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February 2024
Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // February 2024
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.
Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price (FREEEE!). The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 7TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Line-Up:
Parrish McWhorter
Bryan Chesky
Rob Cody
Jules Posner
Domo Jones
Maeve Hennessy
Follow @nextinlinecomedy on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Crowd Fundraiser for P.E.G. Philadelphia Erotic Gallery and Sex Museum
Join the Philadelphia Erotic Gallery and Sex Museum for a crowd fundraiser! Come on out, catch a sexy show, buy a raffle ticket, buy a drink, win some prizes and have the time of your life! 🤩 see your ass there! 🍑🔥🖤
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 8TH
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Stiletto Sour Special Cocktail – $6
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
A Sapphictine’s Sleepover Variety Show
Omg, we’re not gay! We just like to kiss at our sleepovers 🙊 👩🏼❤️👩🏻 😘
Haus Of Them members Lil Blo Peep and The ZanyThing invite you to their all-sapphic sleepover! Featuring burlesque, music, and drag celebrating lesbians in preparation for Valentine’s Day 💕 💕 💕 ✨✨✨👩🏿❤️👩🏽 👩🏼❤️💋👩🏻 🧑🏼❤️🧑🏾✨✨💞💞❤️🧡💝 ❤️ EVERYONE IS WELCOME!
This show comes with a Passional Raffle!
Sunday, February 11th, doors at 6 pm Show at 7 pm
On the second floor of Tattooed Mom in the pool room!! Seating is limited.
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 11TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20 | VIP SEATING $20 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Hosted by Lil Blo Peep & The ZanyThing!
Starring:
Nirvana Noire (Crush Burlesque member & Snatcherella 3000 producer)
Avery Goodname (from Camp Wannakiki season 5 & Snatcherella 3000 All Stars)
Mister Right & Stori Luminescence (our lesbian drag powerhouse couple)
with guests:
Vanity Killz, Rexxi, and Goofy Littleguy!
Get your pajamas and your “heterosexual” girlfriends and CUM 💦💦 JOIN US! 🤩🤩😽😽😻😻
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »BULLSHIT LIT’S Second Annual Lovey Dovey Poetry Reading
Come hang at TMoms for BULLSHIT LIT’s second annual lovey dovey Valentine’s Day reading! Exactly what it sounds like: eleven writers read their favorite love poems. Get romantic with us, and bring a lover!
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 14TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
JAMES ROACH
KALEIGH SPOLLEN
ARI VILLEDA-MARTINEZ
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Live, Laugh, and Love: Improv Comedy Show & Mixer
Come Live, Laugh, and Love at Tattooed Mom! Join us Sunday, February 18th @ 4-5pm for a FREE improv comedy show. Give our performers sexy suggestions and see them performed live onstage, made up completely on-the-spot! Then, stick around at the bar from 5-6pm for an improv mixer. Meet people, share project ideas, hang out and have fun!
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 18TH
4-5PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
Artist Lineup:
The Worms – Fran and Max are happily in a relationship… Or are they? Should they break up? Help them decide! Come ready with a suggestion of the worst place for this couple to break up.
Pass The Kiss – Mwah! Pass the Kiss is an Indie team that’s been performing around Philly for the past year. From Philly Improv Theater to Jester’s Castle to TMom’s, this team can’t stop and won’t stop making this city laugh. Get ready for a night of highly interactive improv games (and kissing, of course!). Starring Pankhuri Singhal, Diego Romero-Aros, Scott Kenkelen, Alex Daly, and Fielding Miller.
Third Wheel – Look, we’ve all been there. Enjoy how deliciously weird things get when there’s a third wheel thrown into the mix. A Philadelphia comedy trio starring Victoria Tellez, Jesse Freeman, and Jim O’Donnell. Follow them @3rdwheelcomedy
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // February 2024
Philly’s one and only ALL heavy metal drag show sharpens its scythe for the ultimate harvest! Legends and vultures alike shall gather at Tattooed Mom on 530 South St. for a night of metal mayhem, and mesmerizing feats of malice and avarice!
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Witness the Horror!
🖤 Lamia The Cursed Queen: Ruler of the metal underworld, ready to bewitch you with her hauntingly fierce presence.
Starring the talents of philadelphia’s philthiest lipsync assassins!
Calliope, Esme Eventide, Mister Right, Vudu Thee Dahl and Yari
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 22ND
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Don your finest leather and lace, and join us for a night of metal anthems, limitless drag royalty, and unforgettable brutality. Celebrate 5+ years of Heavy Metal and Drag Carnage! Test your limits and compete for the most vicious vocal explosion in the classic Slayher Scream Showdown! Where the best metal scream will win the coveted crown of Scream Queen!
Seating is limited to VIPS and offered on a first come-first served basis! Order in advance to reserve your spot! Seating starts at 8pm, Shows begin at 9pm! This event is 21+ and requires a valid proof of ID. Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism and Hate-speech (T.R.A.S.H) will not be tolerated in any fashion at this event.
Enjoy delectable vegan and nonvegan entrees as well as a sinful menu of cocktails, draft beers and signature specialties. Shoot some pool and see wall-to-wall-to-wall local artists displaying their works in the premium punk rock atmosphere of one of South St’s finest bars and restaurants.
CAST:
Lamia
Calliope
Caresse Deville
Mister Right
Vudu Thee Dahl
Yari
Jenny Henny (sound person)
Alisplayhouse (photographer)
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »On The Floor Presents: Mom’s Mayhem Indie Improv Cage Match // February 2024
Indie cage match is back baby! On the Floor is hosting the hottest night of indie comedy and things are going to get ROUGH. Please join us as two of Philly’s best improv teams battle it out in a wrestling-style show and compete for the title of Mom’s Mayhem Champion. This month we have two-time champions Schmooty going up against fellow former Philly Improv Theater (PHIT) House Team Remain Dog! Oh yeahhh!!! You might even see someone get body slammed!!* Be there at 7 pm when doors open. Show starts at 7:30pm.
*with laughs
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 26TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Performers:
Schmooty! vs. Remain Dog
What’s Up at TMoms:
• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!
• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »TATTOOED MOMEDY // February 2024
Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 27
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Featuring:
Tiz Irie
Liam Paris
Brooke Eliot
Whitley Watson
Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell
Art by Joe Bell
Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!
Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »March 2024
Big Ass Bitties // March 2024
Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.
The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 6TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Host:
The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian
FEATURING:
Jay Simpson
London Duran
Delia Amendola
Masha Makarova
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Non-Disney Animation Drag & Burlesque
Balena Canto is back at TMoms with an all star cast to pay tribute to Non-Disney Animation!
See your favorite non-Disney animation come to life! Films like Anastasia (yes we count it as Fox), Land Before Time, Madagascar, Shark Tale, Fern Gully, Ice Age, Spirit, Thumbelina, An American Tale, and many more will be celebrated and reimagined by your favorite Philly nightlife artists!
In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game with a chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 TMoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!
THURSDAY, MARCH 7TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
TICKETS $15 | VIP SEATING $25
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
CAST:
Balena Canto (Host)
Cupid Bowe
Divine Paradi
Harley Honey
Oktober Third
Renaissance Noire
Saavy Baby
Door/Kitten: Allison Wiedman
DJ: Brettzo
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
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