South Street Pun Off // August 2024

Go birds, but also, go words! Philly’s first, best, and only wordplay and dad joke trivia extravaganza returns to Tattooed Mom. Bring out your team to compete for honor, glory, and prizes. Our quizzo round is followed by PUNDEMONIUM our head-to-head pun-off. Pay what you wish tickets with $5 suggested donation.

 

THURSDAY, AUGUST 1ST
7-9PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $5 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Influx of HEAT Art Show

Get ready for INFLUX of heat 🔥 Our DJs will play heaters all night long that will make you sweat. Our local vendors will have the hottest merchandise in town. And your retinas will melt when you see holographicas simulation.

 

FRIDAY, JULY 26TH
6-11PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Hosted by Randu Art & Curb Couch Market

Artists Include:
Cowboy Etiquette
KAM House
Bake Bake Philly
Lavish-Li Made
Leann the Illustrator
Liana Inks
Molly Lloyd
Nahcroll Illustration
Toe Cocktail
High on Ashes

 

DJs:
chrischilicious
CRANKEN
jj!!
Roselyn
Lextronic

with VFX:
Holographica

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

X Knight Escape From Warp Hell: Film Screening

He’s not a Marvel or DC superhero, he’s X KNIGHT! A gothic superhero who must battle demons in the purgatory realm of Warp Hell! While trying to save a young boy from being sacrificed in a ritual by the Cannibal Sea Demon Pirates. Come join us for the screening of our award winning superhero horror film X KNIGHT: Escape From Warp Hell. Screening will take place Sunday July 21st at 6:30 p.m. and meet the cast and crew afterwards. X Knight merchandise will be on sale, read the comics that inspired the film along with much more!

 

SUNDAY, JULY 21ST
6:30PM-9:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Follow X Knight Productions on Instagram.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Big Ass Bitties // July 2024

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

MONDAY, JULY 15TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Host:
The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian

 

Featuring:

Lauren LoGiudice
Grace Lazard
Jeff Quintana

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

New + Wesley Presents: Pop-up-CHA-CHA-CHA

SUNDAY, JULY 14TH
11-4PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Vendors:
@newandwesley
@adoomcusack
@musclespasm
@amandaz.jpg
@goblin_babe
@hanfran.studio
@marley__angels
@vampirevampireboy
@obeseocelot
@rj.artz
@phillycandles
@dafnasteinbergart
@worldsgraytest_
@joanna_squigley

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Slutty Poems Night // July 2024

Let the real fireworks begin at Slutty Poems Night in a special rescheduled edition that would make our
forefathers wetter than ice cream melting on a slice of apple pie.

Celebrate a night full of salacious sex and sexuality themed words. This is a free event but donations are being collected for Middle East Childrens Alliance.

Feature poets Peter & Seamus start the night off

Bring your hoe shit for the open mic hosted by Kate Carey. If you’re too shy to share, feel free to shove something into our (anonymous confessions) box.

 

WEDNESDAY, JULY 3RD
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF

 

This is a sex positive space that is not tolerant of any racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, fat shaming, slut shaming, or any general bigoted fuckery. 21+ w/ valid ID.

Doors @ 6 pm, show @ 7 pm. Accessibility Note: We welcome mask wearing and if you are not feeling well, please stay home. Event is upstairs- Stairs are a bit steep. Seating is limited. Contact Kate through DM if accommodations are needed.

 

follow @sluttypoemsnight on Instagram for updates

flyer by @perpetualsketch

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Poetry Night For Palestine

join Sentimentally Ill once more for a gorgeous night of poetry and fundraising for Palestine relief❣️🍉

be sweet, donate, and most importantly free palestine 🇵🇸

 

MONDAY, JULY 1ST
7-9PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $5-10
>> NOTAFLOF <<

 

Readers:
Juliette Ryan
Veronica DiMeo
Sam Medina
Gregory Ross
Vasiliki Argyris
Mikayla Morell
Liv Schaffer
Gabrielle Woolley

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Punk Rock Karaoke // June 2024

Join us for Punk Rock Karaoke at Tattooed Mom! Hosted by Mike Yak in the Upstairs back room at Tattooed Mom.

 

MONDAY, JUNE 24TH
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

SCROLL BELOW FOR FULL SONG LIST

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue: An International Wheatpaste Art Show

 

Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue is our first ever wheatpaste show & THE event for wheatpaste artists to meet, exchange ideas & share their love for the art form. The show celebrates the international community that pastes on the streets and reaches out to artists all over the world to show their paste up art in all mediums on our walls, ceilings, doors and floors of Tattooed Mom!

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NOW I WANNA SNIFF SOME GLUE

An International Wheatpaste Art Show

presented by Tattooed Mom & Doomed Future
Friday, June 14, 2024 // 5pm ’til 2am // FREE ADMISSION // 21+

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wheatpaste by Doomed Future

You can find more info on how to submit your own wheatpaste art designs to this open call show on our Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue blog post.  NIWSSG submissions flyer & show poster designed by Doomed Future.

All are welcome to contribute to the show: first time artists will be shown side by side with the seasoned titans. Hand drawn, printed, silk screened & collaged wheatpastes will be part of the mix in this diverse display of wheatpaste art media, styles and themes. All wheatpastes will be collaged onto the walls of the 2nd floor of Tattooed Mom by a crew of local paste up artists.

 

wheatpastes by Sean Lugo, Marisa VR, City Kitty, Doug Nox, Wolf Sheep, Lace In The Moon & friends

Help spread the word about this show to your fellow artists, friends, and family, & let them know the biggest wheatpaste show to ever hit Philly is on the way! Stay tuned for more show details and fun surprises.

 

wheatpaste by Amberella

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // June 2024

The saints of sin return to south st to celebrate the deadliest misdeed to be seen. Witness the Pride of Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show hosted by Best of Philly Mag 2023 Lamia, The Cursed Queen of Philadelphia. The most brutal drag show this side of Broad St features the lip sync talent, the sideshow swag and the heavy metal hair flip action that separates the posers from the hardcore fans. Flown in from various sections of Philadelphia, these local entertainers showcase the beauty, grace and congeniality of the only heavy metal drag show you can find on a Thursday night!

 

THURSDAY, JUNE 13TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Returning to Slayher after starring on Boulet Bros. Dragula Season 5, witness Onyx Ondyx!
Starring the Slayher Ladies of Lust Vudu Thee Dahl, Caresse Deville, Plexie Glass and the premiere of Nikita Sinn Monroe, your reigning Miss Continental Metropolitan Plus!
Featuring guest performances from local up and coming demon kings and queens!

Come poised to impress with your most guttural yell for the Slayher Screaming Showdown and compete for the auspiciously coveted prize package courtesy of your Tattooed Overlords. Feast on the finest menu of vegan and nonvegan delicacies while your eyes devour the fashion and finesse of the serpentine sirens of Slayher.
Doors at 7pm. Show starts at 8pm. 2nd Floor. Seats are first come first served unless reserved with a VIP presale package. More info available on eventbrite!

 

CAST:
Lamia
Vudu thee dahl
Onyx ondyx
Plexie glass
Nikita sinn monroe
Caresse deville
Vanity killz (guest)
Angel baphomet (door)
Lady azarine (guest)Tom foolery (guest)
Kyle (sound)

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.