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February 2024

Live, Laugh, and Love: Improv Comedy Show & Mixer

SunSun
February 18February 18
4:00 pm5:00 pm

Come Live, Laugh, and Love at Tattooed Mom! Join us Sunday, February 18th @ 4-5pm for a FREE improv comedy show. Give our performers sexy suggestions and see them performed live onstage, made up completely on-the-spot! Then, stick around at the bar from 5-6pm for an improv mixer. Meet people, share project ideas, hang out and have fun!

 

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 18TH
4-5PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT 

 

Artist Lineup:

The Worms – Fran and Max are happily in a relationship… Or are they? Should they break up? Help them decide! Come ready with a suggestion of the worst place for this couple to break up.

Pass The Kiss – Mwah! Pass the Kiss is an Indie team that’s been performing around Philly for the past year. From Philly Improv Theater to Jester’s Castle to TMom’s, this team can’t stop and won’t stop making this city laugh. Get ready for a night of highly interactive improv games (and kissing, of course!). Starring Pankhuri Singhal, Diego Romero-Aros, Scott Kenkelen, Alex Daly, and Fielding Miller.

Third Wheel – Look, we’ve all been there. Enjoy how deliciously weird things get when there’s a third wheel thrown into the mix. A Philadelphia comedy trio starring Victoria Tellez, Jesse Freeman, and Jim O’Donnell. Follow them @3rdwheelcomedy

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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On The Floor Presents: Mom’s Mayhem Indie Improv Cage Match // February 2024

MonMon
February 26February 26
7:30 pm10:00 pm

Indie cage match is back baby! On the Floor is hosting the hottest night of indie comedy and things are going to get ROUGH. Please join us as two of Philly’s best improv teams battle it out in a wrestling-style show and compete for the title of Mom’s Mayhem Champion. This month we have two-time champions Schmooty going up against fellow former Philly Improv Theater (PHIT) House Team Remain Dog! Oh yeahhh!!! You might even see someone get body slammed!!* Be there at 7 pm when doors open. Show starts at 7:30pm.

*with laughs

 

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 26TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Performers:

Schmooty! vs. Remain Dog

 

What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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TATTOOED MOMEDY // February 2024

TueTue
February 27February 27
8:00 pm10:00 pm

Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!

 

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 27
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Featuring:
Tiz Irie
Liam Paris
Brooke Eliot
Whitley Watson

Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell

Art by Joe Bell

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!

Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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March 2024

Big Ass Bitties // March 2024

WedWed
March 6March 6
6:00 pm9:00 pm

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 6TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Host:
The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian

 

FEATURING:

Jay Simpson
London Duran
Delia Amendola
Masha Makarova

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // March 2024

WedWed
March 13March 13
8:00 pm10:00 pm

Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.

Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price (FREEEE!). The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!

 

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Line-Up:

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Find out more »

TATTOOED MOMEDY // March 2024

TueTue
March 26March 26
8:00 pm10:00 pm

Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!

 

TUESDAY, MARCH 26TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Featuring:
Nick Naney
Tata Sherise
Sara Hennessey
Mike Hanford

 

Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell

Art by Joe Bell

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!

Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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April 2024

Little Tea with Camille Roberts

SunSun
April 7April 7
1:00 pm2:00 pm

“Little Tea” is the story of a young queer girl living within a network of her own quiet, contrived drama. After exploring the intersection of OCD and BPD traits with gender, sexuality, and religion, this coming of age tale calls out our need to explore, identify, and label our existential angst. Through standup, childhood diary excerpts, and original music, “Little Tea” alerts you to the necessity of living as authentically as you know how in whatever moment you are in.

 

SUNDAY, APRIL 7TH
DOORS @ 12PM + SHOW @ 1PM
SUGGESTED DONATION
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

This show is written and performed by by Camille Roberts.

Camille is joined by her good friend and fellow queer Gabby Jordan Brown, who will open the show. Gabby is a comic, producer and podcaster. She has been featured on Amazon as well as on the festival circuit, with recent appearances at LA Comedy Festival, the LGBTLOL Fest in New Orleans, and the All Janes Festival in Portland. Gabby co-produces the show “If We Did It,” a murder-mystery comedy, as well as the courtroom themed showcase “Wait But Are You Sure?” She also is one half of Two Nosy Meerkats, a podcast with TikToker Lukas Arnold.

The show is free to attend – donation appreciated with your reservation but not required!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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Comedy Special + Live Taping: Ebony Moore “Making My Way Downtown”

MonMon
April 8April 8
7:00 pm9:00 pm

Dive into an evening where the South meets the North, humorously bridged by none other than Philly’s own Standup Barbie, Ebony Moore! Join us for a groundbreaking night of laughter, stories, and unforgettable comedy as we film a live hour of standup comedy.

From sweet tea to cheesesteaks, Ebony Moore navigates the quirks of life away from the Mason-Dixon with charm, wit, and a dash of Southern sass. It’s an uproarious journey of culture clashes, personal misadventures, and hilarious observations, making “Making My Way Downtown” a must-see event.

 

MONDAY, APRIL 8TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Starring: Ebony Moore

Film Production: Beyfilmzmedia

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Find out more »

Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // April 2024

WedWed
April 10April 10
8:00 pm10:00 pm

Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.

Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price (FREEEE!). The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!

 

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 10TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Line-Up:

 

Follow @nextinlinecomedy on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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LESBDSM: A Sapphic Kink Themed Variety Show

SunSun
April 21April 21
8:00 pm10:30 pm

HAUS OF THEM is back giving you the kinky sapphic night of your wettest dreams 💦 💦 Everyone is welcome to join us for LESBDSM, a drag, burlesque, sexy sensual variety show celebrating all sapphic-things kink and BDSM! With a chance to win a sex toy kit provided by Dannys Midnight Confessions!

Hosted by lipstick lovers Lil Blo Peep and The ZanyThing at Tattooed Mom, second floor, Doors at 7 pm Show at 8 pm. Tickets online $10, $20 for reserved seating! No one turned away for lack of funds! Must be able to provide ID proving 21 +

 

SUNDAY, APRIL 21ST
8-10:30PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Featuring:
Fulano De Tal, sexy drag king extraordinaire
Miss Thing, creep in the streets and in the sheets
Ziphina, burlesque goddess and host of The Naughty Jawn

with Open Stage Performers:
Cash Calamity
Perry Mingle
Phoenix Universe
Vanity Killz
Kittened by Rexxi!

Door managed by Lobo

See you there, kinksters!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Find out more »

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