A Very H.O.T. Holiday: Festive Drag Variety Show

very hot holiday variety

Come warm up with Haus Of Them (aka HOT)’s first Winter Holiday Variety Show! 🔥 ❄️

THIS IS NOT A CHRISTMAS SHOW! This is a festive show celebrating everything about the winter season 💋 ⛄️ 🕎 🎄

Cum see drag, burlesque, and live singing, with a sizzling hot cast at the coolest bar in Philly, Tattooed Mom! Doors at 7pm, Show at 8pm on Sunday, December 22nd.

Tickets are $10 to $15 suggested donation but no one is turned away for lack of funds! Feel free to secure your spot by buying tickets online! Reserved seating is $20.

21+ with Valid ID required! One flight of stairs up to the showroom in the back room.

 

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 22ND
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-15 | VIP SEATING $20
>> NOTAFLOF <<
VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted by Lil Blo Peep & The ZanyThing

Starring:
Damien Demise
Jenny Henny
Mister Right
Space Lazar Wolf
Tangelina HoLee
Winter Wonder

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK. Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // December 2024

From the eye of the abyss, a million worlds echo from the screams of creation, rending in twain the sun and its shadows, Slayher bursts froth’ eternal chaos.

Witness the Horror of Philadelphia’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show. Hosted by Philadelphia Magazine’s Best Drag Queen with a Twist, Lamia the Cursed Queen welcomes you to her kingdom of couture. Featuring the best in local drag, burlesque and horrors from the beyond, Slayher shows off 6 years of stunts, sex appeal and sheer terror, only to be found in the hallowed halls of Tattooed Mom.

The most psychedelic drag experience this side of South Street, indulge in the delights of the earth, the vegan and nonvegan specialties and the signature cocktails and mocktails to wash down the spirit or to cleanse the body. Settle your mind by expressing your soul in the Slayher Screaming Showdown, where you can win a VIP seat at the next Slayher in February and a Prize Package courtesy of our Tattooed Motherlords.

*Practice courtesy and respect in this sacred space as TRASH (transphobia, racism, ableism, sexism and hate speech) will not be tolerated in her majesty’s throne room. Failure to abide will result in permanent exile from the guidance of her grace.*

 

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 19TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Cast:
lamia @thelamiaqueen
onyx ondyx @onyxondyx
caresse deville @caressedeville
vudu the dahl @kutmytitz
angel baphomet @angelbaphomet_

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Balena’s Open Stage!

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 12
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-25
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Balena Canto @matteosings
DJ Brettzo @thebrettzo
Allison @grrrlmonster

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Nonbinary Finery Drag Show Part 2: The Remix

The Only all Nonbinary cast and crew drag show in philadelphia returns by popular demand wednesday nov. 27th at Tmoms to showcase more Nonbinary Philadelphian Nightlife talent. Join us doors open at 7pm for a show with a cast of incredible drag artists and burlesquers showing what makes their nonbinary tea oh so fine (valid).

 

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 27
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Lineup:

MS.Terr (host)
Tom Foolery
Buck2th
Elizabeth New Jersey
Kayo Kenshin
Kiss the Clown
Little piece
Nakomis laLuna

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

It Was The Night Before Halloween: A Drag Variety Show

Twas the night before Halloween…
and all through @tmoms,
were freaks and queerdos
ready to perform their butts off!
at The Haus Of Them Variety Show,
October 30th,
doors at 7 show at 8,
you won’t wanna miss this.
Come in a costume
for a free raffle ticket
and bring those dollars
cuz you’ll wanna be tippin

 

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 30TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-$20 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Enjoy your mischief night with Haus Of Them to get into the Halloween spirit!

Hosted by The ZanyThing & Lil Blo Peep

Starring:

Angel Baphomet
APHRODYKE
Buck 2th
Cinna $lut
Eboni X Pyre
Javier El Jugador
Stanny Hel
Themme Fatale

Kittened by Rexxi!

Tickets from $10 to $20 but no one turned away for lack of funds!!! Get reserved seating online.

See you there! Happy Halloween!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // October 2024

6 Years have passed like the night and stars have fallen. Gods slain, hearts stolen. Wolves and hawks, serpents and the vermin gather in a crucible of life to celebrate the harvest of misbegotten souls. The winds beckon for another snackrifice; Slayher.

Witness the horror of the 6th anniversary of Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show, the most brutal drag show this side of South St. Only at the legendary hallows of Tattooed Mom! Hosted by Lamia, The Cursed Queen and starring the philthiest in philly drag, burlesque and beyond.

 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 24TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Don your finest leather and lace, and join us for a night of metal anthems, limitless drag royalty, and unforgettable brutality. Celebrate 5+ years of Heavy Metal and Drag Carnage! Test your limits and compete for the most vicious vocal explosion in the classic Slayher Scream Showdown! Where the best metal scream will win the coveted crown of Scream Queen!

Seating is limited to VIPS and offered on a first come-first served basis! Order in advance to reserve your spot! Seating starts at 8pm, Shows begin at 9pm! This event is 21+ and requires a valid proof of ID. Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism and Hate-speech (T.R.A.S.H) will not be tolerated in any fashion at this event.

Enjoy delectable vegan and nonvegan entrees as well as a sinful menu of cocktails, draft beers and signature specialties. Shoot some pool and see wall-to-wall-to-wall local artists displaying their works in the premium punk rock atmosphere of one of South St’s finest bars and restaurants.

 

Cast:
Lamia
Onyx Ondyx
Plexie Glass
Vudu Thee Dahl
Luci Longlegs
Lady Azarine
Hannibal Lickher

Lorna Doom on Sound
Angel Baphomet on Door

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Three Cheers For Sweet Drag

The MCR drag show is back and better than ever; this time performing their album Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge in entirety only at Tattooed Mom! If you missed the first MCR drag show, now’s your chance to catch the action in all of its glory with a stellar cast!

In spirit of Halloween, come in your best costume for a chance to win a gift courtesy of Tattooed Mom!

 

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 23RD
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $20
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted by Angel Baphomét

Performances by:

Caresse Deville
Andy Social
Deej Nutz
Suli Skekli
Mister Right
Ms.Terr 
Tom Foolery
Vanity Killz
Vudu Thee Dahl
Xtrella

Stage kitten: Mew Ikki
Sounds provided by Outergrace

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Eugene Rideher Presents KING/DOM: A Kings, Queens, and Things Show // October 2024

King/Dom is a pleasure and play based drag show hosted by Oktober Third and produced by Eugene Rideher Betta. With a cast including some of the region’s hottest drag kings, queens, and things, King/Dom is celebrating a whole year of debauchery at T’Moms! Pull thru for demon time 😈

 

MONDAY, OCTOBER 7TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10 | NOTAFLOF

 

Lineup:
oktober third
eugene rideher betta
miss acid reflux
papi javi

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Don’t Be A Drag, Queen! Just Eat Cake! 

Come learn how to decorate your very own cute little cake and enjoy an amazing drag performance! So don’t be a drag, queen! just eat cake!

 

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 6TH
1-4PM
EVENTBRITE: $25 WORKSHOP TICKETS

 

Teacher: Jenna

 

Performers:

Ms.Terr 
Cupid Bowe
Xiomara Villa

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

A very Hot, very Sapphic Variety Show

Come celebrate Sapphic performers at Haus Of Them’s very HOT, very Sapphic Variety Show! This isn’t just drag, this is drag, burlesque, live singing, comedy, and more! Starring some of Philly’s hottest Sapphic entertainers.

 

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-15
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted by The ZanyThing & Lil Blo Peep

Starring:

Baby Bear
Blue Cola
Core Elysian
Dinah Loneliness
Diva Cup
Ken U. Reids
Mystical Maven
Winter Wonder

Come out and support local queer artists while having a blast with friends!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.