Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

MONDAY, JANUARY 15TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

Host:
The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian

FEATURING:
John Miller Gitner
Jon Lalu
Josh Machiz
Sam Bansner
Joanne Cunningham
Bucky Carson

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Brandon Mitchell is a Philly based comedian hailing from Norristown, Pennsylvania. He is a co-creator of Black History Monthly, a diversity based variety showcase that was staged at Helium Comedy Club, Hell Yes Fest in New Orleans, and Diverse AF in New York. Brandon is a regular at Punchline Philly and Helium Comedy Club. He has opened for Ted Alexandro, Vlad Caamano, Jourdain Fisher, and Ian Lara. Brandon has done the North Carolina Comedy Festival, DC Comedy Festival, Jersey City Comedy Festival, and many other festivals across the country.

Charles Steele is a comedian/curator/filmmaker born, raised, and still residing in Philadelphia, PA. As a comedian he’s performed in places like Punchline Philly, Helium Comedy Club, PhilaMOCA. However, he prefers intimate spaces like dingy backrooms or basements of dive bars. He has curated comedy and variety events at places such as Vox Populi Art Gallery, PhilaMOCA, and Creep Records. Charles has been making vlogs, short form documentaries, and narrative shorts. Including his latest works,The Roast of Charles Steele And LEMME HOLD SOME P***Y

MONDAY, JANUARY 22ND
8-9:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!

TUESDAY, JANUARY 30TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

Featuring:

Frank Neblett
Andrew Jeffrey Wright 
Amber Born

Headliner:
Tim Platt

Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell

Art by @pennypretzel

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!

Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.

Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price (FREEEE!). The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 7TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

Line-Up:
Parrish McWhorter
Bryan Chesky
Rob Cody
Jules Posner
Domo Jones
Maeve Hennessy

Follow @nextinlinecomedy on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.