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October 2024
It Was The Night Before Halloween: A Drag Variety Show
Twas the night before Halloween…
and all through @tmoms,
were freaks and queerdos
ready to perform their butts off!
at The Haus Of Them Variety Show,
October 30th,
doors at 7 show at 8,
you won’t wanna miss this.
Come in a costume
for a free raffle ticket
and bring those dollars
cuz you’ll wanna be tippin
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 30TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-$20 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Enjoy your mischief night with Haus Of Them to get into the Halloween spirit!
Hosted by The ZanyThing & Lil Blo Peep
Starring:
Angel Baphomet
APHRODYKE
Buck 2th
Cinna $lut
Eboni X Pyre
Javier El Jugador
Stanny Hel
Themme Fatale
Kittened by Rexxi!
Tickets from $10 to $20 but no one turned away for lack of funds!!! Get reserved seating online.
See you there! Happy Halloween!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »November 2024
Stigma Suxxx! Operation In My Backyard FundRager
Get ready for an unforgettable show with red hot performances from the most deliciously deviant artists, all joining forces to shut down stigma & raise money for Operation In My Backyard’s harm reduction programs! OPIMBY will be collecting cold weather items for their participants such as coats & blankets- donated items are greatly appreciated! Admission for this show is a suggested donation $15 (NOTAFLOF).
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 3RD
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
>> NOTAFLOF <<
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »FERAL Comedy Show // November 2024
The event of the Century! You laugh, you’ll cry (because you’re laughing so hard), and you’ll leave feeling happy healthy and moisturized!
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 4TH
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!
• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // November 2024
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.
Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price (FREEEE!). The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 13TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Line-Up:
Zoe Dixon
Jay Yoder
Michael Beavers
Jules Posner
Lauren Ingeno
Thomas Cryer
Follow @nextinlinecomedy on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »The Naughty Jawn – One Year Anniversary!
The Naughty Jawn turns one! Come celebrate Philly’s only show that’s dedicated to featuring Philly-native and local performers. Join us on November 17th at 7PM for a night of sexy celebration and fun. A party filled with performances, drinks, and a chance for you to get on stage too. Drag, burlesque, erotic poetry, an open stage, and more. Let’s make this anniversary one to remember!
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 17TH
7-10PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-15 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Stay up-to-date with our featured and open stage performers at instagram.com/thenaughtyjawn
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Big Ass Bitties // November 2024
Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.
The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!
MONDAY, DECEMBER 18TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Host:
The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian
FEATURING:
Katie Hewko-Dykes
John Deary
John Miller
Bella Robinson
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!
• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Queen of the Damned // FALL 2024
The pits of Hades yawn for the light of a new overlord! The demonic forces of the night gather at Tattooed Mom once more to crown the next Queen of the Damned! Philly’s Phiercest Phashion Phantoms commune with the dark cabal of beauty queens to determine whose head befits the crown of demon lord!
Joining us this auspicious Thursday evening, Lamia, your hostess of Slayher: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show and Philadelphia Magazine’s Best Drag Queen with a Twist. Your first judge Nikita Sinn Monroe, Miss Metropolitan Continental Plus 2024, and also judged byThe Zanything, Haus of Them Productions.
5 souls will be chosen to compete in this demonic fashion and performance competition. The future queen, king or thing of the damned shall reign with fire! This seasons theme is Inferno, fire, the depths of hell, demons, devils and monsters come to roam the land of the living. Hell is here. The winner of Queen of the Damned shall win $100 cash and a future booking with Lamia The Cursed Queen events.
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21ST
7-10PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Indulge in your deepest sins with a delectable selection of cocktails, mocktails and signature dishes and delights with vegan and nonvegan options for everybody! Offer your flesh to the Tattooed Mom and celebrate your birthday, divorce, engagement, death rite, or inauspicious gathering with the Queens of the Damned!
Thursday November 21st, 2024. 530 South St, Philadelphia, PA, 19145 Doors at 7pm, Runway starts at 8pm. Dress to Impress, we hope to see you out this night for pleasure.
Cast:
lamia
nikita sinn monroe
thezanything
mew ikki
angel baphomet
& 5 competitors for the title of Queen of the Damned Fall!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »TATTOOED MOMEDY // November 2024
Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 26th
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Featuring:
Michael Watkins
Finessica
Doogie Horner
Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell
Art by Joe Bell
Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!
Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Nonbinary Finery Drag Show Part 2: The Remix
The Only all Nonbinary cast and crew drag show in philadelphia returns by popular demand wednesday nov. 27th at Tmoms to showcase more Nonbinary Philadelphian Nightlife talent. Join us doors open at 7pm for a show with a cast of incredible drag artists and burlesquers showing what makes their nonbinary tea oh so fine (valid).
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 27
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
Lineup:
MS.Terr (host)
Tom Foolery
Buck2th
Elizabeth New Jersey
Kayo Kenshin
Kiss the Clown
Little piece
Nakomis laLuna
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »December 2024
UpDog Productions Presents: Mom’s Mayhem Holly Jolly Holidaze // December 2024
Do you hear that? We think it’s SLAY bells. Though our pecs might be mighty and our suplexes might be strong, we here at Moms have a soft spot for the holidays. Which is why we’re hosting the first ever Mom’s Mayhem Holly Jolly HoliDAZE show! Join your favorite Moms Mayhem wrestlers as they chokeslam the holidays in a very special improv show. With special guests Big Simple, Wet Blanket, and The Biggest Assholes in Philadelphia. Special musical guest: Jai Nim!
Also featuring the ONLY Philly look alike contest that matters this year: 6 ABC news anchor Jim Gardner! So comb your mustache and let us see if you’re Philly’s number one Jim!
MONDAY, DECEMBER 9TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Performers:
@bigsimpleimprov
@wearewetblanket
@thebiggestaholesinphiladelphia
@jai.nim
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!
• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
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