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March 2023
Zanything + Zanax Present: ZANIACS
Everyone pop your ZANAX 💊 , things are about to get ZANY 🤪
Do you wish drag in Philly was freakier? Do you wanna see kings, queens, things, and in-betweens get FILTHY? Do you wanna see p!ss and bl00d and toes and hoes?? Then you’ve cum to the RIGHT PLACE.
Robot Drag King Zanax and Mx. Dragged Into 2022 The ZanyThing present ZANIACS! a brand new alternative drag show with featured artists from Philly & NYC AND an open stage!!! This month’s theme: FILTHY AND FLIRTY FREAKS!!
SUNDAY, MARCH 5th
7-9PM
$10-20 SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
Featuring:
ZANAX and THE ZANY THING as your hosts
VUDU THEE DAHL
LIL BLO PEEP
and our NYC GUESTS:
YAGA TIGERLILY
and GRAY ARIA
and FOUR open-stage performers TBA!!!
CW for stage puke, toes-sucking, and some nasty snacks. Please DM @thezanything if you’d like more specific warnings!
LET’S GET FLIRTY AND FREAKY
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Gender Queery: A Trans & Non-Binary Drag Show
The babes who busted the binary are back once again to belay the treacheries of ignorance and judgement! After 3 years of steady growth and determination, the cast of Gender Queery returns to the stages of Philly at their new legendary South Street spot, Tattooed Mom! Witness the beauty of trans and nonbinary talent as presented through our own lens. Hosted by Lamia The Cursed Queen and featuring the talents of transgender and gender nonconforming drag and performance artists in the city of Philadelphia.
Enjoy a drag show with draft beers and vegan and non vegan delights! Immerse yourself in an accepting and open atmosphere with other artists, allies, LGBTQ+ people and other locals and travelers, alike. Show your love for a community of various talents and backgrounds. Turn out and be you, and if that doesn’t do, then be someone new! It’s all up to you!
Seating is reserved for VIP ticket holders only, otherwise seating is on a first come first served basis and is not guaranteed with the purchase of a ticket.
THURSDAY, MARCH 9TH
DOORS @ 8PM + SHOW @ 9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
VIP SEATING $15 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE): EVENTBRITE LINK COMING SOON
CAST:
LAMIA
YARI
BEARY TYLER MOORE
ICON EBONY FIERCE
SAMANTHA SAYTEN
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // March 2023
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philadelphia-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in PhillyVoice and Thrillist.
Next In Line is now bringing the dopest comedy showcase in town to Tattooed Mom’s on Wednesday, February 8th at 8pm (Doors at 7pm) and it’s Free.99!
The show gives quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ a space to work on their acts while providing Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price, in this case for FREE. Shows have featured top comics from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 15TH
DOORS 7PM // SHOW 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE (RSVP)
Featuring:
Peggy O’Leary
Spark Tabor
Seamus Millar
Logan Malin
Amber Born
Maeve Hennessy
Jad S.
Tyler Wolf
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »The Mummy: A Live Reading
You are a catastrophe.
And, honestly, so are we! Theatre Contra is BACK to celebrate St. Patty’s Day weekend the only way we know how – with a LIVE reading of Oscar Winner (we hope) Brendan Fraser’s Action Horror classic: The Mummy!
Don’t get caught in a creepy human shaped sandstorm on your way to Tattooed Mom – and don’t forget your valid ID because this event is 21+. So grab your drink, avoid the flesh eating scarabs, and join us at Tattooed Mom!
SUNDAY, MARCH 19TH
7-9PM
$10 SUGGESTED DONATION | VIP SEATING ONLINE ONLY | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP TICKETS: BROWN PAPER TICKETS
Directed by Bryant Edwards
Featuring:
Mariah Ghant (she/her)
Adam Howard (he/him)
Kimie Muroya (she/her)
Leslie Mille (she/her)
Liz Crino (she/her)
Jenna Kuerzi (she/her)
Sarah Heddins (she/her)
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »On the Floor Presents: Mom’s Mayhem Indie Cage Match
Indie cage match is back baby! That’s right, On the Floor is hosting the hottest night of indie comedy and things are going to get rough. Please join us as two of Philly’s best indie teams battle it out in a wrestling-style show and compete for the title of Mom’s Mayhem Champion. This month we have Daddy Issues going against 6 Different People. Oh yeahhh!!! You might even see someone get body slammed!!* Make sure you show up at 7pm when doors open. Show starts at 7:30pm.
*with laughs
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »NintendHO! A Drag and Burlesque Tribute
Balena Canto is back at TMoms with an all star cast to pay tribute to all things Nintendo!
See your fav Nintendo characters like Princess Peach, Mario, Luigi, Bayonetta, Eevee, Urbosa, Boo, Bowsette, Zelda, K.K Slider AND MORE brought to life by our cast of Philly’s finest nightlife performers!
In addition to the show, we’ll play themed games for your chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!
TUESDAY, MARCH 21ST
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
STARRING:
Balena Canto (Host)
Deadb0y
Jenny Henny
Renaissance Noir
Sir Donyx
Tiffany Uma Mascara
Vanity Killz
GUEST PERFORMER:
Ms. Terr
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »TATTOOED MOMEDY // March 2023
HELL YEAH! Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase brings you another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY! TUESDAY MARCH 28TH 8-10PM NO COVER // FREE FUN FEATURING: Amber Born Ibhan Kulkarni Michael Hirsch Andrew Durso And headliner: Tan Hoang!! Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell! Art by Rachel Chou! Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S! Named 2019’s BEST CHEAP LAUGHS IN PHILLY by Philly Magazine. Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get…
Find out more »Thy KINGdom Come: An All Drag King and Trans Masculine Show
Come into the KINGdom and surround yourself with drag kings and trans masculine performers for one night, hosted by Snatcherella 3000 Season 3 former contestant, Billie King!
THURSDAY, MARCH 30TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
$10 SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE
Cast:
Mister Right
Rexxi
Gemini Mxr
Eugene Rideher Betta
Stage Kitten: Oz
Door Guardian: Ken U Knott
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »April 2023
Big Ass Bitties // April 2023
This is a very silly comedy show where a lineup of entertainers will perform comedic feats! They might be risky bits, weird bits, sketch bits, improvised bits, musical bits, wild bits. BUT ALL OF THEM WILL BE BIG ASS BITTY BITS.
Expect bits. You will see bits. All the bittiest bits you could imagine.
Come see this show!
A line up of wild proportions!
SUNDAY, APRIL 2ND
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
Hosted by Betty Smithsonian and featuring a cast of characters:
Brendan Murphy
Tom Brennan
Jay Simpson
Hannah Burks
Alix Griffin
Melanie Lynch
Josh Machiz
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // April 2023
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philadelphia-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in PhillyVoice and Thrillist. Next In Line is now bringing the dopest comedy showcase in town to Tattooed Mom’s on Wednesday, April 12th at 8pm (Doors at 7pm) and it’s Free.99! The show gives quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ a space to work on their acts while providing Philly audiences a…
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