Tag: variety

Mini Moment // March 2026

Mini Moment is a cozy, high-energy queer variety show hosted by Nightshade the Glow. Each performer gets a short, punchy set designed to make a big impact. Small moments, big energy, and lots of queer joy in an intimate, no-cover space.

 

MONDAY, MARCH 23RD
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Host: Nightshade the Glow @nightshadetheglow

Headliner: Eboni X Pyre @ebonixpyre

Performers:
Alya Novae Minx @bawdybyalya

ALUXX Turned-Her @aluxxturnedher

Arugala @thearugala

Johnny Flystone @kingjohnnyflystone

Marz McCall @smexymarz

Romeo Blaque Lickher @romeoblaque

Vynce Vyndetta @vvyndetta

Kitten: Salaam Kitty @salaamkitty

Photography: Sylvia @sylviamwaldron

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | mom’s marvelous meatless mondays?? Say it 3 times fast and see what happens. we dare u. Meatless Monday is here at TMoms from open ’till close. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | cue ball as bright as ur future. Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms continues!

• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Big Ass Bitties // March 2026

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 11TH
DOORS @ 6:30PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Host:

The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian

Featuring:

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Wednesday, 4-10pm | they’re a smash hit for a reason. Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! u heard that right! + $3 PBR! RUN!!!

• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Dirty Laundry: A Night at Home with the Vanilla Voyeur & His Domestic Darlings

Step inside a world where domesticity gets deliciously naughty. The Vanilla Voyeur and his domestic darlings turn everyday household items into instruments of flirtation, mischief, and pure burlesque delight. From sultry spins on the spin cycle to scandal behind closed cupboards, this show proves that behind every tidy home lies a little chaos… and a lot of temptation.

 

THURSDAY, MARCH 5TH
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

 

(Photo credits: @jonherworld and @Clicksavephoto)

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Thursdays, 4-10pm | we support bad decisions but this isn’t one of them. 75¢ pierogis all day for Pierogi Thursday … with all the toppings & sauces ur heart desires + $3 cans of tecate!!!

• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Sapphictines: The Wedding Show

It’s the season of love! And what better display of love than a drag wedding! 💍💗✨

Sapphictines is BACK to celebrate sapphics, three years of variety shows, and the love between Lil Blo Peep & The ZanyThing 💕💘💕 In 2024 they fell in love, in 2025 Blo proposed, and 2026 they’re tying the knot surrounded by good friends and family 🌼🏳️‍🌈💜

 

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 19TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP | TICKETS: EVENTBRITE

 

resident kitten and haus of them member Rexxii singing their first dance song 🎶

Yari walking her daughter Blo down the aisle 🤰🏻

ordained by Mister Right

with a silly goofy performance from one of our OG cast members Goofy Littleguy

and a special sexy performance by Leila Delicious

plus photos by Spectral Vision

and a raffle for tmom swag, Boyfriend Material tickets, & sex toys!
 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Thursdays, 4-10pm | we support bad decisions but this isn’t one of them. 75¢ pierogis all day for Pierogi Thursday … with all the toppings & sauces ur heart desires + $3 cans of tecate!!!

• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

The 2026 Mx Tattooed Mom Pageant: Electric Boogaloo

We are BACK to crown our second ever Mx Tattooed Mom in The 2026 Mx Tattooed Mom Pageant: Electric Boogaloo!

Tattooed Mom is home to some AMAZING events and some of the coolest clientele with pierogis, drag shows, standup comedy nights and open mics, cosmo clouds, lollipops, and we are here to find out who can carry the torch of such an incredible space on their shoulders!

 

FRIDAY, JANUARY 23RD
DOORS @ 6:30PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20
>> NOTAFLOF <<
TICKETS: EVENTBRITE

 

Produced & Hosted by The ZanyThing & Elizabeth New Jersey

Come see FIVE Tmom lovers duke it out in a pageant of queer punk proportions to win:

  • a cash prize of $300! sponsored by Tmom and community members.
  • a crown and (temporary) tattoo
  • special tmom appearances
  • sickening prize packages!

With our esteemed judges:

And our exceptional competitors representing all facets of Tattooed Mom:

with a stepdown performance from our first ever winner and current reigning Mx Tmom, Nightshade The Glow!

So grab a pierogi, crush that lemon bourbon smash, pull up a bumper card and find out who will take that crown!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Big Ass Bitties // December 2025

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

MONDAY, DECEMBER 15TH
DOORS @ 6:30PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Host:

The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian

Featuring:
+ more special clowny guests

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | mom’s marvelous meatless mondays?? Say it 3 times fast and see what happens. we dare u. Meatless Monday is here at TMoms from open ’till close. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | cue ball as bright as ur future. Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms continues!

• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

The Naughty Jawn: Halloween Edition

Indulge in the Naughty Jawn – Halloween Edition! A 21+ Variety showcase for the geeks and freaks. Drag, Burlesque, rope suspension and more. Dress up with your friends or come as you are. Tip money encouraged! Doors at 7, show starts at 8. Stay updated at linktr.ee/thenaughtyjawn

 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 16TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION: $15-20
>> NOTAFLOF <<
SEATING TICKETS

 

Featuring Mary Macabre, 69EVEAM, Vanity Killz, Deej Nutz, M, Ziphina, and open stage guests. Learn more at instagram.com/thenaughtyjawn

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Thursdays, 4-10pm | we support bad decisions but this isn’t one of them. 75¢ pierogis all day for Pierogi Thursday … with all the toppings & sauces ur heart desires + $3 cans of tecate!!!

• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Big Ass Bitties // September 2025

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 15TH
DOORS @ 6:30PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Host:

The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian

Featuring:

+ more  BIG DUMB ASS SPECIAL GUESTS

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | mom’s marvelous meatless mondays?? Say it 3 times fast and see what happens. we dare u. Meatless Monday is here at TMoms from open ’till close. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | cue ball as bright as ur future. Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms continues!

• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Collide Zine: Summer Art Mart + Open Mic!

We’re excited to bring back our regular art markets and poetry nights at @tmoms on July 22nd, for a special and shall we say ICONIC collaboration with @stitchanddestroyclothing, located just down the street from our favorite South Philly dive bar!

We are currently seeking vendors of all things handmade –crochet, thrifted/upcycled art/clothing, jewelry, screenprints, stickers, zines, and more! Show us what you got and apply through the link in our bio by JULY 8th!

Enjoy artist wares featured in the front room, as well as a craft supply where you can donate and exchange art supplies and fabric scraps with friends!

Open mic performers will be sharing poetry, acoustic songs, and comedy sets in the bar’s back room. All formats welcome! Come as you are and be a part of our community.

PLUS – All open mic performers are automatically entered to win a raffle prize!

Free FUN for everyone 21+ with valid ID.

Join the fun, make friends, and buy some art! Copies of Collide Issue 10 will also be available for purchase.

With love always from @collidezinephilly

 

TUESDAY, JULY 22ND
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

VENDOR APPLICATION HERE:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf1ODkiVQEq_uiwVJ-yI-NoE1lHBiGqUJL6XFi1pQFCM6bJCQ/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117868179598590217475

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | it’s tacos. it’s tecate. it’s tuesdays. what more can we say. $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Taco Tuesday + $3 tecate!

• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

SAPPHIC PRIDE Variety Show // June 2025

✨ SAPPHICS ARE OUTSIDE THIS SUMMER YALL!! ✨

Haus Of Them is back with our SAPPHIC PRIDE VARIETY SHOW and we’ve got a sexy stacked line up ready for y’all. Come for drag, burlesque, clowning, pole dancing, live vocals – these saphs have it all! We also have a raffle, prizes tba.

 

THURSDAY, JUNE 26TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20
>> NOTAFLOF <<

 

Hosted by The ZanyThing

Starring:

Cha Cha Mama

Goofy Littleguy

Mx. Media

 

Kittened by Rexxi

with

Nessa Nympho

Mx. Mossteria

The Visionary

Salaam Kitty

Scissorella

 

Photographed by @spectralvisionphotos

See you there 💋

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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