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April 2024
TATTOOED MOMEDY // April 2024
Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!
TUESDAY, APRIL 30th
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Featuring:
Lamar Todd
Sarah Bell
Moss Perricone
Andrew Durso
Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell
Art by Joe Bell
Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!
Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »May 2024
Bell Crash Collective Presents: Star Wars Jawn Art Show
FRIDAY, MAY 3RD
7-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
ARTISTS INCLUDE:
Bevan Dayn
Bobby Trefz
Bob Dix
Drew Miele
Ghost Etching
Heidi Halpern
Jersey Ghoul
Jon-Christian
Natas
Rocco Marrone
Sara Swede
Violette Impermanence
Wavy
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Dungeons & Crafts // May 5th, 2024
Come paint a miniature and hang out at Tattooed Mom for the afternoon! It’s a great time to learn how to paint or if you’re experienced painter, we have an artist hanging out to answer any questions you may have. Support local biz and artists!
SUNDAY, MAY 5TH
DOORS @ 12PM + START @ 12:30PM
TICKETS: PURCHASE HERE
Brought to you by high demand, Dungeons n’ Drafts is excited to be hosted by the wonderful folks at Tattooed Mom! Seating is super limited here, so sign up soon before this potentially sells out. All DnC players are receiving a “Mom’s Chip + Explanation Card” that is good for life! We’ll be there right at lunch time too for all your eating needs. Doors open at 12pm, crafting starts at 12:30pm. See ya there!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Double Feature and VHS Swap // May 2024
SUNDAY, MAY 5TH
5-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Don’t Speak: BDSM and 90s Drag Show // May 2024
Hey You!
Welcome to the Tragic Kingdom! Submit to your nostalgic desires in Philadelphia’s newest kink, bdsm and drag show hosted by Philly’s premiere queen with a twist, Lamia. Starring the fierce Philly femmes and domme downtown divas Rocceaux, Paula Deen-White and Volkie Versace
Are you Happy Now? Indulge your daydreams in a blast to the past in an all 90s and No Doubt themed Drag Show. Witness Gwen Stefani, Britney Spears and your favorite divas of the new millenium as you delight in the delicacies of South St’s Legendary Punk Rock, Indie Art and Heavy Metal hangout, only at Tattooed Mom’s!
THURSDAY, MAY 9TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Clean out those Spiderwebs in your memory with games and trivia about 90s culture and BDSM in the kinkiest drag show in South Philly. The sharpest memory will win prizes and packages that will make it hard to keep it zipped up.
Next, your fantasies run free as your pop idols strip it down after the sun sets. The ladies of leather and lace may look like angels but Underneath It All, they’re not that innocent. Desire dominates the night as the divas of Don’t Speak tighten their bootstraps and take your breath away. Don your freshest leather, harnesses, ropes or straps and sit in worship of your mistresses.
You can look, but don’t touch, please practice consent with your fellow patrons and your performers, bar staff and hostesses.. Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism, Hatespeech will not be tolerated and will result in expulsion from this event and Tattooed Mom’s. This event is 21+, Valid Photo Id is required at the door. Reserved seating is available for VIPS on a first come, first served basis.
Cast:
Lamia
Volkie Versace
Paula Deen-Whit
Rocceaux
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Tutu Mary’s Onolicious Pop Up at Hale & True • 5/10/24
Tutu Mary is headed to the Hale & True for an Aloha Friday Pop Up as part of our new monthly residency series! Come drink the best ciders in the city & hang with us on Friday, 5/10 from 5-9pm. We’ll have a selection of plant based Hawaiian soul food, all made with aloha!
WHAT: Tutu Mary’s @ Hale & True
WHEN: Friday, 5/10/24 from 5:00 – 9pm
WHERE: Hale & True, 613 South 7th Street
Join us down the street at Hale & True for an evening of plant based island soul food and fantastic local ciders.
Tutu Mary x Hale & True Pop Up Menu
Vegan Teriyaki Spam & Mac Salad Musubi
NEW! Tutu’s Grilled Teriyaki Beef Sticks
NEW! Vegan Garlic Shrimp Rice Bowl
Coconut Dark Chocolate Macadamia Nut Haupia Bars
Dungeons & Drafts // May 12th, 2024
There’s Dungeons. There’s Drafts. There very possibly might be Dragons. Come join Dungeons n’ Drafts for some good old DnD at TMoms! All player experience levels are welcome, from newbies to seasoned PCs!
SUNDAY, May 12TH
DOORS @ 12PM + START @ 1PM
TICKETS: PURCHASE HERE
Brought to you by high demand, Dungeons n’ Drafts is excited to be hosted by the wonderful folks at Tattooed Mom! Seating is super limited here, so sign up soon before this potentially sells out. All DnD players are receiving a “Mom’s Chip + Explanation Card” that is good for life! We’ll be there right at lunch time too for all your eating needs. Doors open at 12pm, play starts at 1pm. See ya there!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Big Ass Bitties // May 2024
Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.
The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!
MONDAY, MAY 13TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Host:
The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian
FEATURING:
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!
• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »You Can’t Kill A Poet // May 2024
We’re back at it again in 2024! We’ll be at Tattooed Mom on Wednesday, March 20th for some gayyyy poems. Doors at 7:30pm, reading at 8pm. Come hang out in our joyous and boisterous room full of queerness and listen to some amazing poets share their work.
WEDNESDAY, MAY 14TH
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
Featured Readers:
Julia Gwiazdowski
Leila El Manfaa
Adam Cusock
Sara Guiang
Malachi Lily
Lindsey Scott
Follow You Can’t Kill A Poet on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Philly Loves PAWS Day 2024
Raise a glass for our furry pals, fuzzy buddies, and animals of all kinds!
We’ll be donating 10% of our sales on Wednesday, May 15th to PAWS! Across Philadelphia, businesses and animal lovers join together for a day-long, citywide fundraiser in support of PAWS’ lifesaving efforts. Restaurants, shops, and more will donate at least 10% of proceeds to bring Philadelphia closer to becoming a no-kill city.
WEDNESDAY, MAY 15TH
ALL DAY LONG
10% OF ALL SALES DONATED TO PAWS
MORE INFO: PHILLY LOVES PAWS DAY
Follow Philly PAWS on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
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