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June 2024
Happi Hour Drag Show
DOORS @ 5PM + SHOW @ 6PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | NOTAFLOF
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Haus of Them Presents: Sapphic Pride Variety Show
Haus of Them returns with a Sapphic Pride Variety show, a celebration show of all thing sapphic! With an all sapphic cast and open stage performers at Philadelphia’s favorite lesbian bar, TMOMS Doors at 7 show at 8 in the second floor back room.
THURSDAY, JUNE 20TH
7-10PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20
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RSVP: EVENTBRITE
STARRING:
Your hosts, Lil Blo Peep & The ZanyThing
Henlo Bullfrog
Leila Delicious
Supernova
with open stagers:
Rexxi (kittening)
King Thighs
Halebot3000
Kayo Kenshin
Kiss The Clown
We have burlesque, drag, live-singing, a Tattooed Mom swag raffle, and more! Come celebrate your sapphic pride June 20th with a H.O.T. show!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »TATTOOED MOMEDY // JUNE 2024
Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!
TUESDAY, JUNE 25th
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Featuring:
Kyle Harris
Michelle Biloon
Rachel Dispenza
and headliner
Will Foskey
Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell
Art by Jenni Cella
Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!
Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Litha: A Solstice Drag Show
Cast your circle, call your corners and gather your baddest witches for LITHA! Saint Sigh and friends will be bringing their spookiest, witchiest numbers for a celebration of the long summer days to come and concluding the night with an amazing raffle!
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 26TH
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Performers:
SAINT SIGH (HOST)
THE ZANYTHING
GEMINI MXR
GOOFY LITTLEGUY
DIVINE PARADI
VANITY KILLZ
LIL BLO PEEP
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »July 2024
I Know What You Did Last Summer: A Live Reading
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Like the great Jennifer Love Hewitt says… WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? 😱
Join Theatre Contra this July 9th as we perform everyone’s favorite horror movie with way too long a title: I Know What You Did Last Summer! We’re back at Tattooed Mom, so grab a drink, hop in a bumper car and get ready for a classic 90s slasher! No hooded figures with hooks allowed (sorry).
TUESDAY, JULY 9TH
7-9PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10 | VIP SEATING $15 | NOTAFLOF
VIP TICKETS: TICKETLEAP
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // July 2024
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.
Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price (FREEEE!). The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!
WEDNESDAY, JULY 10TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Line-Up:
Eddie Finn
Amber Born
Taylor De Lavaga
Preach
Amanda B
Manny Brown
Tyler Wolf
Follow @nextinlinecomedy on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Big Ass Bitties // July 2024
Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.
The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!
MONDAY, JULY 15TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Host:
The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian
Featuring:
Lauren LoGiudice
Grace Lazard
Jeff Quintana
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!
• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Hey, That’s Our Lunch Money: Clara Olshansky and Michael Abber’s Half Hours
Brooklyn comedians Michael Abber and Clara Olshansky split an hour of standup comedy. They’re excited to bring their queer comedy by and for the picked-last-in-gym class types to Philadelphia. Michael Abber is a very loud comedian/not-for-profit cabaret artist. He has performed his dog-and-pony-show in the New York Comedy Festival and Netflix is a Joke Festival, and as a director, his work has been featured in the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. But none of this in a fancy way. Clara Olshansky is a comedian and writer you may know from OnlyFans’ LMAOF, NYC Pride Fest, or from that time Cara Delevingne commented on their Instagram reel.
TUESDAY, JULY 16TH
7-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Lineup:
Michael Abber
Clara Olshansky
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »The Naughty Jawn
Touching down in South Street and radiating that summer heat! Join the fun and watch Philly-native and local performers bring a variety of sexy talent to Tattooed Moms. Drag, burlesque, singing, poetry, hula hoops! This is a 21+ event with valid ID so leave those kids at home and enjoy adult entertainment and games.
THURSDAY, JULY 18TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-$20 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
Cast:
Ziphina (Producer and performer)
Isa Ardiente (Host and performer)
Gary the Storyteller
Patti LuStoned
Sir Suavey
Violet Shimmer (stage manager and performer)
Corvus Crawley (door)
Want to join the stage? Sign up here for our open stage option! We’ll feature 4 or 5 performers who are ready to get naughty with us: https://forms.gle/
Suggested donations are $15-20 online and at the door. Bringing tip money to throw is highly encouraged! Learn more about The Naughty Jawn at linktr.ee/thenaughytjawn
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Queen of the Damned // Cruel Summer Goth Fashion
Demons of the Abyss, Heed.
Your Dynasty Awaits.
Are you a sovereign of slaying the runway? Do you believe your fashion and form to be a spectacle befitting a crown? Then look no further for the revenant crown of Queen of the Damned, King of the Damned or Supreme Being of the Damned. The best spring serve will be bestowed the title and a cash prize of $100 and a prize package courtesy of our venue Tattooed Mom.
THURSDAY, JULY 25TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Summer – July 25th – theme is : Cruel Summer Swimwear
Inspired by The heat of the sun, the vast ocean, the jaws of the leviathan, seduce the senses in Summer florals, swimsuits and show off that skin. The Sweet Siren of the Summer Sea is seen as a sailor’s darkest desire and a scourge from the deep abyss.
Contestants are tasked with arriving in 1 outfit fit for a performance and presentation. The outfit which fits the category the closest and impresses the judges the most wins.
Featuring performances by Your Judges this Summer:
Volkie Leigh Versace – Miss Tabu 2024 and hostess of Diva Royale, Doll House Revue and Doll House Takeover!
Caresse Deville – Hostess of Cabaret of Carnage, NYCs heavy metal burlesque revue, and Slayher’s demonic legionnaire of devastation.
And The Queen of the Damned Spring, Verrina!
Lamia Lust, The Cursed Queen of Philadelphia and Hostess of Slayher: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show.
The Competition will begin at 8pm at Tattooed Mom at 530 South St on their respective dates.The winner will receive their title and prize the night of the competition. All forms of performance artist are encouraged to apply, this is a fashion competition not a drag, burlesque, variety or sideshow competition. Only 6 applicants will be chosen for each season’s runway. If you are not chosen you will be invited to attend as a guest and considered in the event of any unexpected circumstances.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
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