Tattooed Momedy: October 2019

Tattooed Momedy is BACK AGAIN for October and we are TERRIFIED! Ghouls, and goblins and damn skeletons? Consider me SCARED!

The only thing that can keep you safe from evil halloween demons is laughter – they hate it.

Featuring:
Kaleb Stewart
Brandon Vincent Jackson
Peggy O’Leary
Andrew Shearer
Greer Cohen

Hosted by Molly Hanulec

Art by Shannon Fahey

NO COVER! 21+!
Doors at 8pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

Enjoy this event with our Taco Tuesday specials:
$1 Tacos
$2.50 Tecate
& half off all drafts 5-7 & 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

You Can’t Fail: Fall 2019

The popular art series You Can’t Fail is returning to Tattooed Mom for a fun spring fling! Join us for an evening of works in progress & new performances brought to you by Chris Davis!

First time performers, seasoned veterans, and everyone in between are welcomed onto the stage to present new works & works in progress including: visual art, photography, theater, dance, performance art, comedy, story-telling, poetry, prose, sculpture, ballet, film, stand-up… ANY and ALL art will be presented in the back room at Tattooed Mom’s (2nd floor).

Doors 6pm // Show 8-10pm
Performances start promptly at 8pm!

This event is FREE!
21+ w/ valid ID only.

Featuring:
Kate Carey
Sean Hanrahan
Nick Perilli
Foxy Doxies
Vivian Bilenky
Tara Hernon
Celine McBride
Makayla
Mary McCool
Margot Steinberg
Tim Lynch
Kristen Bailey
Jean-Marie Tomlin
Micah Greenleaf
Demetra Davis
Betty Smithsonian
Benjamin Kunkle
Christina Rosso
Kelly McCaughan
Alyssa Nickol
Megan Carey
Chyanne Kemp
Jean-Marie Tomlin
Rachel O’Hanlon Rodriguez
Javi Javi

Enjoy this event with our Burger Wednesday specials:
$4 Mom’s Beef Burgers & Mom’s Vegan Burgers,
$2 Narragansett Lager Tall Boys,
a Burger of the Month special,
& half off all drafts 5-7 and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

Tattooed Momedy: Three Year Anniversary

Tattooed Momedy is a free monthly comedy showcase featuring hilarious comedy performers of all types and genres from Philadelphia and across the U.S!

This month’s headliner: Tattooed Momedy Creator Michael Kelly!

Featuring:
Ronald Metellus
Kara Sankus
Zak Krone
Christine WalledIn

Hosted by Molly Hanulec

Art by Kara Sankus

NO COVER! 21+!
Doors at 8pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

Enjoy this event with our Taco Tuesday specials:
$1 Tacos
$2.50 Tecate
& half off all drafts 5-7 & 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

Dr. Jawn’s Comedy Variety Hour // Free Fringe Philly

Dr. Jawn is hosting a Comedy Variety Hour for Free Fringe Philly, and the whole thing will be improvised on the spot! The audience will provide suggestions to a panel of comedians who will take those suggestions and turn them into a Variety Show with stories, art, standup, improv, and other jawns!

Doors 6pm // Event 7-8pm // FREE // 21+

Featuring:
Dr. Jawn
Tristan Wolfe
Z
Mike Germano
Rose Thomas
Pete Celona
Rick Horner
Neal King
Gaby Gonzalez
Lou Schonder
Ron Anderson
Gianna Colantuono
Sarah Cummings
& Christina Libre

Check out more Free Fringe Philly shows here.

Enjoy half price drafts before & after this event,
plus half price tots & $2 PBR tall boys from 7pm ’til close.

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

Queef! An O P E N Letter to Madonna // Free Fringe Philly

Performer Fay Florence-Steddum is bringing Queef! An O P E N Letter to Madonna to Tattooed Mom as part of Free Fringe Philly!

9:30pm Show // FREE // 21+

At the threshold of the apocalypse, an aberration appears! She is bold, boisterous and impelled by the witness of her glory, Madonna. Call her a Goddess? Call her a Queen? Call her Mama, if you dare! With fullness, she arrives, gooch first, to shed skid marks, free asses and spread the good pubes to all Americans: the time has come to release our inners and QUEEF in the face of despair!

Join us Wednesday, September 18, 9:30PM at Tattooed Mom (21+) for the first showing of this new participatory ritual in development! Created by Chicago Theatre Artist, Fay Florence-Steddum.

Enjoy this event with our Burger Wednesday specials:
$4 Mom’s Beef Burgers & Mom’s Vegan Burgers
$2 Narragansett Lager Tall Boys
special Burger of the Month
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

Uncomfortable: A Stand Up Storytelling Show // Free Fringe Philly

Uncomfortable is a stand up and storytelling show where performers are invited to explore the humor in all things awkward, difficult, taboo, painful or otherwise uncomfortable to talk about. Some of the material may be very light and some of it will be heavier, but it is all guaranteed to be unique. Come spend a night with some amazing comedians as they entertain you, make you think, and bare their souls.

21+ // FREE // UPSTAIRS
This show is part of Free Fringe Philly! Check out more Free Fringe Philly shows here.

Comedians include:
Hannah Trav
Marrianne Beltle
Katonya Mosely
& MORE!

Hosted By Sammie James

Enjoy this event with our Burger Wednesday specials:
$4 Mom’s Beef Burgers & Mom’s Vegan Burgers
$2 Narragansett Lager Tall Boys
a special Burger of the Month
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

Tattooed Momedy: August 2019

It’s the final Tattooed Momedy of summer, but things are just beginning to heat up! Don’t miss out on Philadelphia Magazine‘s 2019 pick for Best of Philly’s “Cheap Laughs,” featuring hilarious comedy performers of all types and genres from Philadelphia and across the U.S!

This month’s headliner: Conner McNutt
Featuring: Megan Chialastri
Starring:
Daniel Ostrov
Karina Reyes
Ross Weisman
Alex Yang

Special guest appearance by the one and only BEV (Drew Bev Gaver)

Hosted by Michael Kelly and Molly Hanulec!

NO COVER! 21+!
Doors at 8pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

Enjoy this event with our Taco Tuesday specials:
$1 Tacos
$2.50 Tecate
& half off all drafts 5-7 & 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

Tattooed Momedy: July 2019

Tattooed Momedy is a free monthly comedy showcase featuring hilarious comedy performers of all types and genres from Philadelphia and across the U.S!

This month’s headliner: Che Guerrero
Featuring: Ryan Foster
Starring:
Nicole Phoenix
Sonia Zambrana
Oliver de Luz
Andy Lane
Cassandra Kyriazis

Hosted by Michael Kelly and Molly Hanulec

Art by Sarah Bell

NO COVER! 21+!
Doors at 8pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

Enjoy this event with our Taco Tuesday specials:
$1 Tacos
$2.50 Tecate
& half off all drafts 5-7 & 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

Tattooed Momedy: June 2019

Tattooed Momedy is a free monthly comedy showcase featuring hilarious comedy performers of all types and genres from Philadelphia and across the U.S!

This Month’s Headliner: John Deary
Featuring: Chris Cotton
Starring:
Ben Wasserman
Tim Cox
Betty J Smithsonian
Frank D Neblett

Hosted by Michael Kelly and Molly Hanulec
Art by Shannon Fahey

NO COVER! 21+!

Doors at 8pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

Enjoy this event with our Taco Tuesday specials:
$1 Tacos
$2.50 Tecate
& half off all drafts 5-7 & 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

The 3rd Annual My Favorite Murder Meet-up & EndTheBacklog.org Fundraiser

This is an event for fans of true crime, comedy, Steven, and two women talking for an hour staright! If these things sound interesting to you, we kindly & respectfully invite you to hang out, meet-up, & raise money for a good cause!

This annual fundraiser is a chance for fans of the My Favorite Murder podcast (also known as Murderinos) to meet-up, to exchange stories, to win fantastic raffle prizes, and to eat & drink their way through Tattooed Mom’s delicious menu—all while raising money for End the Backlog!

End the Backlog is a national organization that aims to end injustice by eliminating the backlog of untested DNA and rape kits from sexual assault cases. Every year, countless kits sit untested & untouched in police stations and crime storage units. This foundation aims to help alleviate this epidemic, solve cold cases, and bring closure to sexual assault victims.

Bid on & win a plethora of raffle prizes from local businesses! 100% of the proceeds benefit End the Backlog! Grab the Georgia to your Karen and stop by! Let’s do something rad together!

Raffle prizes include:

  • The Spirit of Philadelphia, dinner for 2 on the ship ($225 value)
  • Rockstar Games: Red Dead Redemption 2 merchandise ($500+ value)
  • Acupuncture off Broad gift card ($105 gift card value)
  • Infinite Piercing gift cards: ($50 gift card value)
  • The POPE gift card: ($50 gift card value)
  • Long in the Tooth Records gift card ($30 gift card value)
  • Tattooed Mom Prize Pack, including gift card, t-shirt, and Mom’s chip ($25+ value)
  • Federal Donuts gift card ($25 gift card value)
  • Morgan’s Pier gift card: ($25 gift card value)
  • Eastern State Penitentiary, admission for six
  • Evil Genius Brewery, brewery tour for six
  • Sister Cities Food & Shop Tour, complete tour for two
  • Five classes for Rumble, a boxing-inspired fitness class ($175 gift card value)
  • Five class pack from Lumos Yoga & Barre
  • Six tickets to any Helium Comedy Club show
  • Four tickets to any Good Good Comedy show
  • A pair of tickets to any 1812 Productions show
  • Stateside Vodka: MFM-inspired engraved bottle & accompanying rox glasses, shot glasses, sunglasses, gift card, & 4 tickets to tour the distillery
  • Sourpuss Clothing: Giant basket of skull goodies!
  • Modcloth: French Fry purse & 4 dresses
  • Hey Mavens: MFM inspired bralette & undie set
  • South Street Art Mart: a bunch of fun items like zines, stickers, earrings, light switch protector!
  • Capes & Cowls Comics & Collectibles: Assorted comic collection
  • Alternate Dimension Toys: a TON of pop culture merch & gift card
  • South Fellini: Graphic novel, print, & “No One Likes Us, We Don’t Care” hat
  • Evergood Merch: a bunch of pins, patches, & zipper pulls
  • The Blue Ridge Co: handmade wooden cutting board
  • Jamberry: Manicure set, headband & necklace
  • Amberella: Conquer Power Heart
  • Sue Garcia from Valor Tattoo: MFM inspired flash sheet
  • Miss Montgomery Designs: Edgar Allan Poe inspired lightbox
  • Carly Jo Bones: light up skull, tray, keychain, geode, & 2 necklaces
  • Sarah Collins (The Saddest Atoms): pin, print, & shirt
  • Colin Frangicetto: calendar, print, pins, & patch
  • Tina Crespo: “Fire & Ice” resin
  • A Murderino-inscribed copy of Guy Branum’s memoir
  • Two 1990-1991 Mark Jackson basketball cards (with the Menendez Brothers in the background)
  • Five framed prints from artists Taylor Bryn Hultquist-Todd
  • Portraiture session with Shannon Sims Photography
  • Two original paintings by Jayne Good
  • Forensics & Flowers: True Crime Club set, including keychain, enamel pin, & sticker
  • And We Evolve: free first delivery of new-to-you clothes
  • Phillies & 76ers shirts, hats, and a water bottle from Lloyd Sixsmith Sporting Goods
  • Murderino inspired shirts from Emily at Lloyd Sixsmith
  • Damsel in Defense: stun gun, pepper spray, & breakaway keychain
  • Never Get Murdered: various self defense items
  • I Heart Guts: plushy gold tooth, two  blood pins, and a heart of gold pin
  • The Fall Line Podcast: pin & mug set
  • The Craft Hangout Podcast: tiny bowling pins & SSDGM snood
  • Special Ed Toys: a bunch of original enamel pins!
  • and lastly, an autographed copy of the My Favorite Murder: SSDGM book and playbill from the NYC show!
Upstairs, 3-7pm
FREE, 21+

Enjoy this event with tasty goodies from Tattooed Mom’s full menu!

Plus an *exclusive* SSDGM cocktail!

Join the Facebook Event, invite all your Murderino pals, and SSDGM!