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January 2023
You Can’t Fail // Winter 2023
Live performance! Art in all forms! An evening of discovery, growth, and entertainment! The popular art series You Can’t Fail is headed back to Tattooed Mom! Join us for an evening of works in progress & new performances, brought to you by Chris Davis!
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 25TH
DOORS 7PM + SHOW 8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
An evening of new works including: visual art, photography, theater, dance, performance art, comedy, story-telling, poetry, prose, sculpture, ballet, film, stand-up, anything and everything will be presented in the back room on the 2nd floor of Tattooed Moms!
NEW WORKS BY:
John Miller
Tyler Clausen
Morgan MacConnell
Emily Broadeur
John Deary
C.M. Crockford
Seamus Tyler
Kristen Scopino
Mykal Carte-Jackson
Sean Hanrahan
Kate Carey
Ben Kunkle
Dixon Speaker
Tim Lynch
JB
Shannon Frost Greenstein
Della Cowell
Nate Holt
Chyanne Kemp
JuJu
Irina Varina
Rachel Hampton
Ray Toy
Elayna Musings
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »February 2023
SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // February 2023
Melt away your winter blues with SLAYHER: Philly’s ONLY ALL Heavy Metal Drag Show! Fill your cold heart with the hottest divas from the demonic realms beneath Philadelphia! These denizens of drag will devour your spirit while you devour a fabulous menu of vegan and nonvegan delicacies.
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 9TH
DOORS @ 8PM + SHOW @ 9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
VIP SEATING $15 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE): EVENTBRITE
Have some woes you need to wail away? Do you love sickening prizes courtesy of Tattooed Mom? Prove your guttural prowess in Slayher’s Screaming Showdown! The most metal scream wins the title of Tmoms Most Barbaric Badass for the month of February! Children of Aquarius are summoned to celebrate their birthright with Slayher’s seamonsters of South St!
2f, Only at Tattooed Mom, 530 South St, Philadelphia, PA. Suggested Donation of $10-15 Seating starts at 8pm, Shows at 9pm. 21+ with valid ID required. ***Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism or Hate speech (TRASH) will not be tolerated at this event by any means, any violations will result in restricted access to Slayher, Tattooed Mom and Lamia, The Cursed Queen events.***
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Big Ass Bitties // February 2023
This is a very silly comedy show where a lineup of entertainers will perform comedic feats! They might be risky bits, weird bits, sketch bits, improvised bits, musical bits, wild bits. BUT ALL OF THEM WILL BE BIG ASS BITTY BITS.
Expect bits. You will see bits. All the bittiest bits you could imagine.
Come see this show!
A line up of wild proportions!
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 19TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Hosted by Betty Smithsonian and featuring a cast of characters:
John Deary
Masha
Alix Griffin
Mel
Hannah Burks
Brendann Murphy
Chance McDonald
Ben Staab
Sarah Clemency
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Tattooed Momedy // February 2023
HELL YEAH!
Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase brings you another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY!
TUESDAY FEBRUARY 28TH
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
FEATURING:
Michelle Biloon
Kyle Harris
Sam Schaefer
John Hedrick
And headliner:
Shane O’ Connor
Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell!
Art by Joe Bell!
Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S! Named 2019’s BEST CHEAP LAUGHS IN PHILLY by Philly Magazine.
Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
It’s FREE! It’s COMEDY! It’s FREE COMEDY!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
March 2023
KAYTRANADA Night
Ever since Daniel Giangrandi had a Soundcloud (2012), he was a Kaytranada fan. He has seen him grow to worldwide acclaim and fame ever since – slowly but surely seeing the Montreal native get the flowers he deserves and following his every move since his elusive hip hop producer days. He now wants to spend his 26th birthday showcasing the ins and outs of dance music’s starboy by curating a meticulously crafted 3-4 hour mix to share with the city and friends of his idol’s extensive catalog and backlog of phenomenal movin’ and groovin’ music production. Come join him in celebrating his birthday but also in celebrating KAYTRANADA’s legacy and come get jiggy at Mom’s.
FRIDAY, MARCH 3RD
9PM-1AM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENT LINK
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Zanything + Zanax Present: ZANIACS
Everyone pop your ZANAX 💊 , things are about to get ZANY 🤪
Do you wish drag in Philly was freakier? Do you wanna see kings, queens, things, and in-betweens get FILTHY? Do you wanna see p!ss and bl00d and toes and hoes?? Then you’ve cum to the RIGHT PLACE.
Robot Drag King Zanax and Mx. Dragged Into 2022 The ZanyThing present ZANIACS! a brand new alternative drag show with featured artists from Philly & NYC AND an open stage!!! This month’s theme: FILTHY AND FLIRTY FREAKS!!
SUNDAY, MARCH 5th
7-9PM
$10-20 SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
Featuring:
ZANAX and THE ZANY THING as your hosts
VUDU THEE DAHL
LIL BLO PEEP
and our NYC GUESTS:
YAGA TIGERLILY
and GRAY ARIA
and FOUR open-stage performers TBA!!!
CW for stage puke, toes-sucking, and some nasty snacks. Please DM @thezanything if you’d like more specific warnings!
LET’S GET FLIRTY AND FREAKY
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Gender Queery: A Trans & Non-Binary Drag Show
The babes who busted the binary are back once again to belay the treacheries of ignorance and judgement! After 3 years of steady growth and determination, the cast of Gender Queery returns to the stages of Philly at their new legendary South Street spot, Tattooed Mom! Witness the beauty of trans and nonbinary talent as presented through our own lens. Hosted by Lamia The Cursed Queen and featuring the talents of transgender and gender nonconforming drag and performance artists in the city of Philadelphia.
Enjoy a drag show with draft beers and vegan and non vegan delights! Immerse yourself in an accepting and open atmosphere with other artists, allies, LGBTQ+ people and other locals and travelers, alike. Show your love for a community of various talents and backgrounds. Turn out and be you, and if that doesn’t do, then be someone new! It’s all up to you!
Seating is reserved for VIP ticket holders only, otherwise seating is on a first come first served basis and is not guaranteed with the purchase of a ticket.
THURSDAY, MARCH 9TH
DOORS @ 8PM + SHOW @ 9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
VIP SEATING $15 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE): EVENTBRITE LINK COMING SOON
CAST:
LAMIA
YARI
BEARY TYLER MOORE
ICON EBONY FIERCE
SAMANTHA SAYTEN
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // March 2023
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philadelphia-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in PhillyVoice and Thrillist.
Next In Line is now bringing the dopest comedy showcase in town to Tattooed Mom’s on Wednesday, February 8th at 8pm (Doors at 7pm) and it’s Free.99!
The show gives quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ a space to work on their acts while providing Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price, in this case for FREE. Shows have featured top comics from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 15TH
DOORS 7PM // SHOW 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE (RSVP)
Featuring:
Peggy O’Leary
Spark Tabor
Seamus Millar
Logan Malin
Amber Born
Maeve Hennessy
Jad S.
Tyler Wolf
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »The Mummy: A Live Reading
You are a catastrophe.
And, honestly, so are we! Theatre Contra is BACK to celebrate St. Patty’s Day weekend the only way we know how – with a LIVE reading of Oscar Winner (we hope) Brendan Fraser’s Action Horror classic: The Mummy!
Don’t get caught in a creepy human shaped sandstorm on your way to Tattooed Mom – and don’t forget your valid ID because this event is 21+. So grab your drink, avoid the flesh eating scarabs, and join us at Tattooed Mom!
SUNDAY, MARCH 19TH
7-9PM
$10 SUGGESTED DONATION | VIP SEATING ONLINE ONLY | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP TICKETS: BROWN PAPER TICKETS
Directed by Bryant Edwards
Featuring:
Mariah Ghant (she/her)
Adam Howard (he/him)
Kimie Muroya (she/her)
Leslie Mille (she/her)
Liz Crino (she/her)
Jenna Kuerzi (she/her)
Sarah Heddins (she/her)
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »On the Floor Presents: Mom’s Mayhem Indie Cage Match
Indie cage match is back baby! That’s right, On the Floor is hosting the hottest night of indie comedy and things are going to get rough. Please join us as two of Philly’s best indie teams battle it out in a wrestling-style show and compete for the title of Mom’s Mayhem Champion. This month we have Daddy Issues going against 6 Different People. Oh yeahhh!!! You might even see someone get body slammed!!* Make sure you show up at 7pm when doors open. Show starts at 7:30pm.
*with laughs
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »
