury, this event has been cancelled.

This lousy Smarch weather getting you down?  So, why not brave the weather and experience a LIVE version of the Simpsons?

Test your Simpsons trivia knowledge for a chance to win awesome stuff!
Colour, glue, sticker, and glitter to your heart’s content with FREE CRAFTS!
Witness a LIVE reenactment of “Homer vs. the 18th Amendment”, done in the style of an old time, golden age radio show!

Starring
Joshua Kirwin
Heather Plank
$2 Pabst Blue Ribbon 16oz. pounders
1/2 price tater tots: your choice of original, cheesy, poutine, BBQ or parmesan pepper!
Half off drafts 10-11pm

Zine Time: pop-up shop

“self-publications, motivated by a desire for self-expression, not for profit”…sounds like another installment of ZINE TIME!

This time we’ve got Brickman PublicationsDan Kent / Ceremonious PeopleDavid Wise/Forthcoming Press, and Dan Hughes / Endless Daze.

Check out locally published zines, beers, and food (the trifecta of a perfect Sunday afternoon).  Support your local creative community.  Try it…you might like it!!

FREE arts & crafts all day
All waffle fries (original, cheesy, poutine, chipotle BBQ, parmesan pepper) half price until 7pm

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