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February 2024

Live, Laugh, and Love: Improv Comedy Show & Mixer

SunSun
February 18February 18
4:00 pm5:00 pm

Come Live, Laugh, and Love at Tattooed Mom! Join us Sunday, February 18th @ 4-5pm for a FREE improv comedy show. Give our performers sexy suggestions and see them performed live onstage, made up completely on-the-spot! Then, stick around at the bar from 5-6pm for an improv mixer. Meet people, share project ideas, hang out and have fun!

 

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 18TH
4-5PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT 

 

Artist Lineup:

The Worms – Fran and Max are happily in a relationship… Or are they? Should they break up? Help them decide! Come ready with a suggestion of the worst place for this couple to break up.

Pass The Kiss – Mwah! Pass the Kiss is an Indie team that’s been performing around Philly for the past year. From Philly Improv Theater to Jester’s Castle to TMom’s, this team can’t stop and won’t stop making this city laugh. Get ready for a night of highly interactive improv games (and kissing, of course!). Starring Pankhuri Singhal, Diego Romero-Aros, Scott Kenkelen, Alex Daly, and Fielding Miller.

Third Wheel – Look, we’ve all been there. Enjoy how deliciously weird things get when there’s a third wheel thrown into the mix. A Philadelphia comedy trio starring Victoria Tellez, Jesse Freeman, and Jim O’Donnell. Follow them @3rdwheelcomedy

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // February 2024

ThuThu
February 22February 22
8:00 pm10:00 pm

Philly’s one and only ALL heavy metal drag show sharpens its scythe for the ultimate harvest! Legends and vultures alike shall gather at Tattooed Mom on 530 South St. for a night of metal mayhem, and mesmerizing feats of malice and avarice!

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Witness the Horror!

🖤 Lamia The Cursed Queen: Ruler of the metal underworld, ready to bewitch you with her hauntingly fierce presence.

Starring the talents of philadelphia’s philthiest lipsync assassins!

Calliope, Esme Eventide, Mister Right, Vudu Thee Dahl and Yari

 

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 22ND
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Don your finest leather and lace, and join us for a night of metal anthems, limitless drag royalty, and unforgettable brutality. Celebrate 5+ years of Heavy Metal and Drag Carnage! Test your limits and compete for the most vicious vocal explosion in the classic Slayher Scream Showdown! Where the best metal scream will win the coveted crown of Scream Queen!

Seating is limited to VIPS and offered on a first come-first served basis! Order in advance to reserve your spot! Seating starts at 8pm, Shows begin at 9pm! This event is 21+ and requires a valid proof of ID. Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism and Hate-speech (T.R.A.S.H) will not be tolerated in any fashion at this event.

Enjoy delectable vegan and nonvegan entrees as well as a sinful menu of cocktails, draft beers and signature specialties. Shoot some pool and see wall-to-wall-to-wall local artists displaying their works in the premium punk rock atmosphere of one of South St’s finest bars and restaurants.

 

CAST:
Lamia
Calliope
Caresse Deville
Mister Right
Vudu Thee Dahl
Yari
Jenny Henny (sound person)
Alisplayhouse (photographer)

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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On The Floor Presents: Mom’s Mayhem Indie Improv Cage Match // February 2024

MonMon
February 26February 26
7:30 pm10:00 pm

Indie cage match is back baby! On the Floor is hosting the hottest night of indie comedy and things are going to get ROUGH. Please join us as two of Philly’s best improv teams battle it out in a wrestling-style show and compete for the title of Mom’s Mayhem Champion. This month we have two-time champions Schmooty going up against fellow former Philly Improv Theater (PHIT) House Team Remain Dog! Oh yeahhh!!! You might even see someone get body slammed!!* Be there at 7 pm when doors open. Show starts at 7:30pm.

*with laughs

 

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 26TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Performers:

Schmooty! vs. Remain Dog

 

What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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TATTOOED MOMEDY // February 2024

TueTue
February 27February 27
8:00 pm10:00 pm

Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!

 

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 27
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Featuring:
Tiz Irie
Liam Paris
Brooke Eliot
Whitley Watson

Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell

Art by Joe Bell

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!

Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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March 2024

Big Ass Bitties // March 2024

WedWed
March 6March 6
6:00 pm9:00 pm

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 6TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Host:
The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian

 

FEATURING:

Jay Simpson
London Duran
Delia Amendola
Masha Makarova

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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Non-Disney Animation Drag & Burlesque

ThuThu
March 7March 7
8:00 pm10:00 pm

Balena Canto is back at TMoms with an all star cast to pay tribute to Non-Disney Animation!

See your favorite non-Disney animation come to life! Films like Anastasia (yes we count it as Fox), Land Before Time, Madagascar, Shark Tale, Fern Gully, Ice Age, Spirit, Thumbelina, An American Tale, and many more will be celebrated and reimagined by your favorite Philly nightlife artists!

In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game with a chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 TMoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

 

THURSDAY, MARCH 7TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
TICKETS $15 | VIP SEATING $25
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

CAST:

Balena Canto (Host)
Cupid Bowe
Divine Paradi
Harley Honey
Oktober Third
Renaissance Noire
Saavy Baby

Door/Kitten: Allison Wiedman

DJ: Brettzo

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // March 2024

WedWed
March 13March 13
8:00 pm10:00 pm

Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.

Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price (FREEEE!). The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!

 

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Line-Up:

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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Queen of the Damned // SPRING 2024

ThuThu
March 21March 21
7:00 pm10:00 pm

Demons of the Abyss, Heed.
Your Dynasty Awaits.

Are you a sovereign of slaying the runway? Do you believe your fashion and form to be a spectacle befitting a crown? Then look no further for the revenant crown of Queen of the Damned, King of the Damned or Supreme Being of the Damned. The best spring serve will be bestowed the title and a cash prize of $100 and a prize package courtesy of our venue Tattooed Mom.

 

THURSDAY, MARCH 21ST
7-10PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Rot in the Garden of Eden
Dreamt in a field of flowers, the softness of a roses petal or the sharpness of its thorns, born to blossom and bloom to perish. The supreme of Spring embodies the birth and decay of life, love and lust. Bring the sensation of sin in your finest floral couture.

Contestants are tasked with arriving in 1 outfit fit for a performance and presentation. The outfit which fits the category the closest and impresses the judges the most wins. Participants are encouraged to incorporate the elements of their respective season into their performance.

Featuring performances by Your Judges this Spring:
Icon Ebony Fierce, Performer, Curator and Emcee Extraordinaire, Transcendent Divinity and Philadelphia Drag Legend.
Onyx Ondyx, The Boulet Brother’s Dragula Season 4, Coproducer of  BluDyx Events, Showghoul and Philly’s Hottest Oddity.
Lamia Lust, The Cursed Queen of Philadelphia and Hostess of Slayher: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show.

Cast:
Lamia
Icon Ebony Fierce
Onyx Ondyx 

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The Competition will begin at 8pm at Tattooed Mom at 530 South St on their respective dates. The winner will receive their title and prize the night of the competition.  All forms of performance artist are encouraged to apply, this is a fashion competition not a drag, burlesque, variety or sideshow competition. Only 6 applicants will be chosen for each season’s runway. If you are not chosen you will be invited to attend as a guest and considered in the event of any unexpected circumstances. 

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Find out more »

TATTOOED MOMEDY // March 2024

TueTue
March 26March 26
8:00 pm10:00 pm

Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!

 

TUESDAY, MARCH 26TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Featuring:
Nick Naney
Tata Sherise
Sara Hennessey
Mike Hanford

 

Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell

Art by Joe Bell

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!

Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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Henn House Event’s Presents: Hatched

WedWed
March 27March 27
7:00 pm10:00 pm

Hatched is an artist showcase that primarily consists of breakout stars while raising funds for a charitable cause. Featuring a blend of drag performances, live music, comedy acts, and more, Hatched promises an unforgettable night of entertainment from all walks of life.

 

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 27TH
7-10PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10 | VIP SEATING $15
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted by Jenny Henny & Yari

Featuring:
Sir Suavey
Jo Steele
Gumiho
Lil Blo Peep
Alanis Moresex
Goofy Littleguy

& Stage Managed by Benny Henny

 

Proceeds of tickets & raffle will be donated to Women Against Abuse. 

 

Follow @henn_house_events on Instagram.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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