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May 2023

Star Wars Jawn: May the Fourth Art Show

ThuThu
May 4May 4
7:00 pm11:00 pm

Philadelphia artist group Bell Crash Collective presents the first annual Star Wars Art Show! Featuring a diverse group of Philly artists all presenting Star Wars themed art on May The Fourth (Star Wars Day) at our favorite spot, Tattooed Mom!

 

THURSDAY, MAY 4TH
7-11PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

FEATURING:
Bevan Dayn
Drew Miele
Bob Dix
Snapkracker
Jeffro Kilpatrick
Allison Licitra
Jason Goldberg
Heidi Crew Halpern
Mike Munter
Stacy Pierce
JerseyGhoul

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppingsThursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Find out more »

Sketchubator: A Sketch Comedy Incubator

SunSun
May 7May 7
2:00 pm4:00 pm

Philly Sketchfest and My First Sketch return to Tattooed Mom to host another live and in-person sketch comedy open mic. Comedians all over Philadelphia can sign up at sketchubator.com/signup to read and perform their sketches with the help of some of the most experienced and funniest sketch writers and performers in the area. Hosted by Josh Higham of the My First Sketch podcast, Sketchubator is a chance for the city’s sketch comedians to hang out, have a drink, eat some food, and share some laughs. Sketches, character bits, and monologues should be under five minutes with the hopefully unnecessary reminder that Philly Sketchfest will not condone hateful material.

 

SUNDAY, MAY 7TH
2-4PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Find out more »

Big Ass Bitties // May 2023

TueTue
May 9May 9
6:00 pm9:00 pm

This is a very silly comedy show where a lineup of entertainers will perform comedic feats! They might be risky bits, weird bits, sketch bits, improvised bits, musical bits, wild bits. BUT ALL OF THEM WILL BE BIG ASS BITTY BITS.

Expect bits. You will see bits. All the bittiest bits you could imagine.
Come see this show!
A line up of wild proportions!

 

TUESDAY MAY 9TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FACEBOOK | EVENTBRITE

 

LINE UP:
JOSH MACHIZ
MATTHEW SILVER
ALIX GRIFFIN
MELANIE LYNCH
HANNAH BURKS
BRENDANN MURPHY
MASHA
JEFF ROSER
LAUREN LOGIUDICE

RESERVE UR BIG ASS A FREE TICKET THIS SECOND~

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Find out more »

Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // May 2023

WedWed
May 10May 10
7:00 pm10:00 pm

Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philadelphia-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in PhillyVoice and Thrillist.

Next In Line is now bringing the dopest comedy showcase in town to Tattooed Mom’s on Wednesday, May 10th at 8pm (Doors at 7pm) and it’s Free.99!

The show gives quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ a space to work on their acts while providing Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price, in this case for FREE. Shows have featured top comics from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!

 

WEDNESDAY, MAY 10TH
DOORS 7PM // SHOW 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE (RSVP)

 

Featuring:
Chip Chantry
Betty Smithsonian
Katherine Williams
Sam Simonvil
Rob Cody
Sam Bansner
Kelsey McKee
Tyler Wolf 
Manny Brown

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Find out more »

Gender Queery: A Trans and Non-Binary Drag Show // May 2023

ThuThu
May 11May 11
8:00 am5:00 pm

Trans and Gender Non-Conforming denizens of Philadelphia rejoice! Witness the beauty of one of the first all trans and nonbinary drag extravaganzas in Philly, now at the iconic and legendary Tattooed Moms! Joined by a fabulous cast of out and proud local legends and rising stars! Let’s celebrate trans and nonbinary artists and their visibility in protest of a climate of transphobia and to the destruction of hatred and ignorance.

 

Enjoy a drag show with draft beers and vegan and non vegan delights! Immerse yourself in an accepting and open atmosphere with other artists, allies, lgbtq+ people and locals and travelers, alike. Show your love for a community of various talents and backgrounds. Turn out and be you, and if that doesn’t do, then be someone new! It’s all up to you!

Doors at 8pm Shows start at 9pm.

Seating is reserved for VIP ticket holders, otherwise seating is on a first come first served basis.

 

THURSDAY, MAY 11TH
DOORS @ 8PM + SHOW @ 9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
VIP SEATING $15 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE): EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted by Lamia The Cursed Queen
Featuring Drag, Burlesque, Singing and Comedy from:
Yari
Sir Donyx
Beary Tyler Moore
Icon Ebony Fierce
Allyria Everlasting
Tiffany Uma Mascara
& More!

 

 

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppingsThursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Find out more »

Donation Day: Philly Loves PAWS Day

ThuThu
May 11May 11
8:00 am5:00 pm

WHAT: TMoms Donation Day x Philly Loves PAWS
WHEN: Wednesday, May 17th

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May Donation Day:
🐾 Philly Loves PAWS 🐾

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Community is everything! On Monday, May 17th, TMoms will be donating 10% of ALL SALES to Philly Loves PAWS (including to-go & delivery)! Join us as businesses and animal lovers come together for a daylong, citywide fundraiser in support of PAWS’ lifesaving efforts. A wide variety of restaurants, shops, and service providers will donate at least 10% of their proceeds to bring Philadelphia closer to becoming a no-kill city.

You can learn more about this organization below. Give them a follow, donate directly, and spread the word!

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More about this organization:
PAWS is a 501(c)3 non-profit organization dedicated to saving Philadelphia’s homeless and at-risk pets. PAWS is the city’s largest rescue partner and provider of affordable, basic veterinary care for pet owners and rescue organizations that cannot otherwise access it. Each year, PAWS finds loving homes for thousands of animals in need, and enables thousands of families to keep their cherished pets. PAWS is working to make Philadelphia a no-kill city where every savable pet is guaranteed a home.

Follow PAWS:
Website | Facebook | Instagram | Twitter | Donate

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Make sure you stop by our fellow South Street Headhouse District businesses who are also participating in Philly Loves PAWS Day: BarKadelphia, CRASH BANG BOOM, Hale & True Cider Co., Ham & Bone Queen Village, Whole Animal Gym, & Woolly Mammoth.

💞 LOVE & GOOD TIMES ALWAYS 💞

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Dungeons n’ Drafts // May 2023

SunSun
May 14May 14
1:00 pm4:30 pm

There’s Dungeons. There’s Drafts. There very possibly might be Dragons. Come join Dungeons n’ Drafts for some good old DnD at TMoms! All player experience levels are welcome, from newbies to seasoned PCs!

 

SUNDAY, MAY 14TH
DOORS @ 12PM + START @ 1PM
TICKETS: PURCHASE HERE

 

New location!! Brought to you by high demand, Dungeons n’ Drafts is excited to be hosted by the wonderful folks at Tattooed Mom! Seating is super limited here, so sign up soon before this potentially sells out. All DnD players are receiving a “Moms Chip + Explanation Card” that is good for life! We’ll be there right at lunch time too for all your eating needs. Doors open at 12pm, play starts at 1pm. See ya there!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Find out more »

Half-Baked // A Drag and Burlesque Show

TueTue
May 16May 16
7:00 pm10:00 pm

Do you like silly stupid drag and burlesque? Well saddle up diva ‘cuz this is very that!

Half-Baked is a cabaret show full of whacky performances, stunty fashion, and goofy ghouls. Leave your braincells at home, baby, you won’t need ’em tonight! Come let loose!

 

TUESDAY, MAY 16TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT (COMING SOON)

 

FEATURING:
Pi
Jay Kay (Brooklyn, NY)
Khaki Capri
Tiffany Uma Mascara

*** Don’t be a dick! Racism, Transphobia, Sexism, Ableism, or other hate speech will get you removed ***

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Find out more »

You Can’t Kill A Poet // Nine Year Anniversary!

WedWed
May 17May 17
7:30 pm10:00 pm

It’s our nine-year anniversary! Come celebrate! We’re bringing you phenomenal queer and trans poets from Philadelphia to share their work and fill the room with queer experience. Come join us for this rowdy, raucous, fun event full of feelings! We’re back at Tattooed Mom! Doors at 7:30pm, reading at 8:00 pm.

This is a 21+ event, ids are checked at the door. Free to attend! Please be vaccinated, masks are welcome. Please sit this one out if you’re feeling sick. This reading is offered in partnership with the Free Library of Philadelphia with support from The Pennsylvania Department of Education.

 

WEDNESDAY, MAY 17TH
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Featuring Readings By:

Lauren Yates is a writer, visual artist, & burlesque performer from Philadelphia by way of San Diego. Lauren has represented Philly at the National Poetry Slam and the Women of the World Poetry Slam. Her work has been featured in bedfellows, Voicemail Poems, GLITTERBRAIN, Bettering American Poetry, and more. Lauren is also a teaching artist and is currently developing a workshop that marries poetry and burlesque. Find her on Instagram @i_am_yates.

S. Brook Corfman is the author of two collections of poetry and several chapbooks, including My Daily Actions, or The Meteorites, one of The New York Times’ Best Poetry Books of 2020, and Luxury, Blue Lace, chosen by Richard Siken for the 2018 Autumn House Writing Riser Prize. They are also an essayist, critic, and the Translation Editor at The Offing.

Stephanie Cawley is a poet in Philadelphia and a 2023 NEA Fellow. They are the author of My Heart But Not My Heart, winner of the Slope Book Prize chosen by Solmaz Sharif, and the chapbook A Wilderness from Gazing Grain Press. Poems and other writing appear in Prolit, bedfellows, Peach Magazine, and the Academy of American Poets Poem-a-Day series, among other places.

Evangeline Brooks is a coffee-worker, singer, poet & actress based in South West Philadelphia. Van is an unpublished poet, whose work revolves around Black Trans ancestry, feminine poz divinity, & the richness, weight, & cost of living in a body that is both desired & discounted. She is a daughter, a sister, a lover, a muse. She stands on the shoulders of many.

Alexa Smith is a poet from D.C. doing her best in West Philly. She works in publishing and teaches creative writing at Temple, UArts, and sometimes Blue Stoop. Her work can be found on Entropy, Interim, Peach Mag, Spotify and elsewhere.

Warren C. Longmire is an uncle, writer, technologist and an educator from the bad part of North Philadelphia. He is the host and co-creator of House Poet: A Spoken Word Dance Party, and is a Board member for Blue Stoop. His work blends language play, performance and his own preoccupations with cities, masculinity, blackness and the modern world. His latest book, Bird/Diz [an erased history of bebop] was released in Nov. 2022 through BUNNY Presse.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Find out more »

Thirsty Walls 4: A Meet Up For Artists

ThuThu
May 18May 18
5:00 pm11:00 pm

Calling artists of all kinds! Come out for an evening of slapping stickers, drawing on the walls, making art, and meeting other local artists! Thirsty Walls is a meet-up for artists to create and add to the beautiful chaos Upstairs at Tattooed Mom. Bring your stickers, wheatpastes, stencils, installations, & imaginations because these walls are THIRSTY.

 

THURSDAY, MAY 18TH
5-11PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
EVERYTHING GOES EXCEPT SPRAY PAINT AND AEROSOLS

 

Thirsty Walls logo by @ab5tract_nt3l.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppingsThursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Find out more »

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