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March 2026
You Can’t Kill A Poet // March 2026
Join us on Wednesday, March 18th, for the first You Can’t Kill a Poet of 2026. We’ll have a featured lineup of queer and/or trans poets reading their work. It’s always a joyful, raucous, good time, and we can’t wait to fill the room with YCKAP energy once again. Doors at 7:30, reading at 8:00. Free to attend. 21+ with ID.
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 18TH
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Readers:
Ezra Jackson
Zach Blackwood
Brielle DuBose
Carmen Triola
LeNell
Vivian Opal
Tyrell Brown
Follow You Can’t Kill A Poet on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-10pm | they’re a smash hit for a reason. Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! u heard that right! + $3 PBR! RUN!!!
• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Sip City Transcend // March 2026
A queer social mixer for trans, non-binary, and gender non-conforming community.
We won’t be erased. We’ve always been here.
If you’ve been to a Sip City Mixer at TMoms, you know what a great night it truly is!
THURSDAY, MARCH 19TH
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Follow @Sip City Mixer and @Sip City Transcend on Instagram for more LGBTQ women/trans events!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | we support bad decisions but this isn’t one of them. 75¢ pierogis all day for Pierogi Thursday … with all the toppings & sauces ur heart desires + $3 cans of tecate!!!
• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Hanabie After Concert Party!
After the HANABIE concert at TLA, come to Tattooed Mom with the group!
Present the flyer for $0.50 off each purchase.
SATURDAY, MARCH 21ST
10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Follow HANABIE on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Tutu Mary’s Teri Beef Sando + Dan Dan Fries Pop-Up! Sunday 3/22
WHAT: Tutu Mary’s Loco Moco Lunch Pop-Up @ TMoms
WHEN: Sunday, March 22 | 12 noon – 10pm
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Sunday March 22
Tutu Mary’s Teri Beef Sando + Dan Dan Fries Pop-Up
March’s Tutu Mary’s Pop-Up includes:
• Plant Based Teri Beef Sando •
Vegan Teri Beef with Lettuce, Tomato, Onion & Kewpie Mayo on a Merzbacher’s Sweet Potato Brioche Bun
• Dan Dan Waffle Fries •
TMom’s Famous Waffle Fries, Vegan Ground Pork, House Made Dan Dan Sauce, Toasted Sesame Seed, Fresh Green Onion
• Shaka Iced Tea •
> ORDERS OPEN AT 10AM ON 3/22 AT TMOMSTOGO.COM <

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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | if u didn’t get glitter in ur drink did you even craft sunday? Craft Sundays at TMoms every sunday, play both upstairs and downstairs. u heard me, both.
• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Girl Scout Cookies at Tattooed Mom // March 22nd
Tattooed Mom is your one-stop-shop for love, good times, & GIRL SCOUT COOKIES! Stop by our downstairs dining room & stock up on your favorite Girl Scout cookies, including VEGAN options, from a local South Philly Girl Scout troop!
SUNDAY, MARCH 22ND
1-4PM (DOWNSTAIRS)
GET UR THIN MINT FIX: FEB 8TH, FEB 15TH, FEB 22ND, MAR 8TH, MAR 15TH, MAR 22ND
When you buy Girl Scout Cookies, you power amazing adventures and life-changing opportunities for girls year-round—from trips to our nation’s capital, to community projects, to summer camp, to charitable donations. The more cookies you buy, the more you help every G.I.R.L. (Go-getter, Innovator, Risk-taker, Leader) ™ build entrepreneurial skills and take the lead, both now and in the future. And girls gain these skills from interacting directly with you, the cookie customer! It’s about the experience of running her very own cookie sale, working with others, and building a lifetime of confidence as she learns five skills (goal setting, decision making, money management, people skills, and business ethics) essential to leadership, success, and life.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | if u didn’t get glitter in ur drink did you even craft sunday? Craft Sundays at TMoms every sunday, play both upstairs and downstairs. u heard me, both.
• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Excalibur Poetry // March 22nd
This event was originally planned for January 25th.
It will now take place on Sunday, March 22nd.
Excalibur will happen in the same time and place as Scribes on South, the last Sunday of each month on the second floor of Tattooed Mom. It will also keep the same format, with one-two featured poets and a signup based open mic list.
Excalibur is the sword given to Arthur by the lady in the lake. It is the legendary sword used to defend against colonialism and oppression. Our guiding principles are the same. This is a place to wield your words against the forces that would rather see us dead.
SUNDAY, MARCH 22ND
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | if u didn’t get glitter in ur drink did you even craft sunday? Craft Sundays at TMoms every sunday, play both upstairs and downstairs. u heard me, both.
• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Mini Moment // March 2026
Mini Moment is a cozy, high-energy queer variety show hosted by Nightshade the Glow. Each performer gets a short, punchy set designed to make a big impact. Small moments, big energy, and lots of queer joy in an intimate, no-cover space.
MONDAY, MARCH 23RD
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Host: Nightshade the Glow @nightshadetheglow
Headliner: Eboni X Pyre @ebonixpyre
Performers:
Alya Novae Minx @bawdybyalya
ALUXX Turned-Her @aluxxturnedher
Arugala @thearugala
Johnny Flystone @kingjohnnyflystone
Marz McCall @smexymarz
Romeo Blaque Lickher @romeoblaque
Vynce Vyndetta @vvyndetta
Kitten: Salaam Kitty @salaamkitty
Photography: Sylvia @sylviamwaldron
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Mondays, 4-11pm | mom’s marvelous meatless mondays?? Say it 3 times fast and see what happens. we dare u. Meatless Monday is here at TMoms from open ’till close. See what’s on special this month!
• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | cue ball as bright as ur future. Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms continues!
• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »If/When/How Presents Reproductive Health and Justice Trivia Night // March 2026
Come join I/W/H at Tattooed Mom for fun, educational, empowering, and sexy trivia on March 24 from 6pm-9pm! Bring your friends and test your knowledge! Winners will receive extra special prizes!
TUESDAY, MARCH 24TH
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: PARTIFUL
Follow If/When/How on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | it’s tacos. it’s tecate. it’s tuesdays. what more can we say. $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Taco Tuesday + $3 tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Diapasón: A Spectrum of Queer Performance in Philly
Calling all kings, queens, clowns, and creatures! Join us at @tmoms for a night of queer, quality performances from some of Philadelphia’s rising stars in a one-time pop-up event showcasing all aspects of drag and performance art around Philly! *Free admission*
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 25TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Featuring:


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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-10pm | they’re a smash hit for a reason. Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! u heard that right! + $3 PBR! RUN!!!
• Sundays, All Day Long | if u didn’t get glitter in ur drink did you even craft sunday? Craft Sundays at TMoms every sunday, play both upstairs and downstairs. u heard me, both.
• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »The ZanyThing’s 27th Birthday Roast
TATTOOED MOM You may recognize The ZanyThing from dozens of variety shows from right here at Tmom, like Halloween In July, Sapphic Pride, the Mx Tmom Pageant, etc, etc, but now it’s time to make it about ZANY!!!
Haus Of Them co-founder, 2022’s Best New Plus Size Performer, winner of The Nobodies Cycle 8 Philly round, and owner of the Most Powerful Bush in the Nation, THE ZANYTHING, is turning 27 this year. And whatta better way to celebrate than with… ![]()
A ROAST ![]()
Celebrating and evicerrating the life and times of The ZanyThing! With roasts, drag, live-singing, and more!
Tickets are a suggested donation but the room fills up QUICK so grab these tickets NOW! LET’S TURN UP! GO ARIES!
THURSDAY, MARCH 26TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP | VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE
Hosted by Elizabeth New Jersey
Featuring
& The ZanyThing
Photos by Spectral Vision Photos
Incredible flyer by Halebot3000
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | we support bad decisions but this isn’t one of them. 75¢ pierogis all day for Pierogi Thursday … with all the toppings & sauces ur heart desires + $3 cans of tecate!!!
• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
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