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April 2023
Slutty Poems Night // April 2023
Prepare all your erogenous zones for another edition of Slutty Poems Night! This is a free event but donations are being collected to help fund dental care for the host’s wife, Autumn.
Featured poets Maya Nicole & Enjoli start the night off.
Bring your hoe shit for the open mic hosted by Kate Carey. If you’re too shy to share, feel free to shove something into our (anonymous confessions) box. Elayna Mae Darcy will be selling books &cute gay stickers.
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 5TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
This is a sex positive space that is not tolerant of any racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, fat shaming, slut shaming, or any general bigoted fuckery.
Accessibility Note: Event is upstairs. Stairs are a bit steep.
For more info on Autumn’s fundraiser visit the link here.
LINEUP:
Enjoli
Maya Nicole
Hosted by Kate Carey.
Books & Art Vendor Elayna Mae Darcy.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Jerks Productions Presents: FUSED UNDERGROUND // April 2023
Join us for a night of ART, HORROR, & BOOZE at Tattooed Mom! See some of Philadelphia (and the surrounding area)’s best local underground artists!
FRIDAY, APRIL 7TH
5-11PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
Artists:
8213 Desserts
Art by Stephanie Renee
Black Budget Comix
Bonefairycreations
Caddy Mike
Dangerous Art
DrS Glass
Erin Flemming
Gigi LoVond Gallery
Josh Allain
Krissy Whiski Arts
Lillian Bones Art
Lindsey Gill Art
Mako’s Sakura Sauce
Meldar16
Necromantic Creations
Oh Jamie Elizabeth
Pleasantly Perturbed
Prettyntwizited13
Pointy Ears Illustration
Rachel Lynn Clifford
Rainbow Brain Splatterings
Randuart
Sean
Shaniece Latae
Shayna J Feinstein
Stitch and Destroy
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Dungeons n’ Drafts // April 2023
There’s Dungeons. There’s Drafts. There very possibly might be Dragons. Come join Dungeons n’ Drafts for some good old DnD at TMoms! All player experience levels are welcome, from newbies to seasoned PCs!
SUNDAY, APRIL 9TH
DOORS @ 12PM + START @ 1PM
TICKETS: PURCHASE HERE
New location!! Brought to you by high demand, Dungeons n’ Drafts is excited to be hosted by the wonderful folks at Tattooed Mom! Seating is super limited here, so sign up soon before this potentially sells out. All DnD players are receiving a “Moms Chip + Explanation Card” that is good for life! We’ll be there right at lunch time too for all your eating needs. Doors open at 12pm, play starts at 1pm. See ya there!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Body Talk: an evening of readings
“I am not an intellectual. I write with my body.”
—Clarice Lispector
“Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody
Ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody (mwah)”
— Megan Thee Stallion
Come enjoy an evening hosted by visiting poet Emily Marie Passos Duffy and local author Leah Mele-Bazaz! This multigenre reading of prose, poetry, and hybrid forms will explore a spectrum of sensations from body horror to body elation. What are the limits of the body? How do factors such as ability, age, gender identity and expression, race, size, sexuality, illness, wellness, relationship with your environment, and more shape the language of your body?
TUESDAY, APRIL 11TH
6-9PM
NO COVER // SUGGESTED DONATION
RSVP: FB EVENT
Readings by your hosts and featured writers Jeannine A. Cook, Alexa Vallejo, K.P. Writ, and Nathan Alling Long explore these questions and delve into the ways bodies can hunger, betray us, support us, and teach us.
The event will include book signings, pop up flash readings, and more!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // April 2023
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philadelphia-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in PhillyVoice and Thrillist. Next In Line is now bringing the dopest comedy showcase in town to Tattooed Mom’s on Wednesday, April 12th at 8pm (Doors at 7pm) and it’s Free.99! The show gives quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ a space to work on their acts while providing Philly audiences a…
Find out more »Bomb Bomb at TMoms // Sip City Mixer: LGBTQ Women’s Party — **CANCELLED // TMOMS WILL BE CLOSED**
Please note that this event has been cancelled due to maintenance by the Philadelphia Water Department on our block, which has shut off our water supply. Apologies for any inconvenience. See you soon! Sip City Mixer is an intentionally diverse, inclusive, welcoming and safe space for femmes, women, trans, non-binary, and gender non-conforming queer Philadelphians. Bomb Bomb as in QUEER BOMB! When we all meetup at T’Mom’s, we pack the entire upstairs. They love us and we love them! If you’ve…
Find out more »Philly Drip: A Pop-Up Market
& support local artists!
SUNDAY, APRIL 16TH
2-6PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
Artists:
Juicy Goth
KaiCraftsss
Medusa Raptor Studios
Gemini Gems
Alyssa Dahlia Creations
Dan Kraus Art
Floating Rose
MFH Shrines & Finds
Limit Nine
Marjorie Taylor Art
SKTCH
PACE
Nonny Co
Pretty Alien Boutique
Snug Baby Hues
TUF Girls
Visions Risen
Ani Li Mars
SKYN Art
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Teddy’s 101
Over the course of 184 drawings, 5 months, and 5 presentations Teddy Hanson discovered how drawing a moustache, a foot, a cat, a saxophone, and a line can lead a person to ponder the very nature of their existence. Join him as he recounts that metaphysical journey in his multimedia performance, Teddy’s 101.
SUNDAY, APRIL 16TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE (COMING SOON)
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Collide Zine Art Show & Open Mic Night
Join us for a night to celebrate COLLIDE’s third issue at Tattooed Mom’s on South Street. Enjoy great food and cocktails in the upstairs area of the bar. The first and second rooms will have spaces for artists to hang originals, prints, or have tables of work n display for people to engage with and purchase.
MONDAY, APRIL 17TH
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
The third room will be closed off for an open-mic, where poets and performers can sign up for 5-10 minutes of mic time throughout the night.
Issue 3 writers are encouraged to perform their pieces in the zine and be present at the event for autographs and photo ops.
11 x 17 posters of featured Collide art and hard copies of Collide Issues 3 will be available for purchase!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Long Story Long: A Storytelling Comedy Show
Long Story Long is a FREE STORYTELLING COMEDY SHOW. All the excruciating details you didn’t know you needed from some of the best comics in Philly. Like that one time that I found a loose fire hydrant on the street and my friend and I carried it back to my garage and it stayed there for months because I didn’t know what to do with it until I eventually buried it in my backyard like a dead body so the government wouldn’t find out.
NO COVER & NO HOLDS BARRED!
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 19TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
Featuring:
Jennifer Blaine
Nicole Phoenix
Marcely
Caroline Orejuela
Lee Kilpatrick
and Brittney Goggin
Hosted by Sarah Ehrman
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
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