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November 2024
Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // November 2024
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.
Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price (FREEEE!). The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 13TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Line-Up:
Zoe Dixon
Jay Yoder
Michael Beavers
Jules Posner
Lauren Ingeno
Thomas Cryer
Follow @nextinlinecomedy on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »The Naughty Jawn – One Year Anniversary!
The Naughty Jawn turns one! Come celebrate Philly’s only show that’s dedicated to featuring Philly-native and local performers. Join us on November 17th at 7PM for a night of sexy celebration and fun. A party filled with performances, drinks, and a chance for you to get on stage too. Drag, burlesque, erotic poetry, an open stage, and more. Let’s make this anniversary one to remember!
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 17TH
7-10PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-15 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Stay up-to-date with our featured and open stage performers at instagram.com/thenaughtyjawn
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Big Ass Bitties // November 2024
Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.
The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!
MONDAY, DECEMBER 18TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Host:
The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian
FEATURING:
Katie Hewko-Dykes
John Deary
John Miller
Bella Robinson
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!
• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Dungeons & Drafts // November 19th, 2024
There’s Dungeons. There’s Drafts. There very possibly might be Dragons. Come join Dungeons n’ Drafts for some good old DnD at TMoms! All player experience levels are welcome, from newbies to seasoned PCs!
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 19TH
DOORS @ 6PM + START @ 7PM
TICKETS: PURCHASE HERE
Brought to you by high demand, Dungeons n’ Drafts is excited to be hosted by the wonderful folks at Tattooed Mom! Seating is super limited here, so sign up soon before this potentially sells out. All DnD players are receiving a “Mom’s Chip + Explanation Card” that is good for life! We’ll be there right at lunch time too for all your eating needs. Doors open at 5pm, play starts at 6pm. See ya there!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Queen of the Damned // FALL 2024
The pits of Hades yawn for the light of a new overlord! The demonic forces of the night gather at Tattooed Mom once more to crown the next Queen of the Damned! Philly’s Phiercest Phashion Phantoms commune with the dark cabal of beauty queens to determine whose head befits the crown of demon lord!
Joining us this auspicious Thursday evening, Lamia, your hostess of Slayher: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show and Philadelphia Magazine’s Best Drag Queen with a Twist. Your first judge Nikita Sinn Monroe, Miss Metropolitan Continental Plus 2024, and also judged byThe Zanything, Haus of Them Productions.
5 souls will be chosen to compete in this demonic fashion and performance competition. The future queen, king or thing of the damned shall reign with fire! This seasons theme is Inferno, fire, the depths of hell, demons, devils and monsters come to roam the land of the living. Hell is here. The winner of Queen of the Damned shall win $100 cash and a future booking with Lamia The Cursed Queen events.
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21ST
7-10PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Indulge in your deepest sins with a delectable selection of cocktails, mocktails and signature dishes and delights with vegan and nonvegan options for everybody! Offer your flesh to the Tattooed Mom and celebrate your birthday, divorce, engagement, death rite, or inauspicious gathering with the Queens of the Damned!
Thursday November 21st, 2024. 530 South St, Philadelphia, PA, 19145 Doors at 7pm, Runway starts at 8pm. Dress to Impress, we hope to see you out this night for pleasure.
Cast:
lamia
nikita sinn monroe
thezanything
mew ikki
angel baphomet
& 5 competitors for the title of Queen of the Damned Fall!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Gaera Pop-Up Store + Meet & Greet
JOIN GAERA AT TATTOOED MOM ON FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 22ND FOR A POP-UP SHOP + MEET & GREET
VORTEX APPARITION // PHILADELPHIA // NOV 22
+ POP UP STORE
+ MEET N GREET
+ SIGNING SESSION
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 22ND
7:30-9:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Follow Gaerea and Season of Mist on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Collide Zine Issue 8 Release Party
Collide Zine returns to Tattooed Mom Tattooed Mom on South Street to celebrate its Issue 8 release! Artists and writers that contributed to the zine will be there to talk about their work, perform, and possibly vend their unique handmade pieces!
Friends, family, and vegan/non-vegan food lovers are welcome to join in on the fun and stay for SCRIBES ON SOUTH right after!
A full day at Tmom’s? Oh, HELL yes.
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 24TH
12-5PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Vendors:
@casualcovert
@eunoamiaart
@gigi_lovond_gallery
@iffybooks
@boomingfruits
@spoolsonparade
@kingofratz
Entry is FREE 21+ from 12-5 upstairs–enjoy an open mic in the back room and browse local vendors in the front room. Be amazed by Collide’s incredibly talented community of artists and writers and learn more about how you can participate in any of their events across the city! Apply to be published in the next issue, or snag a copy of 8 at the show to see what it’s all about.
Love and good times always 🥰
Interested in vending? Reach out to the Collide Team here.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Tutu Mary’s Sando & Fries Pop Up • Sunday November 24
WHAT: Tutu Mary’s Sando & Fries Pop-Up @ TMoms
WHEN: Sunday, November 24 | 12 noon – 10pm
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Tutu Mary really outdid herself this time! She is one of Philly Mag’s 7 Food Pop-Ups You Need To Know About Right Now and a Wooder Ice Local Scoop. And now she’s back at TMoms to celebrate fall with a onolicious plant based Hawaiian soul food menu full of ALOHA!
Sunday November 24 Tutu Mary’s Sando & Fries Pop-Up
November’s Tutu Mary’s Pop-Up includes:
• Plant Based Mochiko Chickn Sando •
Vegan Mochiko Chickn, Hawaiian Mac Salad, Gochujang Aioli, Su-Miso Sauce on a Merzbacher’s Sweet Potato Brioche Bun
NEW! • Curry Waffle Fries •
TMom’s Famous Waffle Fries, Japanese Ground Pork Curry, Curry Kewpie Mayo, Fresh Green Onion
• Shaka Mango Hibiscus Herbal Iced Tea •
> ORDERS OPEN AT 10AM ON 11/24 AT TMOMSTOGO.COM <
What’s Up at TMoms: • Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! • Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm! • Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Scribes on South // November 2024
SCRIBES ON SOUTH is a poetry reading and open mic. This special edition Halloween open mic invites readers to join us for an evening of spooky stories, ghosts, and more. Open mic readers have 5 minutes.
SCRIBES ON SOUTH seeks to create community through poetry. Show out, share, and meet some new friends by sharing your work!
Read poems. Kick ass.
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 24TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Follow @scribesonsouth on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Punk Rock Karaoke // November 2024
Join us for Punk Rock Karaoke at Tattooed Mom! Hosted by Mike Yak in the Upstairs back room at Tattooed Mom.
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 25TH
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!
• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
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