Shame Spiral: Storytelling Show + Open Mic

🌀On September 23rd, we gather at Tattooed Mom to hear stories from comedians that they usually wouldn’t tell onstage. A night of radical acceptance and belly laughs.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 23RD
7:30-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

🌀bring a story to tell for the open mic.

🌀poster by @revafrommercury

🌀produced by @lohphilly

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Bottoms: A Top Notch Comedy Show

Alphabet Soup Events presents Bottoms: A Top Notch Comedy Show. Two of DC’s bottom comedians, MP & Netanel travel to philly to bring their jokes to you. Fresh out of juvie, these two ugly, untalented gays have started a comedy club in hopes to pull. Join them @ tattooed mom in Philly for a TOP notch comedy show. Bottoms up!

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 7TH
8-10PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10| NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

Comedians:
MP
Netanel

Comedy show producer:
Alphabet Soup Events

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

South Street Pun Off // August 2024

Go birds, but also, go words! Philly’s first, best, and only wordplay and dad joke trivia extravaganza returns to Tattooed Mom. Bring out your team to compete for honor, glory, and prizes. Our quizzo round is followed by PUNDEMONIUM our head-to-head pun-off. Pay what you wish tickets with $5 suggested donation.

THURSDAY, AUGUST 1ST
7-9PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $5 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Hey, That’s Our Lunch Money: Clara Olshansky and Michael Abber’s Half Hours

Brooklyn comedians Michael Abber and Clara Olshansky split an hour of standup comedy. They’re excited to bring their queer comedy by and for the picked-last-in-gym class types to Philadelphia. Michael Abber is a very loud comedian/not-for-profit cabaret artist. He has performed his dog-and-pony-show in the New York Comedy Festival and Netflix is a Joke Festival, and as a director, his work has been featured in the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. But none of this in a fancy way. Clara Olshansky is a comedian and writer you may know from OnlyFans’ LMAOF, NYC Pride Fest, or from that time Cara Delevingne commented on their Instagram reel.

TUESDAY, JULY 16TH
7-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

Lineup:
Michael Abber
Clara Olshansky

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Mitchell & Steele: A Comedy Double Header

Brandon Mitchell is a Philly based comedian hailing from Norristown, Pennsylvania. He is a co-creator of Black History Monthly, a diversity based variety showcase that was staged at Helium Comedy Club, Hell Yes Fest in New Orleans, and Diverse AF in New York. Brandon is a regular at Punchline Philly and Helium Comedy Club. He has opened for Ted Alexandro, Vlad Caamano, Jourdain Fisher, and Ian Lara. Brandon has done the North Carolina Comedy Festival, DC Comedy Festival, Jersey City Comedy Festival, and many other festivals across the country.

Charles Steele is a comedian/curator/filmmaker born, raised, and still residing in Philadelphia, PA. As a comedian he’s performed in places like Punchline Philly, Helium Comedy Club, PhilaMOCA. However, he prefers intimate spaces like dingy backrooms or basements of dive bars. He has curated comedy and variety events at places such as Vox Populi Art Gallery, PhilaMOCA, and Creep Records. Charles has been making vlogs, short form documentaries, and narrative shorts. Including his latest works,The Roast of Charles Steele And LEMME HOLD SOME P***Y

MONDAY, JANUARY 22ND
8-9:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

South Street Pun-Off

Put the “hah” in your holidays at the South Street Pun-Off, returning to Tattooed Mom December 5th! Bring your friends, lovers, and enemies along to compete in wordplay-based trivia and improv games. Compete for honor, glory, and It’s Always Punny in Philadelphia t-shirts!

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 5TH
DOORS @ 6:30PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

Performers:

It’s Always Punny in Philadelphia

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Tuesdays, 4-11pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

TATTOOED MOMEDY // November 2023

HELL YEAH! Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase brings you another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY!

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 28TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell.

FEATURING:
Tina Sieben
Ronald Metellus
Michael Kelly
Alex Forrest

Art by J. Cella.

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S!

Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

It’s FREE! It’s COMEDY! It’s FREE COMEDY!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // November 2023

Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.

Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price. The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 8TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

Line-up:

Brendann Murphy

Tata Sherise

Amber Born

Kirsten Michelle Cills

Setoiyo

Follow @nextinlinecomedy on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Wednesday, 4-11pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

TATTOOED MOMEDY // September 2023

HELL YEAH! Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase brings you another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY!

TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 26TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell.

FEATURING:
Michelle Biloon
Megan Goetz
Ed McGowan
Misha Han

Art by Rachel Chou.

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S!

Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

It’s FREE! It’s COMEDY! It’s FREE COMEDY!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

shame spiral: a storytelling show about forgiveness

A group of Philly’s funniest comedians leave the jokes at home for a night. Instead, they tell stories about their biggest mistakes in life.

Each comedian will tell a story of their own wrongdoing. At the end of the show, they’ll read an apology letter. Will they receive forgiveness or will they exiled from society? Come through Tattooed Moms on September 19th to find out.

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 19TH
7-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

Performers:
Lauren Ellis, Meg Goetz, Manny Brown, Charlie Gibson, Justin Washington, Pete Eckenroth, James Moss, Rachel Peters, Rachel Barnes

Hosted by Charles Steele.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.