Collide Zine: Summer Art Mart + Open Mic!

We’re excited to bring back our regular art markets and poetry nights at @tmoms on July 22nd, for a special and shall we say ICONIC collaboration with @stitchanddestroyclothing, located just down the street from our favorite South Philly dive bar!

We are currently seeking vendors of all things handmade –crochet, thrifted/upcycled art/clothing, jewelry, screenprints, stickers, zines, and more! Show us what you got and apply through the link in our bio by JULY 8th!

Enjoy artist wares featured in the front room, as well as a craft supply where you can donate and exchange art supplies and fabric scraps with friends!

Open mic performers will be sharing poetry, acoustic songs, and comedy sets in the bar’s back room. All formats welcome! Come as you are and be a part of our community.

PLUS – All open mic performers are automatically entered to win a raffle prize!

Free FUN for everyone 21+ with valid ID.

Join the fun, make friends, and buy some art! Copies of Collide Issue 10 will also be available for purchase.

With love always from @collidezinephilly

 

TUESDAY, JULY 22ND
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

VENDOR APPLICATION HERE:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf1ODkiVQEq_uiwVJ-yI-NoE1lHBiGqUJL6XFi1pQFCM6bJCQ/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117868179598590217475

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

SAPPHIC PRIDE Variety Show // June 2025

✨ SAPPHICS ARE OUTSIDE THIS SUMMER YALL!! ✨

Haus Of Them is back with our SAPPHIC PRIDE VARIETY SHOW and we’ve got a sexy stacked line up ready for y’all. Come for drag, burlesque, clowning, pole dancing, live vocals – these saphs have it all! We also have a raffle, prizes tba.

 

THURSDAY, JUNE 26TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20
>> NOTAFLOF <<

 

Hosted by The ZanyThing

Starring:

Cha Cha Mama

Goofy Littleguy

Mx. Media

 

Kittened by Rexxi

with

Nessa Nympho

Mx. Mossteria

The Visionary

Salaam Kitty

Scissorella

 

Photographed by @spectralvisionphotos

See you there 💋

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Big Ass Bitties // June 2025

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

MONDAY, JUNE 23RD
DOORS @ 6:30PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Host:

The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian

 

Featuring:

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Jaws 50th Anniversary: A Live Reading

You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

You really shouldn’t open the beach on the 4th of July, but you should definitely come on out to Tattooed Mom on June 22nd to celebrate the 50th Anniversary of what may be the greatest creature feature to ever scare audiences! Join us for an evening of sharks, boats, Spielberg, and maybe even an aquatic explosion.

 

SUNDAY, JUNE 22ND
7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10 | VIP SEATING $15
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP TICKETS

 

Follow Theatre Contra on Instagram.

Directed by Tay Sconiers

Performed by:

Adaeze Nwoko
Adam Howard
Arthur Robinizon
Eliana Fabiyi
John Patouhas
Katie Frazer

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK. Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Morse Code: Alternative Open Call Drag Show // June 2025

Morse Code is a alternative drag competition that highlights the freaks and weirdos of the Tri-State area! Come out and help your favorite freak snatch the crown and a $100 cash prize!

TUESDAY, JUNE 17TH
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10
>> NOTAFLOF <<

 

Hosted by Norah Morse
Co-host: Ms. Terr

Guest performer: @mewikki
Competitors:

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Yes Daddy! A Sexy Father’s Day Show

Come celebrate Father’s Day with some of Philly’s sexiest drag kings at YES, DADDY! A sexy Father’s Day Drag Show produced by Unmasced x The ZanyThing. An all king, trans & nonbinary drag show.

 

SUNDAY, JUNE 15TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20
>> NOTAFLOF <<

 

Hosted by Your Mom’s New Boyfriend & Aj Scruggs

Starring Eugene RideherJavier el jugador BullfrogKayo KenshinReese the BeastPatrick Slayzee, & Val Dente.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK. Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Tokyo Drift: A Live Reading

If You Ain’t Outta Control, You Ain’t In Control.

Theatre Contra is giving up theatre to become infamous Street Racers. So you might as well drift on over to Tattooed Mom on May 28th before we take flight to Japan to live our dreams because we are taking The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift and doing it LIVE! That’s right, we skipped the 2nd movie just to give you this masterpiece reboot that’s not a reboot…so don’t say we’re not FAMILY

 

WEDNESDAY, MAY 28TH
7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION: PAY WHAT YOU CAN
>> NOTAFLOF <<
VIP TICKETS: TICKETLEAP

 

Directed by Liz Crino

Follow Theatre Contra on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

The Mx. Tattooed Mom Benefit Gala

From the producers & hosts of The Mx Tattooed Mom Pageant comes: The Mx Tattooed Mom Gala! A Star-Studded Benefit Show where every ticket and raffle sale goes toward the community driven non-profit for LGBTQ+ youth, The Dae Project.

Come for a night of fabulous drag, live-singing, & poetry!

 

FRIDAY, MAY 23RD
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-15
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted by The ZanyThing & Elizabeth New Jersey

 

Starring:

Nightshade The Glow (👑) Mx Tmom 2025, rapper & live singer)

Kate Carey (Mx Tmom 2025 Judge & Producer of Slutty Poems Night )

Dezzy (Mx Tmom contestant & standup comedian)

Eboni X Pyre (Drag & Burlesquer)

Doris (Clown)

Baby Bear (Live singer & instrumentalist)

 

So brings those tips, raffle $, and let’s raise some money for a good cause!

 

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

The Moment: Queer Variety Show

The Moment is a queer variety show where we’re giving artists their moment to shine — because baby, everybody deserves one. Hosted by Nightshade the Glow and Elizabeth New Jersey, this show is all about celebrating queer excellence in all its forms — drag, dance, poetry, whatever your craft is, The Moment is your stage. 21+ with valid I.D.

With a curated lineup of fierce performers for a night that’s loud, unapologetic, and full of heart at Tattooed Mom. Featuring performances by Eye Du Kir, Jiji Jane, Kate Carey, Leila Delicious, Tan Hoang, and Giavacious — a lineup of incredible queer artists ready to step into The Moment. There’s a $5–$10 suggested donation for this event — every dollar goes directly to paying the hosts and performers. If you’re able to give a little more, we’d truly appreciate it. Supporting queer art means putting money in queer pockets, and we’re here to make sure our people get paid. But no one will be turned away for lack of funds at the door.

So come step into The Moment — laugh, gag, cry, tip heavy, and witness the magic. Whether you’re performing or just vibing, you’re part of it. Seating at The Moment will be available, but remember—it’s first come, first served, so make sure to get there early to snag the best spot! If you’re feeling extra fabulous and prefer to stand, we’ve got plenty of standing room for you. Whether you’re sitting pretty or vibing with the show, it’s going to be a night to remember!

Doors open at 6pm

Show starts at 7pm

The Moment is a space for joy, expression, and community. We have a zero-tolerance policy for hate, harassment, or discrimination of any kind. Everyone deserves to feel safe and celebrated—so bring love, respect, and good vibes, or don’t come at all!

 

MONDAY, MAY 12TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $5-10
>> NOTAFLOF <<
TICKETS: EVENTBRITE

 

The moment

 

Hosted by:
Nightshade the Glow and Elizabeth New Jersey

 

Lineup:

Eye Du Kri
Bitchscotti 
Kate Carey
Leila Delicious
Tan Hoang
Giavacious 

 

Event photographer:
Sylvia

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Lady Laughs Philly: Open Mic

Lady Laughs Philly is the city’s only monthly comedy show that features all women and queer comics. Our open mic welcomes anyone and everyone, however we prioritize women and queer comics. We hope you’ll join us!

 

MONDAY, APRIL 14TH
DOORS @ 6:30PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Hosted by Zilla Vodnas and Meredith McDonald

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.