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March 2023
Sip City & Lezapalooza Present: Butch/Masc Mixer
CALLING ALL BUTCHES!!! And those who know them, love them, date them, and just generally appreciate the mascs among us! Lezapalooza and Sip City Mixer are joining forces to host an event celebrating our butches, studs, mascs, trans mascs and ALL of those who LOVE them!
This isn’t just for singles, but if you are single and B4B, B4F or something else entirely, you don’t want to miss out! We’ll have name tags and color dots – red (taken), yellow (maybe/inquire within), and green (single and looking to mingle!), if you’re poly/enm there will be a blue sticker for you to add to any of the above.
THURSDAY, MARCH 23RD
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Scribes on South // March 2023
SCRIBES ON SOUTH is a poetry reading and open mic. The reading begins with a 20-minute featured reader and then moves through the open mic list for the rest of the night. Open mic readers have 5 minutes. There will be a space for poets to sell books.
SCRIBES ON SOUTH seeks to create community through poetry. Show out, share, and meet some new friends by sharing your work!
There is no theme; the only theme is poems. Good poems, bad poems, boring poems, fiery poems. The only rule is no snapping (it’s distracting to the readers).
The reading is hosted by Noah David Roberts.
This reading’s featured reader is nat raum.
Read poems. Kick ass.
SUNDAY, MARCH 26TH
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
ABOUT THE FEATURE:
nat raum (b. 1996) is a queer disabled artist and writer from Baltimore, MD. they graduated from the Maryland Institute College of Art in 2018 with a BFA in photography and book arts, and they are currently a second-year MFA candidate in creative writing & publishing arts at the University of Baltimore, where they also serve as the managing editor for the school’s literary journal, Welter.
nat’s creative practice centers primarily upon their lived experience with loss and sexual trauma and subsequent C-PTSD diagnosis, often taking the form of small-edition image/text books and zines. after over four years of working with an art therapist, their work has become an integral part of their healing process. recent projects have focused on performative femininity, queer escapism, gender transition and its relationship to ego death, and intimacy in the digital era.
nat’s visual work has been exhibited at venues including the Museum of Human Achievement, ICA Baltimore, BlackRock Center for the Arts, and the Griffin Museum of Photography. past and upcoming publishers of their writing include Delicate Friend, trampset, perhappened, and corporeal lit. nat is the founder and editor-in-chief of fifth wheel press, a queer literature and art publishing space. they are also a member of the newly-revived Plork Press at UBalt.
ABOUT THE HOST:
Noah David Roberts is a non-binary poet and artist based in Philadelphia. They are the author of 4 books of poetry—Us V. Them, Strips, Slime Thing [and other poems], and Final Girl Mythos. In 2022, Roberts won the Judith Stark poetry writing contest. Their 5th book is forthcoming in 2023.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »TATTOOED MOMEDY // March 2023
HELL YEAH! Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase brings you another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY! TUESDAY MARCH 28TH 8-10PM NO COVER // FREE FUN FEATURING: Amber Born Ibhan Kulkarni Michael Hirsch Andrew Durso And headliner: Tan Hoang!! Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell! Art by Rachel Chou! Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S! Named 2019’s BEST CHEAP LAUGHS IN PHILLY by Philly Magazine. Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get…
Find out more »One More Day On Earth Together, Vol. 3: A Reading Hosted by Kelly Xio
Gather | Transitive Verb + Adverb |to put your arms around someone and hold or carry them in a careful or loving way.
One More Day On Earth Tog
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 29TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION // NOTAFLOF
Readers:
Sadie Dupuis
Geoff Rickley
Alina Pleskova
Hazel Avery
Aeon Ginsberg
Anna K Crooks
Hosted by Kelly Xio.
Flyer by Mark Plasma.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Thy KINGdom Come: An All Drag King and Trans Masculine Show
Come into the KINGdom and surround yourself with drag kings and trans masculine performers for one night, hosted by Snatcherella 3000 Season 3 former contestant, Billie King!
THURSDAY, MARCH 30TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
$10 SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE
Cast:
Mister Right
Rexxi
Gemini Mxr
Eugene Rideher Betta
Stage Kitten: Oz
Door Guardian: Ken U Knott
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Tutu Mary’s Vegan Hawaiian Pop Up at Hale & True
Tutu Mary is headed to the Hale & True for an Aloha Friday Pop Up! Come drink the best ciders in the city & hang with us on Friday, 3/31 from 5-9pm! We’ll have a selection of vegan musubi, noodles, and curry, all made with aloha!
WHAT: Tutu Mary’s @ Hale & True
WHEN: Friday, 3/31 from 5-9pm
WHERE: Hale & True, 613 South 7th Street
Join us down the street at Hale & True for an evening of plant based island soul food and fantastic local ciders.
Tutu Mary x Hale & True Pop Up Menu
• Vegan Spam Musubi •
• Vegan Chickn Katsu Musubi •
• Vegan Pork Dan Dan Noodles •
• Vegan Japanese Beef Curry with Rice •
April 2023
Big Ass Bitties // April 2023
This is a very silly comedy show where a lineup of entertainers will perform comedic feats! They might be risky bits, weird bits, sketch bits, improvised bits, musical bits, wild bits. BUT ALL OF THEM WILL BE BIG ASS BITTY BITS.
Expect bits. You will see bits. All the bittiest bits you could imagine.
Come see this show!
A line up of wild proportions!
SUNDAY, APRIL 2ND
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
Hosted by Betty Smithsonian and featuring a cast of characters:
Brendan Murphy
Tom Brennan
Jay Simpson
Hannah Burks
Alix Griffin
Melanie Lynch
Josh Machiz
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Philly for Change Presents: City Council & Judicial Forum
PHILLY FOR CHANGE is proud to RETURN to TATTOOED MOM for a special CITY COUNCIL & JUDICIAL FORUM!
TUESDAY, APRIL 4TH
7-9PM
NO COVER // FREE TO ATTEND
Speakers TBA!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Slutty Poems Night // April 2023
Prepare all your erogenous zones for another edition of Slutty Poems Night! This is a free event but donations are being collected to help fund dental care for the host’s wife, Autumn.
Featured poets Maya Nicole & Enjoli start the night off.
Bring your hoe shit for the open mic hosted by Kate Carey. If you’re too shy to share, feel free to shove something into our (anonymous confessions) box. Elayna Mae Darcy will be selling books &cute gay stickers.
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 5TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
This is a sex positive space that is not tolerant of any racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, fat shaming, slut shaming, or any general bigoted fuckery.
Accessibility Note: Event is upstairs. Stairs are a bit steep.
For more info on Autumn’s fundraiser visit the link here.
LINEUP:
Enjoli
Maya Nicole
Hosted by Kate Carey.
Books & Art Vendor Elayna Mae Darcy.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Jerks Productions Presents: FUSED UNDERGROUND // April 2023
Join us for a night of ART, HORROR, & BOOZE at Tattooed Mom! See some of Philadelphia (and the surrounding area)’s best local underground artists!
FRIDAY, APRIL 7TH
5-11PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
Artists:
8213 Desserts
Art by Stephanie Renee
Black Budget Comix
Bonefairycreations
Caddy Mike
Dangerous Art
DrS Glass
Erin Flemming
Gigi LoVond Gallery
Josh Allain
Krissy Whiski Arts
Lillian Bones Art
Lindsey Gill Art
Mako’s Sakura Sauce
Meldar16
Necromantic Creations
Oh Jamie Elizabeth
Pleasantly Perturbed
Prettyntwizited13
Pointy Ears Illustration
Rachel Lynn Clifford
Rainbow Brain Splatterings
Randuart
Sean
Shaniece Latae
Shayna J Feinstein
Stitch and Destroy
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »