“Little Tea” is the story of a young queer girl living within a network of her own quiet, contrived drama. After exploring the intersection of OCD and BPD traits with gender, sexuality, and religion, this coming of age tale calls out our need to explore, identify, and label our existential angst. Through standup, childhood diary excerpts, and original music, “Little Tea” alerts you to the necessity of living as authentically as you know how in whatever moment you are in.

SUNDAY, APRIL 7TH
DOORS @ 12PM + SHOW @ 1PM
SUGGESTED DONATION
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RSVP: EVENTBRITE

This show is written and performed by by Camille Roberts.

Camille is joined by her good friend and fellow queer Gabby Jordan Brown, who will open the show. Gabby is a comic, producer and podcaster. She has been featured on Amazon as well as on the festival circuit, with recent appearances at LA Comedy Festival, the LGBTLOL Fest in New Orleans, and the All Janes Festival in Portland. Gabby co-produces the show “If We Did It,” a murder-mystery comedy, as well as the courtroom themed showcase “Wait But Are You Sure?” She also is one half of Two Nosy Meerkats, a podcast with TikToker Lukas Arnold.

The show is free to attend – donation appreciated with your reservation but not required!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Dive into an evening where the South meets the North, humorously bridged by none other than Philly’s own Standup Barbie, Ebony Moore! Join us for a groundbreaking night of laughter, stories, and unforgettable comedy as we film a live hour of standup comedy.

From sweet tea to cheesesteaks, Ebony Moore navigates the quirks of life away from the Mason-Dixon with charm, wit, and a dash of Southern sass. It’s an uproarious journey of culture clashes, personal misadventures, and hilarious observations, making “Making My Way Downtown” a must-see event.

MONDAY, APRIL 8TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

Starring: Ebony Moore

Film Production: Beyfilmzmedia

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.

Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price (FREEEE!). The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 10TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

Follow @nextinlinecomedy on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

HAUS OF THEM is back giving you the kinky sapphic night of your wettest dreams 💦 💦 Everyone is welcome to join us for LESBDSM, a drag, burlesque, sexy sensual variety show celebrating all sapphic-things kink and BDSM! With a chance to win a sex toy kit provided by Dannys Midnight Confessions!

Hosted by lipstick lovers Lil Blo Peep and The ZanyThing at Tattooed Mom, second floor, Doors at 7 pm Show at 8 pm. Tickets online $10, $20 for reserved seating! No one turned away for lack of funds! Must be able to provide ID proving 21 +

SUNDAY, APRIL 21ST
8-10:30PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

Featuring:
Fulano De Tal, sexy drag king extraordinaire
Miss Thing, creep in the streets and in the sheets
Ziphina, burlesque goddess and host of The Naughty Jawn

with Open Stage Performers:
Cash Calamity
Perry Mingle
Phoenix Universe
Vanity Killz
Kittened by Rexxi!

Door managed by Lobo

See you there, kinksters!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Spring has sprung, so let’s celebrate with an afternoon of FREE comedy on Sunday 4/28 from 4-5pm! Give our performers silly seasonal suggestions and see them performed live, on-the-spot. If you love Whose Line Is It Anyway, this show is for YOU!

SUNDAY, APRIL 28TH
4-5PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT |

ARTIST LINEUP:
6 Different People – But there are 7 players! They’ve been together for 2.5 years now and the majority of them were members of house teams at Philly Improv Theater. You can see them perform all around the city! Follow them on Instagram @6_Different_People

Go Fish – Go Fish are Philly’s Harold pros! From Philly Improv Theater to Plays and Players to Trestle Inn and beyond, you can’t stop them from going fishing! Follow them on Instagram @GoFishImprov

Praise Rachel – Praise Rachel is a bonkers pretty flower duo based on a bit that Rachel Ray is a cult leader. Will and Sarah have been doing improv for 9-10 years, so you’re in for a treat!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!

TUESDAY, APRIL 30th
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

Featuring:
Lamar Todd
Sarah Bell
Moss Perricone
Andrew Durso

Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell

Art by Joe Bell

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!

Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.