You Can’t Kill A Poet: Open Mic Night // September 2026

Hello, queer poets! We’re back at Tmoms for a very special OPEN MIC NIGHT!

Signups begin at 7:30, and slots are limited, so get there early! Come prepared to share a poem, hang out, and cheer on your fellow readers. We don’t do open mics often, so we’re especially excited to spend the night hearing from all of you. 💜

 

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 16TH
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Bring a poem. Bring a friend. Come bask in the queer feelings!

 

Follow You Can’t Kill A Poet on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | they’re a smash hit for a reason. Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! u heard that right! + $3 PBR! RUN!!!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Lady Laughs Philly: Open Mic Night // September 2026

Lady Laughs Philly produces monthly comedy shows that feature all women and queer comics. Our open mic welcomes anyone and everyone, however we center women and queer comics. Join us!

 

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 14TH
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Hosted by Nicole Van Driss & Gabriela Lucia Laracca 

Produced by Shawna Lutzow

Follow Lady Laughs Philly on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | mom’s marvelous meatless mondays?? Say it 3 times fast and see what happens. we dare u. Meatless Monday is here at TMoms from open ’till close. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | cue ball as bright as ur future. Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms continues!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Big Ass Bitties // September 2026

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9TH
DOORS @ 6:30PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Line Up:

Dan Gagliardi
Melissa Jouben
Tnutt
Ann Birdthistle
 

Come see a show!

Follow Betty Smithsonian on Instagram and visit www.bettysmithsonian.com.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | they’re a smash hit for a reason. Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! u heard that right! + $3 PBR! RUN!!!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue: Art Making Meet Up

We’re gearing up for Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue 2: An International Wheatpaste Art Show and Mom wants YOUR art!

Join us for a night of art making, taco eating, chilling and making new friends who love street art. Large format paper provided, BYO markers, stencils & paint (sorry, no aerosols). All art created can be part of the show alongside paste ups from all over the world.

Meet us in the upstairs front room for a night of free fun!

 

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 8TH
6-11PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Follow Tattooed Mom and Characters Welcome on Instagram.

 

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | it’s tacos. it’s tecate. it’s tuesdays. what more can we say. $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Taco Tuesday + $3 tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Bake Sale: Sweet Tooth Tour 2026

Hi I’m Clementine, And a bake sale has been my solution to fundraise for my own dental surgeries, of wich total to around 10k of urgent dental work. If you can’t attend but wish to support me further, I have a gofund me linked in my instagram bio @inclementweath3r, along with several other bakesale pop-ups in the Philly and Delaware areas during the weekend

-Warmly, Clementine

 

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 4TH
4-6PM // DOWNSTAIRS
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Follow Clementine on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

TATTOOED MOMEDY // August 2026

Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!

 

TUESDAY, AUGUST 25TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

featuring:
Campbell Gibson
Hannah Trav

and headliner
Michelle Biloon

Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell

Art by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!

Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | it’s tacos. it’s tecate. it’s tuesdays. what more can we say. $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Taco Tuesday + $3 tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Lady Laughs Philly: Open Mic Night // August 2026

Lady Laughs Philly produces monthly comedy shows that feature all women and queer comics. Our open mic welcomes anyone and everyone, however we center women and queer comics. Join us!

 

MONDAY, AUGUST 10TH
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Hosted by Hope D of The LaughtHer Collective & Ebony Moore

Produced by Shawna Lutzow

Follow Lady Laughs Philly on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | mom’s marvelous meatless mondays?? Say it 3 times fast and see what happens. we dare u. Meatless Monday is here at TMoms from open ’till close. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | cue ball as bright as ur future. Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms continues!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

She/They: A Standup Show by Women and Queers

Shes, theys, and gays unite for an evening of comedy by and for women and queers! Join us Thursday, July 30 at Tattooed Mom to laugh and raise funds for the Lady Laughs International Comedy Festival!

 

Hosted by Prior Perry and featuring Christa Rivers, Hope Schwartz, Moira Goree, and Nicole Phoenix.

 

Tickets are PWYC, suggested donation of $15. Doors at 6:30, show at 7:30. Event space is up one flight of stairs.

 

All ticket sales and donations will go towards the Lady Laughs International Comedy Festival, happening here in Philly next month, August 18-23 at the Louis Bluver Theater at the Drake.

 

THURSDAY, JULY 30TH
DOORS @ 6:30PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
SUGGESTED DONATION $15
>> NOTAFLOF <<

TICKETS: EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted by Prior Perry
Featuring:

Christa Rivers

Hope Schwartz

Moira Goree

Nicole Phoenix

 

Follow Lady Laughs Philly on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | we support bad decisions but this isn’t one of them. 75¢ pierogis all day for Pierogi Thursday … with all the toppings & sauces ur heart desires + $3 cans of tecate!!!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

TATTOOED MOMEDY // July 2026

Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!

 

TUESDAY, JULY 28TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

featuring:
Ash Diggs
Alex Murdoch

and headliner
Dan Yang

Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell

Art by Joe Bell

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!

Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | it’s tacos. it’s tecate. it’s tuesdays. what more can we say. $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Taco Tuesday + $3 tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Oops! All Trans // July 2026

Philly’s favorite all-trans stand-up showcase, Oops! All Trans, returns on Wednesday, July 22nd! Expect huge laughs, a stellar lineup of local talent, and a huge dose of gender euphoria upstairs at TMoms.

 

WEDNESDAY, JULY 22ND
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15
>> NOTAFLOF <<
TICKETS: Lady Laughs Philly

 

Hosted by Lee Rogers

Featuring Dezzy, Tarunika Anand, Sofia Cordero

Headliner: Danya Trommer

Produced in collaboration with Lady Laughs Philly & Transpire Philly

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | they’re a smash hit for a reason. Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! u heard that right! + $3 PBR! RUN!!!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.