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February 2026
WAR OF THE WORDS: Dad Joke and Wordplay Quizzo Battle
From the notorious fellows behind It’s Always Punny in Philadelphia comes another dad joke-based quizzo extravaganza, this time with a new name(!). Assemble your squad and prepare for wordplay battle; prepare for groans. Your team will compete in rounds including, but not limited to:
Complete the Dad Joke: We give you the first half of the dad joke, you complete the second
Headlines: We give you a wacky new story, you write the headline
What’s in a Name? Tell us what an acronym or abbreviation really stands for
Figures of Speech: Create a new saying and tell us when you use it
Winners will receive honor, glory, and prizes(!).
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 2026
7-8:30PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $5
>> NOTAFLOF <<
TICKETS: EVENTBRITE
Logistical note: this event has been busy in the past. If having a proper chair is an object, we suggest you arrive early (though we’ll of course do our best to accommodate).
Follow It’s Always Punny in Philadelphia on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | it’s tacos. it’s tecate. it’s tuesdays. what more can we say. $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Taco Tuesday + $3 tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »You Got Served: A Live Reading
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 9TH
7-9PM
VIP TICKETS: $15
>> NOTAFLOF <<
CAST:
Follow Theatre Contra on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Mondays, 4-11pm | mom’s marvelous meatless mondays?? Say it 3 times fast and see what happens. we dare u. Meatless Monday is here at TMoms from open ’till close. See what’s on special this month!
• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | cue ball as bright as ur future. Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms continues!
• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // February 2026
Smoldering from the depths of Delco, 7 demonic deities return to the land of the mortal to bestow fierce judgement. Witness the true horror of the finest specimens of sin in the Philadelphia region. Highlighting the best of Slayher’s sovereign reagents and gracing with thorns the new blood, Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show is heralded by Lamia, The Cursed Queen of Philadelphia. Celebrating 7 years of serpentine success, the succubi of South St stretch their wings in the annals of our inked cathedral. Visit destination Tattooed Mom to subscribe to the succulent and solatious souls of the divas of damnation. Your worship sates an abyssal appalachian thirst.
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 13TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
The primordial primadonnas are tasked with a testament to the cardinal sins that fuel the fierocious fiends. Join us this February on Friday The 13th to indulge in our insatiable Lust for fashion, stunts and lipsync situations. Starring Slayher Champions and Goddesses of Gore and Glamour:
CAST:
@thelamiaqueen
@itzzme_sirdonyx
@kutmytitz
@postmortem_666
@cruise3lroy
@hybriddollsuli2.0
Suffer no more the desire for dinner and a drag show, as our Tattooed Motherlords provide libations of vegan and nonvegan delights the same. Aongside us, a draught of cocktails and concoctions that will inspire your fervor for our forbidden ritual! Join us in our barbaric boast in the semimonthly Slayher Screaming Showdown to see if the strength to conquer sleeps within. Reserve your spot to celebrate your ascenscion, birthday, bachelorette party, divorce or divine intervention with our premium R.I.P seats and show your everlasting devotion to the daemonia of South St’s Slayhers.
Seating starts at 7pm, Showtime at 8pm
Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism and Hatespeech (T.R.A.S.H.) has no seat in our court, failure to conduct yourself with mutual respect, consent and reverence for your surroundings may result in immediate dismissal from the event and possibly the premises. This event is 21+ and requires valid ID for entry.
Premiering in 2026 on FRIDAY The 13th of February. Our Sin of the Month is Lust
Upcoming Dates:
Thursday, April 16th – Acedia (Sloth)
Thursday, June 20th – Vainglory (Pride)
Thursday, August 13th – Invidia (Envy)
Thursday, October 22 – 8 year anniversary of Ire (Wrath)
Thursday, December 17th – Avarice (Greed)
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Lady Laughs Philly: Open Mic Night // February 2026
Lady Laughs Philly is the city’s only monthly comedy show that features all women and queer comics. Our open mic welcomes anyone and everyone, however our open mics center women and queer comics. We hope you’ll join us!
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 16TH
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Hosts: Shar Martin and Kevin Thomas
Producer: Shawna Lutzow
Sound: Kara Ferguson
Follow Lady Laughs Philly on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Mondays, 4-11pm | mom’s marvelous meatless mondays?? Say it 3 times fast and see what happens. we dare u. Meatless Monday is here at TMoms from open ’till close. See what’s on special this month!
• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | cue ball as bright as ur future. Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms continues!
• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Sapphictines: The Wedding Show
It’s the season of love! And what better display of love than a drag wedding! 
Sapphictines is BACK to celebrate sapphics, three years of variety shows, and the love between Lil Blo Peep & The ZanyThing 
In 2024 they fell in love, in 2025 Blo proposed, and 2026 they’re tying the knot surrounded by good friends and family 
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 19TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP | TICKETS: EVENTBRITE
resident kitten and haus of them member Rexxii singing their first dance song 
Yari walking her daughter Blo down the aisle 
ordained by Mister Right
with a silly goofy performance from one of our OG cast members Goofy Littleguy
and a special sexy performance by Leila Delicious
plus photos by Spectral Vision
and a raffle for tmom swag, Boyfriend Material tickets, & sex toys!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | we support bad decisions but this isn’t one of them. 75¢ pierogis all day for Pierogi Thursday … with all the toppings & sauces ur heart desires + $3 cans of tecate!!!
• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »TATTOOED MOMEDY // February 2026
Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 24TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Featuring:
Kirsten Michelle Cills
Andrew Jeffrey Wright
and headliner
Meg Goetz
Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell
Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!
Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | it’s tacos. it’s tecate. it’s tuesdays. what more can we say. $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Taco Tuesday + $3 tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »March 2026
Collide Zine Issue 12 Launch Party & Open Mic
Join us for our long awaited debut of Collide Zine Issue 12 on March 3rd at our favorite community bar and art haven, Tattooed Mom!
Starting at 6pm, the upstairs front room will be open for shopping a select 10 local artist and maker’s wares–make friends with our thriving artist family and see what our zine is all about!
To pick up your pre orders of the issue or buy yours hot off the press, slide down to the back room of the upstairs bar, where we’ll be running an open mic for poetry, short stories, and comedy (you name it, anything goes!) from 6:30 to 9pm. We’ll be giving away RAFFLE PRIZES to anyone who performs on the mic–so get your name on the list early! Spots fill up quickly.
Everyone is a winner at this event–enjoy free art and tickets to upcoming art events from our local business partners <3
Collide = community.
Show us what you’re about and we’ll see you there! We can’t wait.
TUESDAY, MARCH 3RD
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
Vendors:
Alaina Joy
Brooke Grant
Vee Cipperman
Ash Anethema
Art Battle/Kim Lucas
Judy Ha
Casual Covert
Them Arts
Nox Wulong
LiveCarePhilly
Follow Collide Zine on Instagram @collidezinephilly
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | it’s tacos. it’s tecate. it’s tuesdays. what more can we say. $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Taco Tuesday + $3 tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Dirty Laundry: A Night at Home with the Vanilla Voyeur & His Domestic Darlings
Step inside a world where domesticity gets deliciously naughty. The Vanilla Voyeur and his domestic darlings turn everyday household items into instruments of flirtation, mischief, and pure burlesque delight. From sultry spins on the spin cycle to scandal behind closed cupboards, this show proves that behind every tidy home lies a little chaos… and a lot of temptation.
THURSDAY, MARCH 5TH
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | we support bad decisions but this isn’t one of them. 75¢ pierogis all day for Pierogi Thursday … with all the toppings & sauces ur heart desires + $3 cans of tecate!!!
• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »MomDotCom MomArama: 90s and 00s Drag Show // March 2026
NEW DATE : SUNDAY MARCH 8th 2026
Burgeoning from the twisted mind of Slayher’s Lamia The Cursed Queen and the warm bosom of Dalyla’s Domain comes the third ever Mom Dot Com crossover episode! This month Lamia and Dalyla team up to show the children how it’s done. Presenting fresh talent from Philly’s up and coming drag scene, Suli Skekli, The Lady Azarine, Shanida Blunt, Lysette Lovelybird and more are poised to dazzle in their fiercest fashion. Performing hit songs from the new millenium, D & L are going back to basics to bring the backroom runway to the bombdotcom era of the 90s and 00s.
SUNDAY, MARCH 8TH
7PM
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP / TICKETS: EVENTBRITE
LINEUP:
lamia
dalyla
suli
theladyazarine
Celebrate the New Year like it’s a whole new millennium with your best y2k outfit, sip on signature cocktails and soak in the local art and symphony of stickers and scenery only available at Tattooed Mom. Reserve your spot with a VIP upgrade and join us on the 2nd floor for a wide selection of drafts with a variety of vegan and nonvegan snacks to choose!
Support local drag and show some love to our special guest Dalyla Mizani Cristal! Local drag legend, dancer, makeup artist and beautician, experienced emcee and choreographer! This seasoned performer has provided entertainers a community and place to grow in many variety shows, open stages and drag brunches across the city for over 10 years! Find her @dalylamizanicristal and support one of Philly’s finest queens.
Interested in competing for the $75 cash prize and opportunity to be a paid guest in future Momdotcoms? Message Lamia on instagram @thelamiaqueen to inquire about your spot!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | if u didn’t get glitter in ur drink did you even craft sunday? Craft Sundays at TMoms every sunday, play both upstairs and downstairs. u heard me, both.
• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Lady Laughs Philly: Open Mic Night // March 2026
Lady Laughs Philly is the city’s only monthly comedy show that features all women and queer comics. Our open mic welcomes anyone and everyone, however our open mics center women and queer comics. We hope you’ll join us!
MONDAY, MARCH 9TH
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Hosted by the lovely hosts of Girl Mic, Samantha Stoakes and Cassandra Kyriazis.
Produced by Shawna Lutzow
Audio/Sound Support by Kara Ferguson of Banter
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Mondays, 4-11pm | mom’s marvelous meatless mondays?? Say it 3 times fast and see what happens. we dare u. Meatless Monday is here at TMoms from open ’till close. See what’s on special this month!
• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | cue ball as bright as ur future. Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms continues!
• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
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