You Can’t Kill A Poet // November 2023

We’re back at it again at Tattooed Mom! Wednesday, Novemebr 15th. Doors at 7:30pm, reading at 8pm. Come hang out in our joyous and boisterous room full of queerness and listen to some amazing poets share their work.

 

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 15TH
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Featured Readers:
Malachi Lily
Alyse James
Mo the Poet
Candice Iloh
Medina Keita
Trina Sanyal

 

Follow You Can’t Kill A Poet on Instagram.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-11pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Shame Spiral: a storytelling show about the things we carry

10 comedians tell stories of things that have brought them shame.

 

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 13TH
7-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Comedians:
Mamaye
Joe G
Sean O’Shaughnessy
Geoff Jackson
Thomas Patrick
Dr. Holly
Conor Lutz
Charles Steele

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

PUFF Presents: Free Book/Zine Swap

PUFF Presents a FREE BOOK/ZINE Swap upstairs at Tattooed Mom (530 South St) on Sunday, Nov. 12 from 1-5pm. An afternoon of local authors, artists and vendors selling and trading books, zines, periodicals and comic books. Plus a FREE take a book, share a book library inspired by the Little Free Library (please bring something to participate).

 

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 12TH
1-5PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

 

Vendors include:
Krystle Griffin
James Curcio
Kathryn Hemmann
Footage Fiends
Martha Cooney
Sawyer Lovett/Ephemeral Riot
Frogdad Comics
South Street Art Mart
Miguélangelo Hexylvania
Willy VHS
Taped off TV
HOOT Review
& the Philadelphia Unnamed Film Festival

 

Hosted by the Unnamed Film Festival @PhillyUnnamed a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization.
“Little Free Library® is a registered trademark of Little Free Library, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization. Content used with permission.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Clem H. Fandango 2024 Calendar Release Party

Join us for the Official Release Party of The Clem Fandango 2024 Calendar! Created and hosted by Stevie Laney, 20% of calendar sales will be donated to @phillypaws! 😸

 

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 5TH
6-9PM

 

Vendors:
@steviellaney
@____tyst
@elizabethkrosss
@jpkimtheperson
@kenneykutouts
@nightowldesigns
@snugbabyhues
@tapedofftv
@thelalatheory

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Sip City Lo/Fi: Crafty Queers

Whether you are a crafty or creative queer or not – come hang out with @sipcitylofi while we while away the fall afternoon at @tmoms! Bring whatever portable craft you love. Knitting, crocheting, sketching, beading, anything! And if you’re not particularly creative, come by and just chill with us! Its a nice chance to hang out with other queer people who aren’t necessarily into the party scene!

PLUS—Don’t have your own crafting supplies? No problem! TMoms will have fun and creative materials available for Craft Sunday!

 

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 5TH
1-4PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
EXTENDED HAPPY HOUR 4-10PM // ALL DRAFTS $4

 

Follow Sip City Mixer and Sip City Lo/Fi on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Witches’ Brew

The witches are coming — and they’re bringing the laughs! Witches’ Brew is a femme-forward comedy show featuring some of the best talent in Philadelphia. Improvisers Hot Dog with Mustard will join Gam Gam (with special guest Siobhan O’Hara) and comedian Betty Smithsonian for a night celebrating Philly femme performers. Jam to follow the show if you want to get your reps in or get to know other femme comedians! Doors at 7, show at 7:30.

 

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 29TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Comedians:

Hot Dog with Mustard
Gam Gam
Siobhan O’Hara
Betty Smithsonian

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Bizzaro Market: Presented by Juicy Goth

Need Halloween plans this year?? Come shop The Bizzaro Market Oct 29th @tmoms 😃 oddities, unique art & more !!

 

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 29
2-6PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Vendors:

@alyssadahliacreations
@beardednoise
@dissolvingintosky
@eddybanchou
@facem0nster
@mmefaithhaiku
@thepragmaticwitchtarot1111
@medusa.Raptor.studios
@poisonedclaws
@prettyalienboutique
@sickwaxworld
@juicygoth
@snugbabyhues
@softbellycookies
@sssktchhh
@the4th_hoodkage

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🖤🤍🖤🤍
HALLOWEEN 365, BE CAREFUL NOT TO SAY IT THRICE

THE DELIA DEETZ COCKTAIL SPECIAL

AVAILABLE 10/27 – 10/31 | ONLY AT TMOMS
🖤🤍🖤🤍

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

weekender: an outdoor pop-up at tmoms • @sharksandspades + @grimgrimgrim215

: what :

weekender is a series of small outdoor pop-ups celebrating local makers, artists, and mutual aid groups on select fridays evenings as well as saturday and sunday afternoons

: when :

. sat 10/28 . 1-5pm . outside tmoms .
@sharksandspades + @grimgrimgrim215

: see u on the street :

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🖤🤍🖤🤍
HALLOWEEN 365, BE CAREFUL NOT TO SAY IT THRICE

THE DELIA DEETZ COCKTAIL SPECIAL

AVAILABLE 10/27 – 10/31 | ONLY AT TMOMS
🖤🤍🖤🤍

 

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What’s Up Inside TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

weekender: an outdoor pop-up at tmoms • @zo.geist +@bluebenet

: what :

weekender is a series of small outdoor pop-ups celebrating local makers, artists, and mutual aid groups on select fridays evenings as well as saturday and sunday afternoons

: when :

. fri 10/27 . 5-9pm . outside tmoms .
@zo.geist + @bluebenet

: see u on the street :

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🖤🤍🖤🤍
HALLOWEEN 365, BE CAREFUL NOT TO SAY IT THRICE

THE DELIA DEETZ COCKTAIL SPECIAL

AVAILABLE 10/27 – 10/31 | ONLY AT TMOMS
🖤🤍🖤🤍

 

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What’s Up Inside TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Halloween at TMoms

HALLOWEEN 365, BE CAREFUL NOT TO SAY IT THRICE…
NO COVER  |  FREE FUN  |  21+ w/ VALID ID

🖤 🤍 🖤 🤍

THE DELIA DEETZ COCKTAIL SPECIAL

Stoli Razberi + Lo-Fi Sweet Vermouth
Aperol + Strawberry Jam + Sparkling Water
Served with a Red Licorice Straw

Available 10/27 – 10/31
Only at Tattooed Mom!!

🖤 🤍 🖤 🤍

DAY-O, DAYYYYY-O, Daylight come and we want go home…

“I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express myself.
If you don’t let me gut out this house and make it my own,
I will go insane, AND I WILL TAKE YOU WITH ME!”

—Delia Deetz, Beetlejuice (1988)

🖤 🤍 🖤 🤍

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And on Halloween night, don’t miss Masters Of Horror: a drag and burlesque extravaganza celebrating scary movie classics!

 

What’s Up at TMoms:

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.