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March 2024
Big Ass Bitties // March 2024
Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.
The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 6TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Host:
The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian
FEATURING:
Jay Simpson
London Duran
Delia Amendola
Masha Makarova
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Non-Disney Animation Drag & Burlesque
Balena Canto is back at TMoms with an all star cast to pay tribute to Non-Disney Animation!
See your favorite non-Disney animation come to life! Films like Anastasia (yes we count it as Fox), Land Before Time, Madagascar, Shark Tale, Fern Gully, Ice Age, Spirit, Thumbelina, An American Tale, and many more will be celebrated and reimagined by your favorite Philly nightlife artists!
In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game with a chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 TMoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!
THURSDAY, MARCH 7TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
TICKETS $15 | VIP SEATING $25
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
CAST:
Balena Canto (Host)
Cupid Bowe
Divine Paradi
Harley Honey
Oktober Third
Renaissance Noire
Saavy Baby
Door/Kitten: Allison Wiedman
DJ: Brettzo
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Tutu Mary’s Onolicious Pop Up at Hale & True • 3/8/24
Tutu Mary is headed to the Hale & True for an Aloha Friday Pop Up as part of our new monthly residency series! Come drink the best ciders in the city & hang with us on Friday, 3/8 from 5-9pm. We’ll have a selection of plant based Hawaiian soul food, all made with aloha!
WHAT: Tutu Mary’s @ Hale & True
WHEN: Friday, 3/8/24 from 5:00 – 9pm
WHERE: Hale & True, 613 South 7th Street
Join us down the street at Hale & True for an evening of plant based island soul food and fantastic local ciders.
Tutu Mary x Hale & True Pop Up Menu
Vegan Teriyaki Spam & Mac Salad Musubi
Tutu Mary’s x Dodo Bakery Vegan Char Siu Steamed Buns
Vegan Japanese Beef Curry Stew with Rice
Coconut Dark Chocolate Macadamia Nut Haupia Bars
We’ll be at Hale & True every 2nd Friday from January through May for a rotating selection of onolicious treats!
We hope to see you all on January 12, February 9, March 8, April 12 and May 10 at Hale & True for Aloha Friday good times!
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National Barbie Day with Basic & Fistful of Flowers
Join us for National Barbie Day as Basic & Fistful of Flowers turn one of our upstairs ride cars into a freshly flower bombed & stickered up Barbie mobile! Stop by for selfies & celebrate with specially priced Mom's Cosmo Cloud and Pop Rocket cocktails. Think Pink, Drink Pink, and get your Barbie on at TMoms! What's Up at TMoms: • Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from…
Find out more »Dungeons & Drafts // March 10th, 2024
There’s Dungeons. There’s Drafts. There very possibly might be Dragons. Come join Dungeons n’ Drafts for some good old DnD at TMoms! All player experience levels are welcome, from newbies to seasoned PCs!
SUNDAY, March 10TH
DOORS @ 12PM + START @ 1PM
TICKETS: PURCHASE HERE
Brought to you by high demand, Dungeons n’ Drafts is excited to be hosted by the wonderful folks at Tattooed Mom! Seating is super limited here, so sign up soon before this potentially sells out. All DnD players are receiving a “Mom’s Chip + Explanation Card” that is good for life! We’ll be there right at lunch time too for all your eating needs. Doors open at 12pm, play starts at 1pm. See ya there!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Tales From Letterboxd – A Movie Quizzo Fundraiser
THIS MOVIE SUCKS!
Theatre Contra is hosting their first fundraiser! Join the team behind your favorite irreverent movie readings at your favorite sticker covered bar for an evening of movie trivia, performances, prizes, and more!
In between each round of trivia, we’ll be doing a live reading of some of the weirdest, and wildest movie trailers that have ever existed.
All proceeds go towards producing our upcoming show DARE NIGHT: NATIONAL TREASURE and supporting our work over 2024! This reading of a Nic Cage classic takes our live readings to a new level! Higher production value, bigger space, and YOU are in control – throughout the night you’ll have the opportunity to dare us to do whatever the hell you want.
Over 2024, we are producing 8 live readings and two productions – all of this is not possible without YOUR support. Thank you for joining us!
MONDAY, MARCH 11TH
7-9PM
TIKCETS $20
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | TICKETLEAP
More Information:
- Must reserve tickets to guarantee a spot.
- Max team size of 4.
- Buy 4 tickets, get 20% off!
- Prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place teams!
Learn more about what we do at theatrecontra.com or on instagram at @theatrecontra
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!
• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // March 2024
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.
Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price (FREEEE!). The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Philly DSA Fundraiser
Join Philly DSA for a Labor Notes happy hour and fundraiser! Help us send Philly DSA members and union activists to the 2024 Labor Notes conference in Chicago. Come for a drink, a labor-themed raffle, and hear from rank-and-file workers in Philly about how Labor Notes has helped them organize at work.
THURSDAY, MARCH 14TH
6-9PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP LINK
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Dungeons & Crafts // March 17th, 2024
Come paint a miniature and hang out at Tattooed Mom for the afternoon! It’s a great time to learn how to paint or if you’re experienced painter, we have an artist hanging out to answer any questions you may have. Support local biz and artists!
SUNDAY, MARCH 17TH
DOORS @ 12PM + START @ 12:30PM
TICKETS: PURCHASE HERE
Brought to you by high demand, Dungeons n’ Drafts is excited to be hosted by the wonderful folks at Tattooed Mom! Seating is super limited here, so sign up soon before this potentially sells out. All DnC players are receiving a “Mom’s Chip + Explanation Card” that is good for life! We’ll be there right at lunch time too for all your eating needs. Doors open at 12pm, crafting starts at 12:30pm. See ya there!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Queer Life Drawing // March 2024 **SOLD OUT**
Join us for an afternoon of lifting up queer bodies with an opportunity to draw with a live model and build community. We will do a structured schedule with gesture drawings in the beginning and moving into longer poses as time goes on. This is not a queer only event but it is a queer space and we do seek to highlight queer trans poc and fat bodies! Our ticket price is to cover paying our model for their time! Bring your favorite mediums and surfaces to work on and we’ll see you there!!
SUNDAY, MARCH 17TH
1-4PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10| NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE **SOLD OUT**
Facilitators:
@bighaircamellights and @divinedownes
Follow Queer Life Drawings on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
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