Slutty Poems Night // February 2024

Lust is in the air just in time for that lovey dovey holiday with all the chocolates and flowers and shit.
Celebrate a night full of salacious sex and sexuality themed words. This is a free event but donations are being collected for Project Safe.

Feature poets Leila & Latinx start the night off.

Bring your hoe shit for the open mic hosted by Kate Carey. If you’re too shy to share, feel free to shove something into our (anonymous confessions) box.

 

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 13TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT 

 

This is a sex positive space that is not tolerant of any racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, fat shaming, slut shaming, or any general bigoted fuckery. 21+ w/ valid ID.

Doors @ 6 pm, show @ 7 pm (but prolly like a gay 7ish) Accessibility Note: Event is upstairs. Stairs are a bit steep.

 

Follow @sluttypoemsnight on Instagram for updates

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Crowd Fundraiser for P.E.G. Philadelphia Erotic Gallery and Sex Museum

Join the Philadelphia Erotic Gallery and Sex Museum for a crowd fundraiser! Come on out, catch a sexy show, buy a raffle ticket, buy a drink, win some prizes and have the time of your life! 🤩 see your ass there! 🍑🔥🖤

 

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 8TH
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

Stiletto Sour Special Cocktail – $6

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // February 2024

Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.

Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price (FREEEE!). The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!

 

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 7TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Line-Up:
Parrish McWhorter
Bryan Chesky
Rob Cody
Jules Posner
Domo Jones
Maeve Hennessy

 

Follow @nextinlinecomedy on Instagram.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

TATTOOED MOMEDY // January 2024

Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!

 

TUESDAY, JANUARY 30TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Featuring:

Frank Neblett
Andrew Jeffrey Wright 
Amber Born


Headliner:

Tim Platt

 

Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell

Art by @pennypretzel

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!

Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Tattoo Arts Festival After Party at TMoms! • Saturday, 1/27

WHAT: Tattoo Arts Festival After Party at TMoms
WHEN: Saturday 1/27, open noon till 2am

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🔔🐍 Tattoo Arts Festival
After Party at TMoms! 🐍🔔

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We’re stoked to have The 26th Annual Philadelphia Tattoo Arts Festival After Party back at Tattooed Mom! Get into it with with Mom’s cheesesteak (classic OR vegan), piles of pierogi, sweet smokey BBQ wings, and tater tots of every flavor—PLUS: Happy hour 4-6pm & 10-11pm with our kitchen open til 1:30am! Get inked and grab a drink! No cover. Come hang on Friday, 1/26 too!

 

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For more information on the tattoo convention, check out Villain Arts’ website here.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Tattoo Arts Festival After Party at TMoms! • Friday, 1/26

WHAT: Tattoo Arts Festival After Party at TMoms
WHEN: Friday 1/26, open noon till 2am

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🔔🐍 Tattoo Arts Festival
After Party at TMoms! 🐍🔔

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We’re stoked to have The 26th Annual Philadelphia Tattoo Arts Festival After Party back at Tattooed Mom! Get into it with with Mom’s cheesesteak (classic OR vegan), piles of pierogi, sweet smokey BBQ wings, and tater tots of every flavor—PLUS: Happy hour 4-6pm & 10-11pm with our kitchen open til 1:30am! Get inked and grab a drink! No cover. Come hang on Saturday, 1/27 too!

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For more information on the tattoo convention, check out Villain Arts’ website here.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Tattoo Punks • Philadelphia Tattoo Arts Convention Kick Off Party

Come hang at TMom’s for Tattoo Punks’ Philadelphia Tattoo Arts Convention Kick Off Party! Come out and enjoy 75¢ pierogis all night + $4 drafts till 11pm!

 

THURSDAY, JANUARY 25TH
6PM-1AM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Check out our weekend Philadelphia Tattoo Arts Festival after parties on Friday and Saturday!

 

Follow @TattooPunks on Instagram.

 

Follow all the Villain Arts Philadelphia Tattoo Festival  fun!

 

Poster art by @deloachtattoo

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4pm -12:30am | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm with an EXTENDED Happy Hour for the party until 11pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Mitchell & Steele: A Comedy Double Header

Brandon Mitchell is a Philly based comedian hailing from Norristown, Pennsylvania. He is a co-creator of Black History Monthly, a diversity based variety showcase that was staged at Helium Comedy Club, Hell Yes Fest in New Orleans, and Diverse AF in New York. Brandon is a regular at Punchline Philly and Helium Comedy Club. He has opened for Ted Alexandro, Vlad Caamano, Jourdain Fisher, and Ian Lara. Brandon has done the North Carolina Comedy Festival, DC Comedy Festival, Jersey City Comedy Festival, and many other festivals across the country.

Charles Steele is a comedian/curator/filmmaker born, raised, and still residing in Philadelphia, PA. As a comedian he’s performed in places like Punchline Philly, Helium Comedy Club, PhilaMOCA. However, he prefers intimate spaces like dingy backrooms or basements of dive bars. He has curated comedy and variety events at places such as Vox Populi Art Gallery, PhilaMOCA, and Creep Records. Charles has been making vlogs, short form documentaries, and narrative shorts. Including his latest works,The Roast of Charles Steele And LEMME HOLD SOME P***Y

 

MONDAY, JANUARY 22ND
8-9:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Menstruatin’ with Satan: Bake Sale & Hygiene Donation Drive

The Satanic Temple Philadelphia & Eastern Pennsylvania (TSTPA-E) is hosting a Bake Sale & Hygiene Donation Drive at Tattooed Mom! 100% of donations will go to No More Secrets Mind Body Spirit Inc. to help fight period poverty! We will be selling yummy treats baked with love by your local Satanists! Vegan and gluten-free options will be available.

At the bake sale, we will also be collecting hygiene products that are unopened and in their original packaging such as: Pads, liners, wipes, soap, deodorant, feminine wash, shampoo/conditioner, body wash, lotion, toothbrushes, toothpaste, new and never worn underwear/bras, razors, menstrual cups.

 

SUNDAY, JANUARY 21ST
1-5PM
RSVP: FB EVENT 

 

In the meantime, please visit TSTPA-E’s Amazon Wishlist to donate hygiene products to those in need: TSTPA-E Amazon Wishlist to Fight Period Poverty

100% of all funds raised and hygiene donations will go to No More Secrets Mind Body Spirit Inc. – the nation’s 1st menstrual hub located here in Philly – whose mission is “to decrease uterine care and menstrual health disparities in underserved communities through the eradication of societal stigmas and propagation of resources and scientifically based information.” https://www.nomoresecretsmbs.org/

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

THIRSTY WALLS // January 2024

Calling artists of all kinds! Come out for an evening of slapping stickers, drawing on the walls, making art, and meeting other local artists! Thirsty Walls is a meet-up for artists to create and add to the beautiful chaos Upstairs at Tattooed Mom. Bring your stickers, wheatpastes, stencils, installations, & imaginations because these walls are THIRSTY.

 

THURSDAY, JANUARY 18TH
5-11PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
EVERYTHING GOES EXCEPT SPRAY PAINT AND AEROSOLS

 

POSTER ART CREDIT: @melt.gif x @attickattackarts

 

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-11pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.