Twilight: New Moon // A Live Reading!

Love. Passion. Werewolves. Vampires. Dakota Fanning. Join us as Theatre Contra brings to life one of the greatest love stories of all (& as Bella struggles to decide between Team Edward and Team Jacob)!

Join Theatre Contra at Tattooed Mom for the sequel to the greatest love story of all time. Proudly part of Philadelphia Theatre Week!

$10 Suggested Donation
All proceeds benefit Theatre Contra’s 2019/20 season
21+ w/ valid ID!

Directed by Ryann Carey*

Featuring:
Alex Dittmar*
Emily Fernandez
Ezra Ali-Dow
Katie Frazer
Mariah Ghant
Tara Bankard*

*Denotes Member of Theatre Contra

Please Note: Seating is limited and is on a first come, first served basis. This is a 21+ event. ID is checked at the door. The reading is, regrettably, not wheelchair accessible.

Enjoy this event with our Taco Tuesday specials:
$1 Tacos
$2.50 Tecate
a special Taco of the Month,
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your lion & lamb friends!

Bee Movie // A Live Reading!

Ya like jazz?

Theatre Contra kicks off 2020 with the Golden Globe nominated 2007 Jerry Seinfeld CLASSIC, Bee Movie. Join us at Tattooed Mom for a stinging good time and some not so subtle implications of BEEstiality.

$10 Suggested Donation
All proceeds benefit Theatre Contra’s 2019/20 season
21+ w/ valid ID!

Honorary producer: Jonathan Edmondson

Directed by Alex Dittmar

Featuring:
Adam Howard
Andrew Criss
Liz Crino
Mariah Ghant
Michaela Shuchman
Natajia Sconiers

Please Note: Seating is limited and is on a first come, first served basis. This is a 21+ event. ID is checked at the door. The reading is regrettably not wheelchair accessible.

Enjoy this event with our Meatless Monday specials:
1/2 off our full veggie menu noon-10pm
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your bzzzzzzzbuds!

Twilight // A Live Reading!

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb….and we are bringing to life the greatest love story in all of cinema, literature, and beyond: Twilight.

Join us as Theatre Contra brings this CLASSIC to life in their second LIVE READING of the year!

FREE ($10 Suggested Donation)
All proceeds benefit Theatre Contra’s 2019/20 season
21+ w/ valid ID!

Please Note: Space is limited and will be granted on a first come, first served basis!

Stay tuned for some drinking game rules!
Note: Unfortunately for all our sparkly-skinned friends, TMOMs does not serve blood.

Directed by Ryann Carey*

Featuring:
Alex Dittmar
Emily Fernandez
Ezra J Ali-Dow
Katie Frazer
Mariah Ghant
Tara Bankard*

*Denotes member of Theatre Contra

Enjoy this event with our Pierogi Thursday specials:
50¢ vegan potato & onion pierogi from noon-10pm
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

National Treasure: Book of Secrets // A Live Reading!

We stole the declaration. We found the treasure. Now, we clear the family name.

Theatre Contra is back for the 2019/20 Season with their first LIVE READING of the year—National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets!

FREE ($10 Suggested Donation)
All proceeds benefit Theatre Contra’s 2019/20 season
21+ w/ valid ID!

Please Note: Space is limited and will be granted on a first come, first served basis!

Directed by Christine Freije*

Featuring:
Adam Howard
Alison Ormsby
Kelly McCaughan
Leslie Miller
Minou Pourshariati
Natajia Sconiers

*Denotes member of Theatre Contra

Enjoy this event with our Meatless Mondays specials:
1/2 off our full veggie menu noon-10pm
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your Nicolas Cage-lovin’ pals!

SPEED: A Live Reading, Night #2

Pop quiz, hotshots. Theatre Contra is back with their 3rd reading of the year, and THEY’RE DOING IT TWICE. Join them at Tattooed Mom on May 20th and 27th as they try to keep this bus from exploding. Oh, and just so you know, they got their license suspended…for speeding.

FREE ($10 Suggested Donation)
All proceeds benefit Theatre Contra’s 2018/19 season
21+ w/ valid ID!

Please Note: Space is limited and will be granted on a first come, first served basis!

Directed by Jonathan Silver*

Cast:
Campbell O’Hare
Adam Howard
Alison Ormsby
Tara Bankard*

Honorary Producers:
Lauren Hughes and Kyle Kane

*denotes member of Theatre Contra

Enjoy this event with our Meatless Mondays specials:
1/2 off our full veggie menu noon-10pm
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your SPEED-lovin’ pals!

SPEED: A Live Reading, Night #1

Pop quiz, hotshots. Theatre Contra is back with their 3rd reading of the year, and THEY’RE DOING IT TWICE. Join them at Tattooed Mom on May 20th and 27th as they try to keep this bus from exploding. Oh, and just so you know, they got their license suspended…for speeding.

FREE ($10 Suggested Donation)
All proceeds benefit Theatre Contra’s 2018/19 season
21+ w/ valid ID!

Please Note: Space is limited and will be granted on a first come, first served basis!

Directed by Jonathan Silver*

Cast:
Campbell O’Hare
Adam Howard
Alison Ormsby
Tara Bankard*
Honorary Producers:
Lauren Hughes and Kyle Kane

*denotes member of Theatre Contra

Enjoy this event with our Meatless Mondays specials:
1/2 off our full veggie menu noon-10pm
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your SPEED-lovin’ pals!

Skeletron and the Dark Faerie King

PLAI Arts presents a new live theatrical presentation under the umbrella of FaerieDelphia, Skeletron and the Dark Faerie King! This production is part of the Philadelphia Theater Week.

Skeletron and the Dark Faerie King are two evil doers that cannot seem to agree on how to evil. Watch as these two villains struggle to become the ultimate antagonist protagonist.

Starring: Ian Johnson

One night only, but TWO chances to see the show…7:30-8:30pm or 9-10pm.  Doors at 7pm.
Pay-what-you-will admission

Half off drafts 5-7 & 10-11pm
$2 Pabst Blue Ribbon 16oz. pounders after 7pm
1/2 price tater tots after 7pm

Not Not The Illuminati: An Exclusive Cabaret

The Hum’n’bards Theater Troupe and Hella Fresh Theatre Co Present

Not Not the Illuminati: An Exclusive Cabaret/Conference.

You are invited to an exclusive party/conference/cabaret/performance/funeral in honor of the death/retirement/ascension/rebirth of Sammi Starr: Performer to the Illuminati.

Be prepared for a highly informative night of music, laughs, powerpoint presentations, and Pierogis. It’s 50 cent pierogi night! Did you know 50 Cent is a member of the Illuminati? No? that’s because HE ISN’T!

Starring Eric Jaffe
Script by John Rosenberg
Music by Anna Michael and Kiera McGowan

With opener – Wigs: An Evening with Nate and Taylor

ONE NIGHT ONLY!!!!

Pay-what-you-will admission
Doors open at 7
Show starts at 8

Drunk Lion: Theatre Week

Drunk Lion follows an alcoholic Lion who spends his days drinking into oblivion in a cantina, until he meets Chris, a young foreigner learning how to speak Spanish. The unlikely pair forge an intoxicated bond over life, love, and alcohol.
“…imaginative, free-flowing story-telling of very high quality.”
– TV Bomb 

“…an excellent and thought-provoking show which makes a metaphor come alive.”
– Three Weeks

“…a potent success.”
– Broadway Baby

“…humorous as it is tragic, poignant as it is absurd…”
– New Orleans Defender

Presented as part of ‘Theatre Week‘ by Theater Philadelphia.

Written & performed by Chris Davis
Directed by Mary Tuomanen

Tickets: $15

$4 Hamburgers & Vegan Burgers from noon-midnight (try our Burger of the Month!)
$2 Narragansett Lager Tall Boys all day
Half off all drafts 5-7 & 10-11pm

Meet the Deplorables: live performance and book release

Join Vice/This American Life contributor, Harmon Leon, and NY Times bestselling author Ted Rall – for the release of their new book: Meet the Deplorables: Infiltrating Trump America. – and a special evening of performance.

Legendary infiltration journalist HARMON LEON is at it again, this time teaming up with ferocious political cartoonist TED RALL to answer the question most of America has been asking: “What the hell happened in 2016?” In their new book, Meet the Deplorables: Infiltrating Trump America, Leon goes deep undercover into the heart of Trump America, and Rall—two-time winner of the RFK Journalism Award and a Pulitzer Prize finalist—adds an innovative extra dimension to the book with his own essays and full-color cartoons.

Harmon Leon has made a career out of infiltrating extremist groups in Trump America. Take Harmon’s hand as he leads you on a multimedia journey into his true-life, undercover exploits with such facets of Trump America as:

-Anti- immigration vigilantes on the Mexican border
-The world of Christian conversion therapy
-Abortion protesters outside of Planned Parenthood.

Plus songs!