HELL YEAH! Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase brings you another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY!
TUESDAY APRIL 25
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
FEATURING:
Asante Morris
James Moss
Abby Rosenquist
Mera Caulfeid
Alex Senti
Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell!
Art by Jenni Cella.
Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S! Named 2019’s BEST CHEAP LAUGHS IN PHILLY by Philly Magazine.
Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
It’s FREE! It’s COMEDY! It’s FREE COMEDY!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• It’s Philly Vegan Restaurant Week! Tutu Mary’s has some very special menu items for us, changing all week long! Come back multiple times so you can eat the whole menu!
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Long Story Long is a FREE STORYTELLING COMEDY SHOW. All the excruciating details you didn’t know you needed from some of the best comics in Philly. Like that one time that I found a loose fire hydrant on the street and my friend and I carried it back to my garage and it stayed there for months because I didn’t know what to do with it until I eventually buried it in my backyard like a dead body so the government wouldn’t find out.
NO COVER & NO HOLDS BARRED!
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 19TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
Featuring:
Jennifer Blaine
Nicole Phoenix
Marcely
Caroline Orejuela
Lee Kilpatrick
and Brittney Goggin
Hosted by Sarah Ehrman
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Join us for a night to celebrate COLLIDE’s third issue at Tattooed Mom’s on South Street. Enjoy great food and cocktails in the upstairs area of the bar. The first and second rooms will have spaces for artists to hang originals, prints, or have tables of work n display for people to engage with and purchase.
MONDAY, APRIL 17TH
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
The third room will be closed off for an open-mic, where poets and performers can sign up for 5-10 minutes of mic time throughout the night.
Issue 3 writers are encouraged to perform their pieces in the zine and be present at the event for autographs and photo ops.
11 x 17 posters of featured Collide art and hard copies of Collide Issues 3 will be available for purchase!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Over the course of 184 drawings, 5 months, and 5 presentations Teddy Hanson discovered how drawing a moustache, a foot, a cat, a saxophone, and a line can lead a person to ponder the very nature of their existence. Join him as he recounts that metaphysical journey in his multimedia performance, Teddy’s 101.
SUNDAY, APRIL 16TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE (COMING SOON)
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Come explore upstairs at Tattooed Mom’s & support a bunch of dope Philly Artists !!
This FREE event is full of tons of unique wearable art. Come find some drip
& support local artists!
SUNDAY, APRIL 16TH
2-6PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
Artists:
Juicy Goth
KaiCraftsss
Medusa Raptor Studios
Gemini Gems
Alyssa Dahlia Creations
Dan Kraus Art
Floating Rose
MFH Shrines & Finds
Limit Nine
Marjorie Taylor Art
SKTCH
PACE
Nonny Co
Pretty Alien Boutique
Snug Baby Hues
TUF Girls
Visions Risen
Ani Li Mars
SKYN Art
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Please note that this event has been cancelled due to maintenance by the Philadelphia Water Department on our block, which has shut off our water supply. Apologies for any inconvenience. See you soon!
Sip City Mixer is an intentionally diverse, inclusive, welcoming and safe space for femmes, women, trans, non-binary, and gender non-conforming queer Philadelphians.
Bomb Bomb as in QUEER BOMB! When we all meetup at T’Mom’s, we pack the entire upstairs. They love us and we love them! 
If you’ve been to one, you know. If not, come hang with 150+ new friends!
A note from Sip City Mixer: We strongly prefer guests be fully vaxxed/boosted. If you are not, please wear a mask to protect others. Sit this one out if you’re feeling unwell.
THURSDAY, APRIL 13TH
6-9PM
EXTENDED HAPPY HOUR 4-9PM • ALL DRAFTS $4
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT (COMING SOON)
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
“I am not an intellectual. I write with my body.”
—Clarice Lispector
“Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody
Ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody (mwah)”
— Megan Thee Stallion
Come enjoy an evening hosted by visiting poet Emily Marie Passos Duffy and local author Leah Mele-Bazaz! This multigenre reading of prose, poetry, and hybrid forms will explore a spectrum of sensations from body horror to body elation. What are the limits of the body? How do factors such as ability, age, gender identity and expression, race, size, sexuality, illness, wellness, relationship with your environment, and more shape the language of your body?
TUESDAY, APRIL 11TH
6-9PM
NO COVER // SUGGESTED DONATION
RSVP: FB EVENT
Readings by your hosts and featured writers Jeannine A. Cook, Alexa Vallejo, K.P. Writ, and Nathan Alling Long explore these questions and delve into the ways bodies can hunger, betray us, support us, and teach us.
The event will include book signings, pop up flash readings, and more!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
