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Slayher: Philly’s Only All Metal Drag Show, April 2019
Bellowing from the sepulchre, escaping from graves of desolation and rot, SLAYHER returns to shower you in pestilence once more! Expect to be completely incinerated by this line-up because you’re gonna be going home in an URN! This is the age of sin!
Slayher: Philly’s Only All Metal Drag Show is set to shake your sternums with the vengeance of a vitriolic gaggle of ghouls. Experience the most brutal in lip sync, gore, special effects, head banging, hardcore dancing and sideshow in the state!
Doors 8pm // Show 9pm
Arrive on time because this event fills up fast!
Hosted by the punisher of putrescence
STEPDAD
Featuring the executioners of eggs and cute sinners
LORNA DOOM
ONYX ONDYX
MERCURY
PLEXIE GLASS
and Special summonings of these sexy succubi
KITTY SKITTLEPUMP
&
SIR DONYX
Come with your biggest winged liner and spikeyest vest, and ready your vocal chords for our iconic scream contest! The winner will receive a special t-shirt and prize package from Tattooed Mom!
$5-$15 Suggested Donation
21+
Enjoy this event with our Burger Wednesday specials:
$4 Mom’s Beef Burgers & Mom’s Vegan Burgers
$2 Narragansett Lager Tall Boys
& half off all drafts 5-7 and 10-11pm
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Find out more »Tire Fire Presents: Butler, Sanders, Carle, & Holguin
Our February reading was so great that we had to take March off, but we’re back in April with readings from Halle Butler, Justin Sanders, K.B. Carle, and Lauren Holguin.
Doors 7 // Reading 8
This month, we’re collecting donations for Prevention Point Philadelphia, a private nonprofit organization providing harm reduction services to Philadelphia and the surrounding area. For over 20 years they have been the City of Philadelphia’s only legal syringe exchange program, but their work also includes HIV/HCV testing, case management, free medical clinics, HCV confirmatories, and referrals to inpatient, outpatient and detox programs, food, clothing and shelter and identification.
Accessibility Note: Reading is upstairs and non-bumper car seating is limited, and tends to be first-come, first-serve. If you need assistance or accommodations, please let us know.
Enjoy this event with our Pierogi Thursday specials:
50¢ pierogi from noon-10pm
& half off all drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm
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Find out more »Whiz City Comedy Festival Preview: Opening Night!
The Whiz City Comedy Festival Preview is a two-day comedy spectacular with live comedy performances at Tattooed Mom, MilkBoy South Street, and South Street Cinema, brought to you by the folks behind Tattooed Momedy & Laughs On Philly!
OPENING NIGHT AT TATTOOED MOM: April 12, 2019
UPSTAIRS BACK ROOM • FREE FUN • NO COVER • 21+
THE WHIZ CITY KICKOFF SHOWCASE 6:00PM – 7:00PM:
Our first show of the festival featuring a hilarious lineup of Philly’s leading comedy talent.
Featuring:
Cassandra Dee
Sarah Bell
Che Guerrero
Oliver de Luz
Betty Smithsonian
DINNER AT MOM’S SHOWCASE 7:30PM – 8:30PM:
A showcase that will make your (Tattooed) Mom proud. Chow down on a Mom’s cheesesteak — vegan options available!
Featuring:
Carolyn Busa
Michael S. Watkins
Megan Chialastri
Keane Cobb
Robert Ecks
TATTOOED MOMEDY SAMPLER 9:00PM – 10:00PM:
Get to know some of the best headliners of Tattooed Momedy—the monthly stand-up showcase at Tattooed Mom every last Tuesday of the month!
Featuring:
Lucas Connolly
Hannah Trav
Charles Blyzniuk
Alyssa Al-Dhooki
Alyssa Truszkowski
Enjoy the festival with the Tattooed Mom Whiz City Special:
$7 Mom’s Classic or Mom’s Vegan Cheesesteak & $2.50 Tecate!
Want to see more from the Whiz City Comedy Festival? Check out their Tattooed Mom Brunch Showcase on Saturday, April 13th!
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Find out more »Whiz City Comedy Festival Preview: Brunch Showcase!
The Whiz City Comedy Festival Preview is a two-day comedy spectacular with live comedy performances at Tattooed Mom, MilkBoy South Street, and South Street Cinema, brought to you by the folks behind Tattooed Momedy & Laughs On Philly!
BRUNCH SHOWCASE AT TATTOOED MOM: April 13, 2019
UPSTAIRS BACK ROOM • FREE FUN • NO COVER • 21+
LOP CREW SHOWCASE 1:00PM – 2:00PM:
Get brunch with the crew behind Tattooed Momedy, Laughs On Philly, and the Whiz City Comedy Festival because we do comedy, too!
Featuring:
Alejandro Morales
Eddie Finn
Michael Kelly
Maddie McLennon
Brandon Mitchell
MOM’S MIC 2:30PM – 3:30PM:
All this comedy making you want to give it a go? Cool! Come test your chops and be part of the festival at this special one-off open mic – 4-minute sets, lottery!
Featuring: Maybe you!
STAND-UP IS A DRAG 4:00PM – 5:00PM:
Half drag show, half stand-up showcase. What more do you need?
Featuring:
Alley Lightfoot
Megan Chialastri
Marrianne Beltle
Michael Kelly
Sarah Bell
Enjoy the festival with the Tattooed Mom Whiz City Special:
$7 Mom’s Classic or Mom’s Vegan Cheesesteak & $2.50 Tecate!
Want to see more from the Whiz City Comedy Festival? Check out their Opening Night Showcase at Tattooed Mom on Friday, April 12th!
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Find out more »FREE Sunday Arts & Crafts: Rubber Duckies! // April 14th!
Spring into the crafting mood this April with the migratory return of FREE Sunday Arts & Crafts: Rubber Duckies at Tattooed Mom!
Celebrate our tiny bird friends by customizing your very own rubber ducky, using all the feathers, pom poms, googly eyes, sequins, and beautifully bedazzled items you can get your hands on at our very own TMOMs Arts & Crafts craft table! FREE arts & crafts FUN for all, rubber ducky style!
Enjoy this event with our delicious food & drink menu,
half price drafts from 5-7 & 10-11pm,
& let your crafting continue into the night with $2 PBR pounders & 1/2 price tater tots after 7pm.
Sippin’ and Stitchin’ Patch Making Workshop: April 2019
Patches have been cool as long as cool has been around, so join us for another Sippin’ and Stitchin’ Patch Workshop with Lea Saccomanno! Let us provide all of the materials & guidance needed to make your very own, customized patch while you master the basics of embroidery!
This is a ticketed event. Tickets will go on sale Wednesday, March 20th at 11am EST.
$40 per person. 21+, upstairs. 20% of all proceeds will be donated to Women Against Abuse.
Drinks are not included, but available! If you plan on eating, please enjoy your meal before or after the workshop!
Your ticket includes:
- An embroidery starter kit – a four inch hoop, practice fabric, a needle and thread (yours to keep!)
- An introduction to embroidery basics as well as two hours of “hands-on” teachin’
- Access to all materials necessary to complete your patch
- A comfy work space on the 2nd floor of Tattooed Mom (with access to the bar & our full brunch menu until 4:30pm!)
Philly for Change: 2nd Meeting, April 2019
PHILLY FOR CHANGE is where local progressives meet to discuss progressive change. It’s a monthly opportunity to meet and engage candidates for local office, ask questions and get involved with grass roots activism. This month they had so many interested speakers that they’re splitting things up into TWO meetings!
Every FIRST Wednesday of the month, meet a variety of local politicians, candidates & activists. Get invested in YOUR community! All politics are local. Change starts with us!
Philly for Change is a group of reform-minded progressive Democrats. They fight for democracy, social and economic justice for all people, peace, the environment and the green economy at the city, state, and federal levels.
#CommunityIsEverything
Enjoy this event with our Meatless Mondays specials:
1/2 off our full veggie menu noon-10pm
& half off all drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm
Emo Night Quizzo: It’s Not a Phase, Mom!
Welcome to the EMO NIGHT QUIZZO – It’s Not A Phase Mom!
Hosted by HOTT TOPIC!
Questions get in too deep at 8PM. Will you hit or miss?
Come early and stay late for Tattooed Mom’s Burger Wednesday Specials:
– $2 Narragansett Lagers all day
– $4 Mom’s & Vegan Burgers noon-midnight
– Half off ALL drafts from 5-7PM & 10-11PM
Three Cheers For The Prize Pack! Winning team will receive a Tattooed Mom’s shirt, Mom’s chip (50c off every item not already on sale, and good for life), and a gift certificate.
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Find out more »Arts & Drafts: Magic Gardens Crafting Happy Hour
Join our dear friends & neighbors, Philadelphia’s Magic Gardens, for a special Arts & Drafts Crafting Happy Hour!
Decorate your own shot glass! Decorate little wooden alebrije animals and make Magic Nuudle sculptures! All crafting materials & goodies will be supplied, so some hungry, come thirsty, and come READY TO CREATE in our downstairs dining room!
25% of all food & drink sales will be donated to Magic Gardens to help support the good work of this neighborhood gem & cultural anchor!
Enjoy this event with our Pierogi Thursday specials:
50¢ vegan potato & onion pierogi from noon-10pm
& half off all drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm
Philly Moon Men: Full Moon Party!
South Street’s favorite brothers are taking TMOMs to the Moon!
Join the Philly Moon Men at Tattooed Mom on Friday April 19th, the night of the Full Moon. Howl at the Pink-Moon in Libra with multiple views up to 100x closer—including two telescopes on the street, and two telescopes inside on Tattooed Mom’s second floor!
FREE // 21+ to come inside!
The Moon rises and sets about 50 minutes later each day. On April 19, the Moon will rise above the horizon at 8:03PM—and over the building line on South Street at about 8:45PM. So come down, grab a drink, and get some tots as we count down & party ’til the full moon rises!
Are you new to the world of the Philly Moon Men? Learn about how optics can unlock the mysteries of the Universe! See the original New York Times newspaper from the Apollo 11 moon landing! Hold a scale model of the Moon in your Earthling hands! As their telescopes were picked lovingly from our neighbors, Philly Aids Thrift, thrift-ed attire is also encouraged.
Enjoy this pop-up space exploration with half price drafts from 5-7pm & 10-11pm!
Follow the Philly Moon Men on Instagram to learn more about their work & find them around town!
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