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February 2024
Girl Scout Cookies at Tattooed Mom! // February 4th
Tattooed Mom is your one-stop-shop for love, good times, & GIRL SCOUT COOKIES! Stop by our downstairs dining room & stock up on your favorite Girl Scout cookies, including VEGAN options, from a local South Philly Girl Scout troop!
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 4TH
1-4PM
GET UR THIN MINT FIX: JAN 28TH, FEB 4TH, FEB 11TH, & FEB 25TH!
When you buy Girl Scout Cookies, you power amazing adventures and life-changing opportunities for girls year-round—from trips to our nation’s capital, to community projects, to summer camp, to charitable donations. The more cookies you buy, the more you help every G.I.R.L. (Go-getter, Innovator, Risk-taker, Leader) ™ build entrepreneurial skills and take the lead, both now and in the future. And girls gain these skills from interacting directly with you, the cookie customer! It’s about the experience of running her very own cookie sale, working with others, and building a lifetime of confidence as she learns five skills (goal setting, decision making, money management, people skills, and business ethics) essential to leadership, success, and life.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // February 2024
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.
Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price (FREEEE!). The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 7TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Line-Up:
Parrish McWhorter
Bryan Chesky
Rob Cody
Jules Posner
Domo Jones
Maeve Hennessy
Follow @nextinlinecomedy on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Crowd Fundraiser for P.E.G. Philadelphia Erotic Gallery and Sex Museum
Join the Philadelphia Erotic Gallery and Sex Museum for a crowd fundraiser! Come on out, catch a sexy show, buy a raffle ticket, buy a drink, win some prizes and have the time of your life! 🤩 see your ass there! 🍑🔥🖤
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 8TH
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

Stiletto Sour Special Cocktail – $6
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Tutu Mary’s Onolicious Pop Up at Hale & True • 2/9/24
Tutu Mary is headed to the Hale & True for an Aloha Friday Pop Up as part of our new monthly residency series! Come drink the best ciders in the city & hang with us on Friday, 1/12 from 5-9pm. We’ll have a selection of plant based Hawaiian soul food – vegan musubi, cone sushi & noodles – all made with aloha!
WHAT: Tutu Mary’s @ Hale & True
WHEN: Friday, 2/9/24 from 5:00 – 9pm
WHERE: Hale & True, 613 South 7th Street
Join us down the street at Hale & True for an evening of plant based island soul food and fantastic local ciders.
Tutu Mary x Hale & True Pop Up Menu
• Vegan Teriyaki Spam Musubi •
• Vegan Char Siu Musubi •
• Vegan & Gluten Free Cone Sushi •
• Vegan Pork Dan Dan Noodles •

We’ll be at Hale & True every 2nd Friday from January through May for a rotating selection of onolicious treats!
We hope to see you all on January 12, February 9, March 8, April 12 and May 10 at Hale & True for Aloha Friday good times!

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Influx of LUV Art Show
Enter simulation: Influx of LUV
An immersive, interactive, experience by Holographica and friends in the heart of a local market by Curb Couch in one of the coolest spots in town, Tattooed Mom.
Friday, February 9th
6-11PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Hosts:
Art Vendors:
Aegis Illustration
Mystical Treasures
Jesse Arbor
Liana Inks
Toe Cocktail
Faeiam
Aura Bloom Designs
CHRYSALIS
Onion Candy
Lavish-Li Made
Entertainment:
Button Boys Entertainment
DJs:
Visual Projections:
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Girl Scout Cookies at Tattooed Mom! // February 11th
Tattooed Mom is your one-stop-shop for love, good times, & GIRL SCOUT COOKIES! Stop by our downstairs dining room & stock up on your favorite Girl Scout cookies, including VEGAN options, from a local South Philly Girl Scout troop!
SUNDAY, February 11TH
1-4PM
GET UR THIN MINT FIX: JAN 28TH, FEB 4TH, FEB 11TH, & FEB 25TH!
When you buy Girl Scout Cookies, you power amazing adventures and life-changing opportunities for girls year-round—from trips to our nation’s capital, to community projects, to summer camp, to charitable donations. The more cookies you buy, the more you help every G.I.R.L. (Go-getter, Innovator, Risk-taker, Leader) ™ build entrepreneurial skills and take the lead, both now and in the future. And girls gain these skills from interacting directly with you, the cookie customer! It’s about the experience of running her very own cookie sale, working with others, and building a lifetime of confidence as she learns five skills (goal setting, decision making, money management, people skills, and business ethics) essential to leadership, success, and life.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
A Sapphictine’s Sleepover Variety Show
Omg, we’re not gay! We just like to kiss at our sleepovers 🙊 👩🏼❤️👩🏻 😘
Haus Of Them members Lil Blo Peep and The ZanyThing invite you to their all-sapphic sleepover! Featuring burlesque, music, and drag celebrating lesbians in preparation for Valentine’s Day 💕 💕 💕 ✨✨✨👩🏿❤️👩🏽 👩🏼❤️💋👩🏻 🧑🏼❤️🧑🏾✨✨💞💞❤️🧡💝 ❤️ EVERYONE IS WELCOME!
This show comes with a Passional Raffle!
Sunday, February 11th, doors at 6 pm Show at 7 pm
On the second floor of Tattooed Mom in the pool room!! Seating is limited.
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 11TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20 | VIP SEATING $20 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Hosted by Lil Blo Peep & The ZanyThing!
Starring:
Nirvana Noire (Crush Burlesque member & Snatcherella 3000 producer)
Avery Goodname (from Camp Wannakiki season 5 & Snatcherella 3000 All Stars)
Mister Right & Stori Luminescence (our lesbian drag powerhouse couple)
with guests:
Vanity Killz, Rexxi, and Goofy Littleguy!
Get your pajamas and your “heterosexual” girlfriends and CUM 💦💦 JOIN US! 🤩🤩😽😽😻😻
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Slutty Poems Night // February 2024
Lust is in the air just in time for that lovey dovey holiday with all the chocolates and flowers and shit.
Celebrate a night full of salacious sex and sexuality themed words. This is a free event but donations are being collected for Project Safe.
Feature poets Leila & Latinx start the night off.
Bring your hoe shit for the open mic hosted by Kate Carey. If you’re too shy to share, feel free to shove something into our (anonymous confessions) box.
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 13TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT
This is a sex positive space that is not tolerant of any racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, fat shaming, slut shaming, or any general bigoted fuckery. 21+ w/ valid ID.
Doors @ 6 pm, show @ 7 pm (but prolly like a gay 7ish) Accessibility Note: Event is upstairs. Stairs are a bit steep.
Follow @sluttypoemsnight on Instagram for updates
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
BULLSHIT LIT’S Second Annual Lovey Dovey Poetry Reading
Come hang at TMoms for BULLSHIT LIT’s second annual lovey dovey Valentine’s Day reading! Exactly what it sounds like: eleven writers read their favorite love poems. Get romantic with us, and bring a lover!
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 14TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
JAMES ROACH
KALEIGH SPOLLEN
ARI VILLEDA-MARTINEZ
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Sip City Mixer: Gender Variance Pop-Up Party // February 2024
Sip City Gender Variance trans community mixer Valentine’s edition (get one, got one, find one, whatever)! Gender Variance is just for trans, non-binary, and gender non-conforming queer folks and their invited guests. Tattooed Mom’s is the place and space. Upstairs for a buzzy busy vibe and downstairs for a chill and spread out meetup.
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 15TH
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
Follow @sipcitygendervariance on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
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