Balena Canto Presents: Content Warning – Bad TV // A Drag & Burlesque Tribute to The CW

The CW may have a reputation for producing less than quality television, BUT this cast of Drag & Burlesque artists are here to pay TRIBUTE to the shows that WE (and YOU) LOVE!

We cannot wait to bring to life some of your CW favorites from past and present like, “Supernatural,” “Charmed,” “Riverdale,” “Gossip Girl,” “Gilmore Girls,” “America’s Next Top Model,” “Girlicious,” and SO MANY MORE!

So come on down to Tmoms on Thursday, 8/17! ‘Tis sure to be packed with the most heightened drama and comedy that only a CW show can provide!

In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game, where you chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

 

THURSDAY, AUGUST 17TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<

 

 

STARRING:
Balena Canto  (Host)
Esmerelda May
Harley Honey
Henlo Bullfrog
Louie a la Mode
Mae Rose
Sydney Gorgeous
The ZanyThing

Enbie Deecie (Door)
Brettzo (DJ)

 

Online sales end at 6 pm on show day; however, you can purchase tickets at the door with cash, Venmo, or Cash App. We advise you buy ahead of time should we sell out at the event. Tickets are non-refundable once purchased.

 

Follow the performers and producers on Instagram using the links above!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppingsThursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Balena Canto Presents: One Clit Wonders! A Drag & Burlesque Tribute

We love to love ’em and sometimes we love to hate ’em! See and hear your favorite On-Hit Wonders from every decade and musical genre brought to life by our cast of Philly’s finest nightlife performers!

We cannot wait to present these classic songs to you with a new and queer twist! So come on (Eileen) and (Harlem) shake it on down to Tmoms on Thursday, 7/6 for a show that will answer the tough questions like, “What is love?” and will have you facing your fears as you stare right into the, “eye of the tiger!”….Okay, i’m done, I promise!

In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game, where you chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

 

THURSDAY, JULY 6TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP: EVENTBRITE

 

STARRING:
Balena Canto (Host)
Daelicious
Dalyla Mizani Cristal
Little Piece
Lulu Blue
Monty Caldo
Pilar Salt
The ZanyThing

 

Online sales end at 6 pm on show day; however, you can purchase tickets at the door with cash, Venmo, or Cash App. We advise you buy ahead of time should we sell out at the event. Tickets are non-refundable once purchased.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppingsThursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Drag Gavin Drag: A Dance Gavin Dance Tribute

“What’s your favorite Dance Gavin Dance song?
(Note: You can’t say Semi-Charmed Life.)

Made by & for the fans, come enjoy a night of DRAG and BURLESQUE in tribute to one of your (and our) favorite bands, Dance Gavin Dance!

Featuring seven local performers & drag artists, each portraying their own interpretation, tribute, or version of different DGD tracks! There will also be a surprise at the end of the show for all the new fans & not-yet fans!

UPSTAIRS // $10 SUGGESTED DONATION // 21+

Doors 8pm // Show 9pm

Featuring:
Beary Tyler Moore
Lorna Doom
deadb0y IX
Hannibal Lickher
Martine
Sir Donyx
Tiffany Uma Mascara

Hosted By: Lorna Doom

Produced By: Beary Tyler Moore, Lorna Doom and deadb0y IX

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All Donations and Tips go toward paying the Cast and Crew. This event is NOTAFLOF and 21+. Please bring proper ID to ensure entry!

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Enjoy this event with our Meatless Monday specials:
1/2 off our full veggie menu noon-10pm
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

Get In, It’s An “Adult Swim” Drag Show!

Long ago before there was Netflix, Amazon Prime, and Hulu, people were stuck watching cable TV and suffered through whatever was playing at the time. Many insomniacs and late-night party people were driven to watch either Nick at Nite reruns or infomercials when the clock struck midnight. Then a beacon of hope emerged from the brilliant minds at Cartoon Network to create young adult programming for those of us still fighting off Mr. Sandman.

With shows like Family Guy, Dethklok, Futurama, Robot Chicken, the Oblongs, Aqua Teen Hunger Force and more, Adult Swim has become an ethos in entertainment!

Come join us as we celebrate these shows & more as our Dragsters bring them to life on the stage. As with any Curiosities of Drag production, there will be games, prizes, a raffle, and more fun than should be legal!

Doors 7pm // Show 8pm
21+ w/ valid ID
$5 donation, but NOTAFLOF
♥️Tips Appreciated♥️

Cast:
Hosts: Claire Voy-Annz and Buster V. Giner

Performances By:
Kotton Queen
Rubixxx
Jon Bonet Trelurtrash
Easton Lux
Lady La’Shay

Kitten: Babe Ruthless

Enjoy this event with our Burger Wednesday specials:
$4 Mom’s Beef Burgers & Mom’s Vegan Burgers,
$2 Narragansett Lager Tall Boys,
a special Burger of the Month,
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

Welcome to the Jungle: An Animal Themed Drag Show!

These performances will bring you to your shun n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees!

Come on out and devour the night with hosts Claire Voy-Annz and Buster V. Giner as they showcase some of the city’s most original and creative Dragsters. The styles you will see are all unique & come from a place of sheer imagination and artistry! This event is an ANIMAL INSPIRED DRAG SHOW that challenges the performers to showcase a look and performance based around their chosen animal!

Doors 7:15 pm // Show 8pm

Suggested $10 donation
21+ w/ valid ID
♥️Tips Appreciated♥️

Performers:
A-Dick-Shun
Nile Raven
Kitty Skittlepump
Gamma Rae
Kotton Queen
Dahlia Dahmer
Henlo Bullfrog

Enjoy this event with our Burger Wednesday specials:
$4 Mom’s Beef Burgers & Mom’s Vegan Burgers,
$2 Narragansett Lager Tall Boys,
a special Burger of the Month,
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!