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July 2023
Sketchubator: A Sketch Comedy Incubator // July 2023
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What’s Up at TMoms: • Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long. • Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm! • Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening. • Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID. Find out more »Balena Canto Presents: One Clit Wonders! A Drag & Burlesque Tribute
We love to love ’em and sometimes we love to hate ’em! See and hear your favorite On-Hit Wonders from every decade and musical genre brought to life by our cast of Philly’s finest nightlife performers!
We cannot wait to present these classic songs to you with a new and queer twist! So come on (Eileen) and (Harlem) shake it on down to Tmoms on Thursday, 7/6 for a show that will answer the tough questions like, “What is love?” and will have you facing your fears as you stare right into the, “eye of the tiger!”….Okay, i’m done, I promise!
In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game, where you chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!
THURSDAY, JULY 6TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP: EVENTBRITE
STARRING:
Balena Canto (Host)
Daelicious
Dalyla Mizani Cristal
Little Piece
Lulu Blue
Monty Caldo
Pilar Salt
The ZanyThing
Online sales end at 6 pm on show day; however, you can purchase tickets at the door with cash, Venmo, or Cash App. We advise you buy ahead of time should we sell out at the event. Tickets are non-refundable once purchased.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Jerks Productions Presents: FUSED UNDERGROUND // July 2023
Join us for a night of ART, HORROR, & BOOZE at Tattooed Mom! See some of Philadelphia (and the surrounding area)’s best local underground artists!
FRIDAY, JULY 7TH
5-11PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
Participating Artists:
8213 Desserts
Art by JAL
Charmed
Corvid Alternative Art Store
Josh Allain
Lillian Bones Art
Lounge LizZard Designs
Lucy Stackhouse
Mark Brandstetter
Meldar16
Nahcroll Illustration LLC
Necromantic Creations
Rainbow Brain Splatterings
Randuart
Shayna J Feinstein
Weird Amiga
X Knight Productions
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Dungeons & Drafts // July 2023
There’s Dungeons. There’s Drafts. There very possibly might be Dragons. Come join Dungeons n’ Drafts for some good old DnD at TMoms! All player experience levels are welcome, from newbies to seasoned PCs!
SUNDAY, JULY 9TH
DOORS @ 12PM + START @ 1PM
TICKETS: PURCHASE HERE (SOLD OUT, STAY TUNED FOR NEW DATES)
Brought to you by high demand, Dungeons n’ Drafts is excited to be hosted by the wonderful folks at Tattooed Mom! Seating is super limited here, so sign up soon before this potentially sells out. All DnD players are receiving a “Moms Chip + Explanation Card” that is good for life! We’ll be there right at lunch time too for all your eating needs. Doors open at 12pm, play starts at 1pm. See ya there!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Angel Baphomét Presents: Headfirst for MCR, A Drag Tribute
Are you ready to join the black parade? Then come out to Headfirst For MCR: The Drag Tribute! The space where it’s okay to like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet; and you won’t be judged if you can’t swim, you can’t dance, or if you don’t know karate. Face it, you’re gonna make it here.
Join us for some kick ass performances, bringing you all the fire My Chemical Romance has to offer!
SUNDAY, JULY 9TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP $15 TICKET GUARANTEES SEATING (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Starring:
Angélique
Sydney Gorgeous
Mew Ikki
Mister Right Lickher
Zanax
Ziphina
Gemini Mxr
Ms Terr
Hosted by Angel Baphomét
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Donation Day: Asian Americans United
WHAT: TMoms Donation Day
WHEN: Monday, July 10th
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July Donation Day:
💫 Asian Americans United 💫
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Community is everything! On Monday, July 10th, TMoms will be donating 15% of ALL SALES to Asian Americans United (including to-go & delivery)! We’re honored to support this organization’s collaborative efforts to preserve Philadelphia’s Chinatown, including a rally of over 3500 people who came together to at the intersections of 10th and Vine Streets to demonstrate their opposition for 76 Place.
You can learn more about this organization below. Give them a follow, donate directly, and spread the word!
Photo by @noelchackophoto.
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More about this organization:
Since 1985, Asian Americans United exists so that people of Asian ancestry in Philadelphia exercise leadership to build their communities and unite to challenge oppression.
Follow Asian Americans United:
Website | Facebook | Instagram | Twitter | Donate
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💞 LOVE & GOOD TIMES ALWAYS 💞
Find out more »Big Ass Bitties // July 2023
Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.
The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!
MONDAY, JULY 10TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
LINEUP:
@sclmency
@brandongorin
@hottestpollypocket
@thebriancraig
@raiuhn_paydurr
HOSTED BY @bettyjsmithsonian!
RESERVE UR BIG ASS A FREE TICKET THIS SECOND!~
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // July 2023
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philadelphia-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in PhillyVoice and Thrillist.
Next In Line is now bringing the dopest comedy showcase in town to Tattooed Mom’s on Wednesday, July 12th at 8pm (Doors at 7pm) and it’s Free.99!
The show gives quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ a space to work on their acts while providing Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price, in this case for FREE. Shows have featured top comics from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!
WEDNESDAY, JULY 12TH
DOORS 7PM // SHOW 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE (RSVP)
Featuring:
Zoe Dixon
Josh Kleckner
Sarah Bell
Jim Gillespie
Anant Kumar
Kelsey McKee
Manny Brown
Tyler Wolf
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm. >>> Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer! <<<
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Vegan Geeks Unite Market
It’s been OVER THREE YEARS since we did a Philly Vegan Pop Flea. So why not do it on EMBRACE YOUR GEEKNESS DAY & NATIONAL FRENCH FRY DAY!
Join us for the VEGAN GEEKS UNITE MARKET on THURSDAY, JULY 13, 2023 6PM-10PM! It’s going to be a fun evening celebrating community & enjoying all the good good that’s vegan & plant-based under one roof!
We’ll be at TATTOOED MOM on the second floor with a great line-up of vendors. SUPPORT SMALL & VEGAN BUSINESS IN PHILLY!
This event will also be a fundraiser for FOOD EMPOWERMENT PROJECT, making great strides in promoting veganism, ethical living, workers’ rights, food security and more! Learn more at foodispower.org!
THURSDAY, JULY 13TH
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
Vendors include:
8213 Desserts
Bad Therapy Art
Blobs
Earth Kandy Nail Polish
Ladybug Deli
Onje Sea Gold Seamoss
Plant-Based Human
Randuart
The Art of Ladies ‘N Gents by Inez Santos
South Street Art Mart
Strega Negra
more to be named…
And celebrate National French Fry Day with Tutu Mary’s Vegan Pork Dan Dan Fries! Available for one night ONLY at the Vegan Geeks Unite Market!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Tutu Mary’s Vegan Garlic Shrimp Plate Lunch Pop Up!
WHAT: Tutu Mary’s Plate Lunch Pop-Up @ TMoms
WHEN: Sunday, July 16th | pick-up or dine in 12 noon – 10pm
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Tutu Mary really outdid herself this time! Not only does she have one of the 7 Philly Food Pop-Ups You Need To Know About Right Now (mahalo, Philly Mag! ), but she’s also popping up at TMoms to celebrate the summer with a traditional Hawaiian plate lunch with a totally vegan spin! It’s sure to warm your soul with a taste of island comfort food, made with ALOHA!
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Sunday 7/16 Tutu Mary’s Vegan Plate Lunch Pop-Up
March’s Tutu Mary’s Plate Lunch Pop-Up includes:
• Vegan Garlic Shrimp •
• Hawaiian Mac Salad •
• Kokuho Rose Rice with Furikake •
• Spicy Kimchi •
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> PRE-ORDERS OPEN AT 10AM ON 7/9 AT TMOMSTOGO.COM <
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Plate lunch pop up pre-orders open on 7/9 (for dine in or pick up on Sunday 7/16, noon – 10pm).
