Tag: variety

Big Ass Bitties // December 2025

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

MONDAY, DECEMBER 15TH
DOORS @ 6:30PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Host:

The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian

Featuring:
+ more special clowny guests

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | mom’s marvelous meatless mondays?? Say it 3 times fast and see what happens. we dare u. Meatless Monday is here at TMoms from open ’till close. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | cue ball as bright as ur future. Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms continues!

• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

The Naughty Jawn: Halloween Edition

Indulge in the Naughty Jawn – Halloween Edition! A 21+ Variety showcase for the geeks and freaks. Drag, Burlesque, rope suspension and more. Dress up with your friends or come as you are. Tip money encouraged! Doors at 7, show starts at 8. Stay updated at linktr.ee/thenaughtyjawn

 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 16TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION: $15-20
>> NOTAFLOF <<
SEATING TICKETS

 

Featuring Mary Macabre, 69EVEAM, Vanity Killz, Deej Nutz, M, Ziphina, and open stage guests. Learn more at instagram.com/thenaughtyjawn

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Thursdays, 4-10pm | we support bad decisions but this isn’t one of them. 75¢ pierogis all day for Pierogi Thursday … with all the toppings & sauces ur heart desires + $3 cans of tecate!!!

• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Big Ass Bitties // September 2025

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 15TH
DOORS @ 6:30PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Host:

The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian

Featuring:

+ more  BIG DUMB ASS SPECIAL GUESTS

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | mom’s marvelous meatless mondays?? Say it 3 times fast and see what happens. we dare u. Meatless Monday is here at TMoms from open ’till close. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | cue ball as bright as ur future. Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms continues!

• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Collide Zine: Summer Art Mart + Open Mic!

We’re excited to bring back our regular art markets and poetry nights at @tmoms on July 22nd, for a special and shall we say ICONIC collaboration with @stitchanddestroyclothing, located just down the street from our favorite South Philly dive bar!

We are currently seeking vendors of all things handmade –crochet, thrifted/upcycled art/clothing, jewelry, screenprints, stickers, zines, and more! Show us what you got and apply through the link in our bio by JULY 8th!

Enjoy artist wares featured in the front room, as well as a craft supply where you can donate and exchange art supplies and fabric scraps with friends!

Open mic performers will be sharing poetry, acoustic songs, and comedy sets in the bar’s back room. All formats welcome! Come as you are and be a part of our community.

PLUS – All open mic performers are automatically entered to win a raffle prize!

Free FUN for everyone 21+ with valid ID.

Join the fun, make friends, and buy some art! Copies of Collide Issue 10 will also be available for purchase.

With love always from @collidezinephilly

 

TUESDAY, JULY 22ND
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

VENDOR APPLICATION HERE:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf1ODkiVQEq_uiwVJ-yI-NoE1lHBiGqUJL6XFi1pQFCM6bJCQ/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117868179598590217475

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | it’s tacos. it’s tecate. it’s tuesdays. what more can we say. $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Taco Tuesday + $3 tecate!

• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

SAPPHIC PRIDE Variety Show // June 2025

✨ SAPPHICS ARE OUTSIDE THIS SUMMER YALL!! ✨

Haus Of Them is back with our SAPPHIC PRIDE VARIETY SHOW and we’ve got a sexy stacked line up ready for y’all. Come for drag, burlesque, clowning, pole dancing, live vocals – these saphs have it all! We also have a raffle, prizes tba.

 

THURSDAY, JUNE 26TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20
>> NOTAFLOF <<

 

Hosted by The ZanyThing

Starring:

Cha Cha Mama

Goofy Littleguy

Mx. Media

 

Kittened by Rexxi

with

Nessa Nympho

Mx. Mossteria

The Visionary

Salaam Kitty

Scissorella

 

Photographed by @spectralvisionphotos

See you there 💋

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Big Ass Bitties // June 2025

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

MONDAY, JUNE 23RD
DOORS @ 6:30PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Host:

The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian

 

Featuring:

Sandra M. Doss
Tony Cheslock
Grace Lazarz
Delia Amendolia
Brianna Benozich
Pops Leonard

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

The Moment: Queer Variety Show

The Moment is a queer variety show where we’re giving artists their moment to shine — because baby, everybody deserves one. Hosted by Nightshade the Glow and Elizabeth New Jersey, this show is all about celebrating queer excellence in all its forms — drag, dance, poetry, whatever your craft is, The Moment is your stage. 21+ with valid I.D.

With a curated lineup of fierce performers for a night that’s loud, unapologetic, and full of heart at Tattooed Mom. Featuring performances by Eye Du Kir, Jiji Jane, Kate Carey, Leila Delicious, Tan Hoang, and Giavacious — a lineup of incredible queer artists ready to step into The Moment. There’s a $5–$10 suggested donation for this event — every dollar goes directly to paying the hosts and performers. If you’re able to give a little more, we’d truly appreciate it. Supporting queer art means putting money in queer pockets, and we’re here to make sure our people get paid. But no one will be turned away for lack of funds at the door.

So come step into The Moment — laugh, gag, cry, tip heavy, and witness the magic. Whether you’re performing or just vibing, you’re part of it. Seating at The Moment will be available, but remember—it’s first come, first served, so make sure to get there early to snag the best spot! If you’re feeling extra fabulous and prefer to stand, we’ve got plenty of standing room for you. Whether you’re sitting pretty or vibing with the show, it’s going to be a night to remember!

Doors open at 6pm

Show starts at 7pm

The Moment is a space for joy, expression, and community. We have a zero-tolerance policy for hate, harassment, or discrimination of any kind. Everyone deserves to feel safe and celebrated—so bring love, respect, and good vibes, or don’t come at all!

 

MONDAY, MAY 12TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $5-10
>> NOTAFLOF <<
TICKETS: EVENTBRITE

 

The moment

 

Hosted by:
Nightshade the Glow and Elizabeth New Jersey

 

Lineup:

Eye Du Kri
Bitchscotti 
Kate Carey
Leila Delicious
Tan Hoang
Giavacious 

 

Event photographer:
Sylvia

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Big Ass Bitties // March 2025

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

MONDAY, MARCH 10TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Host:
The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian

 

FEATURING:

Laura Manes
Chris Aileo
McDazzler
Spark Tabor
Eric Barry
John Caldwell

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Queen of the Damned: Gothic & Alt Drag Royale // March 2025

The shadows of South St. gather under glimmer of the moonlight for the gothic glamour of Tattooed Mom’s deadliest in alt drag.
The winter may be long and cold but we are colder, those who live in dark respite under the rays of the moonlight. Under the radiance of her silver splendor, the moon, we gather in reverence to the waning crescent. The Queen of the Damned runway completes this winter’s hard fought series of competitions to crown . Fishnets and silver spikes are back,! witness drag royalty shine their darkest fashion with accents of ardence.

Hosted by Philadelphia’s Queen of Nightmares and Dreams, Lamia summons the spirits of the gloom and doomed from local wells, ditches and Septa stops and stations to display their dismal collections of metallic baubles and shiny scraps. Witness the horror of up-and-coming cryptid lookalikes in this showcase of gothic and alternative drag. Enjoy this Live, In the Studio version of What Not to Wear meets Nosferatu while you feast on the delicacies of Tattooed Mom’s legendary menu of vegan and nonvegan meals, signature cocktails and a one of.a kind selection of drafts and brews.

Seating starts at 7pm and the show begins at 8pm. Announce your imminent arrival by RSVPing on Facebook or elevate your experience and reserve your seat with Eventbrite. Practice respect for your fellow guests and be considerate of others’ consent and personal space; keep in mind transphobia, racism, ableism, sexism and homophobia are not tolerated in these halls.Won’t you join us this evening for pleasure? The night is still young.

 

TUESDAY, MARCH 4TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $7.50 – $25
RSVP: FB EVENT VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE

 

Cast:

Lamia
Nikita Sinn
Vudu Thee Dahl
Suli Skekli

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Sapphictines: Sweet Hearts

My 2025 resolution is to GO TO MORE SAPPHIC SHOWS!! And SAPPHICTINES IS BAAACK!

We have invited two hot sapphic couples to join us for our second annual Sapphictine’s Variety Show! Celebrating all things sapphic love ✨💖💋This years theme? Sapphictines Sweethearts! 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏽💖

This show comes with a raffle for sex toys, lesbian paraphernalia, and more!

 

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 13TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20
>> NOTAFLOF <<

 

Hosted by @the_lilblopeep & @thezanything (your hot sapphic show producers)
Starring:
@damiendemise & @lilhottieart (a sexy sapphic couple)
@isthishenlobullfrog & @ken.u.knott (a sexy sapphic king couple)

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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