Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!
TUESDAY, JANUARY 30TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Featuring:
Frank Neblett
Andrew Jeffrey Wright
Amber Born
Headliner:
Tim Platt
Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell
Art by @pennypretzel
Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!
Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
WHAT: Tattoo Arts Festival After Party at TMoms
WHEN: Saturday 1/27, open noon till 2am
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🔔🐍 Tattoo Arts Festival
After Party at TMoms! 🐍🔔
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We’re stoked to have The 26th Annual Philadelphia Tattoo Arts Festival After Party back at Tattooed Mom! Get into it with with Mom’s cheesesteak (classic OR vegan), piles of pierogi, sweet smokey BBQ wings, and tater tots of every flavor—PLUS: Happy hour 4-6pm & 10-11pm with our kitchen open til 1:30am! Get inked and grab a drink! No cover. Come hang on Friday, 1/26 too!
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For more information on the tattoo convention, check out Villain Arts’ website here.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
WHAT: Tattoo Arts Festival After Party at TMoms
WHEN: Friday 1/26, open noon till 2am
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🔔🐍 Tattoo Arts Festival
After Party at TMoms! 🐍🔔
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We’re stoked to have The 26th Annual Philadelphia Tattoo Arts Festival After Party back at Tattooed Mom! Get into it with with Mom’s cheesesteak (classic OR vegan), piles of pierogi, sweet smokey BBQ wings, and tater tots of every flavor—PLUS: Happy hour 4-6pm & 10-11pm with our kitchen open til 1:30am! Get inked and grab a drink! No cover. Come hang on Saturday, 1/27 too!
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For more information on the tattoo convention, check out Villain Arts’ website here.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Come hang at TMom’s for Tattoo Punks’ Philadelphia Tattoo Arts Convention Kick Off Party! Come out and enjoy 75¢ pierogis all night + $4 drafts till 11pm!
THURSDAY, JANUARY 25TH
6PM-1AM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Check out our weekend Philadelphia Tattoo Arts Festival after parties on Friday and Saturday!
Follow @TattooPunks on Instagram.
Follow all the Villain Arts Philadelphia Tattoo Festival fun!
Poster art by @deloachtattoo
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4pm -12:30am | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm with an EXTENDED Happy Hour for the party until 11pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.
Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price (FREEEE!). The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 10TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Line-Up:
Follow @nextinlinecomedy on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-11pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
HELL YEAH! Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase brings you another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY!
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 26TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell.
FEATURING:
Alex Yang
Zoe Dixon
Benny Feldman
Michael Watkins
Art by J. Cella.
Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S!
Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
It’s FREE! It’s COMEDY! It’s FREE COMEDY!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-11pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
‘Twas the slut before Christmas and all through Tmom’s. all the creatures were gathered to hear spicy poems. Celebrate a night full of salacious sex and sexuality themed words. This is a free event but donations are being collected to help an anonymous community member remove themselves from a living situation with a manipulative ex.
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 20TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT
Feature poets Victoria Holmes & Julia Gwiazdowski start the night off.
Bring your hoe-hoe-hoe shit for the open mic hosted by Kate Carey. If you’re too shy to share, feel free to shove something into our (anonymous confessions) box.
This is a sex positive space that is not tolerant of any racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, fat shaming, slut shaming, or any general bigoted fuckery.
Doors @ 6 pm, show @ 7 pm (but prolly like a gay 7ish) Accessibility Note: Event is upstairs. Stairs are a bit steep.
Follow @sluttypoemsnight on Instagram for updates
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-11pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Join us on South Street for a VEGAN holiday celebration at Tattooed Mom! Get festive with us as you shop local vendors and enjoy tasty eats! Jingle all the way VEGAN with us on Sunday, December 17, 2023! 1pm-5pm!
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 17TH
1-5PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
Vendors:
Bandit
Bella Mae’s Tea Co.
Blobs
Chloe Adrianne
High Fidelity
Jenny’s Plate
La Llamita Vegana
Mx Earth
Pressed with Pride
Sevnhana
Spotted House Provisions
Sunflower SC Catering
TresjolieART Studio
Tutu Mary’s
Water for Roses
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
