Comedy Special + Live Taping: Ebony Moore “Making My Way Downtown”

Dive into an evening where the South meets the North, humorously bridged by none other than Philly’s own Standup Barbie, Ebony Moore! Join us for a groundbreaking night of laughter, stories, and unforgettable comedy as we film a live hour of standup comedy.

From sweet tea to cheesesteaks, Ebony Moore navigates the quirks of life away from the Mason-Dixon with charm, wit, and a dash of Southern sass. It’s an uproarious journey of culture clashes, personal misadventures, and hilarious observations, making “Making My Way Downtown” a must-see event.

 

MONDAY, APRIL 8TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Starring: Ebony Moore

Film Production: Beyfilmzmedia

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Video Consortium Philly Kick Off Happy Hour

VC Philly is back! Join The Video Consortium for its first Philadelphia gathering of 2024. Meet the chapter’s new organizers, mingle with fellow filmmakers, and introduce yourself to the city’s nonfiction filmmaking community. VC is jump starting a new year of connection, collaboration, and community in Philadelphia, and we’re excited to kick-off with this fun night of drinks and conversation.

 

THURSDAY, APRIL 4TH
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

TATTOOED MOMEDY // March 2024

Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!

 

TUESDAY, MARCH 26TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Featuring:
Nick Naney
Tata Sherise
Sara Hennessey
Mike Hanford

 

Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell

Art by Joe Bell

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!

Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

You Can’t Kill A Poet // March 2024

We’re back at it again in 2024! We’ll be at Tattooed Mom on Wednesday, March 20th for some gayyyy poems. Doors at 7:30pm, reading at 8pm. Come hang out in our joyous and boisterous room full of queerness and listen to some amazing poets share their work.

 

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20TH
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Featured Readers:
Boston Gordon
Claudia Cortese
Ber the Poet
Temi 
Ari Villeda Martinez
Sarah Solomon

 

Follow You Can’t Kill A Poet on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

 

Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // March 2024

Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.

Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price (FREEEE!). The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!

 

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Line-Up:

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Big Ass Bitties // March 2024

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 6TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Host:
The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian

 

FEATURING:

Jay Simpson
London Duran
Delia Amendola
Masha Makarova

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Naughty Trivia Night // March 2024

Think you already know everything there is to know with your naughty knowledge? Come out to Naughty Trivia Night to test that!!

This trivia night will test your knowledge on things you know, things you don’t, and things you didn’t even know you don’t know. Teams will be lead through four rounds of general questions related to sex ed, anatomy, history, LGBTQ+ facts, and more!

No matter how much you know (or don’t), come out and play! You will definitely walk away with some new fun facts and hopefully a prize!

Get there early to grab some food and drink as the game will start at 7:30pm. RSVP to ensure you have a seat!!

 

TUESDAY, MARCH 5TH
7:30-9:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Host:
Cass XO

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Juicy Goth Presents: Divine Denim Market

Join us for a day of shopping & food with local artists. Each artist will be showing custom denim pieces, which range from wearables to house decor. Pull up & see what new pieces they have for spring!

 

SUNDAY, MARCH 3RD
2-6PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE

 

Vendors: 
@firesignflags
@mmefaithhaiku
@juicygoth
@techno tarot
@medusa.raptor.studio
@sodamn_tufgirlz
@vdclifestyle

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

New + Wesley Presents: na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na art & vintage pop-up

NEW + WESLEY IMAGES is gathering some of his favourite LOCAL ARTISTS and VINTAGE SELLERS for a UNIQUE POP UP SHOP.

There will be COLLAGE ARTISTS, ILLUSTRATORS, CARTOONISTS, and SCULPTORS.

People selling REWORKED CLOTHING, REPURPOSED PLASTICS, and REIMAGINED PHOTOGRAPHS.

If you’re looking for KNIT STRAWBERRIES, PICTURES OF REAR ENDS, ART that is KINDA SEXY but KINDA SCARY, or ANYTHING you didn’t know existed but REALIZE you can’t live without, you can pick it up on MARCH 1 at the NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA POP UP! (Like Batman).

 

FRIDAY, MARCH 1ST
5-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Vendors:
@niftythrifyphl
@adoomcusack
@_scarymarys_ 
@pedrotheroadie
@marleyangelstudios
@musclespasm
@ChrisCasinoo
@phillyplastico
@thatsbearlyart
@randuart
@mohrdoesart
@goblin_babe
@jwarbory
@boingerbunch
@vampirevampireboy
@newandwesley

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Baby Jawn: Leap Year Pop-Up Art Shop 2024

4 YEARS! We have been waiting for 4 years for this event!

It’s that time again! Come celebrate with us for Baby Jawn’s 3rd birthday party! What started back in 2016 as a way to meet and collaborate with other artists, The Baby Jawn Leap Year Event became a platform to showcase some of the best up and coming artists in the street art movement. This time around, we will be hosting the legend of ALL legends, the first to do the damn thing, CORNBREAD!  Our other featured artists are all heavy hitters too! From famous mirror pieces and amazing blown glass to one of kind handmade DIY punk clothing and rare art. The last time we had this event the world shut down 2 weeks later, who knows what will happen next?!

Party starts at 6…and there will be cake. You do not want to miss this quadrennial event!

 

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 29TH
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Lineup:

Cornbread
irregular
Gloopy Goblin
DrS Glass
Lost & Found Art
Praise Dobler
Your Favorite Punk Hippie
Snail Slime
Anti Flower Show Movement
Noze

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.