UpDog Productions Presents: Mom’s Mayhem Indie Improv Cage Match // March 2025

Can you smellllll what Mom’s Mayhem is cooking? Indie Cage Match is back baby! And it’s only at Tattooed Mom! Come on out and see two of Philadelphia’s phinest indie improv teams fight it out in the Mom’s Mayhem cage. Two teams enter, one will win the belt! This month we have former PHIT house team Remain Dog going up against indie trio Third Wheel. These two heavyweights are sure to bring the PAIN. You don’t want to miss it!

But wait, there’s more!

This month we’ll be celebrating our TWO YEAR Momsiversary. Our little cage match show is growing up so fast. Come for some extra-special surprises!

Show starts at 7:30, doors are at 7. See YOU there.

SUNDAY, MARCH 16TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

@momsmayhem
@upd0gproductions

Performers:

@3rdwheelcomedy
@remaindog

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK. Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // March 2025

Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.

Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price (FREEEE!). The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 12TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

Follow @nextinlinecomedy on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Big Ass Bitties // March 2025

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

MONDAY, MARCH 10TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

Host:
The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian

FEATURING:

Laura Manes
Chris Aileo
McDazzler
Spark Tabor
Eric Barry
John Caldwell

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

LMK Club Open Craft Hour

Join us for an open craft hour on Sunday, March 9th, presented by Let Me Know Club! Donations welcome!

SUNDAY, MARCH 9TH
1-3PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

Follow Let Me Know Club on Instagram @letmeknowclub

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Collide Zine Issue 9 Release Party & Open Mic

Collide Zine (@collidezinephilly) takes over upstairs at TMOMS on Sunday, March 2nd, from 6-9PM for an unforgettable night of open mic performances and art vendors to celebrate the release of their newest Issue, No. 9!

🌱What’s Happening:

Zine Release: Grab your copy of Collide before it hits shelves anywhere else. Hot off the press!
Open Mic: Share your poetry, prose, or music—sign-ups open at 6, performances start 6:30. Prizes will be given out to our top performers!
Local Vendors: Between open mic sets, shop local art vendors in the front room and mingle with friends! Grab a drink at the bar and enjoy delicious vegan food and snacks!

VENDORS WANTED: To vend your art at this event, shoot Collide a message at [email protected]

Free entry 21+. Show your love for Collide and experience what their community is truly all about!

SUNDAY, MARCH 2ND
DOORS @ 6PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

Follow Collide Zine on Instagram @collidezinephilly

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

TATTOOED MOMEDY // February 2025

Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 25TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

Featuring:

Michelle Biloon
Alex Kim
Tina Sieben

Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!

Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Viv’s Collage Jawn Night!

Come join us Friday, Feb 21st from 6-9PM for an evening of collage and crafting with local poet and artist Viv Verducci.

Enjoy the full Tmoms menu of drinks, snacks, and sammies while we jam out to music and create, paste, glue, cut, and draw our way to…something! Come away from the night with your very own poem/collage creation. Bring friends, partners, coworkers, or meet someone new from 5-9 in the upstairs front room of the bar.

BYO supplies to work with, or dive into Viv’s gigantic pile of STUFF for just $10 when you head upstairs–let the bottomless fun begin!

Free entry 21+

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 21ST
5-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

For more events like this, follow @collidezinephilly on Instagram

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Bingo Night

Tattooed Mom Bingo Night will bring to you awesome prizes in a five-game set! Bingo cards and dabbers will be available for purchase. Stay for one game, or all!

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 18TH
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

Hosted by Mandi Dorrell

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Straight from Venus

UFO coming straight from Venus incoming on Feb 14th!! Come join our celestial celebration of cosmic love. Art vendors! Tarot! Fellow Aliens! AND Lots of love. Attendees are encouraged to dress in intergalactic costume/drag.

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 14TH
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

Vendors: