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September 2023
Queercast: A Drag & Burlesque Tribute to Podcasts!
Balena Canto is back at Tmoms with an all star cast to pay tribute to Podcasts!
Fans of podcasts like “My Dad Wrote a Porno,” “My Favorite Murder,” “Last Podcast on the Left,” “Very Delta,” “Sloppy Seconds,” this show is for YOU!
In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game, where you chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 28TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP + TICKETS: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
CAST:
Balena Canto (Host)
DJ/Door: Brettzo
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »October 2023
On The Floor Presents: Mom’s Mayhem Indie Improv Cage Match // October 2023
Indie cage match is back baby! That’s right, On the Floor is hosting the hottest night of indie comedy and things are going to get rough. Please join us as two of Philly’s best indie teams battle it out in a wrestling-style show and compete for the title of Mom’s Mayhem Champion. This month we have Wet Blanket defending their two-time title against former Philly Improv Theater (PHIT) House Team Schmooty! Oh yeahhh!!! You might even see someone get body slammed!!* Be there at 7 pm when doors open. Show starts at 7:30pm.
*with laughs
MONDAY, OCTOBER 9TH
DOORS 7PM + SHOW 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
>> NOTAFLOF <<
Performers:
wearewetblanket vs. schmootyimprov
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!
• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // October 2023
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philadelphia-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in PhillyVoice and Thrillist.
Next In Line is now bringing the dopest comedy showcase in town to Tattooed Mom’s on Wednesday, October 11th at 8pm (Doors at 7pm) and it’s Free.99!
The show gives quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ a space to work on their acts while providing Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price, in this case for FREE. Shows have featured top comics from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 11TH
DOORS 7PM // SHOW 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Featuring:
Finessica
Thomas Patrick
Tan Hoang
Jim Gillespie
Betty Smithsonian
Tyler Wolf
Manny Brown
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-11pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Big Ass Bitties: A Big Ass Pumpkin Spice Special // October 2023
Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.
The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 17TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
FEATURING:
Masha
Blake Wexler
Rachel Peters
Tom Hannigan
Max Barth
What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-11pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // October 2023
Take heed metalheads and drag royalty lovers alike.
Philly’s one and only ALL heavy metal drag show sharpens its scythe for the ultimate harvest! Legends and vultures alike shall gather at Tattooed Mom on 530 South St. for a night of metal mayhem, and mesmerizing feats of malice and avarice!
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Witness the Horror!
Don your finest leather and lace, and join us for a night of metal anthems, limitless drag royalty, and unforgettable brutality. Celebrate 5 years of Heavy Metal and Drag Carnage! Test your limits and compete for the most vicious vocal explosion in the classic Slayher Scream Showdown! Where the best metal scream will win the coveted crown of Scream Queen!
🖤 Lamia The Cursed Queen: Ruler of the metal underworld, ready to bewitch you with her hauntingly fierce presence.
🎤 Yari: A powerhouse of vocal prowess and heavy metal glam, ready to set the stage on fire.
👑 Icon Ebony Fierce: Mother of the Haus of Fierce. The definition of metal glamour incarnate.
🎸 Cyrus K Stratton: Royal King from the Haus of Stratton. Shredder of Hearts
💥 The Zanything: Sovereign of the Haus of Them. Host of Zaniacs at Tattooed Mom!
✨ Plexie Glass: The Unshatterable. Back and bolder than ever, this return is not to be missed!
🎃Hannibal Lickher: Father of the Haus of Lickher. King of Diamonds and Dragons
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 26TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
CAST:
Lamia
Yari
Icon Ebony Fierce
Hannibal Lickher
The Zanything
Plexie Glass
Cyrus K Stratton
Seating is limited to VIPS and offered on a first come-first served basis! Order in advance to reserve your spot! This event is 21+ and requires a valid proof of ID. Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism and Hate-speech (T.R.A.S.H) will not be tolerated in any fashion at this event.
Enjoy delectable vegan and non-vegan entrees as well as a sinful menu of cocktails, draft beers and signature specialties. Shoot some pool and see wall-to-wall-to-wall local artists displaying their works in the premium punk rock atmosphere of one of South St’s finest bars and restaurants.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-11pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Witches’ Brew
The witches are coming — and they’re bringing the laughs! Witches’ Brew is a femme-forward comedy show featuring some of the best talent in Philadelphia. Improvisers Hot Dog with Mustard will join Gam Gam (with special guest Siobhan O’Hara) and comedian Betty Smithsonian for a night celebrating Philly femme performers. Jam to follow the show if you want to get your reps in or get to know other femme comedians! Doors at 7, show at 7:30.
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 29TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Comedians:
Hot Dog with Mustard
Gam Gam
Siobhan O’Hara
Betty Smithsonian
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Masters of Horror: A Halloween Extravaganza
Join Balena Canto and Tattooed Mom for the MOST scary, thrilling, spooky, and QUEER Halloween experience! Our cast of drag performers and burlesque artists will be celebrating Halloween with numbers dedicated to “Masters of Horror” like Hitchcock, A24, Jordan Peele, Del Toro, Stephen King, Wes Craven, and so many more!
In addition to our show, we’ll have a costume constest (cause it’s Halloween Night, duh!), where you have a chance to show off your costume and impress me and my cast! Best costume will win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 31ST
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-25 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT
CAST:
Balena Canto (Host)
Cyrus K Stratton
Georgia Peach
Renaissance Noir
Saavy
The ZanyThing
Wet Betty
DJ/Sound: Brettzo
Online sales end at 6 pm on show day; however, you can purchase tickets at the door with cash, Venmo, or Cash App. We advise you buy ahead of time should we sell out at the event. Tickets are non-refundable once purchased.
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HALLOWEEN 365, BE CAREFUL NOT TO SAY IT THRICE…
THE DELIA DEETZ COCKTAIL SPECIAL
AVAILABLE 10/27 – 10/31 | ONLY AT TMOMS
🖤🤍🖤🤍
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-11pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »November 2023
Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // November 2023
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.
Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price. The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 8TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Line-up:
Follow @nextinlinecomedy on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-11pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Don’t Speak: BDSM & 90s Drag Show
Hey You!
Welcome to the Tragic Kingdom! Submit to your nostalgic desires in the premiere of Philadelphia’s newest kink, bdsm and drag show hosted by Philly’s premiere queen with a twist, Lamia. Starring the fierce Philly femmes and domme downtown divas Yari, Rocceaux and Dalyla Mizani Cristal.
Are you Happy Now? Indulge your daydreams in a blast to the past in an all 90s and No Doubt themed Drag Show. Witness Gwen Stefani, Britney Spears and your favorite divas of the new millenium as you delight in the delicacies of South St’s Legendary Punk Rock, Indie Art and Heavy Metal hangout, only at Tattooed Mom’s!
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 9TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Cast:
Lamia
Yari
Dalyla Mizani Cristal
Rocceaux
Clean out those Spiderwebs in your memory with games and trivia about 90s culture and BDSM in the kinkiest drag show in South Philly. Sponsored by Passional & Sexploratorium, the sharpest memory will win prizes and packages that will make it hard to keep it zipped up.
Next, your fantasies run free as your pop idols strip it down after the sun sets. The ladies of leather and lace may look like angels but Underneath It All, they’re not that innocent. Desire dominates the night as the divas of Don’t Speak tighten their bootstraps and take your breath away. Don your freshest leather, harnesses, ropes or straps and sit in worship of your mistresses.
You can look, but don’t touch, please practice consent with your fellow patrons and your performers, bar staff and hostesses.. Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism, Hatespeech will not be tolerated and will result in expulsion from this event and Tattooed Mom’s. This event is 21+, Valid Photo Id is required at the door. Reserved seating is available for VIPS on a first come, first served basis.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-11pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Fall Comedy Fest: A Night of Improv Comedy
Are you ready to hehe? Maybe even haha?
Then you need to check out the Fall Comedy Fest. In this night of seasonal comedy, get in the fall spirit with four incredible local teams. If you like Whose Line Is It Anyway, this show is for you!
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 12TH
7-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
About our teams:
Show and Tell Live: Your favorite Short Form team is back for another in-person performance! With over 900 followers on Twitch, Show and Tell Live slays on-stage online. Catch their previous streams at https://www.twitch.tv/
Pass The Kiss: As seen at Philly Improv Theater and Jester’s Castle, Pass The Kiss is thrilled to be back for another show! Prepare to see games, competitions, and races against in the clock.
Provin’ Cats: Performance debut! Provin’ Cats is a new, up and coming Long Form team. This will be the prettiest flower you’ve ever seen!
Gay Sleepover: Performance debut! Get ready to get gay and get goofy in this dynamic duo’s sleepover. Are they friends? Are they more? You decide in this interactive, choose-your-own-adventure show.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »
