“Under Their Thumb” Author Talk & Book Signing

Author and Rolling Stones insider Bill German will join us Upstairs at TMoms to discuss his ups and downs with “the greatest rock ‘n’ roll band in the world”!

 

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 24TH
2-5PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

His book, Under Their Thumb, chronicles his unlikely friendship with the Stones (forged when he was just a teenager) and how he was hired as the band’s official historian. He traveled the world with them, stayed at their homes, and witnessed their private jam sessions, decadent parties, and vicious in-fights. He’ll share his fascinating and humorous stories with us on Saturday, September 24th, at 2pm, followed by a book signing.

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Ayo Stop Playin & Popular Strangers Presents: TMoms Photo Gallery

Creators @ayo.stop.playin@popular_.strangers, and @beloved1___ are coming together to host a photo gallery upstairs at TMoms on Friday, September 23rd, 2022. All creatives welcome.

 

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 23RD
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: IG LINK

 

Featuring:
Gene Barclay
Keith Debottis
Noel Waldron
Antiflowershow
Kyle Dipilla
Daquan Harris

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Slutty Poetry Night 2.0

Bring out your hoe shit! Come join us for a shame free evening of salacious words. Feature poets, open mic, artist vendors & other activities all in one magical night!
Free, 21+ with valid ID to enter.
Donations are encouraged to support Project SAFE.

 

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 22ND
DOORS @ 6PM + EVENT @ 7PM + OPEN MIC @ 8:15PM
SUGGESTED DONATION FOR PROJECT SAFE | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Featuring:
Elayna Mae Darcy (Host)
Veronica Bennett
Kate Carey

 

Doors @ 6pm.
Performances by feature poets, Enjoli and Kate start @ 7pm with an open mic to follow @ 8:15pm. Artist merch and original work will be available for purchase, as well.

If you’re feeling shy, feel free to shove your confessions into our (anonymous) box for random members of the audience to read aloud.

This is a sex positive space that is not tolerant of any racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, fat shaming, slut shaming, or any general bigoted fuckery.

 

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

You Can’t Kill A Poet // September 2022

YCKAP is back! Come hang at Tattooed Mom on September 21st, 2022! Doors at 7:30, reading is at 8! Hear poetry from amazing Philly local queer and trans poets. Can’t wait to see you there!

 

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 21ST
DOORS @ 7:30PM + READING @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Featuring:
Kyle Lukoff
Trina Sanyal
Juju
Parker Sera
pony p.
Boston Gordon

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

The Fabulous Monstrosity Bros Present: Abortions For All, A Planned Comedy Show

A priest and a doctor walk into a bar to host a night of comedy, fundraising, and abortions. This ONE NIGHT ONLY variety show will fill you with joy, inspiration, laughter, knowledge and the strength to keep up the fight for reproductive rights. You can expect burlesque, musical comedy, sketch, stand up, audience games and more. All donations will benefit The Abortion Liberation Fund of PA.

 

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 15TH
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION // NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT

THIS SHOW IS PART OF FREE FRINGE PHILLYEVENT LINK

 

Hosted by:
Betty J SmithsonianAlejandro Morales

Featuring:
Kat Mosely
Wet Betty
Rachel Fogletto
Sarah Clemency

With in-house legal counsel Hannah Trav Esq, and Certified Nurse Midwife, Brie Von Hausch

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // September 2022

Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philadelphia-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in PhillyVoice and Thrillist.

Next In Line is now bringing the dopest comedy showcase in town to Tattooed Mom’s on Wednesday, September 14th at 8pm (Doors at 7pm) and it’s Free.99!

The show gives quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ a space to work on their acts while providing Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price, in this case for FREE. Shows have featured top comics from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!

 

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 14TH
DOORS 7pm // SHOW 8pm
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

THIS SHOW IS PART OF FREE FRINGE PHILLY: EVENT LINK

 

Featuring:
Darryl Charles
Betty Smithsonian
Marcus LeVar
Sonia Z.
Steve Leventhal
Zoe Dixon
Dru Montana
Tyler Wolf
Manny Brown

 

Free show in the upstairs of Tattooed Mom’s! Doors at 7pm, show starts at 8pm. Seating is NOT guaranteed even with a ticket, so show up early to reserve your spots. There is always a standing room section in the room.

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Tattoo’d Mom Con

Meet local Philly artists and comic book creators! You will be able to talk, nerd out and purchase amazing art and comics from local artists. Are you an aspiring comic creator? All guest are happy to network and give great advice to help you on your path.

Did we mention it’s FREE? Come to Tattoo’d Mom Con, and support local art!

 

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 11TH
3-7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Featuring:
Heather Vaughan
Instagram // Twitter

Jack Fitzsimmons
Instagram

Micah Myers:
Instagram

Jay Rollins:
Instagram // Twitter

Steven Petrivelli
Twitter

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

TATTOOED MOMEDY // August 2022

Whew doggie! It’s the last show of the summer and we got a hot one for you! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase gives you another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY!

 

TUESDAY, AUGUST 30TH
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Featuring:
Jake Mattera
Christian Manguel
Finessica
Jim Gillespie
Blair Dawson

And your headliner:
Will Foskey

 

Hosted by Tan Hoang!
Art by Joe Bell!

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S! Named 2019’s BEST COMEDY SHOW IN PHILLY by Philly Magazine.

 

Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Sketchubator! LIVE

Philly Sketchfest and My First Sketch return to Tattooed Mom to host another live and in-person sketch comedy open mic. Comedians all over Philadelphia can sign up at sketchubator.com/signup to read and perform their sketches with the help of some of the most experienced and funniest sketch writers and performers in the area. Hosted by Josh Higham of My First Sketch, Sketchubator is a chance for the city’s sketch comedians to hang out, have a drink, eat some food, and share some laughs. Sketches, character bits, and monologues should be under five minutes with the hopefully unnecessary reminder that Philly Sketchfest will not condone hateful material.

 

SUNDAY, AUGUST 28TH
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // August 2022

Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philadelphia-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in PhillyVoice and Thrillist.

Next In Line is now bringing the dopest comedy showcase in town to Tattooed Mom’s on Wednesday, August 17th at 8pm (Doors at 7pm) and it’s Free.99!

The show gives quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ a space to work on their acts while providing Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price, in this case for FREE. Shows have featured top comics from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!

 

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 17th
DOORS 7pm // SHOW 8pm
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Featuring:
Blake Wexler
Lamar Todd
TaTa Sherise
Casey Kuftic
Shanell Renee
Tyler Wolf
Manny Brown

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.