Happi Hour Drag Show

It’s Taco Tuesday with drag performances from Philly’s little slice of Silly, Pi! Enjoy a FREE drag show with happy hour specials of $1.50 tacos and $3 tecates. Bone app the teeth!
TUESDAY, JUNE 18TH
DOORS @ 5PM + SHOW @ 6PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | NOTAFLOF
STARRING:
 
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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

A Sapphictine’s Sleepover Variety Show

Omg, we’re not gay! We just like to kiss at our sleepovers 🙊 👩🏼‍❤️‍👩🏻 😘

Haus Of Them members Lil Blo Peep and The ZanyThing invite you to their all-sapphic sleepover! Featuring burlesque, music, and drag celebrating lesbians in preparation for Valentine’s Day 💕 💕 💕 ✨✨✨👩🏿‍❤️‍👩🏽 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻 🧑🏼‍❤️‍🧑🏾✨✨💞💞❤️🧡💝 ❤️ EVERYONE IS WELCOME!

This show comes with a Passional Raffle!

Sunday, February 11th, doors at 6 pm Show at 7 pm

On the second floor of Tattooed Mom in the pool room!! Seating is limited.

 

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 11TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20 | VIP SEATING $20 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted by Lil Blo Peep & The ZanyThing!

Starring:

Nirvana Noire (Crush Burlesque member & Snatcherella 3000 producer)

Avery Goodname (from Camp Wannakiki season 5 & Snatcherella 3000 All Stars)

Mister Right & Stori Luminescence (our lesbian drag powerhouse couple)

with guests:

Vanity KillzRexxi, and Goofy Littleguy!

 

Get your pajamas and your “heterosexual” girlfriends and CUM 💦💦 JOIN US! 🤩🤩😽😽😻😻

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Pi’s Happy Hour Drag Show

Come enjoy Taco Tuesday happy hour with Philly’s little slice of Silly, Pi! Enjoy a drag show while you enjoy $1.50 tacos and $3 tecates. Bone app the teeth!

 

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 5
DOORS @ 5PM + SHOW @ 6PM

 

STARRING:
Pi

 

*** Don’t be a dick! Racism, Transphobia, Sexism, Ableism, or other hate speech will get you removed ***

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Celebrate Taco Tuesday with $1.50 beef or bean tacos & $3 Tecates

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

 

Angel Baphomét Presents: Headfirst for MCR, A Drag Tribute

Are you ready to join the black parade? Then come out to Headfirst For MCR: The Drag Tribute! The space where it’s okay to like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet; and you won’t be judged if you can’t swim, you can’t dance, or if you don’t know karate. Face it, you’re gonna make it here.

Join us for some kick ass performances, bringing you all the fire My Chemical Romance has to offer!

 

SUNDAY, JULY 9TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP $15 TICKET GUARANTEES SEATING (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Starring:
Angélique
Sydney Gorgeous
Mew Ikki
Mister Right Lickher
Zanax
Ziphina
Gemini Mxr
Ms Terr

Hosted by Angel Baphomét

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

You Better Roast That F’ing Duck! A Drag & Burlesque Tribute to Cooking Shows, Celebrity Chefs, & FOOD!

Is your DVR filled with every Food Network and chef competition show in existence? Is the Swedish Chef your favorite Muppet? Do”The Joy of Cooking” and “The French Chef” hold a prominent place on the shelf of your personal library? Was your favorite vine, “Two shots of vodka?” Do you prefer food porn to well…porn porn? If the answer to any of these questions is, “yes” than boy-howdy do we have a show for you!

 

TUESDAY, MAY 23RD
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Balena Canto returns to Tattooed Mom for her next themed drag and burlesque extravaganza: You Better Roast That F’ing Duck! A Drag & Burlesque Tribute to Cooking Shows, Celebrity Chefs, & FOOD! It’s going to be a TASTY experience bursting with FLAVOR!
In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game, where you chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

 

STARRING:
Avery Goodname
Balena Canto (Host)
Dizzy Marquee
Gemini Mxr
JonBenét TrélurTrash
Mister Right
Pi
Victoria Reno
Vickie Nicotine

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Zanything + Zanax Present: ZANIACS // May 2023

Everyone pop your ZANAX 💊 , things are about to get ZANY 🤪

Do you wish nightlife in Philly was freakier? Do you wanna see kings, queens, things, and in-betweens get FILTHY and WEIRD? Do you wanna see p!ss and bl00d and toes and hoes?? Then you’ve cum to the RIGHT PLACE.

Robot Drag King Zanax and Mx. Dragged Into 2022 The ZanyThing present ZANIACS! a brand new alternative drag show with featured artists from Philly & NYC AND an open stage!!! This month’s theme: GLITTER AND GORE ✨ ✨ 🩸 🩸 🤮 😍 🤩 🗑️ 💎 💎 🥵 🥵 ✨ ✨

 

SUNDAY, MAY 21ST
7-9PM
$10-20 SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

FEATURING:
ZANAX and THE ZANY THING as your hosts
XANA WHORIA
MATTE BLACK
and our NYC Guest & Kitten YAGA TIGERLILY

With SIX open-stage performers including

SUE REEL

FYRE WOOD

ANGEL BAPHOMET

BLO PEEP

& MORE!

 

CW for stage blood, mess, gore, and more. Please DM @thezanything if you’d like more specific warnings!
LET’S GET GLAMOROUS GLITTERY AND GORY

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Half-Baked // A Drag and Burlesque Show

Do you like silly stupid drag and burlesque? Well saddle up diva ‘cuz this is very that!

Half-Baked is a cabaret show full of whacky performances, stunty fashion, and goofy ghouls. Leave your braincells at home, baby, you won’t need ’em tonight! Come let loose!

 

TUESDAY, MAY 16TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT (COMING SOON)

 

FEATURING:
Pi
Jay Kay (Brooklyn, NY)
Khaki Capri
Tiffany Uma Mascara

*** Don’t be a dick! Racism, Transphobia, Sexism, Ableism, or other hate speech will get you removed ***

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

NintendHO! A Drag and Burlesque Tribute

Balena Canto is back at TMoms with an all star cast to pay tribute to all things Nintendo!

See your fav Nintendo characters like Princess Peach, Mario, Luigi, Bayonetta, Eevee, Urbosa, Boo, Bowsette, Zelda, K.K Slider AND MORE brought to life by our cast of Philly’s finest nightlife performers!

In addition to the show, we’ll play themed games for your chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

 

TUESDAY, MARCH 21ST
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

STARRING:
Balena Canto (Host)
Deadb0y
Jenny Henny
Renaissance Noir
Sir Donyx
Tiffany Uma Mascara
Vanity Killz

GUEST PERFORMER:
Ms. Terr

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

The Drag Show Before Christmas: A Tim Burton Tribute

Balena Canto presents her next tribute show at Tattooed Mom celebrating all things Tim Burton!

See your fav Tim Burton films like The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Corpse Bride, Batman, Wednesday, and more brought to life by our cast of Philly’s finest nightlife performers!
In addition to the show, we’ll play themed games/trivia for your chance to win a TMoms prize pack (includes a $30 TMoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

It may be the season of joy and gift giving, but that doesn’t mean we stop serving you thrills AND chills!

 

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 21ST
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Featuring:
Balena Canto (Host)
Esmerelda May
Henlo Bullfrog
Paula Deen-White
Renaissance Noir
Zsa Zsa Dalí

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Balena Canto Presents: SituGAYtion Comedy! A Drag Tribute

Balena Canto is back at Tmoms with SITUGAYTION COMEDY: A Drag Tribute! That’s right! See your favorite TV sitcoms like The Golden Girls, The Nanny, Living Single, Will & Grace, and Schitt’s Creek (just to name a few) come to life before your very eyes, performed by some of Philly’s most exiting and talented drag artists! In addition to the performances, we will play games where you have the chance to win a TMoms prize pack including a $30 gift card, t-shirt, and more!

 

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 22ND
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

FEATURING:
Balena Canto (Host)
Amerie Jameson-Manchez
Deja Vu
Icon Ebony Fierce
Jean Louise
Nickihanna
Poochie
Summer St. Cartier

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.