Half-Baked // A Drag and Burlesque Show

Do you like silly stupid drag and burlesque? Well saddle up diva ‘cuz this is very that!

Half-Baked is a cabaret show full of whacky performances, stunty fashion, and goofy ghouls. Leave your braincells at home, baby, you won’t need ’em tonight! Come let loose!

 

TUESDAY, MAY 16TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT (COMING SOON)

 

FEATURING:
Pi
Jay Kay (Brooklyn, NY)
Khaki Capri
Tiffany Uma Mascara

*** Don’t be a dick! Racism, Transphobia, Sexism, Ableism, or other hate speech will get you removed ***

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Thy KINGdom Come: An All Drag King and Trans Masculine Show

Come into the KINGdom and surround yourself with drag kings and trans masculine performers for one night, hosted by Snatcherella 3000 Season 3 former contestant, Billie King!

 

THURSDAY, MARCH 30TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
$10 SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE

 

Cast:
Mister Right
Rexxi
Gemini Mxr
Eugene Rideher Betta

Stage Kitten: Oz
Door Guardian: Ken U Knott

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppingsThursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

NintendHO! A Drag and Burlesque Tribute

Balena Canto is back at TMoms with an all star cast to pay tribute to all things Nintendo!

See your fav Nintendo characters like Princess Peach, Mario, Luigi, Bayonetta, Eevee, Urbosa, Boo, Bowsette, Zelda, K.K Slider AND MORE brought to life by our cast of Philly’s finest nightlife performers!

In addition to the show, we’ll play themed games for your chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

 

TUESDAY, MARCH 21ST
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

STARRING:
Balena Canto (Host)
Deadb0y
Jenny Henny
Renaissance Noir
Sir Donyx
Tiffany Uma Mascara
Vanity Killz

GUEST PERFORMER:
Ms. Terr

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Zanything + Zanax Present: ZANIACS

Everyone pop your ZANAX 💊 , things are about to get ZANY 🤪

Do you wish drag in Philly was freakier? Do you wanna see kings, queens, things, and in-betweens get FILTHY? Do you wanna see p!ss and bl00d and toes and hoes?? Then you’ve cum to the RIGHT PLACE.

Robot Drag King Zanax and Mx. Dragged Into 2022 The ZanyThing present ZANIACS! a brand new alternative drag show with featured artists from Philly & NYC AND an open stage!!! This month’s theme: FILTHY AND FLIRTY FREAKS!!

SUNDAY, MARCH 5th
7-9PM
$10-20 SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Featuring:
ZANAX and THE ZANY THING as your hosts
VUDU THEE DAHL
LIL BLO PEEP
and our NYC GUESTS:
YAGA TIGERLILY
and GRAY ARIA
and FOUR open-stage performers TBA!!!

 

CW for stage puke, toes-sucking, and some nasty snacks. Please DM @thezanything if you’d like more specific warnings!

LET’S GET FLIRTY AND FREAKY

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Psycho Sisters Murder on Ice: A Drag Queen Murder Mystery Party

Psycho Sisters Murder on Ice: A Drag Queen Murder Mystery Party

Come out and enjoy a drag show full of fun performances, food, drinks, and, of course, KILLER queens. With a new year comes a new kill and we are going to need YOUR help to figure out exactly what happened. Come join some wonderful queens for their getaway cabin retreat in the woods where we can party, chat, and, of course, slay. Psycho Sisters is an interactive drag murder mystery show, so get ready to be immersed into a beautifully twisted experience for a night you’ll never forget. That is, unless, you don’t make it out alive ;). 2023 is already freezing, but it’s about to get icy. See you soon…

 

SUNDAY, JANUARY 22ND
1ST SHOW: DOORS 2PM // SHOW 3PM
2ND SHOW: DOORS 6PM // SHOW 7PM

PRIORITY SEATING TICKETS FOR BOTH SHOWS AVAILABLE ON ON EVENTBRITE ONLY
$15 SUGGESTED DONATION AT THE DOOR FOR G/A | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE

 

Featuring:
Smooth E
Deja Vu
Esme Eventide
Paula Deen-White
Zsa Zsa Dali

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

The Drag Show Before Christmas: A Tim Burton Tribute

Balena Canto presents her next tribute show at Tattooed Mom celebrating all things Tim Burton!

See your fav Tim Burton films like The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Corpse Bride, Batman, Wednesday, and more brought to life by our cast of Philly’s finest nightlife performers!
In addition to the show, we’ll play themed games/trivia for your chance to win a TMoms prize pack (includes a $30 TMoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

It may be the season of joy and gift giving, but that doesn’t mean we stop serving you thrills AND chills!

 

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 21ST
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Featuring:
Balena Canto (Host)
Esmerelda May
Henlo Bullfrog
Paula Deen-White
Renaissance Noir
Zsa Zsa Dalí

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Balena Canto Presents: SituGAYtion Comedy! A Drag Tribute

Balena Canto is back at Tmoms with SITUGAYTION COMEDY: A Drag Tribute! That’s right! See your favorite TV sitcoms like The Golden Girls, The Nanny, Living Single, Will & Grace, and Schitt’s Creek (just to name a few) come to life before your very eyes, performed by some of Philly’s most exiting and talented drag artists! In addition to the performances, we will play games where you have the chance to win a TMoms prize pack including a $30 gift card, t-shirt, and more!

 

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 22ND
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

FEATURING:
Balena Canto (Host)
Amerie Jameson-Manchez
Deja Vu
Icon Ebony Fierce
Jean Louise
Nickihanna
Poochie
Summer St. Cartier

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Balena Canto Presents: CAMP WHORRER

Balena Canto is bringing her latest tribute show to Tattooed Mom! This time we’re taking a trip out to CAMP HORROR! From already ridiculously campy classics “VelociPastor” and “Killer Klowns From Outer Space” to the truly terrifying classics like “Hereditary” and “The Shining,” we guarantee that our tributes will have you DYING of laughter…

In addition to performances, we’ll play games where you can win Tmoms’ swagger and a gift card!

 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 27TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

Balena Canto
Sir Donyx
Fulano De Tal
Khaki Campri
Onyx Ondyx
Rooki Chu
Sakura Allure
Zsa Zsa Dalí

With Patti LuStoned on the door!

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Psycho Sisters: A Drag Queen Murder Mystery Party

Come out and enjoy a drag show full of fun performances, drinks, and, of course, KILLER queens. That’s right: A drag queen has been murdered and we need YOUR help to figure out who did it. At Psycho Sisters it will be up to you, the audience, to use your inner detective skills and solve this crime! Get ready to see a lot of spooky shenanigans just in time for Halloween… if you think you won’t be too scared.

 

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 23RD
1ST SHOW: DOORS 2PM // SHOW 3PM
2ND SHOW: DOORS 6PM // SHOW 7PM
VIP SEATING ON EVENTBRITE | G/A $10 SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE

 

Featuring:
Smooth E
Diva Baby
Esme Eventide
Paula Deen-White
Zsa Zsa Dali

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

May The Fierce Be With You: A Star Wars Drag & Burlesque Tribute

Do you fantasize about racing Skyhoppers with your pal Biggs on the desert planet of Tatooine? Ever wonder why a Tauntaun’s innards resemble white cheddar cheese curls more than actual organs? Have you ever been called a “stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder?” Do you like the taste of blue milk?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you CANNOT miss this show!

UPSTAIRS // SUGGESTED DONATION // 21+ w/ VALID ID

Join host Balena Canto and an amazing cast of performers as they celebrate, geek out, and bring your favorite Star Wars characters to life in this drag & burlesque tribute to one of the greatest sci-fi sagas of our time! In addition to the performances, there will be Star Wars themed trivia, games, and challenges where the audience can play to win prizes! Wherever you are in the galaxy, we hope you’ll stop by our little Cantina and join in the fun!

Featuring:
Dominique Lee
Effervescence
Renaissance Noir
Summer
Virtex.exe

Enjoy this event with our Taco Tuesday specials:
$1 Tacos
$2.50 Tecate
a special Taco of the Month,
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your Star Wars loving pals!