Is your DVR filled with every Food Network and chef competition show in existence? Is the Swedish Chef your favorite Muppet? Do”The Joy of Cooking” and “The French Chef” hold a prominent place on the shelf of your personal library? Was your favorite vine, “Two shots of vodka?” Do you prefer food porn to well…porn porn? If the answer to any of these questions is, “yes” than boy-howdy do we have a show for you!
TUESDAY, MAY 23RD
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
Balena Canto returns to Tattooed Mom for her next themed drag and burlesque extravaganza: You Better Roast That F’ing Duck! A Drag & Burlesque Tribute to Cooking Shows, Celebrity Chefs, & FOOD! It’s going to be a TASTY experience bursting with FLAVOR!
In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game, where you chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!
STARRING:
Avery Goodname
Balena Canto (Host)
Dizzy Marquee
Gemini Mxr
JonBenét TrélurTrash
Mister Right
Pi
Victoria Reno
Vickie Nicotine
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Everyone pop your ZANAX 💊 , things are about to get ZANY 🤪
Do you wish nightlife in Philly was freakier? Do you wanna see kings, queens, things, and in-betweens get FILTHY and WEIRD? Do you wanna see p!ss and bl00d and toes and hoes?? Then you’ve cum to the RIGHT PLACE.
Robot Drag King Zanax and Mx. Dragged Into 2022 The ZanyThing present ZANIACS! a brand new alternative drag show with featured artists from Philly & NYC AND an open stage!!! This month’s theme: GLITTER AND GORE ✨ ✨ 🩸 🩸 🤮 😍 🤩 🗑️ 💎 💎 🥵 🥵 ✨ ✨
SUNDAY, MAY 21ST
7-9PM
$10-20 SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
FEATURING:
ZANAX and THE ZANY THING as your hosts
XANA WHORIA
MATTE BLACK
and our NYC Guest & Kitten YAGA TIGERLILY
With SIX open-stage performers including
SUE REEL
FYRE WOOD
ANGEL BAPHOMET
BLO PEEP
& MORE!
CW for stage blood, mess, gore, and more. Please DM @thezanything if you’d like more specific warnings!
LET’S GET GLAMOROUS GLITTERY AND GORY
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Do you like silly stupid drag and burlesque? Well saddle up diva ‘cuz this is very that!
Half-Baked is a cabaret show full of whacky performances, stunty fashion, and goofy ghouls. Leave your braincells at home, baby, you won’t need ’em tonight! Come let loose!
TUESDAY, MAY 16TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT (COMING SOON)
FEATURING:
Pi
Jay Kay (Brooklyn, NY)
Khaki Capri
Tiffany Uma Mascara
*** Don’t be a dick! Racism, Transphobia, Sexism, Ableism, or other hate speech will get you removed ***
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Trans and Gender Non-Conforming denizens of Philadelphia rejoice! Witness the beauty of one of the first all trans and nonbinary drag extravaganzas in Philly, now at the iconic and legendary Tattooed Moms! Joined by a fabulous cast of out and proud local legends and rising stars! Let’s celebrate trans and nonbinary artists and their visibility in protest of a climate of transphobia and to the destruction of hatred and ignorance.
Enjoy a drag show with draft beers and vegan and non vegan delights! Immerse yourself in an accepting and open atmosphere with other artists, allies, lgbtq+ people and locals and travelers, alike. Show your love for a community of various talents and backgrounds. Turn out and be you, and if that doesn’t do, then be someone new! It’s all up to you!
Doors at 8pm Shows start at 9pm.
Seating is reserved for VIP ticket holders, otherwise seating is on a first come first served basis.
THURSDAY, MAY 11TH
DOORS @ 8PM + SHOW @ 9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
VIP SEATING $15 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE): EVENTBRITE
Hosted by Lamia The Cursed Queen
Featuring Drag, Burlesque, Singing and Comedy from:
Yari
Sir Donyx
Beary Tyler Moore
Icon Ebony Fierce
Allyria Everlasting
Tiffany Uma Mascara
& More!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Please note that this event has been cancelled due to maintenance by the Philadelphia Water Department on our block, which has shut off our water supply. Apologies for any inconvenience. See you soon!
Sip City Mixer is an intentionally diverse, inclusive, welcoming and safe space for femmes, women, trans, non-binary, and gender non-conforming queer Philadelphians.
Bomb Bomb as in QUEER BOMB! When we all meetup at T’Mom’s, we pack the entire upstairs. They love us and we love them! 
If you’ve been to one, you know. If not, come hang with 150+ new friends!
A note from Sip City Mixer: We strongly prefer guests be fully vaxxed/boosted. If you are not, please wear a mask to protect others. Sit this one out if you’re feeling unwell.
THURSDAY, APRIL 13TH
6-9PM
EXTENDED HAPPY HOUR 4-9PM • ALL DRAFTS $4
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT (COMING SOON)
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Balena Canto is back at TMoms with an all star cast to pay tribute to all things Nintendo!
See your fav Nintendo characters like Princess Peach, Mario, Luigi, Bayonetta, Eevee, Urbosa, Boo, Bowsette, Zelda, K.K Slider AND MORE brought to life by our cast of Philly’s finest nightlife performers!
In addition to the show, we’ll play themed games for your chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!
TUESDAY, MARCH 21ST
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
STARRING:
Balena Canto (Host)
Deadb0y
Jenny Henny
Renaissance Noir
Sir Donyx
Tiffany Uma Mascara
Vanity Killz
GUEST PERFORMER:
Ms. Terr
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
The babes who busted the binary are back once again to belay the treacheries of ignorance and judgement! After 3 years of steady growth and determination, the cast of Gender Queery returns to the stages of Philly at their new legendary South Street spot, Tattooed Mom! Witness the beauty of trans and nonbinary talent as presented through our own lens. Hosted by Lamia The Cursed Queen and featuring the talents of transgender and gender nonconforming drag and performance artists in the city of Philadelphia.
Enjoy a drag show with draft beers and vegan and non vegan delights! Immerse yourself in an accepting and open atmosphere with other artists, allies, LGBTQ+ people and other locals and travelers, alike. Show your love for a community of various talents and backgrounds. Turn out and be you, and if that doesn’t do, then be someone new! It’s all up to you!
Seating is reserved for VIP ticket holders only, otherwise seating is on a first come first served basis and is not guaranteed with the purchase of a ticket.
THURSDAY, MARCH 9TH
DOORS @ 8PM + SHOW @ 9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
VIP SEATING $15 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE): EVENTBRITE LINK COMING SOON
CAST:
LAMIA
YARI
BEARY TYLER MOORE
ICON EBONY FIERCE
SAMANTHA SAYTEN
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Everyone pop your ZANAX 💊 , things are about to get ZANY 🤪
Do you wish drag in Philly was freakier? Do you wanna see kings, queens, things, and in-betweens get FILTHY? Do you wanna see p!ss and bl00d and toes and hoes?? Then you’ve cum to the RIGHT PLACE.
Robot Drag King Zanax and Mx. Dragged Into 2022 The ZanyThing present ZANIACS! a brand new alternative drag show with featured artists from Philly & NYC AND an open stage!!! This month’s theme: FILTHY AND FLIRTY FREAKS!!
SUNDAY, MARCH 5th
7-9PM
$10-20 SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
Featuring:
ZANAX and THE ZANY THING as your hosts
VUDU THEE DAHL
LIL BLO PEEP
and our NYC GUESTS:
YAGA TIGERLILY
and GRAY ARIA
and FOUR open-stage performers TBA!!!
CW for stage puke, toes-sucking, and some nasty snacks. Please DM @thezanything if you’d like more specific warnings!
LET’S GET FLIRTY AND FREAKY
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Sip City Mixer is an intentionally diverse, inclusive, welcoming and safe space for femmes, women, trans, non-binary, and gender non-conforming queer Philadelphians.
💣 Bomb Bomb as in QUEER BOMB! When we all meetup at T’Mom’s, we pack the entire upstairs. They love us and we love them! 🫶🏽🫶🏻🫶🏾 If you’ve been to one, you know. If not, come hang with 150+ new friends!
A note from Sip City Mixer: We strongly prefer guests be fully vaxxed/boosted. If you are not, please wear a mask to protect others. Sit this one out if you’re feeling unwell.
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 2ND
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
