NintendHO! A Drag and Burlesque Tribute

Balena Canto is back at TMoms with an all star cast to pay tribute to all things Nintendo!

See your fav Nintendo characters like Princess Peach, Mario, Luigi, Bayonetta, Eevee, Urbosa, Boo, Bowsette, Zelda, K.K Slider AND MORE brought to life by our cast of Philly’s finest nightlife performers!

In addition to the show, we’ll play themed games for your chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

TUESDAY, MARCH 21ST
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
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RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

STARRING:
Balena Canto (Host)
Deadb0y
Jenny Henny
Renaissance Noir
Sir Donyx
Tiffany Uma Mascara
Vanity Killz

GUEST PERFORMER:
Ms. Terr

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Zanything + Zanax Present: ZANIACS

Everyone pop your ZANAX 💊 , things are about to get ZANY 🤪

Do you wish drag in Philly was freakier? Do you wanna see kings, queens, things, and in-betweens get FILTHY? Do you wanna see p!ss and bl00d and toes and hoes?? Then you’ve cum to the RIGHT PLACE.

Robot Drag King Zanax and Mx. Dragged Into 2022 The ZanyThing present ZANIACS! a brand new alternative drag show with featured artists from Philly & NYC AND an open stage!!! This month’s theme: FILTHY AND FLIRTY FREAKS!!

SUNDAY, MARCH 5th
7-9PM
$10-20 SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

Featuring:
ZANAX and THE ZANY THING as your hosts
VUDU THEE DAHL
LIL BLO PEEP
and our NYC GUESTS:
YAGA TIGERLILY
and GRAY ARIA
and FOUR open-stage performers TBA!!!

CW for stage puke, toes-sucking, and some nasty snacks. Please DM @thezanything if you’d like more specific warnings!

LET’S GET FLIRTY AND FREAKY

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

The Drag Show Before Christmas: A Tim Burton Tribute

Balena Canto presents her next tribute show at Tattooed Mom celebrating all things Tim Burton!

See your fav Tim Burton films like The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Corpse Bride, Batman, Wednesday, and more brought to life by our cast of Philly’s finest nightlife performers!
In addition to the show, we’ll play themed games/trivia for your chance to win a TMoms prize pack (includes a $30 TMoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

It may be the season of joy and gift giving, but that doesn’t mean we stop serving you thrills AND chills!

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 21ST
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

Featuring:
Balena Canto (Host)
Esmerelda May
Henlo Bullfrog
Paula Deen-White
Renaissance Noir
Zsa Zsa Dalí

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Balena Canto Presents: SituGAYtion Comedy! A Drag Tribute

Balena Canto is back at Tmoms with SITUGAYTION COMEDY: A Drag Tribute! That’s right! See your favorite TV sitcoms like The Golden Girls, The Nanny, Living Single, Will & Grace, and Schitt’s Creek (just to name a few) come to life before your very eyes, performed by some of Philly’s most exiting and talented drag artists! In addition to the performances, we will play games where you have the chance to win a TMoms prize pack including a $30 gift card, t-shirt, and more!

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 22ND
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
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RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

FEATURING:
Balena Canto (Host)
Amerie Jameson-Manchez
Deja Vu
Icon Ebony Fierce
Jean Louise
Nickihanna
Poochie
Summer St. Cartier

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Queer Spoken Word: A Poetry and Fundraiser Event

Sip City Mixer and Tattooed Mom bring you Queer Spoken Word: A Poetry and Fundraiser Event benefiting LGBTQIA youth at the Attic Youth Center.

Come for the poetry, stay for the delicious food and drinks! Grab your queer friends and partners and experience a night of spoken word that will leave you laughing, crying, and ordering negroni sbagliatos with prosecco. If you are alcohol-free, there’s plenty of delicious TMoms food to indulge in (plus some N/A beers, and all house cocktails available alcohol-free!)

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 17TH
DOORS @ 6PM
NO COVER // SUGGESTED DONATION $5
RSVP: FB EVENT

Readers include:
Khem Chanthavong (he/him)
Jan (she/her)
Noah David Roberts (they/them)
Boston Gordon (they/he)
Jamie Sawczyszyn (she/her)
Hyde (they/them)
Cyn Jones (they/them)
Mel (she/her)

Sip City is strongly encouraging the usual $5 cover for Sip City events, of which 100% will go to the Attic Youth Center. A QR code for donations will be available at the event, or you can just ask the host, Jamie.

Vaccinations highly encouraged by event host.
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Balena Canto Presents: CAMP WHORRER

Balena Canto is bringing her latest tribute show to Tattooed Mom! This time we’re taking a trip out to CAMP HORROR! From already ridiculously campy classics “VelociPastor” and “Killer Klowns From Outer Space” to the truly terrifying classics like “Hereditary” and “The Shining,” we guarantee that our tributes will have you DYING of laughter…

In addition to performances, we’ll play games where you can win Tmoms’ swagger and a gift card!

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 27TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

Balena Canto
Sir Donyx
Fulano De Tal
Khaki Campri
Onyx Ondyx
Rooki Chu
Sakura Allure
Zsa Zsa Dalí

With Patti LuStoned on the door!

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // October 2022

The Legacy of SLAYHER has reached 4 years of heavy metal ferocity and the demonic divas of South St. return for more fierce drag debauchery!

Drag Her! SLAY HER! In the 4 years since SLAYHER was founded by hosts Lamia and Lorna Doom, Philadelphians have been cursed with countless memories of limitless brutality, unabridged stupidity and downright irresponsible lizard-brain activity due to the antics of this amorphous troupe of high-heeled succubi. Philly’s darkest legacy continues on this auspicious night to celebrate the birth of SLAYHER and one of its founding f*****s, Lorna Doom! The covenant of chaos welcomes the spirits of damned this Samhain with delicious menu options and cocktails by Tattooed Mom. This ferocious festival of fury satisfies your basest and most carnal desires! Fierce Lip Sync, Dark and Sexy Dancers, Scorching Stunts and Sickening Blood and Gore.

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 20TH
DOORS @ 8pm + SHOW @ 9-11pm
NO COVER // FREE FUN // VIP SEATING $15 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP: EVENTBRITE

Hosted by LAMIA and LORNA DOOM
Witness the Horrors of
BRETTZO
ESSA TERICK
HANNIBAL LICKHER
ICON EBONY FIERCE
LUNA THEE JAWNETTE FIERCE
SIR DONYX
YARI

Grab a draft off the tap and get your gut going for the infamous symphonie of shrieks, a screaming contest where you can win the coveted gauntlet of Tattooed Mom’s Glory! The most barbaric showdown in all of humanity crowns the victor in riches and libations unparalleled!

2f, Only at Tattooed Mom, 530 South St, Philadelphia, PA.
Suggested Donation of $5-$15
Seating Starts at 8pm Shows at 9pm
21+ w/ valid ID required
**Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism, or Hate speech (TRASH) will not be tolerated at this event by any means, any violations will result in restricted access to Slayher, Tattooed Mom and Lamia, The Cursed Queen events.**

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Very Magazine Vol. 4 Release Party

Join us for the Vol. 4 Release Party for VERY MAGAZINE, a modern day erotic magazine created by Stevie Laney!

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 13TH
7-10PM
MORE INFO

FEATURING:
Nicole Wiegand
Nicole Krecicki
Thrifty Stuff
C.M. Crockford
Albino Kitty
Sam Sankey
Salvatore
D. Brezinsti
Jackie Kirby
Malign Designs by Marcus Line

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

The Too Much Poetry Party: Book Release and Reading

A night of poetry and celebration! Award winning trans poet Gion Davis is on tour for the release of their debut collection, Too Much. Called “an uncompromising wonder” by Chen Chen and “a lonely, vulnerable, sexy book” by Willi Carlisle, Too Much looks at what it means to be queer and punk in the age of climate change and social imbalance. Davis’s book examines the detachment that comes along with growing up in rural America, guiding the reader through heartbreaks, road trips, bus rides, and loss while asking how much is too much in a world that is both overflowing and desolate.

The night will also feature readings from Philly poets Sadie Dupis, author of Cry Perfume and Mouthguard, Alina Pleskova, author of What Urge Will Save Us, and Amy Saul-Zerby, author of Deep Camouflage.

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 28TH
DOORS @ 6PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $5 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT

Featuring:
Gion Davis
Sadie Dupuis
Alina Pleskova
Amy Saul-Zerby

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Ladies at a Gay Girl’s Bar // Philly Fringe — TWO Performances!

Don’t miss a unique queer solo show, here at TMoms for just 2 performances during Philly Fringe!

20th-century fem(me)/butch lesbian bars come to life in a solo dance/theatre performance. Maggie Cee explores her years as a teenage gay rights activist, her own identity, and fem history – illuminating the feminine women whose stories are too often forgotten, but whose strength and determination paved the way for LGBTQIA+ rights decades before Stonewall.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 18TH
TWO PERFORMANCES: 3PM & 6PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | FRINGE ARTS

Called a “major highlight” of the Hartford Fringe Festival by Christopher Arnott, who said: “Ladies at a Gay Girl’s Bar: 1938-1969…sweetly explored the femme/butch dichotomy in lesbian bars over half a century ago. Cee is a graceful, down-to-earth performer who’s passionate about her subject…and tells it through dance, pre-recorded voices, oral histories, fictional characters and well-chosen music.”

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.