Dirty Laundry: A Night at Home with the Vanilla Voyeur & His Domestic Darlings

Step inside a world where domesticity gets deliciously naughty. The Vanilla Voyeur and his domestic darlings turn everyday household items into instruments of flirtation, mischief, and pure burlesque delight. From sultry spins on the spin cycle to scandal behind closed cupboards, this show proves that behind every tidy home lies a little chaos… and a lot of temptation.

 

THURSDAY, MARCH 5TH
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

(Photo credits: @jonherworld and @Clicksavephoto)

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | we support bad decisions but this isn’t one of them. 75¢ pierogis all day for Pierogi Thursday … with all the toppings & sauces ur heart desires + $3 cans of tecate!!!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Lady Laughs Philly: Open Mic Night // February 2026

Lady Laughs Philly is the city’s only monthly comedy show that features all women and queer comics. Our open mic welcomes anyone and everyone, however our open mics center women and queer comics. We hope you’ll join us!

 

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 16TH
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Hosts: Shar Martin and Kevin Thomas

Producer: Shawna Lutzow

Sound: Kara Ferguson

 

Follow Lady Laughs Philly on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | mom’s marvelous meatless mondays?? Say it 3 times fast and see what happens. we dare u. Meatless Monday is here at TMoms from open ’till close. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | cue ball as bright as ur future. Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms continues!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Kevin’s Drag Soirée

Join us for a drag show featuring new, beginner, and experienced queens alike! Bring cash, tip your queens, and get ready to party.

 

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 1ST
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Follow The Big Gay Writing Project on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | if u didn’t get glitter in ur drink did you even craft sunday? Craft Sundays at TMoms every sunday, play both upstairs and downstairs. u heard me, both.

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Sip City Transcend // January 2026

A queer social mixer for trans, non-binary, and gender non-conforming community.

We won’t be erased. We’ve always been here.

 

If you’ve been to a Sip City Mixer at TMoms, you know what a great night it truly is!

 

THURSDAY, JANUARY 29TH
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Follow @Sip City Mixer and @Sip City Transcend on Instagram for more LGBTQ women/trans events!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | we support bad decisions but this isn’t one of them. 75¢ pierogis all day for Pierogi Thursday … with all the toppings & sauces ur heart desires + $3 cans of tecate!!!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Mythfits: Holiday of Horrors

Mythifts is a variety show for the weird and magical. We have acts ranging from drag, to burlesque, to live singing. Hosted and Headlined by The Trans Fairy Goddess of Philadelphia, Marlowe le Fay, and Phillies Jersey Devil Hooker, Nicky J. Devil, we take you into our dark and magical realm through our performances. We give shows ranging from beauty and elegance to horror and grunge. So be there to be entranced by our magical oddities and beauties on January 28th at 7pm.

 

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 28TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20
>> NOTAFLOF <<

 

Hosts:
Marlowe le Fay
Nicky J. Devil

Performers:
(Headliner) Tiffany Uma Mascara
Sir Donyx
Acid Reflux
Dinah Loneliness
Frida N. Slip
Diva Cup

Follow X on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | they’re a smash hit for a reason. Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! u heard that right! + $3 PBR! RUN!!!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Lady Laughs Philly: Open Mic Night // January 2026

Lady Laughs Philly is the city’s only monthly comedy show that features all women and queer comics. Our open mic welcomes anyone and everyone, however our open mics center women and queer comics. We hope you’ll join us!

 

MONDAY, JANUARY 12TH
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Hosted by Kierra Birdie and Malik!

Produced by Shawna Lutzow

Audio/Sound Support by Kara Ferguson of Banter

Follow Lady Laughs Philly on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | mom’s marvelous meatless mondays?? Say it 3 times fast and see what happens. we dare u. Meatless Monday is here at TMoms from open ’till close. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | cue ball as bright as ur future. Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms continues!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Lady Laughs Philly: Open Mic Night // December 2025

Lady Laughs Philly is the city’s only monthly comedy show that features all women and queer comics. Our open mic welcomes anyone and everyone, however our open mics center women and queer comics. We hope you’ll join us!

 

MONDAY, DECEMBER 22ND
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Hosted by Lauren Ingeno &  Susan Keiser

Produced by Shawna Lutzow!

Sound/DJ: Kara Feguson

Follow Lady Laughs Philly on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | mom’s marvelous meatless mondays?? Say it 3 times fast and see what happens. we dare u. Meatless Monday is here at TMoms from open ’till close. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | cue ball as bright as ur future. Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms continues!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Queer Life Drawing // December 2025

Join us for an afternoon of lifting up queer bodies with an opportunity to draw with a live model and build community. We will do a structured schedule with gesture drawings in the beginning and moving into longer poses as time goes on. This is not a queer only event but it is a queer space and we do seek to highlight queer trans poc and fat bodies! These ticket sales will be matched dollar for dollar and then donated to a mutual aid organization in Philadelphia.  Bring your favorite mediums and surfaces to work on and we’ll see you there!!

 

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 21ST
1-4PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Follow Philly Queer Life Drawing on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | if u didn’t get glitter in ur drink did you even craft sunday? Craft Sundays at TMoms every sunday, play both upstairs and downstairs. u heard me, both.

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Frosty The FreakShow: A Freaky Halloween-y Winter Variety Show

Do you miss Halloween during the winter holidays? Look no further! Haus Of Them invites you to celebrate everything freakish and Halloween-ish at ⛄️ Frosty The FreakShow! 🎃

Drag, burlesque, clown, sideshow, live vocals, and more are on the agenda!

We’ve got a costume contest with a sick prize and a Tattooed Mom swag (comes with a gift card) raffle!

 

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 17TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP/TICKETS: EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted by Haus Of Them founders The ZanyThing & Lil Blo Peep

Starring

Eye Du Kri (headliner)

Rexxi (also kittening)

BoyWife

Bubblegum the Bunny

Daddy Lagniappe

Kayanne Peppa

Mia Secreto

Weirdos R Us

Zoshi Zoshi

Presale and reserved seating available now but no one turned away for lack of funds!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | they’re a smash hit for a reason. Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! u heard that right! + $3 PBR! RUN!!!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Sip City Mixer: Cherry Bomb // December 2025

If you’ve been to a Sip City Mixer at TMoms, you know what a great night it truly is!

 

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 11TH
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Follow Sip City Mixer on Instagram.

We meet upstairs and always stay past 10pm if you can’t make it til a little later. Pool table is first come, first serve. Bartenders are swift, food is tasty with lots of veggie options too, and the company is absolutely queer and joyful. The downstairs is also a welcoming spot for those looking for a quieter scene or who want no stair climbing.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | we support bad decisions but this isn’t one of them. 75¢ pierogis all day for Pierogi Thursday … with all the toppings & sauces ur heart desires + $3 cans of tecate!!!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.