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You Better Roast That F’ing Duck! A Drag & Burlesque Tribute to Cooking Shows, Celebrity Chefs, & FOOD!

Is your DVR filled with every Food Network and chef competition show in existence? Is the Swedish Chef your favorite Muppet? Do”The Joy of Cooking” and “The French Chef” hold a prominent place on the shelf of your personal library? Was your favorite vine, “Two shots of vodka?” Do you prefer food porn to well…porn porn? If the answer to any of these questions is, “yes” than boy-howdy do we have a show for you!

 

TUESDAY, MAY 23RD
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Balena Canto returns to Tattooed Mom for her next themed drag and burlesque extravaganza: You Better Roast That F’ing Duck! A Drag & Burlesque Tribute to Cooking Shows, Celebrity Chefs, & FOOD! It’s going to be a TASTY experience bursting with FLAVOR!
In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game, where you chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

 

STARRING:
Avery Goodname
Balena Canto (Host)
Dizzy Marquee
Gemini Mxr
JonBenét TrélurTrash
Mister Right
Pi
Victoria Reno
Vickie Nicotine

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Zanything + Zanax Present: ZANIACS // May 2023

Everyone pop your ZANAX 💊 , things are about to get ZANY 🤪

Do you wish nightlife in Philly was freakier? Do you wanna see kings, queens, things, and in-betweens get FILTHY and WEIRD? Do you wanna see p!ss and bl00d and toes and hoes?? Then you’ve cum to the RIGHT PLACE.

Robot Drag King Zanax and Mx. Dragged Into 2022 The ZanyThing present ZANIACS! a brand new alternative drag show with featured artists from Philly & NYC AND an open stage!!! This month’s theme: GLITTER AND GORE ✨ ✨ 🩸 🩸 🤮 😍 🤩 🗑️ 💎 💎 🥵 🥵 ✨ ✨

 

SUNDAY, MAY 21ST
7-9PM
$10-20 SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

FEATURING:
ZANAX and THE ZANY THING as your hosts
XANA WHORIA
MATTE BLACK
and our NYC Guest & Kitten YAGA TIGERLILY

With SIX open-stage performers including

SUE REEL

FYRE WOOD

ANGEL BAPHOMET

BLO PEEP

& MORE!

 

CW for stage blood, mess, gore, and more. Please DM @thezanything if you’d like more specific warnings!
LET’S GET GLAMOROUS GLITTERY AND GORY

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Half-Baked // A Drag and Burlesque Show

Do you like silly stupid drag and burlesque? Well saddle up diva ‘cuz this is very that!

Half-Baked is a cabaret show full of whacky performances, stunty fashion, and goofy ghouls. Leave your braincells at home, baby, you won’t need ’em tonight! Come let loose!

 

TUESDAY, MAY 16TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT (COMING SOON)

 

FEATURING:
Pi
Jay Kay (Brooklyn, NY)
Khaki Capri
Tiffany Uma Mascara

*** Don’t be a dick! Racism, Transphobia, Sexism, Ableism, or other hate speech will get you removed ***

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Gender Queery: A Trans and Non-Binary Drag Show // May 2023

Trans and Gender Non-Conforming denizens of Philadelphia rejoice! Witness the beauty of one of the first all trans and nonbinary drag extravaganzas in Philly, now at the iconic and legendary Tattooed Moms! Joined by a fabulous cast of out and proud local legends and rising stars! Let’s celebrate trans and nonbinary artists and their visibility in protest of a climate of transphobia and to the destruction of hatred and ignorance.

 

Enjoy a drag show with draft beers and vegan and non vegan delights! Immerse yourself in an accepting and open atmosphere with other artists, allies, lgbtq+ people and locals and travelers, alike. Show your love for a community of various talents and backgrounds. Turn out and be you, and if that doesn’t do, then be someone new! It’s all up to you!

Doors at 8pm Shows start at 9pm.

Seating is reserved for VIP ticket holders, otherwise seating is on a first come first served basis.

 

THURSDAY, MAY 11TH
DOORS @ 8PM + SHOW @ 9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
VIP SEATING $15 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE): EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted by Lamia The Cursed Queen
Featuring Drag, Burlesque, Singing and Comedy from:
Yari
Sir Donyx
Beary Tyler Moore
Icon Ebony Fierce
Allyria Everlasting
Tiffany Uma Mascara
& More!

 

 

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // 420

The Poisonous Primadonnas of Primavera sprout from the gardens of South Street and spew their spores in Philly’s Most Brutal Drag Show!

Witness the Horror of Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show: SLAYHER! Tattooed Mom opens its gates to serve you the most gorgeous and glorious divas to be seen by the sun. These royal flowers will oust any weeds that might be cluttering your greenhouse, all while displaying fantastical looks, stunts and seductive petal dances. Philly’s sexiest bring you smoldering drag and burlesque for your entire pleasure on this auspicious holiday celebration. Indulge your senses and enjoy the glamourous vegan and non-vegan snacks and entrees available at the bar, alongside delectable and unique cocktails and draft beer selections.

 

THURSDAY, APRIL 20TH
DOORS @ 8PM + SHOW @ 9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP SEATING $15 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE): EVENTBRITE

 

STARRING:
Lamia
Yari
Sir Donyx
Victoria Reno
Mx. Ziphina
and more TBA!

 

This month SLAYHER pays tribute to heavy caveman riffs, sludge soaked bass lines and suffocating buzzing pedals. Prepare your vocal chords for the gauntlet of Philly’s Only Heavy Metal Screaming contest and perchance find yourself the proud owner of a prize package courtesy of Tattooed Mom. We’re looking for the most doomy, sludgey, stoner-metal squeal. Fans of all genres of metal are welcome to celebrate the glory of death and distortion!

Seats are First Come First Served unless reserved with a VIP presale ticket. For more info on VIP packages and reserved seating please see the VIP add-on at checkout!

***Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism or Hate speech (TRASH) will not be tolerated at this event by any means, any violations will result in restricted access to Slayher, Tattooed Mom and Lamia, The Cursed Queen events.***

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Thy KINGdom Come: An All Drag King and Trans Masculine Show

Come into the KINGdom and surround yourself with drag kings and trans masculine performers for one night, hosted by Snatcherella 3000 Season 3 former contestant, Billie King!

 

THURSDAY, MARCH 30TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
$10 SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE

 

Cast:
Mister Right
Rexxi
Gemini Mxr
Eugene Rideher Betta

Stage Kitten: Oz
Door Guardian: Ken U Knott

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

NintendHO! A Drag and Burlesque Tribute

Balena Canto is back at TMoms with an all star cast to pay tribute to all things Nintendo!

See your fav Nintendo characters like Princess Peach, Mario, Luigi, Bayonetta, Eevee, Urbosa, Boo, Bowsette, Zelda, K.K Slider AND MORE brought to life by our cast of Philly’s finest nightlife performers!

In addition to the show, we’ll play themed games for your chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

 

TUESDAY, MARCH 21ST
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

STARRING:
Balena Canto (Host)
Deadb0y
Jenny Henny
Renaissance Noir
Sir Donyx
Tiffany Uma Mascara
Vanity Killz

GUEST PERFORMER:
Ms. Terr

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Gender Queery: A Trans & Non-Binary Drag Show

The babes who busted the binary are back once again to belay the treacheries of ignorance and judgement! After 3 years of steady growth and determination, the cast of Gender Queery returns to the stages of Philly at their new legendary South Street spot, Tattooed Mom! Witness the beauty of trans and nonbinary talent as presented through our own lens. Hosted by Lamia The Cursed Queen and featuring the talents of transgender and gender nonconforming drag and performance artists in the city of Philadelphia.

Enjoy a drag show with draft beers and vegan and non vegan delights! Immerse yourself in an accepting and open atmosphere with other artists, allies, LGBTQ+ people and other locals and travelers, alike. Show your love for a community of various talents and backgrounds. Turn out and be you, and if that doesn’t do, then be someone new! It’s all up to you!

Seating is reserved for VIP ticket holders only, otherwise seating is on a first come first served basis and is not guaranteed with the purchase of a ticket.

 

THURSDAY, MARCH 9TH
DOORS @ 8PM + SHOW @ 9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
VIP SEATING $15 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE): EVENTBRITE LINK COMING SOON

 

CAST:
LAMIA
YARI
BEARY TYLER MOORE
ICON EBONY FIERCE
SAMANTHA SAYTEN

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Zanything + Zanax Present: ZANIACS

Everyone pop your ZANAX 💊 , things are about to get ZANY 🤪

Do you wish drag in Philly was freakier? Do you wanna see kings, queens, things, and in-betweens get FILTHY? Do you wanna see p!ss and bl00d and toes and hoes?? Then you’ve cum to the RIGHT PLACE.

Robot Drag King Zanax and Mx. Dragged Into 2022 The ZanyThing present ZANIACS! a brand new alternative drag show with featured artists from Philly & NYC AND an open stage!!! This month’s theme: FILTHY AND FLIRTY FREAKS!!

SUNDAY, MARCH 5th
7-9PM
$10-20 SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Featuring:
ZANAX and THE ZANY THING as your hosts
VUDU THEE DAHL
LIL BLO PEEP
and our NYC GUESTS:
YAGA TIGERLILY
and GRAY ARIA
and FOUR open-stage performers TBA!!!

 

CW for stage puke, toes-sucking, and some nasty snacks. Please DM @thezanything if you’d like more specific warnings!

LET’S GET FLIRTY AND FREAKY

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // February 2023

Melt away your winter blues with SLAYHER: Philly’s ONLY ALL Heavy Metal Drag Show! Fill your cold heart with the hottest divas from the demonic realms beneath Philadelphia! These denizens of drag will devour your spirit while you devour a fabulous menu of vegan and nonvegan delicacies.

 

 

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 9TH
DOORS @ 8PM + SHOW @ 9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
VIP SEATING $15 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE): EVENTBRITE

 

Witness the Horror of

 

Have some woes you need to wail away? Do you love sickening prizes courtesy of Tattooed Mom? Prove your guttural prowess in Slayher’s Screaming Showdown! The most metal scream wins the title of Tmoms Most Barbaric Badass for the month of February! Children of Aquarius are summoned to celebrate their birthright with Slayher’s seamonsters of South St!

2f, Only at Tattooed Mom, 530 South St, Philadelphia, PA. Suggested Donation of $10-15 Seating starts at 8pm, Shows at 9pm. 21+ with valid ID required. ***Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism or Hate speech (TRASH) will not be tolerated at this event by any means, any violations will result in restricted access to Slayher, Tattooed Mom and Lamia, The Cursed Queen events.***

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

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