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August 2024

TATTOOED MOMEDY // August 2024

TueTue
August 27August 27
8:00 pm10:00 pm

Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!

 

TUESDAY, AUGUST 27
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

featuring:
Zoe Dixon
Michael Kelly

and headliner
Samantha Ruddy

 

Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell

Art by Joe Bell

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!

Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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Beetle J*zz: A Tim Burton Drag & Burlesque Tribute

WedWed
August 28August 28
8:00 pm10:00 pm

Balena Canto is back at Tmoms with an all star cast to pay tribute to all things Tim Burton!

See your fav Tim Burton films/series like The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Corpse Bride, Mars AttacksEdward Scissor HandsBatman, Wednesday, and more brought to life by our cast of Philly’s finest nightlife performers!

In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game where you have the chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

 

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 28TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

CAST:
Balena Canto (Host) – Delia Deetz
Calliope – The Madhatter
FridaAnn Slip – Otho Fenlock
Luci Longlegs – Jack Skellington
Rosaria D’Liability – Selina Kyle
Victoria Reno – Ed Wood
The Zanything – Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter

Brettzo (DJ Extrordinare) – Pee Wee Herman
Allison (Door Guardian & Kitten)

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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Drag Bingo (hosted by Pi!)

ThuThu
August 29August 29
7:00 pm9:00 pm

Join Pi for a silly night of drag and BINGO baby! Pi is Philly’s little slice of silly and a Snatcherella 3000 founder. Pi is sure to leave you chuckling from a stupidly silly night.

$5 will get you a board for the whole night, or get 3 boards for $10. There will be silly prizes to be won, AND drag performances will be throughout the event, so bring cash tips!

 

THURSDAY, AUGUST 29TH
DOORS @ 6PM + GAME @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $5-10
>> NOTAFLOF <<

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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September 2024

Feral Comedy: Free Comedy Showcase

MonMon
September 2September 2
6:30 pm9:30 pm

Feral Comedy is a stand up comedy showcase that prioritizes booking women and queer comics. We are excited to have our first comedy showcase at Tattooed Mom!

 

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 2ND
DOORS @ 6:30PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Follow Feral Comedy on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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Dolls on Tour

ThuThu
September 5September 5
7:00 pm9:30 pm

Violet Stanza and Sunny Laprade are two of the most famous gen z trans women out performing today… and they just so happen to be besties! Uniting for the variety show to end all variety shows, Dolls on Tour features equal parts gut busting comedy and heartfelt ballads and bangers. Catch them now while you still can before they’re selling out Madison Square Garden for $100 a ticket in 2045!

 

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 5TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Lineup of Artists:


Sunny Laprade: Based in Brooklyn, Sunny Laprade is a standup comedian, writer, storyteller, and viral internet creator. With over a quarter of a million followers combined across all platforms, she is the second most followed trans woman standup comic in the world. Her first comedy special Queer Enough ran for two nights to sold out audiences before being released to the public on YouTube in 2022 and named one of 6 Queer Comedy Specials That Will Restore Your Faith in the Craft by Autostraddle. She is a staff writer for Late Stage Live and performs all over the country.

 

Violet Stanza: Violet Stanza is a singer/songwriter whose writing ranges from pop bangers to tender ballads. Her music has earned several accolades, winning both BroadwayWorld’s Best Original Song, and the Goethe Institut’s International Music Contest. Violet can be found performing around New York, or online where her content has amassed over 800 thousand followers across platforms. She hopes to empower other queer and trans people through her art, and make the world a prettier place along the way.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // September 2024

WedWed
September 11September 11
8:00 pm10:00 pm

Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.

Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price (FREEEE!). The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!

 

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Line-Up:

Casey Kuftik
Zoe Dixon
Trayvon Fulton
Anant Kumar
Rachel Peters

 

Follow @nextinlinecomedy on Instagram.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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Don’t Speak: BDSM & 90s Drag Show // September 2024

ThuThu
September 12September 12
8:00 pm10:00 pm

Don’t play with these dolls. D/S returns to dominate as South Street’s sexiest drag show! Witness the might of the mistresses of the night! Philadelphia’s Finest Divas in Many Disciplines join Best of Philly Drag Queen LAMIA, The Cursed Queen in her dynasty of drop dead gorgeous. Showing off their tightest lip syncs and sharpest stunts, the Dont/Speak Divas control the spotlight with their beauty and skill.

 

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

CAST:
Lamia
Mia The Body Bombshell
Nikita Sinn Monroe
Dalyla Mizani Cristal

 

Starring the talents of Philadelphia Legendary Queens:
MIA THE BODY BOMBSHELL
NIKITA SINNN MONROE
DALYLA MIZANI CRISTAL

Anything but demure and mindful, keep your brats on a tight leash around the dommy mommy femme fatales of Tattooed Mom. Enjoy your situation with a menu of vegan and nonvegan options and signature cocktails that will satisfy your salivating spirit. Strap in with an atmosphere of art and anarchy while you find your seat amongst Philly’s most fierce.

Doors Open at 8pm/ 21+ event VALID ID REQUIRED
Reserve your seat and RSVP on eventbrite!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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Big Ass Bitties // September 2024

MonMon
September 16September 16
7:00 pm9:00 pm

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 16TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Host:
The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian

 

FEATURING:

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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Shame Spiral: Storytelling Show + Open Mic

MonMon
September 23September 23
7:00 pm10:00 pm

🌀On September 23rd, we gather at Tattooed Mom to hear stories from comedians that they usually wouldn’t tell onstage. A night of radical acceptance and belly laughs.

 

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 23RD
7:30-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

🌀bring a story to tell for the open mic.

🌀poster by @revafrommercury

🌀produced by @lohphilly

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Find out more »

TATTOOED MOMEDY // September 2024

TueTue
September 24September 24
8:00 pm10:00 pm

Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!

 

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Featuring:
Caitlin Feeney
Wolfgang Hanulec
Jacqueline Blizzard

 

Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell

Art by Joe Bell Joe Bell

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!

Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

 

***

What’s Up at TMoms:

• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Find out more »

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