Tag: Fanfiction Theatre

Die Hard: A Live Reading

Yipee-ki-yay Mother F**ker

The argument’s over. We don’t care what you say. There’s one true Christmas movie and that’s DIE HARD! Yeah, you guessed it, Theatre Contra is taking the script of this explosive holiday classic and doing it live…again! So get ready for a night of espionage and foot kinks as we save Tattooed Mom from Hans Gruber and his merry (and very German) band of criminals.

 

MONDAY, DECEMBER 7TH
7PM
VIP TICKETS: TICKETLEAP
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Directed by Adam Howard

Performers:
Adam Howard
Jenna Kuerzie
And more To Be Announced!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | mom’s marvelous meatless mondays?? Say it 3 times fast and see what happens. we dare u. Meatless Monday is here at TMoms from open ’till close. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | cue ball as bright as ur future. Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms continues!

• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Back to the Future: A Live Reading

When this baby hits 88 miles per hour… you’re gonna see some serious sh*t.

And serious sh*t we will give you. We’re going back in time, then BACK TO THE FUTURE as we create more than one grandfather paradox and many sequels in motion. So you better hop in your Delorean, travel back in time to Tattooed Mom on November 23rd, and get ready to absolutely WRECK the space/time continuum.

 

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 23RD
7PM
VIP TICKETS: TICKETLEAP
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Directed by Katie Frazer

Artists/Performers:
Adaeze Nwoko
Arthur Robinson
Kevin Naddeo
Leslie Miller
Liz Crino
Mariah Ghant

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | mom’s marvelous meatless mondays?? Say it 3 times fast and see what happens. we dare u. Meatless Monday is here at TMoms from open ’till close. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | cue ball as bright as ur future. Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms continues!

• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Signs: A Live Reading

Philly’s greatest filmmaker and twist master M. Night Shyamalan made us all believe in crop circles and stay hydrated, so to thank him, we are taking the script of his alien classic SIGNS and doing it LIVE for spooky season! That’s right, grab those baseball bats and swing away on October 13th at Tattooed Mom, because these aliens were so dumb they came to a planet made of 70% of their greatest weakness.

 

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 13TH
7PM
VIP TICKETS: TICKETLEAP
>> NOTAFLOF <<

 

Directed by Adam Howard

Featuring:

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | it’s tacos. it’s tecate. it’s tuesdays. what more can we say. $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Taco Tuesday + $3 tecate!

• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Jim & John Harbaugh’s Self-Discovery Superbowl: FanFic Theatre

The football coach fanfiction theatre you never knew you NEEDED in your life….

Jim & John Harbaugh’s Self-Discovery Superbowl is the theater football fanfic that you’ve been waiting for. Play witness to the inward collapse of masculinity and the blossoming of steamy brotherly love.

February 3, 2013…For the first time in Super Bowl history, the game featured two brothers coaching against each other—Jim and John Harbaugh, head coaches of the San Francisco 49ers and Baltimore Ravens, respectively—earning it the nickname Harbaugh Bowl or The Harbowl.  This is the story behind the game…a retelling where your favorite fraternal football stars wrestle with their masculine inhibitions!

Then stick around for a performance by Philadelphia performance artist Little Weiner.

FREE SHOW
Doors at 9:30/Show starts at 10pm

$4 Hamburgers & Vegan Burgers until midnight
$2 Narragansett Lager Tall Boys all day
Half off all drafts from 10-11pm

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