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December 2024
Slutty Poems Night // December 2024
It’s the last slut night of the year so we’re bringing the fireworks!
Slutty Poems Night presents the All Stars edition, all killer no filler, just bangers. Featuring 10 of our favorite features from the past 2 years, your orifices are sure to slime up with the amount of thirst and sex this crew brings.
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 18TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
Featuring talented poet faves Autumn, Leila, Enjoli, Julia, Latinx, Cris, Maya aka Ma Muse, Victoria, Amy and Kate. We aim to represent the charcuterie of complex emotions, pleasures and pains surrounding the sexual spectrum.
There is no open mic this time but as always my famous (anonymous) box will be there for you to stick your hands in, to fill it with short slutty confessions.
Free event with funds being raised for co-producer Autumn’s needed dental care.
This is a sex positive space that is not tolerant of any anti-blackness, racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, zionism, fat shaming, slut shaming, antisemitism or any general bigoted fuckery. 21+ w/ valid ID.
Doors @ 6 pm, show @ 7 pm. Accessibility Note: We welcome mask wearing and if you are not feeling well, please stay home. Event is upstairs- Stairs are a bit steep. Seating is limited. Contact Kate through DM if accommodations are needed.
follow @ sluttypoemsnight on Instagram for updates
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // December 2024
From the eye of the abyss, a million worlds echo from the screams of creation, rending in twain the sun and its shadows, Slayher bursts froth’ eternal chaos.
Witness the Horror of Philadelphia’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show. Hosted by Philadelphia Magazine’s Best Drag Queen with a Twist, Lamia the Cursed Queen welcomes you to her kingdom of couture. Featuring the best in local drag, burlesque and horrors from the beyond, Slayher shows off 6 years of stunts, sex appeal and sheer terror, only to be found in the hallowed halls of Tattooed Mom.
The most psychedelic drag experience this side of South Street, indulge in the delights of the earth, the vegan and nonvegan specialties and the signature cocktails and mocktails to wash down the spirit or to cleanse the body. Settle your mind by expressing your soul in the Slayher Screaming Showdown, where you can win a VIP seat at the next Slayher in February and a Prize Package courtesy of our Tattooed Motherlords.
*Practice courtesy and respect in this sacred space as TRASH (transphobia, racism, ableism, sexism and hate speech) will not be tolerated in her majesty’s throne room. Failure to abide will result in permanent exile from the guidance of her grace.*
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 19TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Cast:
lamia @thelamiaqueen
onyx ondyx @onyxondyx
caresse deville @caressedeville
vudu the dahl @kutmytitz
angel baphomet @angelbaphomet_
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Making Christmas: Nightmare Before Christmas Art Show
“Making Chistmas” Bell Crash Collective Nightmare Before Christmas Art Show
featuring the work of Alyssa Young, Bevan Dayn, Bob Dix, Drew Hall, GRIMGRIMGRIM, Jason Goldberg, Jersey Ghoul, Rocco Marrone, and Yan.
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 20TH
8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Alyssa Young @acryliip
Bevan Dayn @citylinear
Bob Dix @vampirevampireboy
Drew Hall @roach.coroner
GRIMGRIMGRIM @grimgrimgrim215
Jason Goldberg @jag13badluck
Jersey Ghoul @jerseyghoul
Rocco Marrone @ghosticorn08
Yan @yanxartx
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »A Very H.O.T. Holiday: Festive Drag Variety Show
Come warm up with Haus Of Them (aka HOT)’s first Winter Holiday Variety Show! 🔥 ❄️
THIS IS NOT A CHRISTMAS SHOW! This is a festive show celebrating everything about the winter season 💋 ⛄️ 🕎 🎄
Cum see drag, burlesque, and live singing, with a sizzling hot cast at the coolest bar in Philly, Tattooed Mom! Doors at 7pm, Show at 8pm on Sunday, December 22nd.
Tickets are $10 to $15 suggested donation but no one is turned away for lack of funds! Feel free to secure your spot by buying tickets online! Reserved seating is $20.
21+ with Valid ID required! One flight of stairs up to the showroom in the back room.
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 22ND
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-15 | VIP SEATING $20
>> NOTAFLOF <<
VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE
Hosted by Lil Blo Peep & The ZanyThing
Starring:
Damien Demise
Jenny Henny
Mister Right
Space Lazar Wolf
Tangelina HoLee
Winter Wonder
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK. Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Sip City Mixer: Post-Holiday Queer Cheer // December 2024
If you’ve been to a Sip City Mixer at TMoms, you know what a great night it truly is!
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 26TH
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
We meet upstairs and always stay past 10pm if you can’t make it til a little later. Pool table is first come, first serve. Bartenders are swift, food is tasty with lots of veggie options too, and the company is absolutely queer and joyful. The downstairs is also a welcoming spot for those looking for a quieter scene or who want no stair climbing.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Scribes on South // December 2024
SCRIBES ON SOUTH is a poetry reading and open mic. Open mic readers have 5 minutes.
SCRIBES ON SOUTH seeks to create community through poetry. Show out, share, and meet some new friends by sharing your work!
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 29TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Follow @scribesonsouth on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Punk Rock Karaoke // December 2024
Join us for Punk Rock Karaoke at Tattooed Mom! Hosted by Mike Yak in the Upstairs back room at Tattooed Mom.
MONDAY, DECEMBER 30TH
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!
• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »New Year’s Eve 2024
{{{ feeling squished by my flesh prison, must be the new year }}}
🌛👽🫠🪩☕💡
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 31ST, 2024
NYE HOURS: Downstairs 12PM-2AM, Upstairs 12PM-2AM
NO COVER // ALL NIGHT LONG // KITCHEN OPEN LATE
Join us on New Year’s Eve for festivities and full drinks, good cheer and free goodies! I mean, what else is TMoms all about?!
HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE:
• FOOD | TMoms’ full food & drink menu all night long!
• HOLIDAY COCKTAIL | That’s That Me Espresso Holiday available now through NYD!
• HAPPY HOURS | $4 happy hour drafts from 4-6pm & 10-11pm!
• FREE | Free entry, free holiday goodies, and free 2025 postcards!
• & MORE
Bid farewell to 2024 and ring in the New Year with friends old & new at Tattooed Mom! No reservation required, but roll through early because we fill up fast! And make sure you snag a round of our specialty holiday cocktail, That’s That Me Espresso Holiday, and give three cheers to whatever you are celebrating!
Grab some complimentary New Year’s goodies to party with, plus limited edition postcards & poster art by Mr. Scooot (so you can send all your New Year’s greetings in style)!
It’s a NYE celebration that won’t break the bank! And come through on January 1st for our free NYD celebration that will leave you happy, well-fed, and without any overdraft notifications from your bank!
♥︎♥︎ Love & Good Times Always ♥︎♥︎
Check out our New Year’s Day specials here!
Happy New Year from all of us at Mom’s!
Find out more »January 2025
New Year’s Day 2025
{{{ feeling squished by my flesh prison, must be the new year }}}
🌛👽🫠🪩☕💡
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 1ST, 2025
NYD HOURS: 12pm – 11pm (both floors)
NO COVER // FREE LUCKY PORK // THAT’S THAT ME ESPRESSO HOLIDAY
January 1st is Philly’s unofficial favorite holiday! We’ll be welcoming in the first day of 2025 with FREE New Year’s Day goodies, plus limited edition postcards & poster art by Mr. Scooot! So sleep in late, stay in your pjs, & join us for a New Year’s Day celebration not to be missed!
HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE:
• FOOD | TMoms’ full food & drink menu all day long plus FREE lucky pork & vegan pork!
• HOLIDAY COCKTAIL | That’s That Me Espresso Holiday available now through NYD!
• HAPPY HOURS | $4 happy hour drafts from 4-6pm & 10-11pm!
• FREE | Free entry, free holiday goodies, and free 2025 postcards! And don’t forget our FREE lucky pork & vegan pork (available while supplies last)!
• & MORE
Join us for some FREE FUN to celebrate the FIRST DAY of the NEW YEAR!
Grab some complimentary New Year’s goodies to party with, plus limited edition postcards & poster art by Mr. Scooot (so you can send all your New Year’s greetings in style)! specialty holiday cocktail, That’s That Me Espresso Holiday, and give three cheers to whatever you are celebrating!
It’s a NYD celebration that will leave you happy, well-fed, and without any overdraft notifications from your bank! And on December 31st, we’re also hosting a free NYE celebration that won’t break the bank!
♥︎♥︎ Love & Good Times Always ♥︎♥︎
Check out our New Year’s Eve specials here!
Happy New Year from all of us at Mom’s!
Find out more »platonic love club: friend speed dating
platonic love club is a speed friend dating with conversation starters and cute vibes! it’s a cool way to hangout with people in the neighborhood. after our speed friending, we will hang out at the bar and chat with new friends.
THURSDAY, JANUARY 2ND
6-9PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15
>> NOTAFLOF <<
TICKETS: LUMA
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
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