Balena Canto Presents: SituGAYtion Comedy! A Drag Tribute

Balena Canto is back at Tmoms with SITUGAYTION COMEDY: A Drag Tribute! That’s right! See your favorite TV sitcoms like The Golden Girls, The Nanny, Living Single, Will & Grace, and Schitt’s Creek (just to name a few) come to life before your very eyes, performed by some of Philly’s most exiting and talented drag artists! In addition to the performances, we will play games where you have the chance to win a TMoms prize pack including a $30 gift card, t-shirt, and more!

 

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 22ND
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

FEATURING:
Balena Canto (Host)
Amerie Jameson-Manchez
Deja Vu
Icon Ebony Fierce
Jean Louise
Nickihanna
Poochie
Summer St. Cartier

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Queer Spoken Word: A Poetry and Fundraiser Event

Sip City Mixer and Tattooed Mom bring you Queer Spoken Word: A Poetry and Fundraiser Event benefiting LGBTQIA youth at the Attic Youth Center.

Come for the poetry, stay for the delicious food and drinks! Grab your queer friends and partners and experience a night of spoken word that will leave you laughing, crying, and ordering negroni sbagliatos with prosecco. If you are alcohol-free, there’s plenty of delicious TMoms food to indulge in (plus some N/A beers, and all house cocktails available alcohol-free!)

 

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 17TH
DOORS @ 6PM
NO COVER // SUGGESTED DONATION $5
RSVP: FB EVENT

Readers include:
Khem Chanthavong (he/him)
Jan (she/her)
Noah David Roberts (they/them)
Boston Gordon (they/he)
Jamie Sawczyszyn (she/her)
Hyde (they/them)
Cyn Jones (they/them)
Mel (she/her)

Sip City is strongly encouraging the usual $5 cover for Sip City events, of which 100% will go to the Attic Youth Center. A QR code for donations will be available at the event, or you can just ask the host, Jamie.

Vaccinations highly encouraged by event host.
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Balena Canto Presents: CAMP WHORRER

Balena Canto is bringing her latest tribute show to Tattooed Mom! This time we’re taking a trip out to CAMP HORROR! From already ridiculously campy classics “VelociPastor” and “Killer Klowns From Outer Space” to the truly terrifying classics like “Hereditary” and “The Shining,” we guarantee that our tributes will have you DYING of laughter…

In addition to performances, we’ll play games where you can win Tmoms’ swagger and a gift card!

 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 27TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Balena Canto
Sir Donyx
Fulano De Tal
Khaki Campri
Onyx Ondyx
Rooki Chu
Sakura Allure
Zsa Zsa Dalí

With Patti LuStoned on the door!

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // October 2022

The Legacy of SLAYHER has reached 4 years of heavy metal ferocity and the demonic divas of South St. return for more fierce drag debauchery!

Drag Her! SLAY HER! In the 4 years since SLAYHER was founded by hosts Lamia and Lorna Doom, Philadelphians have been cursed with countless memories of limitless brutality, unabridged stupidity and downright irresponsible lizard-brain activity due to the antics of this amorphous troupe of high-heeled succubi. Philly’s darkest legacy continues on this auspicious night to celebrate the birth of SLAYHER and one of its founding f*****s, Lorna Doom! The covenant of chaos welcomes the spirits of damned this Samhain with delicious menu options and cocktails by Tattooed Mom. This ferocious festival of fury satisfies your basest and most carnal desires! Fierce Lip Sync, Dark and Sexy Dancers, Scorching Stunts and Sickening Blood and Gore.

 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 20TH
DOORS @ 8pm + SHOW @ 9-11pm
NO COVER // FREE FUN // VIP SEATING $15 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP: EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted by LAMIA and LORNA DOOM
Witness the Horrors of
BRETTZO
ESSA TERICK
HANNIBAL LICKHER
ICON EBONY FIERCE
LUNA THEE JAWNETTE FIERCE
SIR DONYX
YARI

 

Grab a draft off the tap and get your gut going for the infamous symphonie of shrieks, a screaming contest where you can win the coveted gauntlet of Tattooed Mom’s Glory! The most barbaric showdown in all of humanity crowns the victor in riches and libations unparalleled!

 

2f, Only at Tattooed Mom, 530 South St, Philadelphia, PA.
Suggested Donation of $5-$15
Seating Starts at 8pm Shows at 9pm
21+ w/ valid ID required
**Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism, or Hate speech (TRASH) will not be tolerated at this event by any means, any violations will result in restricted access to Slayher, Tattooed Mom and Lamia, The Cursed Queen events.**

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Very Magazine Vol. 4 Release Party

Join us for the Vol. 4 Release Party for VERY MAGAZINE, a modern day erotic magazine created by Stevie Laney!

 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 13TH
7-10PM
MORE INFO

 

FEATURING:
Nicole Wiegand
Nicole Krecicki
Thrifty Stuff
C.M. Crockford
Albino Kitty
Sam Sankey
Salvatore
D. Brezinsti
Jackie Kirby
Malign Designs by Marcus Line

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

The Too Much Poetry Party: Book Release and Reading

A night of poetry and celebration! Award winning trans poet Gion Davis is on tour for the release of their debut collection, Too Much. Called “an uncompromising wonder” by Chen Chen and “a lonely, vulnerable, sexy book” by Willi Carlisle, Too Much looks at what it means to be queer and punk in the age of climate change and social imbalance. Davis’s book examines the detachment that comes along with growing up in rural America, guiding the reader through heartbreaks, road trips, bus rides, and loss while asking how much is too much in a world that is both overflowing and desolate.

The night will also feature readings from Philly poets Sadie Dupis, author of Cry Perfume and Mouthguard, Alina Pleskova, author of What Urge Will Save Us, and Amy Saul-Zerby, author of Deep Camouflage.

 

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 28TH
DOORS @ 6PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $5 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Featuring:
Gion Davis
Sadie Dupuis
Alina Pleskova
Amy Saul-Zerby

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Ladies at a Gay Girl’s Bar // Philly Fringe — TWO Performances!

Don’t miss a unique queer solo show, here at TMoms for just 2 performances during Philly Fringe!

20th-century fem(me)/butch lesbian bars come to life in a solo dance/theatre performance. Maggie Cee explores her years as a teenage gay rights activist, her own identity, and fem history – illuminating the feminine women whose stories are too often forgotten, but whose strength and determination paved the way for LGBTQIA+ rights decades before Stonewall.

 

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 18TH
TWO PERFORMANCES: 3PM & 6PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | FRINGE ARTS

 

Called a “major highlight” of the Hartford Fringe Festival by Christopher Arnott, who said: “Ladies at a Gay Girl’s Bar: 1938-1969…sweetly explored the femme/butch dichotomy in lesbian bars over half a century ago. Cee is a graceful, down-to-earth performer who’s passionate about her subject…and tells it through dance, pre-recorded voices, oral histories, fictional characters and well-chosen music.”

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Queen of the Damned: Gothik Horror Drag Show

Are you ready? Show me your teeth. When Night falls on this auspicious August evening, the festival of the damned begins!

From your beloved Sabbath: Metal Diva Brunch and Slayher: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show premieres Queen of the Damned! A gothik horror drag show. Witness dark and twisted horror in this portrait of a final girl with a shaking rack of ribs, The Lamia Queen! Join the darkest guild of ghouls with a brew from the Tmoms tap, or grab a signature cocktail and some delectable cuisine from the Tmoms vegan menu!

 

Featuring Special Guests:
Yari
Balena Canto
Hannibal Lickher
Dee Composed
Luna Thee Jawnette
Lamia, The Cured Queen

 

Show up in your most glamorous, vampiest, and damned good looking eleganza for a chance to grab the crown of the first Queen of the Damned! The winner will receive a special prize package courtesy of Tattooed Mom, and the opportunity to join us in November for our second night of resplendence. Don’t know what to wear? It’s your funeral, you can also just wear black!

 

THURSDAY, AUGUST 11TH
DOORS @ 8PM + SHOW @ 9PM
$10 SUGGESTED DONATION
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

HOSTED BY LAMIA, THE CURSED QUEEN

LINEUP:
BALENA CANTO
DEE COMPOSED
AND SPECIAL GUESTS TBA

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

 

2f, Only at Tattooed Mom, 530 South St, Philadelphia, PA. Suggested Donation of $10-15. Seating starts at 8pm, Shows at 9pm. 21+ with valid ID required.
***Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism or Hate speech (TRASH) will not be tolerated at this event by any means, any violations will result in restricted access to Slayher, Tattooed Mom, and Lamia, The Cursed Queen events.***

SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // July 2022

Pride Month may be over but year round the drag and metal marriage of SLAYHER celebrates Wrath! Kings, Queens and All Sovereignty In Between traverse the void to bring you horrors beyond your comprehension.

 

Drag Her. Slayher! Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show emerges from the abyss of endless night to spew a miasma of glitter and glamour all over South Street! The ennead of blasphemy stokes an inferno of arcane and draconic prophecy in the Summer’s Hottest Drag Show. Delicious menu optionssignature cocktails by Tattooed Mom, and this ferocious festival of fury satisfies your basest and most carnal desires! Fierce Lip Sync, Dark and Sexy Dancers, Scorching Stunts and Sickening Blood and Gore!

 

THURSDAY, JULY 28TH
DOORS @ 8pm + SHOW @ 9-11pm
NO COVER // SUGGESTED DONATION $10-15
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Hosted by LAMIA and LORNA DOOM
Witness the Horrors of
ICON EBONY FIERCE
SIR DONYX
HANNIBAL LICKHER
ESSA TERICK
SAMANTHA GENESIS
YARI
THE GODDESS ISIS

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

 

Grab a draft off the tap and get your gut going for the infamous symphonie of shrieks, a screaming contest where you can win the coveted gauntlet of Tattooed Mom’s Glory! The most barbaric showdown in all of humanity crowns the victor in riches and libations unparalleled!

 

2f, Only at Tattooed Mom, 530 South St, Philadelphia, PA. Suggested Donation of $10-15. Seating starts at 8pm, Shows at 9pm. 21+ with valid ID required.
***Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism or Hate speech (TRASH) will not be tolerated at this event by any means, any violations will result in restricted access to Slayher, Tattooed Mom, and Lamia, The Cursed Queen events.***

Very Magazine: Issue 3 Launch Party + Pop-Up

VERY ISSUE 3 LAUNCH PARTY + POP-UP

LOCAL ARTISTS, VENDORS, DRINKS, FOOD AND FUN!

 

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 29TH
7-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Cusp By Cassie Leather
Elizabeth Kross Photography
James Bradford Music
Jay McQuirns
Medusa Raptor Studios
Miller Potoma
Night Owl Designs
Philthy Phinds Thrifting Co.
Ryan O’Laughlin
Sam Sankey
Taped Off T.V.
Nic Art and Design
& Stevie Laney

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.