Big Ass Bitties: The Big Friendsgivingass Special

Join us for a variety comedy show that will fill every need you never thought you had and now that you realize you have it, you do not want it.

This will be wild. Expect bits. You will see bits. All the weirdest riskiest goofiest bittiest bits you could imagine, all along the theme of friendship or whatever else these idiots come up with.

 

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Hosted by Betty Smithsonian and featuring a cast of characters:
Alex Tatarsky
Tyler Wolf
Sarah Knittel
Hannah Burks
Jake Lapinsky
Dru
Naim
Jaime

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

BULLSHIT LIT POETRY READING + BOOK PARTY

hey, poets, writers, and lovers of bullshit! come hang at tmoms for the first-ever BULLSHIT LIT poetry reading + quadruple book release party! four featured poets + an open mic to follow + BS books for sale. helllllllllll yeah.

 

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 3RD
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

LINEUP:
Lauren Theresa
Lucas Restivo
Juliet Gelfman-Randazzo
Amy Jannotti
BULLSHIT LIT

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Spooky Poems 365

Spooky Poems 365 is titled as such because Halloween never leaves our hearts. A haunted poetry reading on the first of November. What’s scarier—ghosts, or the thought that winter is coming?

The reading takes place at Tattooed Mom’s from 6PM to 9PM. There are three featured readers, who will each read for 15 to 20 minutes. The featured readers will be followed by an open mic, hosted by Noah! Readers have 5 minutes to perform. Remember, the tone is spooky! Must be 21+ with valid ID to attend.

 

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 1ST
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Featuring:
Lindsay Hargrave
Noah David Roberts
Robyn Hager

 

This event is obviously Halloween themed—but the idea came from Roberts’ most recent book, Final Girl Mythos, which is a collections of poems inspired by classic slasher movies. Roberts watched all the source movies over the summer—including watching films like Halloween and Friday the 13 th for the first time—and got really into the spooky spirit. Halloween is always with us! That is why the event is titled Spooky Poems 365.

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Halloween at TMoms

HALLOWEEN 365, BUT THIS … IS ONE NIGHT ONLY
CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT, THE BLOOD IS THE LIFE
NO COVER ALL NIGHT  |  FREE FUN  |  21+ w/ VALID ID

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Creepies, crawlies, monsters, & mashers,
girls, gays, & theys, and the whole damn gang—
join us on Halloween night for a bloody bash including…

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THE VAMPIRE COCKTAIL SPECIAL

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Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Hocus Pocus: A Very Spooky Live Reading

SISTAAAHHHSSS. Join us on October 30th at 3pm and 7pm for not one, but TWO showings of a very spooky live reading of everyone’s favorite witchy movie: Hocus Pocus~~

A critical bomb that turned into a cult classic, you better be ready for one hell of a spell.

 

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 30TH
TWO PERFORMANCES: 3PM & 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Directed by Bryant Edwards

Featuring:
Mariah Ghant
Brennen Malone
Katie Frazer
Leslie Miller
Adam Howard
Liz Crino
and more!

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

TMom’s Halloween Exquisite Corpse Drawing Night

Come thru Tattooed Mom’s on October 27th for a Halloween-inspired Exquisite Corpse drawing event. Hosted by local artist Lindsey Gill, this event is dedicated to all you crazy kiddos out there looking to draw something spooky and collaborate as an art community at arguably one of the best bars in Philly.

 

 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 27TH
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Setup for the event starts at 5 and will go late into the night. Folks are encouraged to come early with whatever paint, pens, or markers they want to use to make a MONSTROUS doodle on a long piece of wallpaper, which will be spread out on the pool table (no spray cans or aerosols please). We’ll start gluing the piece to the wall around 10PM. Please keep in mind this IS a wheat paste style drawing, so don’t bring media that will run/fade/smudge under wheat paste glue!

Feel free to show up with stickers to share and/or a cool costume!
Please share this event on IG/Twitter/all social media to spread the word.
We hope to see you there! Love and good times always.

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

You Can’t Fail // Fall 2022

The popular art series You Can’t Fail is headed back to Tattooed Mom! Join us for an evening of works in progress & new performances brought to you by Chris Davis!

 

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 26TH
DOORS 7PM + SHOW 8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

An evening of new works including: visual art, photography, theater, dance, performance art, comedy, story-telling, poetry, prose, sculpture, ballet, film, stand-up, anything and everything will be presented in the back room on the 2nd floor of Tattooed Moms!

 

Featuring:
Makayla Maddison
Bellisant
Nate Holt
Sean Hanrahan
Kate Carey
Ben Kunkle
Mykal
Christina Rosso
The Foxy Doxies
Dixon Speaker
Bethanne Frazer
Faith Benamy
Tara Hernon
Michael Weigand
Billie King
Lindsay Hargrave
Tim Lynch
Betty Smithsonian

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Tire Fire Presents: Difrancesco, Longmire, & VandeZande

WE ARE HAVING ANOTHER TIRE FIRE! We know, we know, it’s been too long since you plopped down in a bumper car at Tattooed Mom and ate tots at one of your favorite writers. Why not remedy that by joining us on a rare Monday night for readings from local treasure WARREN C. LONGMIRE, visiting favorite ZACH VANDEZANDE, and, brand new to Philly, the great ALEX DIFRANCESCO!

 

MONDAY, OCTOBER 24TH
DOORS @ 6:30PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

BAD TASTE: Halloween Skate Deck Art Show

One. Two. The decks are coming for you. Join us October 21st for a night of scares and frights. Over 70 artists displaying horror and Halloween themed skate decks. This is a one night show only!

 

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 21ST
6PM-2AM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Featuring:
Kelly Campanile
Kat Gun
Monique Ligins
Bird Reynolds
Ali Ciotto
Jason Goldberg
Eddie Kes
Ozzie Perez
Bryan Holland
Alyssa Maucere
Kate Collin
Rob Kinzel
Tia Varrasse
And more!

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.