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December 2019
A Temporary Summit: Comedy Album Release Party
Local comedian Che Guerrero recently released his new album A Temporary Summit on Wasted Robot Records! Celebrate his album release party with us at Tattooed Mom this December 9th from 8-11pm!
FREE // UPSTAIRS // 21+
Che is a Philadelphia-based stand up comic and an American immigrant from the Dominican Republic who spent most of his life in America undocumented. His album is about his story escaping the DR, coming to America, establishing himself as a person of color in this country, and starting his own family here. It’s also hilarious.
Featuring:
Che Guerrero
Chris Cotton
Dan Vetrano
Michael Kelly
Oprah Keys
Enjoy this event with our Meatless Monday specials:
1/2 off our full veggie menu noon-10pm
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm!
Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!
Find out more »You Can’t Kill A Poet: December 2019
Celebrate another night of queer joy with You Can’t Kill a Poet! Join us for readings from queer and/or trans readers! Come hang with us and listen to some rad voices! Enjoy Tattooed Mom’s Taco Tuesday! Buy some chapbooks as presents for your people! Party like it’s the last YCKAP reading of 2019—because it is!
Doors 7:30pm // Reading 8pm
Free & 21+
READERS TBA
Enjoy this event with our Taco Tuesday specials:
$1 Tacos
$2.50 Tecate
a special Taco of the Month,
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm
Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!
Find out more »SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Metal Drag Show, December 2019
Strap on your heels and throw up those horns—Philadelphia’s only heavy metal drag show is returning to Tattooed Mom!
Lip Sync, Dance, Side-Show and Special Effects!
FREE // UPSTAIRS // 21+ w/ ID
The mayhem, despair and obliteration will leave you WRITHING under the might of these BERSERK BANSHEES:
Hosted by Mercury
DJ Stepdad
STARRING:
Lorna Doom, Onyx Ondyx, and Plexie Glass
FEATURING:
The Lady Vayne
&
Hannibal Lickher
Indulge in the EMBRACE of the ABYSS through the DELIGHTS of Tattooed Mom’s delectable menu of food and drinks!
PLUS: A variety of vegan options!
Do you have the heaviest scream? Win a brutal prize package courtesy of Tattooed Mom by participating in our signature scream showdown!
Join the Facebook Event and invite all your brutal buds!
Find out more »Shock Exchange Vol. 6
STACKED LINEUP of punk artists! A perfect place to find unique holiday gifts or grab something for yourself because doggone it, you deserve it! Eat, drink, AND support artists/small businesses in your local scene!
This event is free & 21+
Vendors include:
PUNK WEBS NYC – No pattern knit meshwear/sweaters
REPTILE HOUSE COMIX – New Philly lowbrow comic quarterly debuting issue #1 and sharing work from collaborating artists.
FRUIT LEATHER – Leather fetish and punk gear from Baltimore.
LOW LEVEL – Non-digital design. Photocopy maverick. Out on the streets and on your clothes.
UNKNOWN APPAREL – Unisex utilitarian workwear. Designed, screenprinted & handmade in Philly.
SHANG – Sewer gator/film photographer. Prints of queermos and rockers in their element,
CRUEL WORLD VINTAGE – Curated Vintage and streetwear.
COME ON STRONG – Funny, political and pornographic clothing/accessories.
MOBSHITTY – Unreal hand drawn sharpie shirts.
SHANE OLSEN – God damn weirdo comic artist.
THE FREAKY FLEA – Clothes, decor and pop culture excess.
DEATHCAMAS – Hand-crafted leatherwork and chains.
LOST MIRAGE – Illustrated and hand-printed/dyed works on paper and clothing.
Enjoy half off all drafts before and during this event from 5-7pm and 10-11pm.
Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!
Find out more »All Hell Breaks Loose: Misfits Happy Hour & Ticket Giveaway
X Presented by Live Nation & Tattooed Mom X
All Hell Breaks Loose:
Misfits Happy Hour
& Ticket Giveaway!
Join us from 5-7pm on Saturday, 12/14 for a chance to win tickets to see Misfits at Wells Fargo Center later that evening!
FREE // UPSTAIRS // 21+
Come on it, throw your name in the FREE drawing, grab some happy hour half priced drafts, and fill up on Tattooed Mom’s full food & drink menu!
WINNER DRAWN AT 6:30PM!
DOORS AT 8PM AT WELLS FARGO CENTER!
You can also win a pair of tickets at Friday, 12/13’s punk flea market, Shock Exchange Vol. 6!
Don’t want to try your luck? Grab your tickets online!
No purchase necessary to win! One entry per person. Must be 21+ w/ valid ID to enter.
FREE Sunday Arts & Crafts: Holiday Decorations! // December 15th!
Every day is a holiday at Tattooed Mom, but ’tis the season for celebrations of all kinds, so join us every Sunday in December for FREE Sunday Arts & Crafts: Holiday Decorations!
Celebrate this festive season in style with a plethora of crafty decorations, garnishes, and trimmings! Customize your very own ornament or snowman, bedazzle a stocking, or decorate a holiday coloring book page! Take your creations with you, or add to the holiday cheer at TMOMs and donate your work to our Arts & Crafts holiday art gallery!
Make winter wonderful this season & join in the FREE holiday FUN for the WHOLE FAMILY! Every Sunday, only at Tattooed Mom!
Enjoy this event with our delicious food & drink menu,
half price drafts from 5-7 & 10-11pm,
& let your crafting continue into the night with $2.50 Miller High Life & 1/2 price tater tots 7pm til midnight.
Tattooed Momedy: December 2019
The time is here, that special time, that only comes but once a year: December!
Yes, with December upon us that means it’s also time for another night of super-fine luxuriously rich and frothy comedy: Tattooed Momedy!
Tattooed Momedy is a free monthly comedy showcase featuring hilarious comedy performers of all types and genres from Philadelphia and across the U.S!
Featuring:
Joe Bell
Boris Khaykin
Oliver de Luz
Kara Sankus
Frank D Neblett
Samantha Stoakes
Hosted by Molly Hanulec!
NO COVER! 21+!
Doors at 8pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
Enjoy this event with our Taco Tuesday specials:
$1 Tacos
$2.50 Tecate
& half off all drafts 5-7 & 10-11pm
Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!
Find out more »The Single Baker Presents: No Kid Hungry Fundraiser
This December 18th from 6-9pm, local artists and bakers are coming together upstairs at Tattooed Mom to raise money for No Kid Hungry, an organization that provides meals for children all over America!
The Single Baker will also be debuting their new Coloring Cookie Cookbook & tote bags! The coloring book features 10 cookie recipes with accompanying illustrations by Stevie Laney! 50% of book & tote sales will go directly to No Kid Hungry! All vendors will also be donating a percentage of their sales to end child hunger!
Shop local, discover amazing local artists, and snag some holiday gifts. And don’t forget to bring your sweet tooth & pick up some tasty and local baked goods! And most importantly, all purchases help provide hot meals for children.
FREE // UPSTAIRS // 21+
Featuring:
The Single Baker
Jellytoastin
Stevie Laney
Thomas Hillman
Kimmy Makes Things
Vellum Soap Company
South Street Art Mart
Night Owl Designs
V Marks the Spot
Crust Vegan Bakery
Sweetbox
& The Crazy Alpacas Crafting Co.!
Can’t make the event? You can also donate to No Kid Hungry online!
Enjoy this event with our Burger Wednesday specials:
$4 Mom’s Beef Burgers & Mom’s Vegan Burgers
$2 Narragansett Lager Tall Boys
a special Burger of the Month
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm
Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!
Find out more »Maddy’s Market
Maddy’s Market is a seasonal makers market featuring several Philadelphia artists, including designers, jewelers, visual artists, painters, ceramicists, textile artists, & MORE! Grab some one-of-a-kind, handmade, precious items—just in time for holidays!
FREE // UPSTAIRS // 21+
Hosted by Maddy (weaving) & Maddy (jewelry)
Featuring:
Santi (prints and paintings)
Alice (bags and puppets)
Nora (prints)
Cloud 9 Clay (ceramics)
@a_mans_ass (upcycled clothing)
Charlie Dunkel (prints and paintings)
Big Top Thrift (funky vintage)
& @kirby_outlet (clothing)
Enjoy this event with our Pierogi Thursday specials:
50¢ vegan potato & onion pierogi from noon-10pm
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm
Oh, Snap! A “Forgot The Holidays” Art Show
Join us for a packed house of artists, featuring mediums of all kinds! Get all your last minute holiday gifts or pick something up for yourself—or BOTH! Featuring an array of local artists plus artists from NY and the surrounding areas!
There will also be a screening of Andrew H. Shirley’s “Wasted Land 2” in the upstairs back room at Tattooed Mom!
FREE // UPSTAIRS // 21+
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@holly__roach
@tamearts
@ab5tract_nt3l
@bobwillreign
@makemoneysimmons
@laura_a_s
@flylexi
@ms._lady_
@seper215
@sagamoor
@garbagemane
@bines.one
@kevinjoesephconvery
@therealvisionz
@parasitenurse
@knox718
@air_rat
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@ekglabs
@classyscreens
@adamvoid
@thefilmbruja
@cxgallos
@uglyforeverr
@wastedland2
@keepgoingphotograffs
Enjoy this event with half price drafts during & after this event from 5-7pm and 10-11pm!
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