Events
Events Search and Views Navigation
July 2023
Balena Canto Presents: One Clit Wonders! A Drag & Burlesque Tribute
We love to love ’em and sometimes we love to hate ’em! See and hear your favorite On-Hit Wonders from every decade and musical genre brought to life by our cast of Philly’s finest nightlife performers!
We cannot wait to present these classic songs to you with a new and queer twist! So come on (Eileen) and (Harlem) shake it on down to Tmoms on Thursday, 7/6 for a show that will answer the tough questions like, “What is love?” and will have you facing your fears as you stare right into the, “eye of the tiger!”….Okay, i’m done, I promise!
In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game, where you chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!
THURSDAY, JULY 6TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP: EVENTBRITE
STARRING:
Balena Canto (Host)
Daelicious
Dalyla Mizani Cristal
Little Piece
Lulu Blue
Monty Caldo
Pilar Salt
The ZanyThing
Online sales end at 6 pm on show day; however, you can purchase tickets at the door with cash, Venmo, or Cash App. We advise you buy ahead of time should we sell out at the event. Tickets are non-refundable once purchased.
***
What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Angel Baphomét Presents: Headfirst for MCR, A Drag Tribute
Are you ready to join the black parade? Then come out to Headfirst For MCR: The Drag Tribute! The space where it’s okay to like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet; and you won’t be judged if you can’t swim, you can’t dance, or if you don’t know karate. Face it, you’re gonna make it here.
Join us for some kick ass performances, bringing you all the fire My Chemical Romance has to offer!
SUNDAY, JULY 9TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP $15 TICKET GUARANTEES SEATING (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Starring:
Angélique
Sydney Gorgeous
Mew Ikki
Mister Right Lickher
Zanax
Ziphina
Gemini Mxr
Ms Terr
Hosted by Angel Baphomét
***
What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Big Ass Bitties // July 2023
Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.
The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!
MONDAY, JULY 10TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
LINEUP:
@sclmency
@brandongorin
@hottestpollypocket
@thebriancraig
@raiuhn_paydurr
HOSTED BY @bettyjsmithsonian!
RESERVE UR BIG ASS A FREE TICKET THIS SECOND!~
***
What’s Up at TMoms:
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // July 2023
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philadelphia-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in PhillyVoice and Thrillist.
Next In Line is now bringing the dopest comedy showcase in town to Tattooed Mom’s on Wednesday, July 12th at 8pm (Doors at 7pm) and it’s Free.99!
The show gives quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ a space to work on their acts while providing Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price, in this case for FREE. Shows have featured top comics from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!
WEDNESDAY, JULY 12TH
DOORS 7PM // SHOW 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE (RSVP)
Featuring:
Zoe Dixon
Josh Kleckner
Sarah Bell
Jim Gillespie
Anant Kumar
Kelsey McKee
Manny Brown
Tyler Wolf
***
What’s Up at TMoms:
• Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm. >>> Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer! <<<
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »BULLSHIT LIT’S Second Anthology Release Party
BULLSHIT celebrates the release of their second print anthology with a reading and party @ tmoms! with readings from fourteen all-star writers, books for sale, and maybe even an open mic. 😉
SUNDAY, JULY 16TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
Ryan Aliapoulios
L. Amariti
Jackie Domenus
Kat Giordano
Timothy C. Goodwin
finch greene
John Pinto
nat raum
Noah David Roberts
Leticia Priebe Rocha
Rory Strong
Eric Turner
Han Defeo Waldman
Isabella Willms-Jones
Hosted by Veronica Bennett!
***
What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »South Philly Pun Off
Come on out to Tattooed Mom for the wordiest, nerdiest pub trivia and improv challenge you’ve ever seen! BRING A TEAM!
In ROUND 1, you and your team will do some punny pub trivia: come up with headlines for batty news stories, complete the dad joke, and other exciting word nerdery(!).
In ROUND 2, otherwise known as PUNDEMONIUM, contestants go head to head in an improvised pun tournament, picking topics out of a hat and riffing.
TUESDAY, JULY 18TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7XPM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
***
What’s Up at TMoms:
• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Fast and Furious: A Live Reading
We live our lives a quarter of a mile at a time…
We’re fast. We’re furious. And we’re back with another reading in our Summer Movie Reading Series. What happens in the Fast and Furious franchise? Who knows, but we’re excited to do it all, live at Tattooed Mom!
Want to guarantee one of the best seats in the house? We offer limited VIP tickets which include 4 free raffle tickets, the best views in the house, and no stress about finding a seat. Available individually or at a discounted 4-pack price.
SUNDAY, JULY 23RD
7-9PM
$10 SUGGESTED DONATION | $15 VIP RESERVED SEATS
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT
Directed by Liz Crino (she/her)
Cast:
Natajia Sconiers (she/her)
John Patouhas (he/him)
Leslie Miller (she/her)
Adam Howard (he/him)
and more!
Follow Theatre Contra on Instagram.
***
What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »TATTOOED MOMEDY // July 2023
HELL YEAH! Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase brings you another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY!
TUESDAY JULY 25
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell.
FEATURING:
Wolfgang Hanulec
Amber Born
Ron Metellus
Zach Travis
And headliner Darryl Charles!
Art by Joe Bell.
Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S!
Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
It’s FREE! It’s COMEDY! It’s FREE COMEDY!
***
What’s Up at TMoms:
• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Haus Of Them Presents: Halloween in July
You like Halloween? You like witches 🧙 zombies 🧟 and more? Why wait for October! Come celebrate Halloween in July with a sexy silly cast of phillys spoopiest performers 🎃👻! July 27th doors at 7 pm show at 8 pm at Tattooed Mom! Brought to you by the drag house Haus Of Them aka H.O.T. ❤️🔥
THURSDAY, JULY 27TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Hosted by Lil Blo Peep 🐑 & The ZanyThing 🤪
Starring:
Angélique
Fyre Wood
Henlo Bullfrog
Rexxi
+ five open stage performers (!!!)
With photography from Lee!
And Zsa Zsa Dali at the door!
Come to Tattooed Mom to celebrate the best holiday !!! $10 to $20 suggested donation, but no one turned away for lack of funds
***
What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »August 2023
Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // August 2023
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philadelphia-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in PhillyVoice and Thrillist.
Next In Line is now bringing the dopest comedy showcase in town to Tattooed Mom’s on Wednesday, August 9th at 8pm (Doors at 7pm) and it’s Free.99!
The show gives quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ a space to work on their acts while providing Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price, in this case for FREE. Shows have featured top comics from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 9TH
DOORS 7PM // SHOW 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE (RSVP)
Featuring:
Grace Piotrowski
Danya
Josh Martier
Nicole Phoenix
Nancy Padgett
Kelsey McKee
Jay Simpson
Manny Brown
***
What’s Up at TMoms:
• Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm. >>> Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer! <<<
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »
