May The Fierce Be With You: A Star Wars Drag & Burlesque Tribute

Do you fantasize about racing Skyhoppers with your pal Biggs on the desert planet of Tatooine? Ever wonder why a Tauntaun’s innards resemble white cheddar cheese curls more than actual organs? Have you ever been called a “stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder?” Do you like the taste of blue milk?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you CANNOT miss this show!

UPSTAIRS // SUGGESTED DONATION // 21+ w/ VALID ID

Join host Balena Canto and an amazing cast of performers as they celebrate, geek out, and bring your favorite Star Wars characters to life in this drag & burlesque tribute to one of the greatest sci-fi sagas of our time! In addition to the performances, there will be Star Wars themed trivia, games, and challenges where the audience can play to win prizes! Wherever you are in the galaxy, we hope you’ll stop by our little Cantina and join in the fun!

Featuring:
Dominique Lee
Effervescence
Renaissance Noir
Summer
Virtex.exe

Enjoy this event with our Taco Tuesday specials:
$1 Tacos
$2.50 Tecate
a special Taco of the Month,
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your Star Wars loving pals!

Good Vibes Only: Joy Taney’s Ultraviolet Sigil-Casting Party!

~*~*~GOOD VIBES ONLY~*~*~

(((((     NO HEXES     )))))

Celebrate the new year & Joy Taney‘s 33rd birthday with an evening of GLOWING MEMORIES & A GROUP SPELL!

UPSTAIRS // FREE // 21+ w/ VALID ID
Doors 7pm // Event 8pm

Bring the drama with your ultraviolet fashion & makeup for photography with Click Save Art & Portrait Photography. With the help of Essa Terick, manifest spells for luck, success, and healing through a glowing group sigil. Don’t forget to tip the performers, Miss Elaine and Kyng Dom. Bring your curiosity for magical craft creation and readings. The one thing banned from this spell- & art-making is ill will or harmful intent—tonight, it’s good vibes only!

Enjoy this event with Tattooed Mom’s full food & drink menu,
Plus $2.50 Miller High Life & half price tots from 7pm-midnight,
& half price drafts before and after this event from 5-7pm and 10-11pm

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Sr. Wink’s Stupid Cupid: An Attic Youth Center Benefit!

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE

The Philadelphia Sisters / House of Otherly Love is throwing an unValentine’s Day bash, irreverently conceived by Novice Sister Wink Wink Nudge Nudge! (those novices are always making trouble!)

UPSTAIRS // 21+ // FREE
Doors 7pm // Show 8pm
Donations accepted at the door—all proceeds benefit The Attic Youth Center!

Join our cast for a wild night celebrating everything we hate about Love Day!

Cast:
Deadboy IX
Icon Ebony Fierce
Mitch “The Wild Thing”
Pyxilation
Rita Brujeria
& Tiffany Uma Mascara

Enjoy this event with our Pierogi Thursday specials:
50¢ vegan potato & onion pierogi from noon-10pm
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

Drag Gavin Drag: A Dance Gavin Dance Tribute

“What’s your favorite Dance Gavin Dance song?
(Note: You can’t say Semi-Charmed Life.)

Made by & for the fans, come enjoy a night of DRAG and BURLESQUE in tribute to one of your (and our) favorite bands, Dance Gavin Dance!

Featuring seven local performers & drag artists, each portraying their own interpretation, tribute, or version of different DGD tracks! There will also be a surprise at the end of the show for all the new fans & not-yet fans!

UPSTAIRS // $10 SUGGESTED DONATION // 21+

Doors 8pm // Show 9pm

Featuring:
Beary Tyler Moore
Lorna Doom
deadb0y IX
Hannibal Lickher
Martine
Sir Donyx
Tiffany Uma Mascara

Hosted By: Lorna Doom

Produced By: Beary Tyler Moore, Lorna Doom and deadb0y IX

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All Donations and Tips go toward paying the Cast and Crew. This event is NOTAFLOF and 21+. Please bring proper ID to ensure entry!

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Enjoy this event with our Meatless Monday specials:
1/2 off our full veggie menu noon-10pm
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

The Sabbath: Metal Diva Drag Brunch

The Metal Diva Drag Brunch that you’ve been craving is RETURNING to Tattooed Mom with more badass brutes bringing you the best in rock legend impersonation, comedy, lip sync, & dance! Bonus: Enjoy some food & drinks upstairs at Tattooed Mom at the same time!

FREE W/ SUGGESTED DONATION // 21+ // UPSTAIRS
LIMITED SEATING AVAILABLE

TWO PERFORMANCE TIMES:
Doors 2pm // Show at 3pm

Hosted by Retrograde Productions
With Performances by:
Ron Binary
Yari
Mercury
Lorna Doom
Samantha Genesis

Enjoy some devilish drag show while indulging in Tattooed Mom’s delicious menu of delicacies & decadent vegan options! Celebrate your bacholorette parties, birthdays, wedding celebrations, divorces, funerals and more with the Sabbath ghouls!

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SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Metal Drag Show, December 2019

Strap on your heels and throw up those horns—Philadelphia’s only heavy metal drag show is returning to Tattooed Mom!

Lip Sync, Dance, Side-Show and Special Effects!
FREE // UPSTAIRS // 21+ w/ ID

The mayhem, despair and obliteration will leave you WRITHING under the might of these BERSERK BANSHEES:
Hosted by Mercury
DJ Stepdad

STARRING:
Lorna Doom, Onyx Ondyx, and Plexie Glass

FEATURING:
The Lady Vayne
&
Hannibal Lickher

Indulge in the EMBRACE of the ABYSS through the DELIGHTS of Tattooed Mom’s delectable menu of food and drinks!
PLUS: A variety of vegan options!

Do you have the heaviest scream? Win a brutal prize package courtesy of Tattooed Mom by participating in our signature scream showdown!

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your brutal buds!

The Sabbath: Metal Diva Brunch

Heavy Metal Divas put up your horns! The sickest new sacrament for your Saturday brunch is upon us! Tattooed Mom is partnering with Retrograde Productions once again & we invite you to our rituals! Witches, warlocks, metal heads and putrid punks, all are welcome in the grasp of the left hand!

FREE W/ SUGGESTED DONATION // 21+ // UPSTAIRS
LIMITED SEATING AVAILABLE

TWO PERFORMANCE TIMES:
Doors 1:30pm // Show at 2pm // Show at 3pm

Enjoy your extravagant vegan brunch with a devastating drag show featuring acts from Philadelphia’s Philthiest!
RON BINARY
MERCURY
YARI
LORNA DOOM
SAMANTHA GENESIS
& MORE

Metal Diva Brunch is the BEST way to celebrate your birthday, wedding, engagement, divorce, etc.!

MORE INFO TBA!

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SlayHer: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show! // One Year Anniversary!

1 Year of Slaughter and it’s only getting more brutal!
Celebrating 365 days of slay, Philly’s ONLY heavy metal drag show returns to Tattooed Mom with the most bloodcurdling lineup of Philly’s filthiest freaks.

MERCURY
LORNA DOOM
ONYX ONDYX
STEPDAD
PLEXIE GLASS
featuring the foulest
ICON EBONY FIERCE
MOON BABY
DEADBOY
SIR DONYX
and the revenge of RON BINARY

We want to hear you SCREAM! The victor of the Heavy Metal Screaming Showdown will receive a precious prize package bestowed upon Slayher by Tattooed Mom, consisting of a TMOMs giftcard, shirt, and goodie bag. All are encouraged to join in the ceremony of wails!

$5 suggested donation
Doors 8pm // Show 9pm
Seats fill up FAST so arrive on time!
21+ w/ valid ID

Enjoy this event with our Taco Tuesday specials:
$1 Tacos
$2.50 Tecate
a special Taco of the Month,
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

Get In, It’s An “Adult Swim” Drag Show!

Long ago before there was Netflix, Amazon Prime, and Hulu, people were stuck watching cable TV and suffered through whatever was playing at the time. Many insomniacs and late-night party people were driven to watch either Nick at Nite reruns or infomercials when the clock struck midnight. Then a beacon of hope emerged from the brilliant minds at Cartoon Network to create young adult programming for those of us still fighting off Mr. Sandman.

With shows like Family Guy, Dethklok, Futurama, Robot Chicken, the Oblongs, Aqua Teen Hunger Force and more, Adult Swim has become an ethos in entertainment!

Come join us as we celebrate these shows & more as our Dragsters bring them to life on the stage. As with any Curiosities of Drag production, there will be games, prizes, a raffle, and more fun than should be legal!

Doors 7pm // Show 8pm
21+ w/ valid ID
$5 donation, but NOTAFLOF
♥️Tips Appreciated♥️

Cast:
Hosts: Claire Voy-Annz and Buster V. Giner

Performances By:
Kotton Queen
Rubixxx
Jon Bonet Trelurtrash
Easton Lux
Lady La’Shay

Kitten: Babe Ruthless

Enjoy this event with our Burger Wednesday specials:
$4 Mom’s Beef Burgers & Mom’s Vegan Burgers,
$2 Narragansett Lager Tall Boys,
a special Burger of the Month,
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

Slayher: Philly’s Only All Metal Drag Show, August 2019

The divas of disaster descend from the bloodsoaked heavens once more! Slayher has come to cast down its carnage in the heaviest, bloodiest cesspool in South Philly! Join us for Philly’s ONLY All Heavy Metal Drag Revue—only at Tattooed Mom!

Doors 8pm // Show 9pm
Arrive on time because this event fills up fast!
$5-$15 Suggested Donation
21+

MERCURY
LORNA DOOM
ONYX ONDYX
STEPDAD
PLEXIE GLASS
With special guests
KHAKI CAPRI
&
ANN ARTIST

With Special Prize Packages & HEAVY METAL GUTTERAL SCREAM SHOWDOWN.
& Heavy Metal music curated by the Slayher cast!

Enjoy this event with our Pierogi Thursday specials:
50¢ vegan potato & onion pierogi from noon-10pm
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!