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May 2023

Half-Baked // A Drag and Burlesque Show

TueTue
May 16May 16
7:00 pm10:00 pm

Do you like silly stupid drag and burlesque? Well saddle up diva ‘cuz this is very that!

Half-Baked is a cabaret show full of whacky performances, stunty fashion, and goofy ghouls. Leave your braincells at home, baby, you won’t need ’em tonight! Come let loose!

 

TUESDAY, MAY 16TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT (COMING SOON)

 

FEATURING:
Pi
Jay Kay (Brooklyn, NY)
Khaki Capri
Tiffany Uma Mascara

*** Don’t be a dick! Racism, Transphobia, Sexism, Ableism, or other hate speech will get you removed ***

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

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You Can’t Kill A Poet // Nine Year Anniversary!

WedWed
May 17May 17
7:30 pm10:00 pm

It’s our nine-year anniversary! Come celebrate! We’re bringing you phenomenal queer and trans poets from Philadelphia to share their work and fill the room with queer experience. Come join us for this rowdy, raucous, fun event full of feelings! We’re back at Tattooed Mom! Doors at 7:30pm, reading at 8:00 pm.

This is a 21+ event, ids are checked at the door. Free to attend! Please be vaccinated, masks are welcome. Please sit this one out if you’re feeling sick. This reading is offered in partnership with the Free Library of Philadelphia with support from The Pennsylvania Department of Education.

 

WEDNESDAY, MAY 17TH
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Featuring Readings By:

Lauren Yates is a writer, visual artist, & burlesque performer from Philadelphia by way of San Diego. Lauren has represented Philly at the National Poetry Slam and the Women of the World Poetry Slam. Her work has been featured in bedfellows, Voicemail Poems, GLITTERBRAIN, Bettering American Poetry, and more. Lauren is also a teaching artist and is currently developing a workshop that marries poetry and burlesque. Find her on Instagram @i_am_yates.

S. Brook Corfman is the author of two collections of poetry and several chapbooks, including My Daily Actions, or The Meteorites, one of The New York Times’ Best Poetry Books of 2020, and Luxury, Blue Lace, chosen by Richard Siken for the 2018 Autumn House Writing Riser Prize. They are also an essayist, critic, and the Translation Editor at The Offing.

Stephanie Cawley is a poet in Philadelphia and a 2023 NEA Fellow. They are the author of My Heart But Not My Heart, winner of the Slope Book Prize chosen by Solmaz Sharif, and the chapbook A Wilderness from Gazing Grain Press. Poems and other writing appear in Prolit, bedfellows, Peach Magazine, and the Academy of American Poets Poem-a-Day series, among other places.

Evangeline Brooks is a coffee-worker, singer, poet & actress based in South West Philadelphia. Van is an unpublished poet, whose work revolves around Black Trans ancestry, feminine poz divinity, & the richness, weight, & cost of living in a body that is both desired & discounted. She is a daughter, a sister, a lover, a muse. She stands on the shoulders of many.

Alexa Smith is a poet from D.C. doing her best in West Philly. She works in publishing and teaches creative writing at Temple, UArts, and sometimes Blue Stoop. Her work can be found on Entropy, Interim, Peach Mag, Spotify and elsewhere.

Warren C. Longmire is an uncle, writer, technologist and an educator from the bad part of North Philadelphia. He is the host and co-creator of House Poet: A Spoken Word Dance Party, and is a Board member for Blue Stoop. His work blends language play, performance and his own preoccupations with cities, masculinity, blackness and the modern world. His latest book, Bird/Diz [an erased history of bebop] was released in Nov. 2022 through BUNNY Presse.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

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You Better Roast That F’ing Duck! A Drag & Burlesque Tribute to Cooking Shows, Celebrity Chefs, & FOOD!

TueTue
May 23May 23
7:00 pm10:00 pm

Is your DVR filled with every Food Network and chef competition show in existence? Is the Swedish Chef your favorite Muppet? Do”The Joy of Cooking” and “The French Chef” hold a prominent place on the shelf of your personal library? Was your favorite vine, “Two shots of vodka?” Do you prefer food porn to well…porn porn? If the answer to any of these questions is, “yes” than boy-howdy do we have a show for you!

 

TUESDAY, MAY 23RD
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Balena Canto returns to Tattooed Mom for her next themed drag and burlesque extravaganza: You Better Roast That F’ing Duck! A Drag & Burlesque Tribute to Cooking Shows, Celebrity Chefs, & FOOD! It’s going to be a TASTY experience bursting with FLAVOR!
In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game, where you chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

 

STARRING:
Avery Goodname
Balena Canto (Host)
Dizzy Marquee
Gemini Mxr
JonBenét TrélurTrash
Mister Right
Pi
Victoria Reno
Vickie Nicotine

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Find out more »

Sip City Mixer: Gender Variance Pop-Up Party // May 2023

ThuThu
May 25May 25
7:00 pm10:00 pm

A special edition Sip City Mixer centering and celebrating our Trans, Non-Binary, and Gender Non-Conforming community members! This pop up will be hosted BY and FOR the trans/nb/gnc community. Invited guests or partners also welcome. Please respect this special safe space.

A note from Sip City Mixer: We strongly prefer guests be fully vaxxed/boosted. If you are not, please wear a mask to protect others. Sit this one out if you’re feeling unwell.

 

THURSDAY, MAY 25TH
7-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
EXTENDED HAPPY HOUR 4-10PM // ALL DRAFTS $4
RSVP: FB EVENT (COMING SOON)

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppingsThursdays, 4-11pm.

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Find out more »

Spring Again: Queer Makers Market

SunSun
May 28May 28
1:00 pm4:00 pm

Spring Again Queer Makers Mart is a small pop up event highlighting queer creators and makers in the area. Spring Again will offer an array of handmade, and designed goods, as well as an opportunity to get your own $5, 5 minute caricature! Come out for this small pop up and support local artists while you grab a drink!

 

SUNDAY, MAY 28TH
1-4PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Hosted by:
@florianfrancis_
@forgz4u
& @bleedyourheartout.glass!

Artists:
@nicartanddesign
@thebeatinbetween
@candle.zayde
@hannahscandlesofphilly
@i_look_great_with_rugs
@linuscurci
@snugbabyhues
@thems_earrings
@fussylouisejewelry

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Find out more »

June 2023

Thy KINGdom Come: An All Drag King and Trans Masculine Show // June 2023

TueTue
June 6June 6
7:00 pm10:00 pm

Kick off Pride month at Tattooed Mom with an amazing cast of drag kings and trans masculine performers!

Eventbrite ticket will allow guaranteed seating! People with disabilities who need guaranteed seating, though, can message the host, Billie King, and they’ll make the necessary arrangements. Door tickets are sliding scale between $5-$10!

 

TUESDAY, JUNE 6TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SLIDING SCAPE SUGGESTED DONATION $5-10 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE

 

Starring:
Eugene Betta Rideher
Cyrus K Stratton
Sir Suavey
Ken U Knott

Stage Kitten: Mister Right
Door Guardian: Gemini Mxr

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Find out more »

Sip City Mixer: Femme Pride

ThuThu
June 22June 22
6:00 pm9:00 pm

Sip City Mixer had such a blast with their butch/masc mixer, and now they’re honoring the FEMMES! No femme invisibility tonight! This mixer will celebrate and center ALL femmes, those who love them, date them, and are friends with them. While it’s not a singles party, per se, we’ll have nametags with space for all kinds of helpful info, so if you are single, let people know*!

What kinds of femmes are we celebrating? ALL – high femmes, low femmes, stemmes, trans femmes, old school femmes, hard femmes, bi femmes, non-binary femmes. No one will be left out.

*Here’s what we mean. If you’re single, you can write things on your nametag like…. F4F, F4B(utch), Femme top 4 masc switch, and so on. Whatever you like! Poly people, please do note that on your nametag.

 

THURSDAY, JUNE 22ND
7-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
EXTENDED HAPPY HOUR 4-10PM // ALL DRAFTS $4
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppingsThursdays, 4-11pm.

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Find out more »

You Can’t Kill A Poet // Pride Month Edition

WedWed
June 28June 28
8:00 pm10:00 pm

Happy Pride Month! You Can't Kill A Poet is back and they are bringing you phenomenal Philly queer and trans poets to share their work and fill the room with queer joy. Come join us at Tattooed Mom for a fun and gregarious night full of feelings. Doors at 7:30pm, reading at 8:00 pm. This is a 21+ event, free to attend! Please feel welcome to wear masks but please sit this one out if you’re feeling sick. This reading…

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August 2023

Sip City Mixer: Gender Variance Pop-Up Party // August 2023

ThuThu
August 3August 3
6:00 pm9:00 pm

Sip City Mixer & Sip City Gender Variance are back with this special pop-up mixer  centering and celebrating our Trans, Non-Binary, and Gender Non-Conforming community members! This pop up will be hosted BY and FOR the trans/nb/gnc community. Invited guests or partners also welcome. Please respect this special safe space.

 

THURSDAY, AUGUST 3RD
7-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
EXTENDED HAPPY HOUR 4-10PM // ALL DRAFTS $4
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppingsThursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Find out more »

Naughty Trivia Night

TueTue
August 8August 8
7:30 pm9:30 pm

Think you already know everything there is to know with your naughty knowledge? Come out to Naughty Trivia Night to test that!!

This trivia night will test your knowledge on things you know, things you don’t, and things you didn’t even know you don’t know. Teams will be lead through four rounds of general questions related to sex ed, anatomy, history, LGBTQ+ facts, and more!

 

TUESDAY, AUGUST 8TH
DOORS @ 7PM + TRIVIA @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

No matter how much you know (or don’t), come out and play! Plus, you will definitely walk away with some new fun facts and hopefully a prize (from fellow South Street business Passional Boutique and Sexploratorium)! Hosted by Cass XO.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Find out more »

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