Live, Laugh, and Love: Improv Comedy Show & Mixer

Come Live, Laugh, and Love at Tattooed Mom! Join us Sunday, February 18th @ 4-5pm for a FREE improv comedy show. Give our performers sexy suggestions and see them performed live onstage, made up completely on-the-spot! Then, stick around at the bar from 5-6pm for an improv mixer. Meet people, share project ideas, hang out and have fun!

 

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 18TH
4-5PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT 

 

Artist Lineup:

The Worms – Fran and Max are happily in a relationship… Or are they? Should they break up? Help them decide! Come ready with a suggestion of the worst place for this couple to break up.

Pass The Kiss – Mwah! Pass the Kiss is an Indie team that’s been performing around Philly for the past year. From Philly Improv Theater to Jester’s Castle to TMom’s, this team can’t stop and won’t stop making this city laugh. Get ready for a night of highly interactive improv games (and kissing, of course!). Starring Pankhuri Singhal, Diego Romero-Aros, Scott Kenkelen, Alex Daly, and Fielding Miller.

Third Wheel – Look, we’ve all been there. Enjoy how deliciously weird things get when there’s a third wheel thrown into the mix. A Philadelphia comedy trio starring Victoria Tellez, Jesse Freeman, and Jim O’Donnell. Follow them @3rdwheelcomedy

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Slutty Poems Night // February 2024

Lust is in the air just in time for that lovey dovey holiday with all the chocolates and flowers and shit.
Celebrate a night full of salacious sex and sexuality themed words. This is a free event but donations are being collected for Project Safe.

Feature poets Leila & Latinx start the night off.

Bring your hoe shit for the open mic hosted by Kate Carey. If you’re too shy to share, feel free to shove something into our (anonymous confessions) box.

 

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 13TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT 

 

This is a sex positive space that is not tolerant of any racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, fat shaming, slut shaming, or any general bigoted fuckery. 21+ w/ valid ID.

Doors @ 6 pm, show @ 7 pm (but prolly like a gay 7ish) Accessibility Note: Event is upstairs. Stairs are a bit steep.

 

Follow @sluttypoemsnight on Instagram for updates

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Influx of LUV Art Show

Enter simulation: Influx of LUV
An immersive, interactive, experience by Holographica and friends in the heart of a local market by Curb Couch in one of the coolest spots in town, Tattooed Mom.

 

Friday, February 9th
6-11PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Hosts:

Curb Couch Market

 

Art Vendors:

Aegis Illustration
Mystical Treasures
Jesse Arbor
Liana Inks
Toe Cocktail
Faeiam
Aura Bloom Designs
CHRYSALIS
Onion Candy
Lavish-Li Made

 

Entertainment:
Button Boys Entertainment 

 

DJs:

CRANKEN
eebee
GNPO
Lextronic

 

Visual Projections:

Holographica

 

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Crowd Fundraiser for P.E.G. Philadelphia Erotic Gallery and Sex Museum

Join the Philadelphia Erotic Gallery and Sex Museum for a crowd fundraiser! Come on out, catch a sexy show, buy a raffle ticket, buy a drink, win some prizes and have the time of your life! 🤩 see your ass there! 🍑🔥🖤

 

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 8TH
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

Stiletto Sour Special Cocktail – $6

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Hatched: A Community-Driven Benefit & Variety Show

Hatched is an artist showcase that primarily consists of breakout stars while raising funds for a charitable cause. Featuring a blend of drag performances, live music, comedy acts, and more, Hatched promises an unforgettable night of entertainment from all walks of life.

Henn House Events Presents

HATCHED

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 1ST
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
TICKETS $15 | VIP SEATING $20 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted by Jenny Henny & Yari

CAST:
Lamia
Mister Right
Stori Luminescence
Aura Lee
Tom Foolery
Dizzy Marquee

 

Proceeds of tickets & raffle will be donated to UNRWA | United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugee

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Eugene Rideher Presents KING/DOM: A Kings, Queens, and Things Show // January 2024

Join Eugene Rideher Betta and his unmatched cast at KING/DOM on January 31st for a sensual night of power play and pleasure! Hosted by Oktober Third, this lineup of kings, queens, and things is one you won’t want to miss.

 

Wednesday, January 31st
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10 | NOTAFLOF

 

Cast:

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Mingle & BINGO

🎉 Get ready for a legal affair that’s anything but briefs and boredom! 🎉

🌟 What: “Mingle & BINGO” – hosted by the NLG Law School Chapters of Philadelphia

✨ Why: Because whether you’re a legal eagle or just love a good time, unwinding is universal. Plus, we’re supporting a fantastic cause!

💼 GENERAL Who: Everyone is welcome!

⚖️ LEGAL Who: Philly law students and National Lawyers Guild members – because studying and practicing law is serious, but mingling doesn’t have to be!

 

TUESDAY, JANUARY 23RD
6-9PM
TICKETS $15 | NOTAFLOF

 

💳 After ID Check: Head upstairs to check-in for the event and grab your 3 bingo cards and name tag (totally optional). You can use 1, 2, or all 3 cards on any round.

📅 BINGO Schedule:
6:15 PM: Round 1 – first card with “N” wins
7:15 PM: Round 2 – first card with “L” wins
8:15 PM: Round 3 – first card with “G” wins

💙 Charity Partner: This isn’t just about bingo and mingling with other cool kids – it’s about making a difference! 100% of ticket sales will be donated to the Palestine Children’s Relief Fund.
So, toss your casebooks/complaints/non-fun responsibilities aside for a few hours and let’s make this Mingle & BINGO night LEGALLY awesome! 🎉✨

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-11pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Mitchell & Steele: A Comedy Double Header

Brandon Mitchell is a Philly based comedian hailing from Norristown, Pennsylvania. He is a co-creator of Black History Monthly, a diversity based variety showcase that was staged at Helium Comedy Club, Hell Yes Fest in New Orleans, and Diverse AF in New York. Brandon is a regular at Punchline Philly and Helium Comedy Club. He has opened for Ted Alexandro, Vlad Caamano, Jourdain Fisher, and Ian Lara. Brandon has done the North Carolina Comedy Festival, DC Comedy Festival, Jersey City Comedy Festival, and many other festivals across the country.

Charles Steele is a comedian/curator/filmmaker born, raised, and still residing in Philadelphia, PA. As a comedian he’s performed in places like Punchline Philly, Helium Comedy Club, PhilaMOCA. However, he prefers intimate spaces like dingy backrooms or basements of dive bars. He has curated comedy and variety events at places such as Vox Populi Art Gallery, PhilaMOCA, and Creep Records. Charles has been making vlogs, short form documentaries, and narrative shorts. Including his latest works,The Roast of Charles Steele And LEMME HOLD SOME P***Y

 

MONDAY, JANUARY 22ND
8-9:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Big Ass Bitties // January 2024

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

MONDAY, JANUARY 15TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Host:
The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian

 

FEATURING:
John Miller Gitner
Jon Lalu
Josh Machiz
Sam Bansner
Joanne Cunningham
Bucky Carson

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

New Year’s Day 2024

~ January 1st is Philly’s unofficial favorite holiday ~

We’ll be welcoming in the first day of 2024 with FREE New Year’s Day goodies, plus limited edition postcards & poster art by by Sea of Doom! So sleep in late, stay in your pjs, & join us for a New Year’s Day celebration not to be missed!

 

SUNDAY, JANUARY 1ST, 2023
NYD HOURS: 12pm – 11pm (both floors)

 

HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE:
FOOD | TMoms’ full food & drink menu all day long plus FREE lucky pork & vegan pork!
HOLIDAY COCKTAIL | Tis The Damn Season available now through NYD!
HAPPY HOURS | $4 happy hour drafts from 4-6pm & 10-11pm!
FREE | Free entry, free holiday goodies, and free 2024 postcards! And don’t forget our FREE lucky pork & vegan pork (available while supplies last)!
• & MORE

 

Join us for some FREE FUN to celebrate the FIRST DAY of the NEW YEAR!

 

 

 

Grab some complimentary New Year’s goodies to party with, plus limited edition postcards & poster art by Sea of Doom (so you can send all your New Year’s greetings in style)! And make sure you snag a round of our speciality holiday cocktail, Tis the Damn Season, and give three cheers to whatever you are celebrating!

 

It’s a NYD celebration that will leave you happy, well-fed, and without any overdraft notifications from your bank! And on December 31st, we’re also hosting a free NYE celebration that won’t break the bank!

 

♥︎♥︎ Love & Good Times Always ♥︎♥︎

Check out our New Year’s Eve specials here!

Happy New Year from all of us at Mom’s!