TATTOOED MOMEDY // June 2026

Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!

 

TUESDAY, JUNE 30TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

featuring:
Abbey Hannis
Brandon Jackson

and A SECRET SPECIAL HEADLINER WHO WE CANNOT ADVERTISE!

 

Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell

Art by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!

Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | it’s tacos. it’s tecate. it’s tuesdays. what more can we say. $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Taco Tuesday + $3 tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Bell Crash Collective presents Mermaid Art Show

Bell Crash Collective presents Mermaid Art Show

 

FRIDAY, JUNE 19TH
7-11PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Lady Laughs Philly: Open Mic Night // June 2026

Lady Laughs Philly is Philadelphia’s premier monthly comedy show that features all women and queer comics. Our open mic welcomes anyone and everyone, however we center women and queer comics. Join us!

 

MONDAY, JUNE 15TH
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Hosted by Christa Rivers and Michael Kelly.

Produced by Shawna Lutzow

Follow Lady Laughs Philly on Instagram.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | mom’s marvelous meatless mondays?? Say it 3 times fast and see what happens. we dare u. Meatless Monday is here at TMoms from open ’till close. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | cue ball as bright as ur future. Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms continues!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Big Ass Bitties // June 2026

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 10TH
DOORS @ 6:30PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | they’re a smash hit for a reason. Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! u heard that right! + $3 PBR! RUN!!!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Naughty Trivia Night // June 2026

Think you already know everything there is to know with your naughty knowledge? Come out to Naughty Trivia Night to test that!!
This trivia night will test your knowledge on things you know, things you don’t, and things you didn’t even know you don’t know. Teams will be led through four rounds of general questions related to sex ed, anatomy, history, LGBTQ+ facts, and more!No matter how much you know (or don’t), come out and play! Plus, you will definitely walk away with some new fun facts and hopefully a prize!

 

TUESDAY, JUNE 2ND
7:30-9:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Host: Cass XO

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | it’s tacos. it’s tecate. it’s tuesdays. what more can we say. $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Taco Tuesday + $3 tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

TATTOOED MOMEDY // May 2026

Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!

 

TUESDAY, MAY 26TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

featuring:
Zoe Dixon
Adam Flick
Nick Fierro

and headliner
Colin Armstrong

Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell

Art by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!

Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | it’s tacos. it’s tecate. it’s tuesdays. what more can we say. $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Taco Tuesday + $3 tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

You Can’t Kill A Poet // May 2026

Join us on Wednesday, May 20th for another round of You Can’t Kill a Poet! This month features a powerhouse lineup of queer and trans poets sharing their work. It is our anniversary month, and we are celebrating 12 years of YCKAP with the raucous energy and electric poetry that built this space. Doors open at 7:30. Reading starts at 8:00. Free to attend. 21+ with ID.

 

WEDNESDAY, MAY 20TH
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Alison Lubar (@theoriginalison) is a nonbinary Nikkei dyke, award-winning poet, and lifelong educator who teaches literature to teenagers, writing to adults, and yoga to all ages. They’re the author of two full collections of poetry, four chapbooks, and a forthcoming microchap. Alison writes about biracial identity, queer love, transgenerational healing, and common moths; they are also a board member for Philadelphia’s Blue Stoop. Find out more at http://www.alisonlubar.com/

Alyse James (@alyselyselyse) is a writer and classically trained clown who creates out of an insistent sense of curiosity and existential pondering, inspired by a deep desire to merge otherworldly cosmic clown etherealities with our everyday human failures. Through vivid imagery, discomfort, and vulnerability, Alyse invites audiences into layered worlds that challenge, provoke, ask rather than answer.

Jude Waldo (@waldocollectorofvengeance) cut his teeth in the slam poetry scene in Pittsburgh. He went on to major in Creative Eriting in his undergraduate studies. He’s works on riverbaots, ina a chaplain’s office, and a couple of book and record shops. His work has been published in the anthology in the Shadow of the Mic: Three Decades of Slam Poetry in Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh City Papers Chapter and Verse, and others.

Pony Silk (@ponysilk) is an artist, poet, and professional hot girl based in Philly. She’s currently obsessed with dreams, demo derbys, and summer. Her 10 year plan is to make it on the Real Housewives of Philadelphia.

Sawyer Lovett (@sawyerlovett) is a writer who lives in Tazewell County, VA by way of Philadelphia. He is a writer and professor, a dog dad, an occasional bookseller, barista, and balloon artist who makes zines, mistakes, and messes frequently and enthusiastically.

Topher Cusumano (@tophcus) is a writer, performer, and TV producer dedicated to making television that is as chaotic, horny, and culturally relevant as possible. He is the co-founder and creative director of Daddy TV, the twisted minds behind Slag Wars, For the Love of DILFs with Stormy Daniels, Willam’s Dark Room Duel, and so many more. Vulture called them “the future of queer reality TV,” which—is correct. Topher holds an MFA in Dramatic Writing from SCAD and uses it exclusively for evil (and art).

Follow You Can’t Kill A Poet on Instagram.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | they’re a smash hit for a reason. Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! u heard that right! + $3 PBR! RUN!!!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Lady Laughs Philly: Open Mic Night // May 2026

Lady Laughs Philly is the city’s only monthly comedy show that features all women and queer comics. Our open mic welcomes anyone and everyone, however our open mics center women and queer comics. We hope you’ll join us!

 

MONDAY, MAY 18TH
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Lineup of Artists/Performers:

Hosted by Akudo Ejelonu and Joe G.

Produced by Shawna Lutzow

Audio/Sound Support by Kara Ferguson of Banter

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | mom’s marvelous meatless mondays?? Say it 3 times fast and see what happens. we dare u. Meatless Monday is here at TMoms from open ’till close. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | cue ball as bright as ur future. Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms continues!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Improv for a Cause: Improv Jam

Improv Jam- Come and practice improv comedy while also making friends and building community.

Sign up starting at 6:30!

 

TUESDAY, MAY 12TH
7-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Hosted by Sarah Clemency and Kai Bobbi

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | it’s tacos. it’s tecate. it’s tuesdays. what more can we say. $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Taco Tuesday + $3 tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Star Jawn: Star Wars Themed Art Show

Bell Crash Collective Presents “Star Jawn” Star Wars Themed Art Show on Star Wars Day, May 4th 7-11pm
Featuring the art of Bevan Dayn, Bob Dix, Dave Fox, Get Up, Jersey Ghoul, Alyssa Young, Saint Jawn and Others

 

MONDAY, MAY 4TH
7-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Featuring:

@citylinear

@vampirevampireboy

@davefoxtattoos

@getupart

@jerseyghoul

@acryliip

@theesaintjawn

@bellcrashcollective

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | mom’s marvelous meatless mondays?? Say it 3 times fast and see what happens. we dare u. Meatless Monday is here at TMoms from open ’till close. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | cue ball as bright as ur future. Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms continues!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.