Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // January 2024

Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.

Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price (FREEEE!). The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!

 

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 10TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Line-Up:

 

Follow @nextinlinecomedy on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Wednesday, 4-11pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

TATTOOED MOMEDY // December 2023

HELL YEAH! Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase brings you another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY!

 

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 26TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell.

FEATURING:
Alex Yang
Zoe Dixon
Benny Feldman
Michael Watkins

Art by J. Cella.

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S!

Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

It’s FREE! It’s COMEDY! It’s FREE COMEDY!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Tuesdays, 4-11pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Slutty Poems Night // December 2023

‘Twas the slut before Christmas and all through Tmom’s. all the creatures were gathered to hear spicy poems. Celebrate a night full of salacious sex and sexuality themed words. This is a free event but donations are being collected to help an anonymous community member remove themselves from a living situation with a manipulative ex.

 

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 20TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Feature poets Victoria Holmes & Julia Gwiazdowski start the night off.

Bring your hoe-hoe-hoe shit for the open mic hosted by Kate Carey. If you’re too shy to share, feel free to shove something into our (anonymous confessions) box.

This is a sex positive space that is not tolerant of any racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, fat shaming, slut shaming, or any general bigoted fuckery.

Doors @ 6 pm, show @ 7 pm (but prolly like a gay 7ish) Accessibility Note: Event is upstairs. Stairs are a bit steep.

 

Follow @sluttypoemsnight on Instagram for updates

 

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-11pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Big Ass Bitties // December 2023

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 19TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Host:
The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian

Featuring:
@tragicyang
@oh_deary
@_itzybitzyfitzy_

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-11pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Philly Vegan Pop Flea: Holiday Market 2023

Join us on South Street for a VEGAN holiday celebration at Tattooed Mom! Get festive with us as you shop local vendors and enjoy tasty eats! Jingle all the way VEGAN with us on Sunday, December 17, 2023! 1pm-5pm!

 

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 17TH
1-5PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Vendors:
Bandit
Bella Mae’s Tea Co.
Blobs
Chloe Adrianne
High Fidelity
Jenny’s Plate
La Llamita Vegana
Mx Earth
Pressed with Pride
Sevnhana
Spotted House Provisions
Sunflower SC Catering
TresjolieART Studio
Tutu Mary’s
Water for Roses

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Tis The Damn Season Holiday Cocktail at TMoms

 A COCKTAIL TO CELEBRATE WHATEVER UR CELEBRATING

❤️🎉✨🪩

TIS THE DAMN SEASON COCKTAIL SPECIAL

Sailor Jerry rum + Crème de menthe + Crème de Cocao
Coconut milk + Orange Juice + Pineapple Juice
Topped with Nutmeg, Fresh mint, & a Maraschino cherry

Available 12/15 – 1/1
Only at Tattooed Mom!!

🪩✨🎉❤️

 

What’s Up at TMoms:

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

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Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // December 2023

Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.

Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price. The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!

 

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 13TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE (RSVP SOLD OUT, WALK-UP ONLY!)

 

Line-up:
Steve Bickel 
Jamie Pappas
Madinah
Connor Lutz
Campbell Gibson

 

Follow @nextinlinecomedy on Instagram.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-11pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

New + Wesley Presents: The Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la pop-up

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 12TH
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Vendors:
@vocabularyofshapes
@niftythrifyphl
@adoomcusack
@ _scarymarys_
@pedrotheroadie
@marleyangelstudios
@michiirei
@musclespasm
@ChrisCasinoo

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-11pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Bearded Noise Presents: Merry Gothmas Pop-Up

Come join us for another fun creepy shop filled with laughter, drinks, and eccentric vendors!

You know all of your family and friends want gothy stuff for Christmas! No matter it be bones, taxidermy, clothing, crystals, tarot or even just adorable Halloween type soaps and products. Goth shop and Social is a pop up art mart and gothic gathering founded in 2022 by trans goth of color. Every event there is a raffle that money raised goes towards local trans youth. Prioritizing people typically excluded from traditional goth scenes, GS+S welcomes all goths to join us.

 

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 10TH
7-10PM
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Vendors:

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Lost and Friends Holiday Art Pop-Up

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 8TH
6-11PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Vendors:
@lost_and_foundart
@bernstah
@drsglass
@blast.boyo
@millie.knits
@helping_friendly_dyes

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.